Irene Says

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silver_tears
Touch your toes. icon5












BJ anyone? 31

Strangelove
Autofellatio is so hot no expression

silver_tears
I wouldn't know no expression


















I have no auto weep

Mr. Bacon
dont sink to their level irene

Barker
Irene is manual. naughty
























naughty

Punkyhermy
confused

silver_tears
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
dont sink to their level irene

Have you never played Simon Says? mhm

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Irene is manual. naughty





naughty

So she drives stick? shifty

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
Irene is manual. naughty
naughty

Yea, but you gotta know which buttons to press. 31

Thorinn
Originally posted by silver_tears
Touch your toes. icon5












BJ anyone? 31 Yes, thanks. 13























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Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by silver_tears
Have you never played Simon Says? mhm
i have but dont follow the n00b threads

Naz
*touches toes* Do I get candy now?

Barker

silver_tears
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i have but dont follow the n00b threads

They real question is.......have you touched your toes? detective

Originally posted by Thorinn
Yes, thanks. 13
31

B.Bear get on that. ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Naz
*touches toes* Do I get candy now?

Now your nose. doped

Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by silver_tears
They real question is.......have you touched your toes? detective



B.Bear get on that. ermm
i cant ninja

Vinny Valentine
ME!

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, but when she gets it stuck, she grinds my gears. confused

You should have her checked out. hmm

Naz
Originally posted by silver_tears
Now your nose. doped

*touches nose* Candy?

Thorinn
touch the waist?


























































































































yes. 13

silver_tears

silver_tears
Originally posted by Naz
*touches nose* Candy?

Tsk tsk tsk, didn't say Irene Says doped Fail.

Naz
Originally posted by silver_tears
Tsk tsk tsk, didn't say Irene Says doped Fail.

sad Oh gosh darn.

I still want candy. ermm

Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
He has, twice a day everyday weep

It's obviously not enough if you grind his gears. ermm

Maybe push it to 4 times a day, everyday?

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
sad Oh gosh darn.

I still want candy. ermm

*gives candy* happy

Vinny Valentine
You Killed me Irene weep

Barker

Strangelove
Brendan says that this thread is hawt. Yes, I spelled it like that. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, I took her in.

She kept coming back in and out though. It's like she couldn't make up her mind.

13

Does this happen often? oh

silver_tears
Originally posted by Strangelove
Brendan says that this thread is hawt. Yes, I spelled it like that. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?

HOTT w00t

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, I took her in.

She kept coming back in and out though. It's like she couldn't make up her mind.

13

You're such a woman. 31

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Killed me Irene weep

flirt

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
eek! Yay! *jumps up and down*

You don't want to know where that candy came from though.

13

Naz

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by silver_tears
HOTT w00t



You're such a woman. 31



flirt

BAD nono

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
ermm Why don't I?

Vinny gave it to me, and you DO know what Vinny does to the candy he gives out, don't you? no expression

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker


Man. 31

As if, I wear the pants in our relationship whip2flirt

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
BAD nono

Spank meh. weep

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Twice a day, like she said. sick 31

Maybe you should think about trading her in? confused

I could give you a new one for a great price. eek!

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
Please enlighten me. no expression

He spills Barker Juice on it.

doped

Barker

Naz

Thorinn
Free ballin'? 13

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by silver_tears
As if, I wear the pants in our relationship whip2flirt



Spank meh. weep

*Slaps your naked Ass*

Yeah, thats how I do it.

Lana
Hey Irene, I just found your DA page stick out tongue

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker

Pssh. You don't wear pants..

at all. 13

I do when that perv Thorinn's at the window ermm

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Throw in a RJ or two and you have a deal. barker

Two RJ's!

That's outrageous!

Consider it done. happy

silver_tears
Originally posted by Lana
Hey Irene, I just found your DA page stick out tongue

My what now? shock




















Haha I haven't used it much, it's such a ***** uploading stuff, takes ages ranting

Thorinn
Originally posted by silver_tears
I do when that perv Thorinn's at the window ermm I didn't think you noticed me looking. leftright

silver_tears
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Slaps your naked Ass*

Yeah, thats how I do it.

And to think you were on the brink of death 31

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
*gives back candy*

I can't just take this back you know.

With the BJ all over it's non refundable. ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Thorinn
I didn't think you noticed me looking. leftright

You kept distracting B.Bear 31

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
They'd better be foamy.

Oh, they'll be extra foamy. 13

Naz

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker


And what about when he hangs from your ceiling? ermmnone

And here I was thinking I was special sadwalk

Lana
Originally posted by silver_tears
My what now? shock




















Haha I haven't used it much, it's such a ***** uploading stuff, takes ages ranting

I've just started going back on there after having not for like 4 months stick out tongue

And really, the new submission thing, as strange as it is, is a hell of a lot faster...

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
But I don't want it erm

I guess I could give it to Strangelove.

Barker

silver_tears
Originally posted by Lana
I've just started going back on there after having not for like 4 months stick out tongue

And really, the new submission thing, as strange as it is, is a hell of a lot faster...

