The Hot Air Balloon Of Justice
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Vegas
Moose, I demand you enter my Hot Air Balloon and bring a flat of bud and I'll bring the deck of 52 and the Ol' Rum 'n carb!
Shelbert Lemon
Is this a party of 2 only?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Moose, I demand you enter my Hot Air Balloon and bring a flat of bud and I'll bring the deck of 52 and the Ol' Rum 'n carb!
Aye Aye Cap'n.
What the HELL is a flat of bud?
Vegas
Twenty Four beers from the company Budweiser.
Vegas
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Is this a party of 2 only?
We can only fit four in the Balloon. You must bring something special.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Twenty Four beers from the company Budweiser.
Oh, well, stupid me.
I'm also bringing this Sheep.
Okay?

Vegas
Sheep?! We won't be up there for that long, Moose.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Sheep?! We won't be up there for that long, Moose.
Who said anything about taking a long time...?
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Vegas
We can only fit four in the Balloon. You must bring something special. I bring tequila and music.

Oh good gravy.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I bring tequila and music.

Oh good gravy.
Shellcat, bring the tequila, and the music, leave the gravy behind.
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Shellcat, bring the tequila, and the music, leave the gravy behind. thought it might work with your sheep dearest.

Vegas
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Who said anything about taking a long time...?
Good lord ...
Spare the poor buggers. Beer and Hookers!
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
thought it might work with your sheep dearest.
We're not EATING him.
Originally posted by Vegas
Good lord ...
Spare the poor buggers. Beer and Hookers!
Cool! I'll get LethalFemme.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
thought it might work with your sheep dearest.
You're naked!!! Put a sig on.tongue12
Vegas
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're naked!!! Put a sig on.tongue12
Well hello thurrrrrrrrrrr!
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
We're not EATING him.
Cool! I'll get LethalFemme.
Sorry you couldn't afford one of my girls.mhm
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sorry you couldn't afford one of my girls.mhm
What about one of your 'almost girls'?
Vegas
But I could afford all of them and more.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What about one of your 'almost girls'?
Mist or Slay?ermm
Originally posted by Vegas
But I could afford all of them and more.
Mr Bigspender????eyes
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're naked!!! Put a sig on.tongue12 eyes its being made...
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
We're not EATING him.
Cool! I'll get LethalFemme. never mind then... gravy stays
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Mist or Slay?ermm
Bardock?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
eyes its being made...
never mind then... gravy stays
Can't wait.
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Bardock?
Good choice.

Vegas
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Mist or Slay?ermm
Mr Bigspender????eyes
Mister?
Master Bigspender or Mstr. Bigspender.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
all 3?
It can be arranged.hmm
Originally posted by Vegas
Mister?
Master Bigspender or Mstr. Bigspender.
How about Ms.???

Vegas
You can be Ms. Bigspender.
It's quite the process though. Involves a lot of whipcream and a lack of clothing.

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by LethalFemme
It can be arranged.hmm
How about Ms.???

good deal
Why do I feel the need to make sandwiches.

Vegas
Because Sandwiches taste good? Iunno.
~Da Moose~
I drknk all,kll thbeer....
Vegas
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I drknk all,kll thbeer....
You sound hammered?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
You sound hammered?
fuzzykawa,,,,,,yabol....uo..you took m'fukkin shooz....bit;ch.
ThePittman
*throws darts at balloon*
Vegas
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
fuzzykawa,,,,,,yabol....uo..you took m'fukkin shooz....bit;ch.
Embellishing the inebriation, I presume?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Embellishing the inebriation, I presume?
Not at all. I'm slightly askew in my mental balance, and, admittedly, I act on that sometimes, with crude mannerisms and antisocial behaviour.
Forgive me.
Syren
Originally posted by Vegas
We can only fit four in the Balloon. You must bring something special.
She's bringing me

Vegas
So, In essence, my presumption was accurate.
Good to know.

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Syren
She's bringing me

damn right

Vegas
Us four, then? Bring something special!
I'm bringing the cards and a flat, Moose is bringing a flat and ... a Sheep.
Sherbert and Syren? What are you bringing?
Syren
I'm bringing my own special recipe for lurve

ThePittman
*Fills tank with methane gas*
MR.Grum
Originally posted by ThePittman
*Fills tank with methane gas* lights a matcaptainch
Vegas
Originally posted by Syren
I'm bringing my own special recipe for lurve
Just bring Rum, FFS.
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Vegas
Us four, then? Bring something special!
I'm bringing the cards and a flat, Moose is bringing a flat and ... a Sheep.
Sherbert and Syren? What are you bringing? told you before... tequila and an assortment of music

Syren
Originally posted by Vegas
Just bring Rum, FFS.
That's what I meant, jeez. Pervert ermm
~Da Moose~
*Brings the sheep aboard*
Oi, Kerry....care to hold the tether on Godric for a moment, I've got to pee before we leave.
Syren
*grabs tether*
Sure.
Hey... Godric ermm
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
*grabs tether*
Sure.
Hey... Godric ermm
Brilliant, thanks Kez. I should be good for.........hey......I thought Godric only did that with me.
What'd you say to him then?

Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Brilliant, thanks Kez. I should be good for.........hey......I thought Godric only did that with me.
What'd you say to him then?
*removes finger*
Nothing

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
*removes finger*
Nothing
***POP ***
Krikey....you move fast.

Shelbert Lemon
yawn ...think I will just nap in the corner till take off time. Wake me if you need me.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
yawn ...think I will just nap in the corner till take off time. Wake me if you need me.
Ok Sherbert

*snickers*
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok Sherbert

*snickers* You are too cute with many nicknames you have called me by... think you are the only one with so many.
nah seriously I didnt sleep well last night so here in a moment Im gonna lay down.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
ermm
Alright then....we all set?
Kerry, cut the ropes and wake up Sherbert.
Sherbert, let Kerry wake you up.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
You are too cute with many nicknames you have called me by... think you are the only one with so many.
nah seriously I didnt sleep well last night so here in a moment Im gonna lay down.
I didn't say it though, it was Reno who did:
Originally posted by Vegas
Us four, then? Bring something special!
I'm bringing the cards and a flat, Moose is bringing a flat and ... a Sheep.
Sherbert and Syren? What are you bringing?
see?
Ok, take it easy Shellfish.
Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Alright then....we all set?
Kerry, cut the ropes and wake up Sherbert.
Sherbert, let Kerry wake you up.
Ready and raring to go
*pokes ShellBelle*
Wake up, sweetie.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
Ready and raring to go
*pokes ShellBelle*
Wake up, sweetie.
Kerry.....Kerry. KERRY!
You can stop poking her now, she's starting to bruise.

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I didn't say it though, it was Reno who did:
see?
Ok, take it easy Shellfish. I see that now... blame my sleep deprives eyes.
Originally posted by Syren
Ready and raring to go
*pokes ShellBelle*
Wake up, sweetie. *wakes, secures tequila ...begins the trip with Linkin Parks 'Encore'*
Any request?
(be back in an hourish)
Strangelove
Originally posted by Vegas
Moose, I demand you enter my Hot Air Balloon and bring a flat of bud and I'll bring the deck of 52 and the Ol' Rum 'n carb! Is this the kind of hot air balloon where you go around fighting crime? ermm
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Strangelove
Is this the kind of hot air balloon where you go around fighting crime? ermm
Yeah, just like on all those old TV cop shows....or fast paced cop movies, where they always chase down the bad guys in hot air balloons.
Vegas
Yeah, we're the Hawaii Four-O ...
No, no Fives here .... Just four ...
'Kay, I need the rum now.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Yeah, we're the Hawaii Four-O ...
No, no Fives here .... Just four ...
'Kay, I need the rum now.
Wow.
That went over like a lead balloon.
Get it? Lead balloon? Balloon?
Vegas
'Kay, Moose needs some rum.

Vegas
Originally posted by Syren
*steals the rum*
Syren, this balloon is very small and you have no escape. Stealing the rum won't quite work to your favor.
*Takes the rum back.*
Syren
Originally posted by Vegas
Syren, this balloon is very small and you have no escape. Stealing the rum won't quite work to your favor.
*Takes the rum back.*
Oh no you didn't.
*snap snap*
cry
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Syren, this balloon is very small and you have no escape. Stealing the rum won't quite work to your favor.
*Takes the rum back.*

Crazy old rummy Syren. She's so silly.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
weep
Well, you could steal the rum, and plummet to your death thousands of feet below. srug
THAT'D show us!
(Note, no second colon)
Shelbert Lemon
I refuse to let that happen!

Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, you could steal the rum, and plummet to your death thousands of feet below. srug
THAT'D show us!
(Note, no second colon)
clapping
Good god, you actually remembered. Take the rum, it means nothing to me in the face of your having learned something from me cry
Vegas
Do not take the rum.
There is beer. The rum? For the boys. The beer? 90% for the boys.
The Coolers I brought? You guys can have. Yhey!
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
clapping
Good god, you actually remembered. Take the rum, it means nothing to me in the face of your having learned something from me cry
I'm getting better every day.
And look.
*does up his zipper*
Marxman
*aims blowdart at balloon*
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Do not take the rum.
There is beer. The rum? For the boys. The beer? 90% for the boys.
The Coolers I brought? You guys can have. Yhey!
And I see you brought spaghetti.
Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm getting better every day.
And look.
*does up his zipper*
No, don't do it up. We likes is open, yes we does

Vegas
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And I see you brought spaghetti.
Uncooked spaghetti noodles, to be precise.
Lol, we don't want no cooked noodles.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vegas
Uncooked spaghetti noodles, to be precise.
Lol, we don't want no cooked noodles.
Dude...honestly, I don't want any at all. Yeck. Really.
Syren
Originally posted by Vegas
Uncooked spaghetti noodles, to be precise.
Lol, we don't want no cooked noodles.
"We don't want no, prepared noodles."
To the tune of Another Brick in the Wall, Pink Floyd ermm
Vegas
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Dude...honestly, I don't want any at all. Yeck. Really.
Lmao! That's the last time I use a metaphor with you around.

Seraphim XIII
Bump, for moose.
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