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So......umm.........anybody have it?.............I don't.........I'm just asking...................just curious..............

Anata Wa Wakarimasu Ka.....

like poop? blood? clear viscous liquid?

Plomox.

Originally posted by InnerRise
So......umm.........anybody have it?.............I don't.........I'm just asking...................just curious..............

Anata Wa Wakarimasu Ka.....

More information, but not too graphic, please.

Is that like the name of a Japanese celebrity?

Originally posted by Bardock42
More information, but not too graphic, please.
then they'd better disregard my post, eh?

If you don't want to know the specifics, don't read the spoiler.

I'm referring to Liquid matter/feces that seeps out throughout the day leaving wet spots/dry spots on your boxers/underwear and gives off an odor.

Once again this isn't about me....................

My anus is clenches tightly shut as if in a death grip.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
If you don't want to know the specifics, don't read the spoiler.

I'm referring to Liquid matter/feces that seeps out throughout the day leaving wet spots/dry spots on your boxers/underwear and gives off an odor.

Once again this isn't about me....................

My anus is clenches tightly shut as if in a death grip.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Interesting. No, don't know that. Sorry.

But WHy Did it sudenly interest you?

Originally posted by Red Two
But WHy Did it sudenly interest you? Ummm......I really don't know.

I guess b/c I'm a Pre-Med in college maybe............Yeah........that must be it.......I'm sticking with that.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Ummm......I really don't know.

I guess b/c I'm a Pre-Med in college maybe............Yeah........that must be it.......I'm sticking with that.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Wow you're Pre-Med>

Anyhoo a lot of old people have that. Also I remember back in like 199? whatever when they came out with those lays potato chips with olean. It caused anal leakage.

Is teh schmexs. drool

boha las miste ere?

Anal Leakage = Incontinence. Case Closed.
"Durfs" (or fecal streak) in your underwear/boxers are due to incomplete cleaning of your anal sphincter after defecation, not because of anal leakage.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wow you're Pre-Med>

Anyhoo a lot of old people have that. Also I remember back in like 199? whatever when they came out with those lays potato chips with olean. It caused anal leakage. I believe there is too much Bajingo in your sig.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wow you're Pre-Med>

Anyhoo a lot of old people have that. Also I remember back in like 199? whatever when they came out with those lays potato chips with olean. It caused anal leakage. Yes, I've been seeing a lot of stuff online about Olean causing anal leakage. I even came across something where someone asked whether Olean caused it and the Olean people denied it and said how helpful it was. I think they were referring to some diet pills with olean in it or something.



Originally posted by Smiter
Anal Leakage = Incontinence. Case Closed.
"Durfs" (or fecal streak) in your underwear/boxers are due to incomplete cleaning of your anal sphincter after defecation, not because of anal leakage. So are you sa.....you know what nevermind. Research is your friend. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Lets face it. You jsut started the thread to tell everyone you are a pre-med-dude.

If you say so.

It's better than the other alternative.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
If you say so.

It's better than the other alternative.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Well and your ass is leaking.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well and your ass is leaking. I plead the 5th.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
I'm a Pre-Med in college

What's your specialty gonna be? Proctology?

Nope. I haven't decided yet. I was going to go for a Obstetrician, but that's not for me. Hopefully I'll know by the time I get to Med School.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
If you don't want to know the specifics, don't read the spoiler.

I'm referring to Liquid matter/feces that seeps out throughout the day leaving wet spots/dry spots on your boxers/underwear and gives off an odor.

Once again this isn't about me....................

My anus is clenches tightly shut as if in a death grip.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Oh wet farts?

Nope i never have them

Originally posted by xXxPunkchickxXx
Oh wet farts?

Nope i never have them No, not "wet farts" as you put it.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Just..eww.

Pre-Med? and how old are you?

Originally posted by InnerRise
Nope. I haven't decided yet. I was going to go for a Obstetrician, but that's not for me. Hopefully I'll know by the time I get to Med School.

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... you should be a diagnostician like House

Originally posted by Smiter
Pre-Med? and how old are you? I'll be 20 in January.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Okay well can i just say Gross

Originally posted by xXxPunkchickxXx
Okay well can i just say Gross Well yes you can but imagine the predicament of the person actually suffering through it. I pity the soul.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Double Post. shock

ANATA WA WAKARIMASU KA.....

Originally posted by Strangelove
you should be a diagnostician like House

Everyone should be like House actually.

Originally posted by InnerRise
Well yes you can but imagine the predicament of the person actually suffering through it. I pity the soul.

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... Originally posted by InnerRise
Well yes you can but imagine the predicament of the person actually suffering through it. I pity the soul.

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... double post detective

Originally posted by Strangelove
double post detective Oops. youpi

Well you don't have to go announcing it to the world. glare

I'm only a human being. I make mistakes too. Why must my mistakes be amplified?

