katelovespirate
You're all a funny and creative bunch so here's a new challenge. Tabloid news concerning POTC characters. hehe. i was reading the MSN gossip at work and got inspired.
I'll take on the first.
Celebrity Gossip: Swann and Turner on the rocks?
Could the tabloid-fav relationship between Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann be headed for Davy Jones Locker?
According to a spy, the two were seen canoodling at Che Royal last night, only to appear outside moments later in a heated argument.
"Elizabeth was crying and Will had his sword out. Both seemed shaky and intoxicated."
Elizabeth left alone after a tiff with the paparazzi, who she says "won't leave me alone!"
The pop-princess, a tabloid staple since her kidnapping and subsequent engagement to cradle-robbing James Norrington, has reportedly been taking to the bottle a little too strongly in recent months. An insider confides, "Her father keeps trying to get her to calm down and stop partying, but Elizabeth has been a thrill-seeking mess ever since her return to Port Royal months ago. For a while he thought her new relationship with C-lister Turner would steady her, but even Turner can't seem to control her anymore."
Turner and Swann's rep released a statement this morning at a press conference, stating that "like all couples, Elizabeth and Will have arguments. They have issues they have to work through. Right now they are processing their plans of moving into the governor's mansion and dealing with talk of starting a family. That's scary stuff for any girl to think about. Elizabeth just needed some time to talk through that with ."
The pair made headlines only a few weeks ago with their plans to marry. This came as a shock to family and friends, who were still processing her recent split with Norrington. Said James when he learned of the couple's plans, "Elizabeth is a great girl and I'm really happy for her."
The wedding has been under intense scrutiny by the media, who claim the dovesome duo are spending a fortune to make the wedding happen before the rainy season sets in.
"After last summer's hurricane season, we don't want anything to spoil their special day," quotes the planner, who ordered their wedding attire recently from Paris. "Elizabeth's friend Anne Boleyn wore a gown really similar to her wedding." No word yet on the bride's waistline, but insiders squeal that it may be under 17 inches.
The invites went out to a star-studded list of nobility, royalty, and family, who cleared their schedules for the traditional ceremony and on-the-water reception which is fast approaching.
Pop-icon Jack Sparrow was originally scheduled to make an appearance at the Wedding, but canceled last minute due to a court order. Political leftists accuse the bride's father, Governor Weatherby Swann, of pulling strings to make sure the flamboyant Sparrow was a no-show.
Says Swann, "I am entirely offended by rumors that I had anything to do with Sparrow's court order. We reached a mutual understanding of agreeing to disagree months ago." Swann continues his open-ness to an insider, tattling that Sparrow's hygeine was the real cause of the issue. "My soon to be son-in-law wants everything to be perfect for Elizabeth. He knows that the presence of certain people would be distracting from her enjoyment of the day."
No word yet on whether Elizabeth's ex-boyfriend James Norrington will be attending or not, though a friend of Turner's states that "Will really hopes he will come and give his blessing. Will and James have always been good friends and have a lot of respect for each other." Tell that to the headlines from last month, which included a drunken spat between the two in front of paparazzi, and James later being arrested for ramming a ship into the unsuspecting Turner. Elizabeth's rep says "We know James has a busy schedule. He's moving on with his life. He's seeing new people and he's a got a promotion on the horizon."
Arguments aside, friends and family are sure than nothing will be able to stop the big day from being the most lavish and talked-about ceremony in decades.
I'll take on the first.
Celebrity Gossip: Swann and Turner on the rocks?
Could the tabloid-fav relationship between Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann be headed for Davy Jones Locker?
According to a spy, the two were seen canoodling at Che Royal last night, only to appear outside moments later in a heated argument.
"Elizabeth was crying and Will had his sword out. Both seemed shaky and intoxicated."
Elizabeth left alone after a tiff with the paparazzi, who she says "won't leave me alone!"
The pop-princess, a tabloid staple since her kidnapping and subsequent engagement to cradle-robbing James Norrington, has reportedly been taking to the bottle a little too strongly in recent months. An insider confides, "Her father keeps trying to get her to calm down and stop partying, but Elizabeth has been a thrill-seeking mess ever since her return to Port Royal months ago. For a while he thought her new relationship with C-lister Turner would steady her, but even Turner can't seem to control her anymore."
Turner and Swann's rep released a statement this morning at a press conference, stating that "like all couples, Elizabeth and Will have arguments. They have issues they have to work through. Right now they are processing their plans of moving into the governor's mansion and dealing with talk of starting a family. That's scary stuff for any girl to think about. Elizabeth just needed some time to talk through that with ."
The pair made headlines only a few weeks ago with their plans to marry. This came as a shock to family and friends, who were still processing her recent split with Norrington. Said James when he learned of the couple's plans, "Elizabeth is a great girl and I'm really happy for her."
The wedding has been under intense scrutiny by the media, who claim the dovesome duo are spending a fortune to make the wedding happen before the rainy season sets in.
"After last summer's hurricane season, we don't want anything to spoil their special day," quotes the planner, who ordered their wedding attire recently from Paris. "Elizabeth's friend Anne Boleyn wore a gown really similar to her wedding." No word yet on the bride's waistline, but insiders squeal that it may be under 17 inches.
The invites went out to a star-studded list of nobility, royalty, and family, who cleared their schedules for the traditional ceremony and on-the-water reception which is fast approaching.
Pop-icon Jack Sparrow was originally scheduled to make an appearance at the Wedding, but canceled last minute due to a court order. Political leftists accuse the bride's father, Governor Weatherby Swann, of pulling strings to make sure the flamboyant Sparrow was a no-show.
Says Swann, "I am entirely offended by rumors that I had anything to do with Sparrow's court order. We reached a mutual understanding of agreeing to disagree months ago." Swann continues his open-ness to an insider, tattling that Sparrow's hygeine was the real cause of the issue. "My soon to be son-in-law wants everything to be perfect for Elizabeth. He knows that the presence of certain people would be distracting from her enjoyment of the day."
No word yet on whether Elizabeth's ex-boyfriend James Norrington will be attending or not, though a friend of Turner's states that "Will really hopes he will come and give his blessing. Will and James have always been good friends and have a lot of respect for each other." Tell that to the headlines from last month, which included a drunken spat between the two in front of paparazzi, and James later being arrested for ramming a ship into the unsuspecting Turner. Elizabeth's rep says "We know James has a busy schedule. He's moving on with his life. He's seeing new people and he's a got a promotion on the horizon."
Arguments aside, friends and family are sure than nothing will be able to stop the big day from being the most lavish and talked-about ceremony in decades.
