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Myrphy' s law. Anything that can go wrong, will, and at the worst possible moment.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
Myrphy' s law. Anything that can go wrong, will, and at the worst possible moment.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I was gonna say blame the mods.hmm

Originally posted by Storm
Myrphy' s law. Anything that can go wrong, will, and at the worst possible moment.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
i don't like that law...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was gonna say blame the mods.hmm

hahaha

Blame the Germans.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
Blame the Germans.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Blame Storms Hot Body.

Originally posted by Storm
Blame the Germans.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
i will, there screwing up my life right now!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Blame Storms Hot Body.

Bad things always come in threes...like the Sugarbabes. And Lost.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Blame Storms Hot Body. I can live with that.

I need a spanking, I' ve been a bad, bad girl eyes


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Bad things always come in threes...like the Sugarbabes. And Lost.
i think I'm up to 10 bad thing at the same time now...

Oh you naughty girl you, I think I'm the right guy to give you the right spanking

no that i don't enjoy a good spanking now and the but you were talking to storm right?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Bad things always come in threes...like the Sugarbabes. And Lost.

Or the kids from Family Guy.

It's the same thing as when one person wants you, they all come out of the woodworks proclaiming love.......right?......no...what? bag

Misery loves company. cry

I blame it on moose droppings

Originally posted by Storm
Blame the Germans.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's because of the Germans. It's always because of the Germans.

I said I'm sorry. Now enough already.

Originally posted by ThePittman
I blame it on moose droppings

Yes....muhahahahahaha....my evil plan of spreading cursed moose crap throughout the world is finally coming to fruition! MWAHAHAHAHA -*cough----cough* sorry....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes....muhahahahahaha....my evil plan of spreading cursed moose crap throughout the world is finally coming to fruition! MWAHAHAHAHA -*cough----cough* sorry....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How do you plan to deliver the payload of moose crap? hmm

Originally posted by Storm
I can live with that.

I need a spanking, I' ve been a bad, bad girl eyes


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. droolio


I'll be back in 5 ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes....muhahahahahaha....my evil plan of spreading cursed moose crap throughout the world is finally coming to fruition! MWAHAHAHAHA -*cough----cough* sorry....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *run to the hills*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well now Mr Ohio, you tell me......how would a moose normally delvier a load of crap?

ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes....muhahahahahaha....my evil plan of spreading cursed moose crap throughout the world is finally coming to fruition! MWAHAHAHAHA -*cough----cough* sorry....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll have a pound ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well now Mr Ohio, you tell me......how would a moose normally delvier a load of crap? Air Canada?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well now Mr Ohio, you tell me......how would a moose normally delvier a load of crap?

Have it Fed-Ex'd to the location? ermm

pitt_woot mooseshit

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Defunct. Sorry. Air Mooseass maybe.






I've had special modifications made to my bowels...

Ok, this is messed up. We were blaming the Germans, logically enough, and now we've morphed into mooseshit.
you started it!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok, this is messed up. We were blaming the Germans, logically enough, and now we've morphed into mooseshit.

You'll have that, sometimes.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Actually, Pittman did, but, then again, he has a crush on me.
pitt_shifty

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's the same thing as when one person wants you, they all come out of the woodworks proclaiming love.......right?......no...what? bag If only.

Things are going wrong all the time. To be honest, I think if a larger problem arises, you're more likely to be bothered by smaller problems or to draw more attention to those smaller problems, and this makes it seem like far more is going wrong when realistically it's not

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
If only.

I want you. But I am not going to take you away from my friends Bardock, and ~Da Rev~. And I refuse to stand in line to wait.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I want you. But I am not going to take you away from my friends Bardock, and ~Da Rev~. And I refuse to stand in line to wait. No cuttsies, a-hole

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I want you. But I am not going to take you away from my friends Bardock, and ~Da Rev~. And I refuse to stand in line to wait.

Sorry, there is a queue, you'll have to take a ticket and wait for your number to be called. curlers

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
No cuttsies, a-hole

Fine. But the next time we're in line at the VD clinic, I'm not letting YOU cut, no matter HOW bad the crabs are. mhm

Originally posted by Lady Fianna


Sorry, there is a queue, you'll have to take a ticket and wait for your number to be called. curlers

I'm number 3 and I've been standing in line for 5 hours. oh

What the hell is taking so long? ermmcry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Fine. But the next time we're in line at the VD clinic, I'm not letting YOU cut, no matter HOW bad the crabs are. mhm Aha....what a typeo, i think you meant at the gym and by crabs you mean "carbs"...how many "carbs" i got...


lookaround

i feel very unwanted... cry

Originally posted by kayakat
i feel very unwanted... cry *wants* ermm

Originally posted by kayakat
i feel very unwanted... cry

Your best friend wants you.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna


Sorry, there is a queue, you'll have to take a ticket and wait for your number to be called. curlers

But...cry But I have coupons........*holds up coupons*




Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Aha....what a typeo, i think you meant at the gym and by crabs you mean "carbs"...how many "carbs" i got...


lookaround

No....not really Captain Syphillis.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
*wants* ermm
more....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Your best friend wants you.

cursing

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No....not really Captain Syphillis.

