What Would You Do?

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InnerRise
Someone types a scenario and then the next person types how they would respond to this scenario.

The scenario can be as long or short as you want. It can be one sentence even.

Ok, so here we go.

"You're on Doctor Phil and he tells you that you need to shut up and listen to him because what he has to say to you will improve your life much better than what you've been able to accomplish."

What would you do?

Anata Wa Wakarimasu Ka.....

Dusty
Originally posted by InnerRise
Someone types a scenario and then the next person types how they would respond to this scenario.

The scenario can be as long or short as you want. It can be one sentence even.

Ok, so here we go.

"You're on Doctor Phil and he tells you that you need to shut up and listen to him because what he has to say to you will improve your life much better than what you've been able to accomplish."

What would you do?

Anata Wa Wakarimasu Ka.....

I'd say:

"I'm the reason you're making money, so shut the **** up Philly."



What would you do if you spilt coffee on Donald Trump?

InnerRise
I would tell him to take off his wig and soak it up and dry himself off.


"I walk in your room with nothing but a shower towel on around my midsection."

What would you do?"

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

ThePittman
I would shoot you pitt_shifty

You have a person that you wanted to have sex with real bad say that they will if you kiss a really REALLY ugly person of the same sex.

What would you do?

InnerRise
I would kiss you and get it over with. doped

"You're given a choice of zillions of dollars or true love"

What would you do?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Strangelove
True love wink

Your best friend's girl/boyfriend is cheating on him/her.....with you. What do you do?

Mywi

Raven Guardia
Paris, even though I dont like her. a weekend with brit would be worse

Okay, a you find your best friend sleeping with one of your single parents. do you get freaked out, or dont care?

Legendary Thor
I woud pick both eek!

cain marko
Originally posted by Strangelove
True love wink

Your best friend's girl/boyfriend is cheating on him/her.....with you. What do you do?

I'd probably tell them. i wouldnt hide it,

someone of the same sex fancies you and asks you out what would you do?

InnerRise
Check them out to see if I like them and then decide. If I'm attracted to him. I'm going for it.

"Your parents get a divorece and you have to choose a side. "

What would you do?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Raven Guardia
give them a gun tell them to play a game of Russian roulette and go with the survivor shrug


you can either marry Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom which do you choose?

cain marko
um i'm bias my parents are i live with my mum by default but i would choose my mum.

Johnny depp bloom is shite depp is ace.

your girlfriends gets pregnant...what do you do?

InnerRise
Ask her to get to put it up for adoption.

You just get a big job opportunity but you'd have to move to Japan and leave your wife and kids and if you leave she'll divorce you and take the kids.

What would you do?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Raven Guardia
not take the Job.


you see a man get hit repeatedly by a truck, the guy driving the truck says if you report him to the police he will kill you next, what do you do?

InnerRise
GO and report him and ask for police protection until he is caught, possibly a relocation.

I give you a package with money in it and ask you to deliver it for me.

what would you do?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

cain marko
deliver it. i don't give a shit what it is about.

I sleep with your mum and we fall in love,.,.,., What do you do?

kayakat
Originally posted by cain marko
deliver it. i don't give a shit what it is about.

I sleep with your mum and we fall in love,.,.,., What do you do?
call you daddy and make you pay me a shit load off allowance...

you're up for a promotion at work but you'll only get it if you sleep with you're boss... what do you do???

xXxPunkchickxXx
Originally posted by kayakat
call you daddy and make you pay me a shit load off allowance...

you're up for a promotion at work but you'll only get it if you sleep with you're boss... what do you do???

I would not take the promotion. And report my boss.

If you were attracted to two guys. Once was a sweetheart one was a flirt. Who would you go for?

kayakat
Originally posted by xXxPunkchickxXx
I would not take the promotion. And report my boss.

If you were attracted to two guys. Once was a sweetheart one was a flirt. Who would you go for?
the sweetheart I'm a sucker for sweethearts...
you find you're brother dressing up in woman's clothes... make up and all, what would you do???

xXxPunkchickxXx
Take a picture and bribe him in a later date.

You have a hot date would you wear something revealing or something sweet.

