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what's the funniest come back you have given to someone?

i've had many funny ones but here's one i did today and it thought it'd be nice to make a thread about it..

i was playing a game online, with a headset talking to this guy. his names doody.

doody : OH WE'RE OWNING YOUR TEAM!
me : shut up, you peice of doody
doody : upset?
me : shush, you're a peice of doody with small penis
doody : you're just mad because we're owning you
me : oh you maybe owning me in the game, but atleast i'm not the one /w small penis & incapable of owning the women

here's one i made in 6th grade....

cody : YOU WERE BORN IN A TRASH CAN!
me : better then my dads ass

Originally posted by K73SK
what's the funniest come back you have given to someone?

i've had many funny ones but here's one i did today and it thought it'd be nice to make a thread about it..

i was playing a game online, with a headset talking to this guy. his names doody.

doody : OH WE'RE OWNING YOUR TEAM!
me : shut up, you peice of doody
doody : upset?
me : shush, you're a peice of doody with small penis
doody : you're just mad because we're owning you
me : oh you maybe owning me in the game, but atleast i'm not the one /w small penis & incapable of owning the women

here's one i made in 6th grade....

cody : YOU WERE BORN IN A TRASH CAN!
me : better then my dads ass Neither are funny or creative. You fail life.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Neither are funny or creative. You fail life.
give him a chance at least
Originally posted by K73SK
what's the funniest come back you have given to someone?

i've had many funny ones but here's one i did today and it thought it'd be nice to make a thread about it..

i was playing a game online, with a headset talking to this guy. his names doody.

doody : OH WE'RE OWNING YOUR TEAM!
me : shut up, you peice of doody
doody : upset?
me : shush, you're a peice of doody with small penis
doody : you're just mad because we're owning you
me : oh you maybe owning me in the game, but atleast i'm not the one /w small penis & incapable of owning the women

here's one i made in 6th grade....

cody : YOU WERE BORN IN A TRASH CAN!
me : better then my dads ass
the second one was hilarious lol

"That's what Hitler said."

Works well as a comeback in many situations.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
not creative. You fail life.

^ what your girlfriend said in bed to you

Originally posted by K73SK
^ what your girlfriend said in bed to you Once again, not creative or funny. You fail.

You must realize, I'm an intelligent human being, unlike you. I realize that to make a comeback good, it must be creative, funny, and partially true. Currently, I have no girlfriend, and even if I had one at the moment, I'm 14 years old, and am smart enough to realize that having sex would be a stupid decision.

And you edit quotes, and post mangled, mispelled garbage in reply to said edited quotes, which is the third reason in this thread alone that proves you fail.

Try harder, or commit suicide.

My friend: You have no friends!
Me: Even THAT's better than you!

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
My friend: You have no friends!
Me: Even THAT's better than you! Barely chuckle worthy. D+

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Once again, not creative or funny. You fail.

You must realize, I'm an intelligent human being, unlike you. I realize that to make a comeback good, it must be creative, funny, and partially true. Currently, I have no girlfriend, and even if I had one at the moment, I'm 14 years old, and am smart enough to realize that having sex would be a stupid decision.

And you edit quotes, and post mangled, mispelled garbage in reply to said edited quotes, which is the third reason in this thread alone that proves you fail.

Try harder, or commit suicide. 1.) I forgot you were "king of kings" and needed the men only, sorry to forget girlfriends don't come into mind with you.

2.) I edited it to have it make sense, because either way, "not creative" is basically part of what you said. Intelligence is needed for you to understand that much english isn't it?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Barely chuckle worthy. D+

That grading comeback was weak like a pensioner's urethral sphincter.

i think the worst comeback, by far is the 'your mom'

Originally posted by KILLA420
i think the worst comeback, by far is the 'your mom' yeah, it's over 15 years isn't it? lol

Originally posted by K73SK
1.) I forgot you were "king of kings" and needed the men only, sorry to forget girlfriends don't come into mind with you.
You do realize that kings weren't homosexual, don't you?

His name meaning that he is the king of all of the kings.

You like these gay jokes don't you, feeling insecure?

My friend: Go f*ck a rhino!
Me: That reminds me-Tell your mom I said hi.

