The Hot Air Balloon Of Justice

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Vegas
Moose, I demand you enter my Hot Air Balloon and bring a flat of bud and I'll bring the deck of 52 and the Ol' Rum 'n carb!

Shelbert Lemon
Is this a party of 2 only?

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Moose, I demand you enter my Hot Air Balloon and bring a flat of bud and I'll bring the deck of 52 and the Ol' Rum 'n carb!

Aye Aye Cap'n.

What the HELL is a flat of bud?

Vegas
Twenty Four beers from the company Budweiser.

Vegas
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Is this a party of 2 only?


We can only fit four in the Balloon. You must bring something special.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Twenty Four beers from the company Budweiser.

Oh, well, stupid me.

I'm also bringing this Sheep.


Okay? ninja

Vegas
Sheep?! We won't be up there for that long, Moose.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Sheep?! We won't be up there for that long, Moose.

Who said anything about taking a long time...?

LethalFemme
shock

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Vegas
We can only fit four in the Balloon. You must bring something special. I bring tequila and music. messed Oh good gravy.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I bring tequila and music. messed Oh good gravy.

Shellcat, bring the tequila, and the music, leave the gravy behind.

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Shellcat, bring the tequila, and the music, leave the gravy behind. thought it might work with your sheep dearest. stick out tongue

Vegas
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Who said anything about taking a long time...?


Good lord ...


Spare the poor buggers. Beer and Hookers!

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
thought it might work with your sheep dearest. stick out tongue


We're not EATING him.


Originally posted by Vegas
Good lord ...


Spare the poor buggers. Beer and Hookers!

Cool! I'll get LethalFemme.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
thought it might work with your sheep dearest. stick out tongue

You're naked!!! Put a sig on.tongue12

Vegas
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're naked!!! Put a sig on.tongue12

Well hello thurrrrrrrrrrr!

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
We're not EATING him.




Cool! I'll get LethalFemme.

Sorry you couldn't afford one of my girls.mhm

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sorry you couldn't afford one of my girls.mhm

What about one of your 'almost girls'?

Vegas
But I could afford all of them and more.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What about one of your 'almost girls'?

Mist or Slay?ermm

Originally posted by Vegas
But I could afford all of them and more.

Mr Bigspender????eyes

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're naked!!! Put a sig on.tongue12 eyes its being made...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
We're not EATING him.




Cool! I'll get LethalFemme. never mind then... gravy stays

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Mist or Slay?ermm





Bardock?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
eyes its being made...

never mind then... gravy stays

Can't wait.stick out tongue

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Bardock?

Good choice.yes

Shelbert Lemon
all 3?

Vegas
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Mist or Slay?ermm



Mr Bigspender????eyes

Mister?

Master Bigspender or Mstr. Bigspender.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
all 3?

It can be arranged.hmm

Originally posted by Vegas
Mister?

Master Bigspender or Mstr. Bigspender.

How about Ms.???stick out tongue

Vegas
You can be Ms. Bigspender.

It's quite the process though. Involves a lot of whipcream and a lack of clothing. stick out tongue

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by LethalFemme
It can be arranged.hmm



How about Ms.???stick out tongue good deal happy

Why do I feel the need to make sandwiches. messed

Vegas
Because Sandwiches taste good? Iunno.

~Da Moose~
I drknk all,kll thbeer....

Lady Fianna
laughing

Vegas
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I drknk all,kll thbeer....

You sound hammered?

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
You sound hammered?

fuzzykawa,,,,,,yabol....uo..you took m'fukkin shooz....bit;ch.

ThePittman
*throws darts at balloon*

Vegas
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
fuzzykawa,,,,,,yabol....uo..you took m'fukkin shooz....bit;ch.


Embellishing the inebriation, I presume?

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Embellishing the inebriation, I presume?

Not at all. I'm slightly askew in my mental balance, and, admittedly, I act on that sometimes, with crude mannerisms and antisocial behaviour.

Forgive me.

Syren
Originally posted by Vegas
We can only fit four in the Balloon. You must bring something special.

She's bringing me big grin

Vegas
So, In essence, my presumption was accurate.

Good to know. stick out tongue

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Syren
She's bringing me big grin damn right yes

Vegas
Us four, then? Bring something special!

I'm bringing the cards and a flat, Moose is bringing a flat and ... a Sheep.


Sherbert and Syren? What are you bringing?

Syren
I'm bringing my own special recipe for lurve yes

ThePittman
*Fills tank with methane gas*

MR.Grum
Originally posted by ThePittman
*Fills tank with methane gas* lights a matcaptainch

Vegas
Originally posted by Syren
I'm bringing my own special recipe for lurve yes

Just bring Rum, FFS.

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Vegas
Us four, then? Bring something special!

I'm bringing the cards and a flat, Moose is bringing a flat and ... a Sheep.


Sherbert and Syren? What are you bringing? told you before... tequila and an assortment of music stick out tongue

Syren
Originally posted by Vegas
Just bring Rum, FFS.

That's what I meant, jeez. Pervert ermm

~Da Moose~
*Brings the sheep aboard*

Oi, Kerry....care to hold the tether on Godric for a moment, I've got to pee before we leave.

Syren
*grabs tether*

Sure.

Hey... Godric ermm

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
*grabs tether*

Sure.

