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Right now (1am here, early evening Stateside) I am the only member on-line but there seem to be 35 guests with me.

Hello invisible guests! What's the betting that none of them are real? Why do so many of them want to look at printable versions of old threads...?

u know i always wanted to talk with the guests sayin. Stop watchin and register for once already! Damn strange coincidence. But today we've had the highest number of guests in some time

Well, they almost certainly were not all real. Raz has had to reset the 'highest ever' list before.

ghosts?

I like it when the guests sit around and just watch!!
It turns me on!!!

Ohhhh Ahhhhh Ooooooooo!!!!!

Ghosts and a scarily horny Tex!!!

*cowers in corner*

35 guests? I think we just missed eachother then Ush (lucky you)
I was alone and with those ghosts too

does it matter, that ghost thing is kinda sad, but being a visitor would even be worse

why sad? it's normal

depends what u call normal

actually to quote a mate on that:

Keep a leash on that puppy!

everything but me

lol nha can't be, know at least 5 other ppl who aren't normal

i know a lot. But maybe they're not normal compared to me..maybe i'm the not normal. *faints*

and they all life inside me

doubt it, since I didn't see u here yesterday but what the hell

ah, I see my great undercover mask has yet to be compromised

Maybe we need to offer a self confidence course for our invisible guests.

and I can get all the money?

lol yea maybe

you can get a wack with the axe for each guest Yers

finti is having delusions of Lizzie Borden.

just as good

Can you give existence counselling to non-existent people?

I feel like a bit of a non-entity at the moment, try some on me Ush.

I wouldn't know where to start. Do you feel that nothing you do has any effect?

It must be crowded in there. That or your really big.

I'm not fat! I'm big boned!

I didn't say fat...exactly.

I was just informative!

Oh, okay.

yerss u are never just infromatif u always have a secret agenda

I am here, all short and round of me.

Keo!

(HHHHHUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!)

ok, you just told everyone of my secret agenda, if you tell everyone that my plan is to rule every chocolate factory in the world, I'll have to chocolate you!

Really Keo? With such a long name I automatically pictured you as really tall and slim. Don't know if that makes sense now I've written it down either.

See Ush, everything I say or think is of no significance.

Ok... do you actually exist, Mech?

I dunno. :shy:

Tricky! Well, try not to be too solipsistic.

*Looks up word*





*Still doesn't understand*

Okay.

okie what does it mean??

it has something to do with that the self is the only reality.

They're what we call in the business...Googlers

the glasspeople are revolting???

lol didn't u know yerss it's all planned so we can get u

Maybe we shouldn't provide counseling to non-existent guests here. Damned difficult time getting paid you know.

I know I am popular, but sending 50 glasspeople is ridiculous!

hehe they look just like ordinairy glasspeople but they are filled with a horrible flesh eating virus

so they like Resident Evil?

Are you suggesting I'll stiff you on the bill?