Originally posted by K73SK
what's the funniest come back you have given to someone?

i've had many funny ones but here's one i did today and it thought it'd be nice to make a thread about it..

i was playing a game online, with a headset talking to this guy. his names doody.

doody : OH WE'RE OWNING YOUR TEAM!
me : shut up, you peice of doody
doody : upset?
me : shush, you're a peice of doody with small penis
doody : you're just mad because we're owning you
me : oh you maybe owning me in the game, but atleast i'm not the one /w small penis & incapable of owning the women

here's one i made in 6th grade....

cody : YOU WERE BORN IN A TRASH CAN!
me : better then my dads ass

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b273/DTM921/notfunny.jpg

Out of curiostiy, where did all these idiots come from? hte only smart people in this thread are myself, Spoony, and Bigbran.

Originally posted by K73SK
yeah, it's over 15 years isn't it? lol
yeah dude, i hate when people say it
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Treu. French spellinng. I went there. I forgot that you're a freaking retard who doesn't realize who he's messing with.
let's make a poll of who woould win

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
My friend: Go f*ck a rhino!
Me: That reminds me-Tell your mom I said hi. That one was good.

Originally posted by KILLA420
yeah dude, i hate when people say it

let's make a poll of who woould win Um...no. Polls about that shit are for retards who suck at life.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
My friend: Go f*ck a rhino!
Me: That reminds me-Tell your mom I said hi.
That doesn't even work. Not as well as in other contexts at least.

Random person: I Hate you!
You: Go tell someone that cares.

ermm

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
My friend: Go f*ck a rhino!
Me: That reminds me-Tell your mom I said hi.
lol lol
Originally posted by bigbran
You do realize that kings weren't homosexual, don't you?

His name meaning that he is the king of all of the kings.

You like these gay jokes don't you, feeling insecure?
then.the kings turned to incest, thus starting......... The Plague

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Out of curiostiy, where did all these idiots come from? hte only smart people in this thread are myself, Spoony, and Bigbran.
did you forget me? and everyone else here?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Treu. French spellinng. I went there. I forgot that you're a freaking retard who doesn't realize who he's messing with. he acts like a queen, so it's hard to wait for a real comeback from him. i mean other people defending someone else isn't truly their strength, it's the one who's defending. so you really have no resemblance to all this.

Originally posted by K73SK
what's the funniest come back you have given to someone?

i've had many funny ones but here's one i did today and it thought it'd be nice to make a thread about it..

i was playing a game online, with a headset talking to this guy. his names doody.

doody : OH WE'RE OWNING YOUR TEAM!
me : shut up, you peice of doody
doody : upset?
me : shush, you're a peice of doody with small penis
doody : you're just mad because we're owning you
me : oh you maybe owning me in the game, but atleast i'm not the one /w small penis & incapable of owning the women

here's one i made in 6th grade....

cody : YOU WERE BORN IN A TRASH CAN!
me : better then my dads ass Oh, I got one:

The best cumback you ever got is from yourself...

*After a Yo Momma battle*
My friend: You made fun of my momma! I'm gonna tear you apart!
Me: You should be lucky, 'cause that's not ALL I did to her!

Originally posted by KILLA420
lol lol

then.the kings turned to incest, thus starting......... The Plague


did you forget me? and everyone else here? No. I didn't.Originally posted by K73SK
he acts like a queen, so it's hard to wait for a real comeback from him. i mean other people defending someone else isn't truly their strength, it's the one who's defending. so you really have no resemblance to all this. You aren't worthy of my shittiest comeback.

Originally posted by KILLA420

then.the kings turned to incest, thus starting......... The Plague
Still doesn't equate into being a homosexual.

"Someone who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot."

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I love that you're the only one who thinks that.

That's because the average IQ of the people in this thread is 3.... KoK and I are the only one's with an ounce of intelligence.

Originally posted by bigbran
Still doesn't equate into being a homosexual.
right. thats why i didnt say that they were homosexual...
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I love that you're the only one who thinks that.
it actually was mother****ing hilarious

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
And he said it was good.

No one's perfect... (Except me of course)

Originally posted by KILLA420
right. thats why i didnt say that they were homosexual...
But, you responded to the post, in which I said that Kings weren't homosexual.

*After a Yo Momma Battle, some random girl walked up to me and said this.*

Some Random Girl: Shut up, you nasty retard. Your Yo Mommas make no sense, ****. Go kill yourself before I do it for you, you stupid whore.
Me: .....I love you too.