Hey... Godric ermm

Brilliant, thanks Kez. I should be good for.........hey......I thought Godric only did that with me. confused

What'd you say to him then? mad

Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Brilliant, thanks Kez. I should be good for.........hey......I thought Godric only did that with me. confused

What'd you say to him then? mad

smile

*removes finger*

Nothing mad

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
smile

*removes finger*

Nothing mad


***POP ***

Krikey....you move fast. eek!

Shelbert Lemon
yawn ...think I will just nap in the corner till take off time. Wake me if you need me.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
yawn ...think I will just nap in the corner till take off time. Wake me if you need me.

Ok Sherbert wink *snickers*

Syren
ermm

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok Sherbert wink *snickers* You are too cute with many nicknames you have called me by... think you are the only one with so many. messed

nah seriously I didnt sleep well last night so here in a moment Im gonna lay down.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
ermm

Alright then....we all set?

Kerry, cut the ropes and wake up Sherbert.

Sherbert, let Kerry wake you up.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
You are too cute with many nicknames you have called me by... think you are the only one with so many. messed

nah seriously I didnt sleep well last night so here in a moment Im gonna lay down.

I didn't say it though, it was Reno who did:

Originally posted by Vegas
Us four, then? Bring something special!

I'm bringing the cards and a flat, Moose is bringing a flat and ... a Sheep.


Sherbert and Syren? What are you bringing?

see?

Ok, take it easy Shellfish.

Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Alright then....we all set?

Kerry, cut the ropes and wake up Sherbert.

Sherbert, let Kerry wake you up.

Ready and raring to go eek!

*pokes ShellBelle*

Wake up, sweetie.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
Ready and raring to go eek!

*pokes ShellBelle*

Wake up, sweetie.

Kerry.....Kerry. KERRY!


You can stop poking her now, she's starting to bruise. confused

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I didn't say it though, it was Reno who did:



see?

Ok, take it easy Shellfish. I see that now... blame my sleep deprives eyes. stick out tongue

Originally posted by Syren
Ready and raring to go eek!

*pokes ShellBelle*

Wake up, sweetie. *wakes, secures tequila ...begins the trip with Linkin Parks 'Encore'*

Any request?


(be back in an hourish)

Strangelove
Originally posted by Vegas
Moose, I demand you enter my Hot Air Balloon and bring a flat of bud and I'll bring the deck of 52 and the Ol' Rum 'n carb! Is this the kind of hot air balloon where you go around fighting crime? ermm

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Strangelove
Is this the kind of hot air balloon where you go around fighting crime? ermm

Yeah, just like on all those old TV cop shows....or fast paced cop movies, where they always chase down the bad guys in hot air balloons.

Syren
laughing

Vegas
Yeah, we're the Hawaii Four-O ...


No, no Fives here .... Just four ...

'Kay, I need the rum now.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Yeah, we're the Hawaii Four-O ...


No, no Fives here .... Just four ...

'Kay, I need the rum now.

Wow.

That went over like a lead balloon.


Get it? Lead balloon? Balloon?

Vegas
'Kay, Moose needs some rum. stick out tongue

Syren
*steals the rum*

Kongu Dude
blink

Vegas
Originally posted by Syren
*steals the rum*

Syren, this balloon is very small and you have no escape. Stealing the rum won't quite work to your favor.


*Takes the rum back.*

Syren
Originally posted by Vegas
Syren, this balloon is very small and you have no escape. Stealing the rum won't quite work to your favor.


*Takes the rum back.*

Oh no you didn't.

*snap snap*

cry

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Syren, this balloon is very small and you have no escape. Stealing the rum won't quite work to your favor.


*Takes the rum back.*

laughing out loud Crazy old rummy Syren. She's so silly.

Syren
weep

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
weep

Well, you could steal the rum, and plummet to your death thousands of feet below. srug

THAT'D show us! miffed


(Note, no second colon)

Shelbert Lemon
I refuse to let that happen! stick out tongue

Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, you could steal the rum, and plummet to your death thousands of feet below. srug

THAT'D show us! miffed


(Note, no second colon)

clapping

Good god, you actually remembered. Take the rum, it means nothing to me in the face of your having learned something from me cry

Vegas
Do not take the rum.

There is beer. The rum? For the boys. The beer? 90% for the boys.

The Coolers I brought? You guys can have. Yhey!

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
clapping

Good god, you actually remembered. Take the rum, it means nothing to me in the face of your having learned something from me cry

I'm getting better every day.

And look.

*does up his zipper*

Marxman
*aims blowdart at balloon*

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Do not take the rum.

There is beer. The rum? For the boys. The beer? 90% for the boys.

The Coolers I brought? You guys can have. Yhey!

And I see you brought spaghetti.

Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm getting better every day.

And look.

*does up his zipper*

laughing out loud

No, don't do it up. We likes is open, yes we does big grin

Vegas
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And I see you brought spaghetti.

Uncooked spaghetti noodles, to be precise.

Lol, we don't want no cooked noodles.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Uncooked spaghetti noodles, to be precise.

Lol, we don't want no cooked noodles.

Dude...honestly, I don't want any at all. Yeck. Really.

Syren
Originally posted by Vegas
Uncooked spaghetti noodles, to be precise.

Lol, we don't want no cooked noodles.

"We don't want no, prepared noodles."

To the tune of Another Brick in the Wall, Pink Floyd ermm

Vegas
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Dude...honestly, I don't want any at all. Yeck. Really.

Lmao! That's the last time I use a metaphor with you around. stick out tongue

Seraphim XIII
Bump, for moose.

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