Originally posted by kayakat
cursing

Hehe, if you are hot (proof) I might want you.

Originally posted by kayakat
i feel very unwanted... cry

*does things to you that prove I want you*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~



No....not really Captain Syphillis.


Its Herpes...



I mean....i have dont have VD.


You should get yourself tested, Fianna.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Hmmm, well..coupons. Very tempting indeed. What a dilemma.... hmm

I know. Two can dine for 9.99!




Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Its Herpes...



I mean....i have dont have VD.


You should get yourself tested, Fianna.

As should 3/4 of KMC members.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I can't be rushed. no2

I have places to go, this isn't the DMV. ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hehe, if you are hot (proof) I might want you.

as soon as i have my pc i will post a pic... you'll just have to wait!!!
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*does things to you that prove I want you*

naughty

Originally posted by kayakat
as soon as i have my pc i will post a pic... you'll just have to wait!!! Then you'll have to wait for being wanted by me.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know. Two can dine for 9.99!






As should 3/4 of KMC members. I do get around


Seriously though, get tested, moose.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Then you'll have to wait for being wanted by me.

Hahaha...you're so tough.


You still want me though, right?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hahaha...you're so tough.


You still want me though, right?
Course I do...know howya look, don't I?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I do get around


Seriously though, get tested, moose.

Dude, I do, after every single night you've offered me Roofie laced drinks...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know. Two can dine for 9.99!

droolio Too much for me to resist, you may jump the queue my friend.


Are you feeling better by the way?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Dude, I do, after every single night you've offered me Roofie laced drinks... Yeah, i have to start to cover up the roofies in a better manner.


How about this anonymous piece of bread

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
droolio Too much for me to resist, you may jump the queue my friend.


Are you feeling better by the way?

Moose...but..but I thought we were friends? I told you how I feel for her cry

Originally posted by Bardock42
Course I do...know howya look, don't I?

I guess so...but you never ever tell me....





Originally posted by Lady Fianna
droolio Too much for me to resist, you may jump the queue my friend.


Are you feeling better by the way?

*struts up to the front of the line with his coupons*

Yes, thank you for asking luv. Sometime Sunday I started to get better. hug

I was a little unsure how to come into this thread but after seeing Moose, Bardock, Rev and Fianna I knew there was come all over the place.ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I guess so...but you never ever tell me....


I am sorry, I can be very cold sometimes. You are very dear to me.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was a little unsure how to come into this thread but after seeing Moose, Bardock, Rev and Fianna I knew there was come all over the place.ermm

Cum you mean?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Cum you mean?

I sorry yes I meant cum. Lick someone's off of me?eyes

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Yeah, i have to start to cover up the roofies in a better manner.


How about this anonymous piece of bread


Because I'm SUCH a sucker for bread.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I sorry yes I meant cum. Lick someone's off of me?eyes

Tempting offer, not into that, though. Would basically lick everything else off of you though. Smokin' hot. You I mean. And your body. If you know what I mean. Which you should cause I stated it clearly.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Because I'm SUCH a sucker for bread. Most Meese are.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am sorry, I can be very cold sometimes. You are very dear to me.

No, it's me. I'm too needy. I knew you were Geman when I met you, I have to stop trying to change you.



Originally posted by LethalFemme
I sorry yes I meant cum. Lick someone's off of me?eyes

Eww? To the Ewwiest degree?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No, it's me. I'm too needy. I knew you were Geman when I met you, I have to stop trying to change you.

You are right, I am German. But, I can change, I try real hard to be the shepherd. Or something. Really.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Tempting offer, not into that, though. Would basically lick everything else off of you though. Smokin' hot. You I mean. And your body. If you know what I mean. Which you should cause I stated it clearly.

Are you saying you want to lick cigarette ashes off of me??

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Or the kids from Family Guy.
Agreed. 31

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Eww? To the Ewwiest degree?

He's German I was trying to make him feel at home unlike you.mhm

i gotta go... cry
see you tomorrow!!!

bye bye

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Are you saying you want to lick cigarette ashes off of me??

Well, for you I would ..I suppose.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are right, I am German. But, I can change, I try real hard to be the shepherd. Or something. Really.

Oh....Mariusoooo......if you became a Shepherd, well, I'd follow you just about ANYWHERE in this crazy old world! Lets..lets meet half way. I'll stop being less needy, and you, you become a carnie instead.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, for you I would ..I suppose.

I'm not really into smokers but, if you wanna. Are you sure there isn't anything else you'd rather put on me?