BakaXero
revealing dont work if your a guy, unless your gay that is. and I'm not gay, at least i don't think i am

you get into a dispute and the cop comes and you talk to them and they push you. what do you do?

JaehSkywalker
slap em, kick them in the a*s and run away.

what if you get shot after you ran away? what would you do?

kayakat
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
slap em, kick them in the a*s and run away.

what if you get shot after you ran away? what would you do?
I'd bleed....
you find out you're mother is having an affair with you're teacher... what would you do?

BakaXero
Originally posted by kayakat
I'd bleed....
you find out you're mother is having an affair with you're teacher... what would you do?
have an affair with the teachers daughter, that'd teach him. or if he only has a son then that will have to do.

if you fell down a well what would you do?

JaehSkywalker
climb up using my nails.

if your life is made into a movie what will you do?

Legendary Thor
Play THe Main Charakter.Me
If you woud be falling off a building what woud your thoughts be?

JaehSkywalker
God.. sorry for my sins... and please save me.

if you can see through walls, what would you do?

Legendary Thor
Place bets if i can gues wats on the other side they pay me
IF you woud have power of thor What WOud YOu do?

JaehSkywalker
probably am going to throw a lightning or something at you .. stick out tongue jk

if only you had a million dollars... what would you do?

Legendary Thor
Buy stuff
If YOu WOud be cheetah girl what woud you do?

JaehSkywalker
probably leave the internet and wait till i'm older... or do something else online.

if you have a hot girl who likes you as a date, what would you do?

Legendary Thor
Countine Dating her and some day later...
IF you coud chose whic leg you want to be keep safe but the other woud be shot which one woud you pick?

JaehSkywalker
keeps right leg.

if you're going to have one of your hands cut off, which would you pick and what would you do if you have no choice?

Legendary Thor
i woud give somebods else hand instead and go away
You have no right to tell me that i have no right but i have the right to tell
that you have no right to tell me that i have no right
What WOud you say now?

JaehSkywalker
nothing. that's too confusing.

what if i tell you to go away? what would you do? :P

Legendary Thor
I woud stay and bug you
What if you got atacked by a cake?What woud you do?

BakaXero
run through a room of fat people

i you were given one wish and only one wish what would it be?

Legendary Thor
TO get more Wishes

BakaXero
Originally posted by Legendary Thor
TO get more Wishes
you cant wish for more
cause your only allowed one erm

Legendary Thor
then i wish another geenie woud apear that woud give me more wishes

JaehSkywalker
i'd wish for.. world peace lol

if you meet a famous movie star what would you do?

kayakat
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
i'd wish for.. world peace lol

if you meet a famous movie star what would you do?
(confused already did that a couple of times...) talk to him or her... maybe ask an autograph...stick out tongue

you have an important business meeting and you drop you're papers, you bend over to pick them up and you're skirt rips in an embarrassing place... what do you do?

Hidden Lotus
nothing cuz im not wearing a skirt.

Legendary Thor
Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
nothing cuz im not wearing a skirt.

Hidden Lotus
sorry i didnt put another scenario.

a person who you think is hella fine but you have no idea who it is breaks into your house and tells you to get naked.
what do you do?

cain marko
get naked then ask why,

you break your mums favourite vase,,,,what do you do.

Hidden Lotus
say "its your damn fault for putting it there"


you are watching your favorite show hella late at night when all of a sudden ALL of the power goes out and you can hear the ice cream man song playing very slowly and softly.

Raven Guardia
Grab a falshlight and make sure the doors are locked incase the ice cream is out to get me fear then go and try to fix the power in the basement.


Your at the mall and are going to buy a shirt you have been wanting for a while, when you get to the counter and its rang through you realize you dont have enough money, what would you do?

Destiny_Desire
Say I dont want it.

You find out your b.f/ g/f is cheating on you... What would do you do?

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Destiny_Desire
Say I dont want it.

You find out your b.f/ g/f is cheating on you... What would do you do? thischair

if you had to chose between money and a girl/boy witch would you go with?

=Tired Hiker=
I go with the girl.


You go to the grocery store and the clerk starts foaming at the mouth and blood runs from his nose and then a monkey swings by with an uzi, what do you do?

KILLA420
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I go with the girl.