I can only imagine what would have happened if I was caught with no underwear. sadwalk

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

so youre 19 and which gives you 1 year of college to collect all the prerequisites to be in PreMed? I highly doubt that you can finish prerequisites in 1 year. Biology, Chemistry, Anatomy, Physiology, Algebra, Microbiology, Nutrition, Pharmacology, Medical Terminology, and other shit IN ONE F0CKIN YEAR?. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT YOURE IN PRE-MED. unless you are not finished with prerequisites and the school agreed to put you on the next semester for pre-med. or youre a big liar.

Originally posted by Smiter
so youre 19 and which gives you 1 year of college to collect all the prerequisites to be in PreMed? I highly doubt that you can finish prerequisites in 1 year. Biology, Chemistry, Anatomy, Physiology, Algebra, Microbiology, Nutrition, Pharmacology, Medical Terminology, and other shit IN ONE F0CKIN YEAR?. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT YOURE IN PRE-MED. unless you are not finished with prerequisites and the school agreed to put you on the next semester for pre-med. or youre a big liar. you go into Med School after you graduate from college. It's grad school. Learn somethin,g read a book

he graduated from college in 1 year? doubt it. Unless he started college at 16 and collected the pre-reqs till 19 to get in to pre-med school.

shh

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Smiter
he graduated from college in 1 year? doubt it. Unless he started college at 16 and collected the pre-reqs till 19 to get in to pre-med school. You are an idiot. He hasn't gone into Med School yet. He never said he had. You can read for yourself. He said 'once I get into Med School'

Get your head outcher ass

I work as a Nurse assistant and talked to med-students who work with me. most of them are 25 above, they told me it takes 10 years of painful schooling to become fully pledged doctor. and to start premed at 19 is prodigy impossible

Originally posted by Smiter
I work as a Nurse assistant and talked to med-students who work with me. most of them are 25 above, they told me it takes 10 years of painful schooling to become fully pledged doctor. and to start premed at 19 is a prodigy I repeat, you are a fool. You haven't listened to a thing either of us have said

Originally posted by Smiter
I work as a Nurse assistant and talked to med-students who work with me. most of them are 25 above, they told me it takes 10 years of painful schooling to become fully pledged doctor. and to start premed at 19 is prodigy impossible Well why don't you just leave the understanding of this to the MED-Students then b/c after all you are just a nurse's assistant. No offense.

By the way. It's not all around 10 years of schooling for everybody.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

its true i haven't listen to strangeloves foolish trollings. Then how did you get into premed at 19? what are your credentials?

Offense None taken: Because Nurses and nursing assistants are the doctor's backbone. Doctors need us. We need Doctors.

Originally posted by Smiter
its true i haven't listen to strangeloves foolish trollings. Then how did you get into premed at 19? what are your credentials?

Offense None taken: Because Nurses and nursing assistants are the doctor's backbone. Doctors need us. We need Doctors. Pre-Med is my concentration. Biology is my Major.

So when I go to pick my classes, whether it be with an advisor or by myself, I know which classes I need to take in order to fulfill my prerequisites.

Someone with a concentration in Physics would be on a slightly different path then me in what classes they needed to take.

I'm not a MED-Student, but my concentration is in Pre-Med. Therefore I'm a Pre-Med and Biology Major.

If you eve fill out a College Application you'll see they give you choices of a bunch of concentrations to choose from, such as Pre-Dentistry and Pre-Pharmacy for example. Pre-Pharmacy happens to be what I went into college being until I changed it.

I still do have my Pharmacy Technician License though that I obtained in High School.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Big Goals Good Job. Youre an asian guy with straight A's at highschool is my prejudgement to you.

Since we are talking about goals here. Im going for LVN then moving to RN. its a weird bridge program at the school im going through. from CNA>>> LVN>>>RN. Estimated time 3-5years. If I Fail, Ditch my nursing assistant job then Oakland Police Dept is always open.

Originally posted by Smiter
Big Goals Good Job. Youre an asian guy with straight A's at highschool is my prejudgement to you.

Since we are talking about goals here. Im going for LVN then moving to RN. its a weird bridge program at the school im going through. from CNA>>> LVN>>>RN. Estimated time 3-5years. If I Fail, Ditch my nursing assistant job then Oakland Police Dept is always open. You're assessment of me is wrong.

There was talk of me obtaining a license to become a Registered Nurse doing Highschool as well, but I didn't care for it.

Well....um......I guess you have.......um.............high goals as well......

Don't get shot.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Weird Chain of Discussion. Anal leakage >>> Pre-Med >>> Goals

Well I guess Anal Leakage isn't such a bad thing after huh?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

yea now we are back to anal leakage again!