Originally posted by KILLA420
wow lol

then why post in this thread?
Because you'd all have forgotten how to breath without my supervision.

Originally posted by bigbran
But, you responded to the post, in which I said that Kings weren't homosexual.
i was just adding information, sorry, im taking a class on kings from the middle ages, just got enthusiastic about actually USING the information for something
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
*After a Yo Momma Battle, some random girl walked up to me and said this.*

Some Random Girl: Shut up, you nasty retard. Your Yo Mommas make no sense, ****. Go kill yourself before I do it for you, you stupid whore.
Me: .....I love you too.
lol

I don't need comebacks. I just shut them the f*ck up with a sledge hammer to the face.

Some jerk: I'm going to beat the shit out of you. Let's go *****!
Me: Sorry, but I don't hit girls.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Some jerk: I'm going to beat the shit out of you. Let's go *****!
Me: Sorry, but I don't hit girls. And that's why people want to beat the shit out of you. Your annoying, less-than-clever jokes.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Some jerk: I'm going to beat the shit out of you. Let's go *****!
Me: Sorry, but I don't hit girls.
that was funny

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Some jerk: I'm going to beat the shit out of you. Let's go *****!
Me: Sorry, but I don't hit girls. You couldn't even beat you're wiener, let alone a girl!

To KoK: He was actually my friend, and we were kidding. Moron.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
To KoK: He was actually my friend, and we were kidding. Moron. To Ultraman: I thought you didn't read any of my posts. Liar.

Originally posted by bigbran
You couldn't even beat you're wiener, let alone a girl!

At least I have one!

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
At least I have one! I used to say that in grade 1!

To KoK: Never said I didn't. Liar.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
To KoK: He was actually my friend, and we were kidding. Moron.

Wait! Hang on a second.....



You have a friend?

Originally posted by bigbran
You couldn't even beat you're wiener, let alone a girl!
why do you guys insist on bashing ultraman, and the rest of us on this thread?

Originally posted by bigbran
I used to say that in grade 1!

Then you're a liar!

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Some jerk: I'm going to beat the shit out of you. Let's go *****!
Me: Sorry, but I don't hit girls. yeah i heard that comeback first come out i think a few years ago, it was hilarious. it's not commonly used today. but atleast it's not like overated mom jokes

Originally posted by KILLA420
why do you guys insist on bashing ultraman, and the rest of us on this thread? Have I bashed you?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Then you're a liar! OK, sorry, grade 2!

Originally posted by bigbran
OK, sorry, grade 2!

Either way, you NEED one to make that joke first!

Originally posted by bigbran
Have I bashed you?
wait, no you havent, there was just a misunderstanding
but, why does everyone insult ultraman, and the creator of this thread?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
To KoK: Never said I didn't. Liar. Not recently, but about a month ago, you'd always say stuff like "KoK, stop posting, I don't read your posts, so there's no need to post ever."

Acting like KMC revolves around you.

Dipshit.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Either way, you NEED one to make that joke first!

Oh, he has one. And I believe it was in your mom and possibly your aunt last night.

Originally posted by KILLA420
wait, no you havent, there was just a misunderstanding
but, why does everyone insult ultraman, and the creator of this thread? Because Ultraman is an overreacting ****, and the creator of this thread is an idiot.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Either way, you NEED one to make that joke first! I admit, I don't have a hot dog. Why the hell do you carry a hot dog around with you?

Also, if I didn't have one(penis), I would be a female.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Oh, he has one. And I believe it was in your mom and possibly your aunt last night.
i thought you didnt need comebacks lol

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Neither are funny or creative. You fail life.

the 2nd one was funny

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Because Ultraman is an overreacting ****, and the creator of this thread is an idiot.
well ultraman has one hell of a temper, but the creator of this thread is pretty cool

Originally posted by KILLA420
i thoguht you didnt need comebacks lol

1) He wasn't talking to me, so technically it wasn't a comeback.
2) I have not yet mastered the skill of sledge hammering someone through a computer screen. It went terribly wrong last time.

Originally posted by KILLA420
well ultraman has one hell of a temper, but the creator of this thread is pretty cool Maybe in the eyes of pitiable infidels such as yourself, but to actual people, he's a tard.

