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I lost my Cock and last time I saw it was I put it at the, ah uh...well its somewhere here in KMC. Can you help me find my Cock. It has to be here somewhere.

let me go and grab my magnifying glass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
let me go and grab my magnifying glass. You'll never find it with that. *busts out electron microscope*

Its not hard to miss. Hand Span Length, 2 finger diameter, black color, no blemishes, have you seen it?

Originally posted by Strangelove
You'll never find it with that. *busts out electron microscope*

Originally posted by Smiter
Its not hard to miss. Hand Span Length, 2 finger diameter, black color, no blemishes, have you seen it? *looks down at your crotch*


Oh its there, just really....really.......REALLY.......really......hard to see..

Originally posted by Smiter
Its not hard to miss. Hand Span Length, 2 finger diameter, black color, no blemishes, have you seen it? shock You're black?


*hides shit*

I do not agree on this whole thing...I never lie (no joke)

I got the song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile stuck in my head now...

Dammit

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
*looks down at your crotch*


Oh its there, just really....really.......REALLY.......really......hard to see..

Its camouflaged with my black skin specially at night.

Should I post a reward for bounty hunter?

Silver_tears likes cock.
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm all about the cock. 13


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Originally posted by Smiter
Its camouflaged with my black skin specially at night.

Should I post a reward for bounty hunter?
sure, i can just see the reward poster....."1 inch piece of flesh, withered and never gets hard, goes by the name 'vienna'"

Do you really think I didn't know...I'm impressed by your belief and persistence. I'm very very unusual, that's the word. Your eyes deceive you, try harder.

I want it back because I need them to say, "Once you go black you never go back."

Originally posted by Smiter
I want it back because I need them to say, "Once you go black you never go back."
in your case it would be "once you go black you never go back, cuz the sex was so damn horrible."

Originally posted by Strangelove
You'll never find it with that. *busts out electron microscope*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
in your case it would be "once you go black you never go back, cuz the sex was so damn horrible."

Once you go black, you never come back

i wouldnt expect a call from boba fett.

You want victory so badly that makes you blind. Alright believe it. I think you know but still struggling with cheap excuses. I will send a proof exactly like the one you have but not from me...then you will believe me. Why am I here...how did I know...I'm not suppose to know. Be patient, you will see the light. Is not a matter of color. You don't know what's coming your way.

Originally posted by Strangelove
You'll never find it with that. *busts out electron microscope* bust a sub-particle analyzer scans 1/10 of an atom

Originally posted by information
You want victory so badly that makes you blind. Alright believe it. I think you know but still struggling with cheap excuses. I will send a proof exactly like the one you have but not from me...then you will believe me. Why am I here...how did I know...I'm not suppose to know. Be patient, you will see the light. Is not a matter of color. You don't know what's coming your way.

Does anyone know what the hell is this guy is saying or should we just ignore him and continue the long and hard search?

just continue

Originally posted by information
just continue

Haha your name is information, whats your first name, Useless?

PWNT

Yes, useless. Very simple the answer I will get.

keep at it

Originally posted by Barker
yeah...thanks.

I'm not defending a cause like you're thinking.

I think we should welcome the latest members the KMC way.

whatever

Originally posted by Thorinn
yeah...thanks.
BJT.

srug

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Originally posted by MR.Grum
bust a sub-particle analyzer scans 1/10 of an atom

I love your sig.lol

0$0 believe me

There I finally found it! It was up yours.

captain

this thread seems tailor made for urizen.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
this thread seems tailor made for urizen. Not really

yes, it really does.

If this is dedicated to Lord Urizen, Which is not, then I would have mentioned it at the beginning somewhere along the lines of -"props to lord urizen"