But a doctor can always fix it up.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

yea but the nurse assistants do the dirty job. doctors just give orders.

Originally posted by Smiter
yea but the nurse assistants do the dirty job. doctors just give orders. YaY!! youpi

What a relief!!!! jump

Ohhhhh..................awkward.......................make sure you wear gloves........dodgy

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

sometimes if you dont wipe your ass good enough, it feels like leakage.

wtf

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

i dont speak your language. en english, por favor.

WTF means. "What......................The........................F**k"

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I use those faucet that shoots water up the anal sphincter and it cleans it. then wipe it. What do you call that faucet that shoots water up yours?

Tell me, do you have your "anita wanks wally's willy" on copy-paste or do you type it out every time?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Tell me, do you have your "anita wanks wally's willy" on copy-paste or do you type it out every time? funny

Yes, just as I did with my previous one, I type it out every time.

ANATA WA WAKARIMASU KA.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
funny

Yes, just as I did with my previous one, I type it out every time.

ANATA WA WAKARIMASU KA.....

Why?

Originally posted by Smiter
I use those faucet that shoots water up the anal sphincter and it cleans it. then wipe it. What do you call that faucet that shoots water up yours? I'm sorry, I don't have a baday.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

yea baday! It'll clean the shit out of you.

That's just nasty. mhm

The only time anything will shoot anything up my tail hole is when I'm in bed with my ___friend.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Curious my ass. You're leaking, aren't you?

Originally posted by Leo.M
Curious my ass. You're leaking, aren't you? blush

Well you're the one with the curious @$$ so you tell me. blush2

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
So......umm.........anybody have it?.............I don't.........I'm just asking...................just curious..............

Anata Wa Wakarimasu Ka..... Somebody was watching the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

Not I. I don't even know what that is.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

People who have anal leakage.
Girls who were focked in the ass
Emos who were focked in the ass
Gays who where focked in the ass
People who gets focked by their bidets in the ass
Incontinence Old People.

But none of that has happened to m.............m.........my friend.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Tell me, do you have your "anita wanks wally's willy" on copy-paste or do you type it out every time?
lucky willy, right?

Originally posted by InnerRise
So......umm.........anybody have it?.............I don't.........I'm just asking...................just curious..............

Anata Wa Wakarimasu Ka.....

I has insane ass blast about two weeks ago, I kept throwing up all day as well, but it only lasted for 24 hours.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I has insane ass blast about two weeks ago, I kept throwing up all day as well, but it only lasted for 24 hours.

hungover?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No it was a flu bug going around. My house mate had it a few days before me, although I was hung over yesterday.

The flu sucks balls.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I has insane ass blast about two weeks ago, I kept throwing up all day as well, but it only lasted for 24 hours. You're referring to diarrhea right?

Well Anal Leakage is much worse.....or so I've heard.....

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
You're referring to diarrhea right?

Well Anal Leakage is much worse.....or so I've heard.....

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Look, all I know is that whatever it was I had was pure liquid, yellow in fact. It also was accompanied by a loud ripping sound unlike any fart known to man. There were no chunks, no nuggets, just yellow smelly liquid as if I were peeing out of my ass. Diarrhea?? I'm not sure if I could classify it as that. Anal leakage??? Maybe. All I know for sure is that it was nothing nice.

Originally posted by InnerRise
You're referring to diarrhea right?

Well Anal Leakage is much worse.....or so I've heard.....

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Have anal leakage do you?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Look, all I know is that whatever it was I had was pure liquid, yellow in fact. It also was accompanied by a loud ripping sound unlike any fart known to man. There were no chunks, no nuggets, just yellow smelly liquid as if I were peeing out of my ass. Diarrhea?? I'm not sure if I could classify it as that. Anal leakage??? Maybe. All I know for sure is that it was nothing nice.

Dude, you should have spoilered that.

Originally posted by InnerRise
closedeyes

I'll never second guess you ever again.

No not me.......just a friend....

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... It is side affect of a diet pill. Does she take diet pills?

I never specified that it was a "she".

But the person isn't taking any diet pills. They are on pills though. I'll make sure to tell them to read the side effects of the medication that they JUST STARTED TAKING.

I prey to god that's the problem.............for their sake of course.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
I never specified that it was a "she".

But the person isn't taking any diet pills. They are on pills though. I'll make sure to tell them to read the side effects of the medication that they JUST STARTED TAKING.

I prey to god that's the problem.............for their sake of course.

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... Well good to check the side effects before taking any medication.

Originally posted by Zatch
Well good to check the side effects before taking any medication. They did. They always do. Still have to take the medicine.

Just going to double check to see if it's causing this problem.