You go to the grocery store and the clerk starts foaming at the mouth and blood runs from his nose and then a monkey swings by with an uzi, what do you do?
i say, "look mr., i understand you're having problems, but.......i just saved 10% on my car insuracne by switching to geico!" smartass



alright, you find out that someone you've known for a long time is on KMC, what do you do?

Barker
Kill myself.



Suppose the girl on the right in Hiker's sig wanted to **** you, but she had AIDS/HIV/whatever.

13

Syren
I'd tell her to go die somewhere quietly and leave me in peace ermm

How about the one on the left?

KILLA420
Originally posted by Syren
I'd tell her to go die somewhere quietly and leave me in peace ermm

How about the one on the left?
i'd wrap her in plastic wrap, then **** her

would you date someone from KMC?

Hidden Lotus
if they were hot.


if you had to stay awake for the rest of your life what would you do?

Raven Guardia
go to sleep anyway stick out tongue

If you had to 'brake wind' really bad on a first date and there was no way to politely get up and leave the room what would you do?

Rogue Jedi
squeeze it out real slow.

your BF falls into shark infested waters and cannot swim. what do you do?

Smiter
Watch his Plight. Sharks do not really eat humans, only if he annoy them.

What would you do if KMC was no longer in service?

Rogue Jedi
i would go to myspace.

what if cheeseburgers were suddenly illegal?

BakaXero
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i would go to myspace.

what if cheeseburgers were suddenly illegal?
then i'd order a hamburger with cheese.


what if you were hanging over a pool of sharks?

Rogue Jedi
i would shyat my breaches.

what if a rabid rhino charged you?

BakaXero
i'd be like and ostrich and stick my head in the ground, duh!

what if you were in a room full of naked fat people?

Punkyhermy
i'd leave the room.

what if you smoked pot?

Mr. Bacon
id cough and never do it again

what if you were paralized?

Punkyhermy
i wouldn't be able to do much except ultimately adapt to it.

what if woke up filthy rich?

Mr. Bacon
Buy a house and a car and invest some and give to charitable organizations

what if you were the president?

Punkyhermy
i'd eliminate the concept of interest in the name of superficial lines that are national borders.

what if you were drafted to go off to war?

Mr. Bacon
id find a loophole and none existed, go i suppose

what if you were kidnapped?

Punkyhermy
i'd kick the guy in the nuts and then escape. big grin

what if you found out you had to move?

Mr. Bacon
id find an appartment and stay

what if you were stranded on an island?

Punkyhermy
get very very scared...and then try calling for help from my cellphone.

what if your friend backstabbed you?

BakaXero
they have it sucks.

what if you suddenly became a penguin?

Rogue Jedi
i would jump off of a cliff.

what if i said i was outside your window?

kayakat
let you in...

what if you find you're best friend jerking off to a picture of you... what would you do?

>>LERTOR<<
punch him messed

what would you do if you got arressted for bein a terrorist

cain marko
appeal my case and hire a good lawyer as there would be no connectios to me and eventally it would be discovered so.


your a vegetarian but you got to you gf/bfs house to meet the parents for the first time and their mum has cooked a huge meall full of meat.what do you do?

Kongu Dude
I wouldn't make a Thread about it. srug

drewbiefan
what messed?

what would you do if someone really annoyed you continously?

Hidden Lotus
shoot them and tell them to shut the hell up

drewbiefan
what would you do if you spilt drink down your friends wedding dress?

cain marko
apologise profusely and pay expensises

Originally posted by cain marko


your a vegetarian but you got to you gf/bfs house to meet the parents for the first time and their mum has cooked a huge meall full of meat.what do you do?

drewbiefan
????

cain marko
Originally posted by drewbiefan
????

answer to the quote........

Smiter
I would eat salad/potatoes/whatever that is not meat and politely refuse it and I know they will understand.

What would you do if youre stuck in the beam of light?

Hidden Lotus
kil myself no expression

what would you do if you met the devil?

KILLA420
Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
kil myself no expression

what would you do if you met the devil?
say 'i'll call you later'

what would you do if you stole your friends car?

