L.E. and Yerssot's Camp Out
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L.E.
thats right. theres a big camp fire lit up with all the smores you can eat.
this is a camp out with all the comforts of home such as T.V., nice master bathroom, twin beds for everyone coming, and anything you bring along with you.
Ushgarak
(Wheels his Jedi bed from the pool party over)
yerssot
*brings colorTV, kingsize bed, computer with internetacces*
so, this is the camping?

Ushgarak
(Gets comfortable in bed)
Ah, this is the life... so, shall we get a rota prepared for the bathroom?
L.E.
you can do whatever u want.
*loads on the off*
i refuse to let any bugs eat me alive.
Ushgarak
Bugs??!
(Hides under covers)
yerssot
do I classify as bug?
and where will we make the tenniscourt?
L.E.
right there
*points to a tennis court*
see this is a magic campout and all ya gotta do is wish for what ever the hell you want.
*wishes for matt damon*
see?
*matt damon walks by a little confused*
ok you can go away now.
*matt disappears.
yerssot
*makes wish*
*fails*

are you sure this works?
anyway, we should burn someone on that fire

L.E.
who do you have in mind?

yerssot
*points at Ush*
wonder how he would taste

Fire
*me comes in*
*me has a lotta fireworks with em, blue and blacks*
*me launchs a giant firework of blue and black rockets in honour of Club Brugge*
"yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah champions league here we come
yerssot
I calmly second that

Julie
*brings toy lightsaber to keep yerssot in line*
Corran
*brings real lightsabre to assist*
Fire
we should all calm down, let us just have a bit of fun
it's the first time in 10 years that club makes the CL
Ushgarak
We almost care...
Fire

that's not very nice

Fire
my ICQ's actin' funny, anyone elses?
phinney6
*pulls out his huge water bed*
"hmm do you want to put it on channel 65?"
"this is the life
Ushgarak
Good thinking that man...
Dexx
*knocks door over*
i'm here.....!!
*unloads very big heavy bag.*
u ain't touchin' my food now i suppose.
*get pitbull outa the bag.*
nice doggy...guard it.
*wof!*
L.E.
since when was there a door in the middle of the woods?

yerssot
*grabs toy lightsabre*
*smacks Ush with it*
That wasn't nice of you!
*keeps sabre*
and dexx, stop building doors!
*throws LE some BELGIAN chocolate*
Corran
Yerss, that's not a lightsabre you've got there it's a snake.
mah
ah, camping! how cozy!
mah
uma thurman as Poison Ivy from batman

finti
but you still have to scratch your butt
Dexx
ok ok...deletes immaginary door. Make it a zipper.
Gundark
*peeks under Ush's covers*
Lovely pillows you have under there. Mech is going to need them when those aliens flying overhead finally decide to land and abduct him.
yerssot

especially when queeq's not around?
Ushgarak
(Continually hits yerssot over the head with hot water bottle)
No more toy sabre antics!
(Gives sabre back to Julie).
Don't bother with the chocolate, Julie. Belgium stuff is WAY overrated.
yerssot
*starts to cry*
that's not nice Ush

and I think you ate a wrong chocolate then!
Captain REX
*walks in to camp with a movie screen*
So, magic camp eh?
*wishes for LaurenE147*
*fails*
Not very magical to me...

yerssot
*gives Rex some tissues*
same here

Captain REX
*blows nose and gives the tissues back to Yerssot*
Thanks...

yerssot
*takes a tenisracket and smaches the tissues towards Tex*
Dexx
*draws blanket*
*snoring*
mechmoggy
*Drags in his bean-bag from queeqs bar along with 12 cans of lager and 12 cans of cider. Borrows 3 pillows from Ush for protection. Pours 1/2 pint of each. Puts remainder cans in mini-fridge, curls up on bean-bag with drink*
Snake-bite anyone?
Dexx
just had one
*lifts snake of foot*
Ushgarak
I'm alright thanks, Mech. Got any Pringles?
Gundark
Pringles. The most organized snack food in the world. I love em.
Hey, Mech....whats that light up there ? That bright one thats coming this way.
Dexx
electricity...finally!!
*runs toward light*
Captain REX
Nah, it's probably just those damned aliens making another pass on Mech...
*opens up secret compartment in a tree and pulls out the Death Star, a shotgun, and a pistol*
*gives Mech the pistol and Ush the shotgun*

Corran
Err Rex, shouldn't you be pointing the Death star at the Aliens and not yourself?
And why are Mech and Ush pointing the pistol and shotgun at you too?
yerssot
shsss! Corran! that was a surprise for him!
Fire
hihi, that'd be evil

mechmoggy
*Hides behind pillow for protection, coming out occasionally for a sip of snake bite*
Dexx
my trusty pitbull will protect me. Right doggy?
*starts playin' 'round with doggy"
L.E.
*his doggy bites his leg off*

Dexx
that's not nice doggy. why'd u bit yerssot?
L.E.
he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Dexx
well...i can't stay mad on ya...especially when doing such a thing. Here..take a doggy waffle
yerssot
I find the waffle abbuse disturbing
Fire
lol, yerss u are dsiturbing

Gundark
*Looks at size of spaceship approaching versus the size of the pillow over Mech's face*
I don't think they're going to fall for that, Mech old buddy.
*Hides under Ush's bed*
Dexx
Doggy need special food..like tasty waffles. I always give them up to him. I have the chocolate..and i can eat that cause it's no good for him. BTW yerss if i run outa waffles...