They didn't memorize all the information after all.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

What is funny is that I think this might actually be about you and not your friend. lmao

Whatever gave you that idea.

dodgy

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*Just going to double check to see if it's causing this problem* This sentence right here. Not to mention your worried smiley's here and there. Most people don't get that worked up over a friend.

Originally posted by Zatch
*Just going to double check to see if it's causing this problem* This sentence right here. Not to mention your worried smiley's here and there. Most people don't get that worked up over a friend.

Yeah, if my friend had anal leakage I would probably be making fun of him.

And that's why yalls friends are limited. youpi

And that sentence means nothing....nothing at all. mhm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
And that's why yalls friends are limited. youpi

And that sentence means nothing....nothing at all. mhm

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... *Still thinks you seaped all down your leg and is laughing behind your back several states/countries away.*

Originally posted by Zatch
*Still thinks you seaped all down your leg and is laughing behind your back several states/countries away.* I wouldn't call that behind my back.

Wise up.

That's not how you spell SEEPED.

Wise up.

It's not me.

Wise the f**k up! ranting

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Either way, I'm still lauging. This is quite humorous. Just stop trying to cover it up. Seep* boy.

Cover what up. shrug

I'm just a curious boy seeking information by the day. I eat my wheaties and string beans, I'm doing right.

Who are you to put me down. schmoll

A meanie that's who. I don't like you very much.

You seem limited in so many ways.

Me......I'm bettering myself and you will not get in the way of that. nono

Heed my words carefully boy or you'll pay dearly.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
like poop? blood? clear viscous liquid?

Bleach? Pee? Acid?

Originally posted by InnerRise
Cover what up. shrug

I'm just a curious boy seeking information by the day. I eat my wheaties and string beans, I'm doing right.

Who are you to put me down. schmoll

A meanie that's who. I don't like you very much.

You seem limited in so many ways.

Me......I'm bettering myself and you will not get in the way of that. nono

Heed my words carefully boy or you'll pay dearly.

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... LMAO Sounds like a threat. Bet the mods wouldn't like that too much. lol Anyway, enjoy your leaking problem you have going for you. I'm out. Adios.

Originally posted by InnerRise
And that's why yalls friends are limited. youpi

And that sentence means nothing....nothing at all. mhm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

That's what friends do. They rip on each other.

And again if my friend told me or I found out he had anal leakage he wouldn't forget about for a year.

Originally posted by InnerRise
Ummm......I really don't know.

I guess b/c I'm a Pre-Med in college maybe............Yeah........that must be it.......I'm sticking with that.

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... Is that really what they call it?

The only time I can recall ever having "anal leakage" is from eating those Lay's chips from way back when that had the ingredient Olestra. The warning was actually right on the bag................in very, very fine print, though. I guess that's why they are no longer in production.

Originally posted by Zatch
LMAO Sounds like a threat. Bet the mods wouldn't like that too much. lol Anyway, enjoy your leaking problem you have going for you. I'm out. Adios. Oh yes. The Mods were just burn me at the steak for the threatening post right there boy. Let me tell you......terrifying stuff.............

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*Stake*

So do you mean to tell me that nobody here has had any kind of experiences with Anal Leakage, whether it be yourself or a friend or family member.

My friend will be severely disappointed with the lack of help.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Sorry to disappoint you but I have never had any stuff leak out of my ass.

shock

I'm not disappointed.

My FRIEND will be though.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Consult a doctor?

They have, but this new symptom has just started right around the time they went to the doctor for something else and got new medications to take.

But since the medications aren't working anyway for their other problem, she'll be going back and she'll let them know then of the new problem.


We're very close friends. Tells me everything.

I tell them no no, whoa , hold up. TMI. But they insist. dodgy

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
They have, but this new symptom has just started right around the time they went to the doctor for something else and got new medications to take.

But since the medications aren't working anyway for their other problem, she'll be going back and she'll let them know then of the new problem.


We're very close friends. Tells me everything.

I tell them no no, whoa , hold up. TMI. But they insist. dodgy

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

shrug

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Look, all I know is that whatever it was I had was pure liquid, yellow in fact. It also was accompanied by a loud ripping sound unlike any fart known to man. There were no chunks, no nuggets, just yellow smelly liquid as if I were peeing out of my ass. Diarrhea?? I'm not sure if I could classify it as that. Anal leakage??? Maybe. All I know for sure is that it was nothing nice.
That's the grossest thing I've heard all year, and yet..






I can't help but laugh my ass off.

Anal Leakage

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Anal Leakage
''It was like that when i got here''

Didn't InnerRise's friend have that?

Does Bush have that?

Originally posted by TRH
Does Bush have that?
nope thats a different disease

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
nope thats a different disease

Originally posted by K.Diddy

shy
K. Diddy, laughed at my joke pray

Originally posted by Leo.M
I remember that. crylaugh

Me too crylaugh