Hidden Lotus
drive it

what if you were walking home and you saw a whole mess of thugs walking towards you

cain marko
walk through them, their strength comes from your fear


what if you had an STD and you only found out after you slept with some one without protection and they didn't know

Smiter
Prepare To Defend Yourself And If they do nothing great. But I dont walk home. I drive home big grin

What would you do if youre the human sacrifice?

Hidden Lotus
then change religions no expression

what if you drove acroos the country to buy something and the last one was taken by the person in front of you

LifeInSepia
you get spotted by an acting company, but they ask you do a sex scene. you are already married, and your spouse doent want you to do it, but it is 5 million dolalrs for the movie. wdud?

johnnyforever
Well my spouse should trust me yes i'd do it w00t

if i were in that situation

Hidden Lotus
nobody answered my question.

what if you drove acroos the country to buy something and the last one was taken by the person in front of you

BobbyD
Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
nobody answered my question.

what if you drove acroos the country to buy something and the last one was taken by the person in front of you

laughing

That would totally suck. Major downer.

TRH
What whould you do if someone from your sex asked you for sex?

BobbyD
Originally posted by TRH
What whould you do if someone from your sex asked you for sex?

Nicely tell them I play for the other team.

SQ?

TRH
Pull a 9

Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by TRH
What whould you do if someone from your sex asked you for sex?
i would kick his ass, then lock him in a room thatb was playing lesbian porno, and if he doesnt beat off to it, i would rip out his teeth 1 by 1 with needle nose pliers smokin'

(btw im very homophobicshock)

same question stick out tongue

Stalker 360
experiment :P
what would you do if you were in love with you best freinds older sister

Hidden Lotus
say fvck you best friend your sister is hot.
leave us "mature" adults alone



same q

Smiter
Originally posted by Stalker 360
experiment :P
what would you do if you were in love with you best freinds older sister

Talk to her introduce myself make her laugh joke about stuff. get to know her. charm her to death compliment her, eventually and hopefully, she will give her heart. then she will give you her body part.

What would you do when you are in love with your best friends mom? eek!

Stalker 360
iv tried that....

oh and the best friends mam thing erm make me self not be its kinda wrong

Smiter
I would do the same thing as what I answered in the previous reply.

Same Q.

Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Smiter
Talk to her introduce myself make her laugh joke about stuff. get to know her. charm her to death compliment her, eventually and hopefully, she will give her heart. then she will give you her body part.

What would you do when you are in love with your best friends mom? eek!
i'd **** her, but pretend like it wasn t hapenning

same Question

Ambience
Originally posted by Stalker 360
experiment :P
what would you do if you were in love with you best freinds older sister

Hit on her.
o_o

What would you do if you inherited 59 billion dollars? :0

Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Ambience
Hit on her.
o_o

What would you do if you inherited 59 billion dollars? :0
buy an island and live on it

what would you do if you met me in real life?

BlackSunshine
I'd say hi and talk to you

same q.

Ambience
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I'd say hi and talk to you

same q.

Rape you o_o

same q

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Ambience
Rape you o_o

blink

Ambience
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
blink

wink

Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Ambience
Rape you o_o

same q
i'd want to date you shifty

Ambience
Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
i'd want to date you shifty

awww
=]
that's sweet!

Ambience
Originally posted by Ambience
awww
=]
that's sweet!


If you could have any animal in the world...?

Stalker 360
id have a two a white tiger and a silver wolf.

theres a girl.guy your really like but you belive them to be unreachable what would you do

Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Ambience
If you could have any animal in the world...?
well, there was this one girl i dated, and omfg she was an animal, does that count? stick out tongue

Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
well, there was this one girl i dated, and omfg she was an animal, does that count? stick out tongue
same q

Smiter
A sperm whale. big grin
What would you do if you had to complete a this question?What would you do if...

Stalker 360
be confused.
what would you do if theres a girl.guy your really like but you belive them to be unreachable what would you do

BlackSunshine
move on

what would you do if you had one day left to live?

Stalker 360
walk around naked, rob a bank , kill someone . drive a car. have sex with everyone iv ever wanted,

same q

Smiter
Id change my beliefs and they will be within my dick's reach in no time.
What would you do if you dont know what to do?

Stalker 360
make a question about it
same q

Hidden Lotus
run around in circles until the answer finds me.

what if you met face to face with the devil, but you couldnt touch him?

soin2cal
I would obviously scream to death LOL!
what would you do if you stained your friends wedding dress?