There's a new one? embarrasment
Wow I'm out of the loop haha

Thorinn
Originally posted by silver_tears
You kept distracting B.Bear 31 Well he's weird like that. 13

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
herbtouched

big grin

Thorinn
Originally posted by Barker
We need a smilie where the dude's nostrils are visibly flaring in and out. 13
I'm no good in Image ready. 13

Naz

Barker
Originally posted by Thorinn
I'm no good in Image ready. 13
You're not good in or out.

13

Thorinn
Originally posted by Barker
You're not good in or out.

13 Maybe both. weep

silver_tears
Originally posted by Thorinn
Well he's weird like that. 13

And then he just got all excited and flustered, it was a bad scene. 31

Barker
Originally posted by Thorinn
Maybe both. weep
Ask Pedro for some lessons. He's good at that sort of thing.

13

Thorinn
Originally posted by silver_tears
And then he just got all excited and flustered, it was a bad scene. 31 I can make anybody fluster. flirtOriginally posted by Barker
Ask Pedro for some lessons. He's good at that sort of thing.

13 Yeah, tell me about it.

Just look at the srug. 13

silver_tears
Originally posted by Thorinn
I can make anybody fluster. flirt

I know, I've seen what you do to Misticle. 31

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
And then he just got all excited and flustered, it was a bad scene. 31
*Doesn't read*. 13
Originally posted by Thorinn
Just look at the srug. 13
Srug is a legend. 13

Thorinn
Originally posted by silver_tears
I know, I've seen what you do to Misticle. 31 Mistibuckle? eek!Originally posted by Barker
*Doesn't read*. 13

Srug is a legend. 13 No doubt. jockey

silver_tears
Yea, him lookaround

Strangelove
I demand an innuendo of Irene! mad

silver_tears
Originally posted by Strangelove
I demand an innuendo of Irene! mad

Wanna go make some strange love in the shack behind Arby's? lookaround

Thorinn
I'm off to bed.


later suckas. jockey

silver_tears
Bye ***** 31

Barker
Originally posted by Thorinn
I'm off to bed.


later suckas. jockey
fu


31

Kongu Dude
I just clicked to page 2, so I didn't read the text. ermmsmart

silver_tears
You're on page 4 petpet

Mr. Bacon
ninja

InnerRise
Cock-a-mamey Biatch......closedeyes

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

silver_tears
Originally posted by InnerRise
Cock-a-mamey Biatch......closedeyes

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Cockamamie sleepy

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
ninja

Page 5 shock

Röland
eek!

InnerRise
Originally posted by silver_tears
Cockamamie sleepy



Page 5 shock When you say it it develops a whole different meaning.

What you been up to? You seem tired/bored by the smiley you posted.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

silver_tears
Originally posted by InnerRise
When you say it it develops a whole different meaning.

What you been up to< You seem tired/bored by the smiley you posted.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Perv.

Errr I'm a little of both, I have an exam at 7 pm EST so in about 2.5 hours. I just wanna get it over and done with. The next one isn't until Saturday night so I can finally sleep like a normal person since I'm so tired.

That's pretty much how dull my life is shrug

Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by silver_tears
Cockamamie sleepy



Page 5 shock
thats right skank doped

InnerRise
I'm having my final exams now as well. I've taken one already, have one friday and 2 more next week and then i'm done.

An exam on Saturday?!?!?! What kind of COCK-A-MAMEY BULLSH!T is that!?!?!?!?! scream

You should sue! ranting

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

silver_tears
Originally posted by InnerRise
I'm having my final exams now as well. I've taken one already, have one friday and 2 more next week and then i'm done.

An exam on Saturday?!?!?! What kind of COCK-A-MAMEY BULLSH!T is that!?!?!?!?! scream

You should sue! ranting

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Yea me too, they end the 15th and I'm free for 3 weeks.
I have one today, one saturday, one next wednesday, and then the last one next friday. I've written one on monday already.

What's worse is it's at 7 pm, what a waste of a drinking night disgust

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
thats right skank doped

**** doped

Mr. Bacon
doped

Bardock42
Is this BJ from Irene still available?

silver_tears
For you it is lookaround

Bardock42
Originally posted by silver_tears
For you it is lookaround

Oh, that's nice. You are a very nice girl. I like you.

silver_tears
That warms my heart touched

Bardock42
Originally posted by silver_tears
That warms my heart touched

I am happy you feel that way. I would not want to annoy you.

Barker
yawn

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
yawn

Is itty bitty Barkie tired? 31

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am happy you feel that way. I would not want to annoy you.

Who's been pumping you full of drugs then? hmm

Bardock42
Originally posted by silver_tears
Who's been pumping you full of drugs then? hmm

At the moment or before? Either way, I do not know for sure. Forgive me for dissapointing you.

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
Is itty bitty Barkie tired? 31
Itty bitty?

Mist resembles that remark. 13

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
Itty bitty?

Mist resembles that remark. 13

Haha lookit you picking on the handicapped kid. 31

Originally posted by Bardock42
At the moment or before? Either way, I do not know for sure. Forgive me for dissapointing you.