Fire
u can crawl away and hide or u can try to do something about it and fight
-reminds me of yersterdays rpg-
Dexx
i bet nona them alines gonna step on this here ground...*circles the sleeping bag* Right doggy.
yerssot
yeah, you're right FM... that does reminds my PG to collect the R yesterday
Fire
u're nuts yerss

yerssot
macademian nuts, if I may, they're delicious
mechmoggy
*Hides under Ush's bed with Gundy*
Mmmmm comfy.
mah
pringles taste boring..they're handy, but dull
Gundark
Yes, but they're good on canoe trips. They don't get smashed in those cans.
Hi Mech. Fancy meeting you under here. Look at all these dustbunnies....Ush's maid should be fired.
finti
Tex the super maid is sloppy
Gundark
*makes note to fire Tex*
Ushgarak
Edna used to keep it clean under the bed.
(Sobs)
Fire
not much to do about that now is there ush
Dexx
doggy...go fetch me some dust bunnies
Fire
dexx keep ur dog under controle :P
Gundark
*hands Ush a box of tissue*
Here. I found this under the bed.
yerssot
*makes campfire*
anyone has a guitar?
we need something to feed the fire

Julie
we should start to sing camp-fire type songs
yerssot
do we have to? you really don't want to hear my voice!
Dexx
ok i'll sing. Bet y'all wanna hear my voice

yerssot
that nag voice?
certainly...when we want some sleep
Dexx
naaag? Sleeeep? u certainly won't be goin' to sleep when i'm singin'.
Good thing though..it'll scare the sh**it of those damn aliens
yerssot
I wouldn't sleep, that's for sure!
I still need to dig up my hidden tresure!
Dexx
my doggy's here to bite ur ass and fetch it to me when ya find it.
yerssot
stop taking those pills will you, they give you illusions
Fire
hihi

mechmoggy
Are you trying to imply something Gundy?

Fire
mebbe

Captain REX
Mech, the aliens are right over us now....
*fires off the superlaser*
*blows himself up*
Ow....I think I've been vaporized....can I have a band-aid? A BIG one?
Ushgarak
Mech! Keep your foul mind away from sweet LE's campout!
Captain REX
Do I sense a disturbance in the Force?
*looks at Ush*
yerssot
no, that's tex fist hitting some aliens
Captain REX
Oh, they're here already?
*starts using smores as throwing knives on aliens*
yerssot
yeah, they asked directions to Michael Jacksons house
finti
yeah they came to see the freak
yerssot
no! they asked directions to Michael Jacksons house, not to Tex!
Captain REX
You mean The Man with No Nose?
yerssot
that line is his nose!
Captain REX
Oh, it is?

finti
or line of cocaine leading to his nose
yerssot
so you see, queeq knows Michael
Captain REX
So do you.

yerssot
we're from the same planet
Captain REX
And which planet is that?
Captain REX
I'll remember to mention it in my report of "Imagination."

yerssot
yeah right, like you can write
Captain REX
What am I doing right now?
Captain REX
*uses a blowhorn in Yerssot's ear*
How about now?
yerssot
depends where you got that horn
Captain REX
I...uh...got it from my PE teacher at school.
*locks freezer*
Captain REX
Um...no.

yerssot
why did you steal it?
Captain REX
I didn't steal it, I "permanently borrowed" it.

mechmoggy
Hey! I'm not the one with a pack of tissues hidden under my bed. Actually, that reminds me of a Frank Skinner joke when he says he can't believe we live in a world where man has landed on the moon, yet you can't buy a bed with a toilet roll dispenser fitted to the headboard.
Seriously though, could someone scare those aliens away please. Hiding behind this cushion is interfering with my drinking.
Ushgarak
(Covers LE's ears with a pillow)
mechmoggy
*Covers Yerss's face with a pillow*

Dexx
*opens chocolate*
*eats it*
Fire
hey hey watch out I need yerss in class this year so don't kill him
who else is gonna help me with my french
yerssot
thank you, but I still requier these two eyes to see what I'm doing!
*stops smacking dexx*
Corran
You would appear to be beyond help if it Yerss you are looking too, unlucky dude.
yerssot
ho ho! Wait a minute!
YOU help me on french, and I help you on bio!
yerssot
qu'est-ce que c'est? Un dude?
C'est un mot anglais, je pense, non?
FM, tu sais le mot?
Ushgarak
Yes, well, this one has run its course... closing.
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