Vathu
I'd do one of those.. Awkard nervous laughs.. Then get the hell outta dere!

What would you do if you had the chance to assasinate Britney spears. =|

Bloigen
Do it, FOR NO REASON AT ALL! evillaugh

What would you do if someone knocked down your door and demanded sex?

Hidden Lotus
if they were hot....well then you know.
if they was butt ugly or a dude, id demand them to put my door back up, rape themselves, jump pff the empire state building die go to hell and then get raped AGAIN by the devil no expression

same q.

soin2cal
I think everyone has a beautiful side to themmessed

Vathu
Yeah. Their back..

Same q as Spirit.

BobbyD
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
blink

laughing

InnerRise
What would you do if I asked you to go out with me?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

BobbyD
Originally posted by InnerRise
What would you do if I asked you to go out with me?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Still try to date Halle Berry! laughing

InnerRise
miffed

Side Note.

Halle Berry won for Best Female Action Star Last Night!!!!!!!

What would you do if you got an award and as you were giving your acceptance speech, the music started playing in the background for you to hurry up?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

BobbyD
Originally posted by InnerRise
miffed

Side Note.

Halle Berry won for Best Female Action Star Last Night!!!!!!!

What would you do if you got an award and as you were giving your acceptance speech, the music started playing in the background for you to hurry up?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Get off the stage, go pout in a corner, grab a beer and chug it, and put a fake smile on my face. big grin

InnerRise
You can't "POUT", "CHUG BEER", and "SMILE" at the same time. ermm

Also you're suppose to give a "What Would You Do........" after you answer it.

What would you do if told to follow the rules or get out? no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Vathu
I'd go.... OMFG GETFO BOBBY! &gt;=(

What would you do if you were in india and the red laser dot of my sniper rifle was upon your forehead? shifty

BobbyD
Originally posted by InnerRise
You can't "POUT", "CHUG BEER", and "SMILE" at the same time. ermm

Also you're suppose to give a "What Would You Do........" after you answer it.

What would you do if told to follow the rules or get out? no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Sorry.
sad embarrasment

What would you do if I started crying? cry

InnerRise
Originally posted by Vathu
I'd go.... OMFG GETFO BOBBY! &gt;=(

What would you do if you were in india and the red laser dot of my sniper rifle was upon your forehead? shifty

Ask you if you felt lucky.

Originally posted by BobbyD
Sorry.
sad embarrasment

What would you do if I started crying? cry
Once again you mess up.

Keep it up Bobby. miffed

I'd tell you to take that crap somewhere else.

What would you do if I didn't care?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

BobbyD
Originally posted by InnerRise
Ask you if you felt lucky.


Once again you mess up.

Keep it up Bobby. miffed

I'd tell you to take that crap somewhere else.

What would you do if I didn't care?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I'd still think you're cool. But, what would you do if had to take a massive dump in the middle of a job interview?

InnerRise
Nothing, b/c i wouldn't bw there.

What would you do if i was your father?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

BobbyD
Originally posted by InnerRise
Nothing, b/c i wouldn't bw there.

What would you do if i was your father?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scream like Luke: NOOOoooooOOOOooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you do if hot underaged girl wanted to have sex with you?

soin2cal
Say nomessed?

what would you do if you lost someones phone?

Hidden Lotus
buy them a new one.

what if you got raped?

soin2cal
I would probably be terribly terribly scared of going anywhere!
what would you do if someone stole your mp3?

Vathu
I'd go buy another one.. herbtouched They're only twenty bucks.

What would you do if your alter ego of the opposite sex asked your for sex..? herbtouched

InnerRise
Originally posted by Vathu
I'd go buy another one.. herbtouched They're only twenty bucks.

What would you do if your alter ego of the opposite sex asked your for sex..? herbtouched Kill them b/c there's only enough room in this world for me.

What would you do if you found out that the person you've been married to for 24 years is your sibling?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Impediment
I'd tell him to go **** his mother.

InnerRise
Originally posted by Impediment
I'd tell him to go **** his mother. Why is it a HIM?

You homosexual/bisexual?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

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