It's a welcome surprise from your harsh German demeanor doped

Bardock42
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's a welcome surprise from your harsh German demeanor doped

Thank you. That is a very nice compliment. Though I have to admit it s the only fair way to treat such a nice girl as you.

silver_tears
Originally posted by Bardock42
Thank you. That is a very nice compliment. Though I have to admit it s the only fair way to treat such a nice girl as you.

Alright what do you want. hmm

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
Haha lookit you picking on the handicapped kid. 31

I once gave him a dead parakeet.

You know what I mean. I've heard some Dumb movie ripped that off. confused

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
I once gave him a dead parakeet.

You know what I mean. I've heard some Dumb movie ripped that off. confused

He's blind too?!?!?! shock

Barker
Yeah.

And I have reason to believe he skipped puberty. icon5

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
I once gave him a dead parakeet.

Did you have to use Duct Tape on the poor thing? cry

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
Yeah.

And I have reason to believe he skipped puberty. icon5

Is it the voice that tipped you off? ermm

Barker

silver_tears
That's him alright doped

Barker
31

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Gorilla Tape, actually.

New Line Changed it to avoid Lawsuits.

Not that they'd wear them anyway.

BWAHAHAHAHAHQIOJHON.

31

Voice? It sounded like bells to me. ermmnone

Gorilla Tape huh?

Can I use it to repair the holes in my boxers?

Thorinn
flowers

silver_tears
Originally posted by Thorinn
flowers

Hello lovely 31

Barker

Thorinn
Originally posted by silver_tears
Hello lovely 31 Sup? dancingman

Barker
Hmm.

I thought I had changed your password.

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
You put your legs though those, dear. 13

No wonder I always have this horrible feeling in my groin area. ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Thorinn
Sup? dancingman

You are. 31

Originally posted by Barker
You put your legs though those, dear. 13

I soooo loled.

Originally posted by Barker
Hmm.

I thought I had changed your password.

And again doped

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
The third hole is only for if you're wearing a dress or something.

I think.

31

I always thought the third hole was for snakes to go through.

You never know when you're going to have a snake in your boxers. 13

Thorinn
Originally posted by Barker
Hmm.

I thought I had changed your password. nah.Originally posted by silver_tears
You are. 31



k

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
What about Worms in Mike Tyson?







Ahah. Hah.

13

That happens quite often. 13

silver_tears
I just found out my webcam can record video hmm
I sense a video greeting coming to KMC soon shock

Thorinn
Originally posted by silver_tears
I just found out my webcam can record video hmm
I sense a video greeting coming to KMC soon shock Nude hello? 13

silver_tears
Well I am in a towel 31

Thorinn
~postsdisgustsmiliebecauseireneshouldbenude~

31

silver_tears
~oneoftheveryfewtimesireneisntnude~




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Thorinn
And I can't see. weep

silver_tears
That's right, I disabled the cams you crafty bastards ermm

Thorinn
Fine, I didn't want to see that curvaceous, dreamy, sultry, voluptuous, beautiful...droolio



What was I saying? ermm

silver_tears
Something about pie? droolio

Thorinn
Mmmm, yes pie. droolio

Your pie? shifty

silver_tears
I don't bake 13

InnerRise
Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't bake 13 Then what good are you to me? shrug

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

silver_tears
I cook like a champ hmm

Barker

silver_tears
Hello get out of my closet 31

Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by silver_tears
Hello get out of my closet 31
oh my bad ermm

*leaves*

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
Hello get out of my closet 31
No Notebook for you. 31

InnerRise
Originally posted by silver_tears
I cook like a champ hmm Ok. You've redeemed yourself.

I'm sure you can drive as well so.......

I'd like a Number 1 from McDonald's. no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
No Notebook for you. 31

****ing tease 31

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
oh my bad ermm

*leaves*

I thought you were under the bed shock

silver_tears
Originally posted by InnerRise
Ok. You've redeemed yourself.

I'm sure you can drive as well so.......

I'd like a Number 1 from McDonald's. no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Eww to McD's sick

Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by silver_tears
****ing tease 31



I thought you were under the bed shock
im sneaky like that shifty
ninja

InnerRise
Fine Burger King miss picky. You just make it snappy. Daddy's hungry and not afraid to whip it good. no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

silver_tears
Originally posted by InnerRise
Fine Burger King miss picky. You just make it snappy. Daddy's hungry and not afraid to whip it good. no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

petpet

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im sneaky like that shifty
ninja

Yes, yes you are dodgy

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
****ing tease 31
I'll need a few ****ing million BJs for this job. 13

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
I'll need a few ****ing million BJs for this job. 13

I'll get Misticle on the job, he has lots of experience. 31

InnerRise
Originally posted by silver_tears
petpet



Yes, yes you are dodgy IS that suppose to quench my appetite?!?!?! scream

Keep this up and I might just eat you!?!?! no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by silver_tears
petpet



Yes, yes you are dodgy
of course ninja2

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