Originally posted by kayakat
i gotta go... cry
see you tomorrow!!!

bye bye
Everyone ignores you.

But not anymore. buhbye

Originally posted by LethalFemme
He's German I was trying to make him feel at home unlike you.mhm

I make him feel at home all the time. I've never ONCE stopped him from trying to mate with my cat. mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm not really into smokers but, if you wanna. Are you sure there isn't anything else you'd rather put on me?

Quite a few things...actually. Weird.

Originally posted by kayakat
i gotta go... cry
see you tomorrow!!!

bye bye

Bye! hug

Originally posted by kayakat
i gotta go... cry
see you tomorrow!!!

bye bye

Bye sweetie.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Everyone ignores you.

But not anymore. buhbye

Sorry.hug

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I make him feel at home all the time. I've never ONCE stopped him from trying to mate with my cat. mhm

I'll let him sleep in my bed.mhm

Originally posted by Bardock42
Quite a few things...actually. Weird.

Is there a list?ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll let him sleep in my bed.mhm



Is there a list?ermm

Tell him that other thing you let me do too.


Not yet.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sorry.hug
You said sorry to me for no reason.

6:th. mhm

Originally posted by Bardock42
Tell him that other thing you let me do too.


Not yet.

I'm saving that.

Well let me know.blush2

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
You said sorry to me for no reason.

6:th. mhm

Than I take it back.

Its past the 6th you're late

*calls police*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm saving that.

Well let me know.blush2

Of course

yawn

Originally posted by Bardock42
Of course

tongue21

So anyways. What's up with everybody?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Than I take it back.

Its past the 6th you're late

*calls police*
You can't do that. cryoh

Uh, no. It's just the 11, almost a Month left to go. ermmhappy

*Calls FBI*

Originally posted by Bardock42
So anyways. What's up with everybody?

I'm alive.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm alive.

Oh..we can see that droolio

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
You can't do that. cryoh

Uh, no. It's just the 11, almost a Month left to go. ermmhappy

*Calls FBI*

Can and did.

Pay up or get out.

*calls Canada*

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh..we can see that droolio

What happened to changing the subject?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm alive.
For now... Originally posted by LethalFemme
Can and did.

Pay up or get out.

*calls Canada*
That's a good explanation. yesermm

I'll leave. crysorry

*Calls Springfield and Peterland*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What happened to changing the subject?

I dunno. I like you. You are a good subject.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
For now...
That's a good explanation. yesermm

I'll leave. crysorry

*Calls Springfield and Peterland*

You can stay but, I get to eat and rink for free.ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
I dunno. I like you. You are a good subject.

Is this the new sweet Bardock?

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
For now...
That's a good explanation. yesermm

I'll leave. crysorry

*Calls Springfield and Peterland* Springfield = the simpsons


Peterland = ?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Springfield = the simpsons


Peterland = ?
South Park. ermmnone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Is this the new sweet Bardock?

Partly. Partly it is just your influence. I am nice to hot girls. So I might get some booty. Yes.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Partly. Partly it is just your influence. I am nice to hot girls. So I might get some booty. Yes.

I kinda ran into that one.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
South Park. ermmnone I can't stand that show.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Can and did.

Pay up or get out.

*calls Canada*






*answers Canada's one phone*

Hello, eh?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I kinda ran into that one.

Yeah, but you liked it. Admit it.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*answers Canada's one phone*

Hello, eh?

*Hangs up*

OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!.scared

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, but you liked it. Admit it.

Well.blushing

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well.blushing

It's okay. No need to blush. I liked saying it as well.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*Hangs up*

OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!.scared






Who da hell was dat, eh? Jacques, yer sister's all jacked up n' callin again eh!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Who da hell was dat, eh? Jacques, yer sister's all jacked up n' callin again eh! Oh god, this reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where Homer goes to canada for drugs, and they bring Flanders one trip, and Flanders meets the Canadian Flanders, and then they get into a "Hi-diddly doddily doodilly" battle, its hilarious.

You crazy ****ing canadians

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's okay. No need to blush. I liked saying it as well.

It feels wrong.weep

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Who da hell was dat, eh? Jacques, yer sister's all jacked up n' callin again eh!

Flawless.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It feels wrong.weep

It isn't. How can it be when you like it?

Originally posted by Bardock42
It isn't. How can it be when you like it?

....cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
....cry

Come here. I will comfort you. hug

Originally posted by Bardock42
Come here. I will comfort you. hug


That's the first I've ever seen you use that smilie hug

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's the first I've ever seen you use that smilie hug

Yeah, I hardly use smilies. I feel dirty when I do.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I hardly use smilies. I feel dirty when I do.

Seriously?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Seriously?


No. Just not very fond of them generally. Mostly pointless and low. Never seen Kafka using them, you know?