Loeb Superman at his most wanked levels vs. Exitar

Who wins?

Loeb writes it?

He dies, but puts up a decent fight and hurts the celestial.

Anybody else, and he just gets vaped.

Or killed by antibodies that exist inside the celestial. It likely wouldn't take notice under any other pen.

Originally posted by Endless Mike
Who wins?

Exitar easily

No amount of wank will help Superman. He will be...super impotent.

Exitar just laughs at him and kills him for being a ****** like Machine Man was.