Originally posted by KILLA420
well ultraman has one hell of a temper, but the creator of this thread is pretty cool I said a joke to the thread starter.
I have been serious with the Pink PowerRanger though.

okay here is my best in my opinion:

it happened between Sauron (KMC memeber) and me

Sauron(who was mad): "Please remove my name from your sig "

Me: "Oh, sorry. I didn't realize I had to take out the trash"

OMG

Originally posted by DanZeke25
1) He wasn't talking to me, so technically it wasn't a comeback.
2) I have not yet mastered the skill of sledge hammering someone through a computer screen. It went terribly wrong last time.
lol, i was just kidding though, i didnt expect you to respond with a real answer

Originally posted by bigbran
I said a joke to the thread starter.
I have been serious with the Pink PowerRanger though.
what? confused
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Maybe in the eyes of pitiable infidels such as yourself, but to actual people, he's a tard.
nah dude, he's alright
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
okay here is my best in my opinion:

it happened between Sauron (KMC memeber) and me

Sauron(who was mad): "Please remove my name from your sig "

Me: "Oh, sorry. I didn't realize I had to take out the trash"
nice lol

psst...shower

Originally posted by information
psst...shower

Originally posted by information
psst...shower


Originally posted by bigbran


......haermm

Here's a comeback.
*punches some jerk in the face*
Ta-da!

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Here's a comeback.
*punches some jerk in the face*
Ta-da!

how about "Touche!" instead of "Ta-da!" shrug

I like the word Touche better

I have good comebacks every once in a while, but I don't remember them all the time

Originally posted by K73SK
what's the funniest come back you have given to someone?

i've had many funny ones but here's one i did today and it thought it'd be nice to make a thread about it..

i was playing a game online, with a headset talking to this guy. his names doody.

doody : OH WE'RE OWNING YOUR TEAM!
me : shut up, you peice of doody
doody : upset?
me : shush, you're a peice of doody with small penis
doody : you're just mad because we're owning you
me : oh you maybe owning me in the game, but atleast i'm not the one /w small penis & incapable of owning the women

here's one i made in 6th grade....

cody : YOU WERE BORN IN A TRASH CAN!
me : better then my dads ass
This is my best Comeback:

Stop making crappy Threads. doped

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
This is my best Comeback:

Stop making crappy Threads. doped
take it easy

Originally posted by KILLA420
take it easy I don't think that he was talking to you speciffically, don't be so quick to take offense

Originally posted by Great the Vraya
I don't think that he was talking to you speciffically, don't be so quick to take offense
oh i shoulda put a smiley to show i was kidding

this thread was awesome, why isnt anyone posting here?

*looks in off topic forum and sees this thraed on top*

Originally posted by KILLA420
this thread was awesome, why isnt anyone posting here?

We sobred up and realized it was boring.

Originally posted by K73SK
*looks in off topic forum and sees this thraed on top*
*looks and sees someone has posted*

Originally posted by Starhawk
We sobred up and realized it was boring. nah, it died shortly when i left. i said i was waiting for a good comeback from kings, and i never receieved one so i went to bed

Originally posted by K73SK
nah, it died shortly when i left. i said i was waiting for a good comeback from kings, and i never receieved one so i went to bed
you slept for a long time, and KOK doesnt have any comebacks, he hides it with the, 'you're not worthy'

Originally posted by KILLA420
you slept for a long time, and KOK doesnt have any comebacks, he hides it with the, 'you're not worthy'
oh well i slept that night then just forgot bout the off topic forum like i usually do. i only hang out in two forums

which ones

anime & video games

Originally posted by K73SK
anime & video games That says a lot about you.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
That says a lot about you.
was that the comeback he was wating a week for?!? mad

Originally posted by KILLA420
was that the comeback he was wating a week for?!? mad You're pitiable. Stop typing, because you clearly don't deserve life.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
You're pitiable. Stop typing, because you clearly don't deserve life.

Originally posted by KILLA420
Once again, you're not funny. At all.

"Fat girls need to be loud and proud!!! ^___^"


"More like fat girls need to be quiet and diet.."

Best comeback ever.

please comeback tongue_ss

i win tongue_ss w00

Originally posted by KILLA420
take it easy
I'm taking it easy. firefirefireph