Flatulence forces plane to land.....
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Rogue Jedi
i ran across this a few minutes ago.....
http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id=22552&url=http%3A%2F%2Fapnews.myway.com%2Farticle%2F20061206%2FD8LRB5701.html
PVS
brings up the issue of poor...or rather NO air circulation on airplanes, which i think is just bullshit.
i read an article a couple of months ago that some european airline will have a small fleet of planes on which smoking is allowed. "OMG THATS SO UNHEATHY!!"
well, not really. you see, these planes will also have a ventilation system which takes in outside air and expells air as well. so, carbon monoxide aside, you're actually getting some percentage of fresh air, rather than breathing the same germ infested stale air you were breathing when you took off.
such a system could have also helped in this situation i think
lord xyz
Originally posted by PVS
brings up the issue of poor...or rather NO air circulation on airplanes, which i think is just bullshit.
i read an article a couple of months ago that some european airline will have a small fleet of planes on which smoking is allowed. "OMG THATS SO UNHEATHY!!"
well, not really. you see, these planes will also have a ventilation system which takes in outside air and expells air as well. so, carbon monoxide aside, you're actually getting some percentage of fresh air, rather than breathing the same germ infested stale air you were breathing when you took off.
such a system could have also helped in this situation i think It's basic common sense.
Robtard
Samuel L. Jackson starring in "Farts On A Plane", that would be a sweet sequel... I'm going to write the script.
lord xyz
Originally posted by Robtard
Samuel L. Jackson starring in "Farts On A Plane", that would be a sweet sequel... I'm going to write the script. Please don't. Sequals are only for things enjoyable, that way they can be ruined.
PVS
if anyone says the line involving "mother****ing farts on this mother****ing plane" i will shoot out their kneecaps
Robtard
http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4352/aaasd0.jpg
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by PVS
if anyone says the line involving "mother****ing farts on this mother****ing plane" i will shoot out their kneecaps
"mother****ing farts on this mother****ing plane."
Marxman
#1 Rule of the School Yard
Second kid always gets in trouble
Rogue Jedi
i have been the second kid many times.
lord xyz
Originally posted by Robtard
http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4352/aaasd0.jpg Worst outtake ever.
Rogue Jedi
man that movie was bad.
usagi_yojimbo
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i ran across this a few minutes ago.....
http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id=22552&url=http%3A%2F%2Fapnews.myway.com%2Farticle%2F20061206%2FD8LRB5701.html
That must have been embarassing for the woman. I wonder how she was able to get back home?
Robtard
Originally posted by usagi_yojimbo
That must have been embarassing for the woman. I wonder how she was able to get back home?
Yes, it's one of those life mysteries... God, KFC's secret ingredient and now 'how the fart-lady made it back home'.
Mindship
Jeez, imagine if she'd had diarrhea...then she would've had to blow up the plane to hide that holiday gift.
Dusty
This thread makes me laugh.
Robtard
Originally posted by Dusty
This thread makes me laugh.
That's because "fart jokes" are always funny.
Rogue Jedi
pull my finger.
Robtard
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pull my finger.
Take it out of your ass first.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Robtard
Take it out of your ass first.
you wanna touch my finger after it has been in my ass?
usagi_yojimbo
Originally posted by Robtard
Yes, it's one of those life mysteries... God, KFC's secret ingredient and now 'how the fart-lady made it back home'.
And..was she hot? I'm kind of wondering myself. Not sure if I could date a hot chick who farts a lot - particularly if the farts smell bad enough to bring an airplane to a hault.
Robtard
Originally posted by usagi_yojimbo
And..was she hot? I'm kind of wondering myself. Not sure if I could date a hot chick who farts a lot - particularly if the farts smell bad enough to bring an airplane to a hault.
You'd let sex with a hot chic slip by because of some gas? Rub a little Vic's Vapor Run under your nose, you wouldn't smell a corpse next to you let alone bad farts.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Robtard
You'd let sex with a hot chic slip by because of some gas? Rub a little Vic's Vapor Run under your nose, you wouldn't smell a corpse next to you let alone bad farts.
or use a clothes pin.
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