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L.E.
what car do u drive?
and if you dont drive yet, what do you want?
i would LIKE a jaguar S-type. even i know thats not happening.

jayride
2000 Olds Intrigue. Silver with the spoiler.
215 HP 230 Torque.

I want this:
Lotus Espirit V8 Twin Turbo
Someday...

Gundark
Matchbox.


Just kidding.

96 Mitsubishi Eclipse. Black.

mah
I drive around on my bike smile

yerssot
no driving,
dad has a Mercedes new series E class, only a selected few overhere smile

dunno which car I would like ... perhaps the Puma? bit small though
or perhaps an F1 car?

Julie
I have a light green/blue....more of a tealish colored Pontiac Grand am

Dexx
bike here too mah.
I would love a 92' Porsche 928 GTS

Fire
well I almost do everythin' by foot or by bus
but the car I want is a metallic gray toyota celica, think it's an awesome car

Bespin Bart
Guess what L.E.? I have a Jaguar S-type. stick out tongue It's black.

Captain REX
I want a blue Viper or a Ferrari or a Jaguar. Of course, my parents spent most of the cash on my bro... mad

finti
96 Mitsubishi Lancer glxi SW white. They stole my VW golf last month. No need to get that one back now, total wreck mad

Fire
ooh that ain't nice stealin' other ppl their cars
puts them in a loada trouble

finti
only if they get caught

Fire
I mean it puts the ppl from who they stole the car in lotta trouble

mechmoggy
I've got a Renault Megane Coupe, dark metalic blue, alloys etc and it looks the dogs b******s.

I really like Audi TT's or a BMW Z3 cus it looks like a Batmobile. smokin'

yerssot
no insurance?

finti
of course I had insurance. You are not allowed to drive a car in Norway without one, but it was a good car, old but in tip top shape. No chance to get a new one as good as that one for the price that model is listed as mad

yerssot
not locked your door then?

Captain REX
Poor Finti. Did you unleash the Viking armies against the car jackers? big grin

finti
they crushed the back window and hot wired it, got chased by the cops downtown and didnt make the turn. CRASH.
Drug adicts, they gonna spill their guts to the wrong people and when they do I will know who they are. Then it will be payback time.
Gonna be just like the old days. I am gonna so kick their ass.

mah
the mature way to sort it out eh?

yerssot
whatcha expact, he's from Stavanger

Captain REX
I like the way you think Finti. laughing out loud

finti
hey they stole something of mine with no remorse about it. They dont care for others personal stuff, well that awayits gonna be some suffering along the way too. So they steal something of mine I kick their ass cause the system will not do a thing about it, so its gonna be street justice. They know the risks so they have their commings if caught.
We cant just sit and accept them stealing stuff and getting away with it

yerssot
somehow I don't think you're religious wink

mah
if they get caught they will be punished surely. if you kick their arse you should too!

finti
dont see the connection you are making here Yers, but if I am not wrong it is the bible that said something about an eye for an eye

yerssot
the book also says "turn your other cheek" or something like that

Captain REX
That sounds familiar. evil face

yerssot
you're right...
*smacks Rex on the cheeck*
your other one now

finti
in the NT yes, OT is of a more vindictive God, as the NT is of a forgiving one. Or something along those line

Captain REX
I have cheeks of steel you know. roll eyes (sarcastic)

yerssot
then we melt them

Captain REX
They're also fire resistant. big grin

finti
But you have a glass jaw Rexus

Captain REX
I don't have a jaw, I'm just a robot! eek!

yerssot
not for long! evil face

Captain REX
You mean I'm not going to be a robot any more?

Can I be a Terminator instead?

finti
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ahoo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man" - STYX

yerssot
a doll, like before

Captain REX
Another song sung by Finti! *claps*

Yerssot, will I be a pretty dolly? big grin

yerssot
a meltable one

Captain REX
Nope. I'm still made of metal and fire resistant. big grin

yerssot
sure you are roll eyes (sarcastic)

Captain REX
Did I mention I have a rubber coating so that electricity has no effect on me?

yerssot
no, and your lies are becomming boring

Captain REX
Yes, I know.

Tex
Volvo

mah
new signature!!

Dexx
and avatar....bwah..same to me smile

mechmoggy
Finti's right about the car thief thing. I've had my previous cars stolen four times, bloody FOUR!!! The only thing I really hoped was that one of the thieving little b******s wraps themselves round a lamp post while driving my motor. mad

Joyriding is a big problem over here and when caught the thieves don't get a tough enough sentence. I think we should kneecap the buggers. evil face

mah
do you really write thieves like that?

mechmoggy
I don't know what you mean. stick out tongue

mah
no. now that I see you did write it correct, I am clueless to what I was doing roll eyes (sarcastic) smile

mechmoggy
You so cwazy. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Tex
Over here, most fancy new cars, over $50,000 come with 'Low Jack', if your car is stolen satellites pinpoint where you car is.
Most theives wont bother stealing it in the first place.

and lots of other cars, not really expensive ones come with 'On Star', lots of new Chevrolets and Lincolns have it, same thing, if it's stolen they can track it down.

and the new Mercedes' come with special keys that makes it impossible to hot wire or turn on the engine with out the 'chip key'. Or something.

yerssot
not ENTIRELY but heck

Corran
I have a 94 Audi 100 for normal usage and a 1976 MG Midget for fun.

Gundark
I want a new VW bug.

Dexx
gone in sixty seconds, eh? The professionals can handle anything

finti
dont belive all you see in a movie Dexx, those new car really is hard to steal

yerssot
hard, but nothing is impossible

Fire
that's true yerss, tho it has been made a lot harder, but if u really want a car and u have enough money u can still steal it

jayride
Low-jack is interesting. As a former car dealer for GM and BMW in the Minneapolis/St.Paul (Twin Cities) area of Minnesota, I very rarely ran across it. It wasn't even offered as an option on Lexus, BMW, Audi, or Jag; just an aftermarket dealer ad-in. I'm pretty sure Mercedes had it.
Note: never steal a 5 series or up Beamer or a Benz without getting ahold of the key.

OnStar is funny. You can practically take a class at the local gym on how to disable it. Few cars were ever recovered, because the thieves were smart enough to just tear off the rear view mirror.

Did I mention the Audi A4 Cabriolet is my REAL DREAM CAR?
It's coming to America for the first time in 2003!!! I got to sit in one last year before they took it to the auto show. Yeah, I had an orgasmic experience...

P.S. I promise I'm no car thief. big grin

Engine Fanatics Only:
(Why would anyone get the 1.8t at a 0-60 in 8.4 seconds when you can get the 3.0 with 0-60 in 7.4? Because it says turbo people want it. It doesn't mean jack! Just look at the torque curve. If you want turbo, just add it to the 3.0 later.)

Tex
Have you guys seen the new Bentley Coupe?
http://carpoint.msn.com/merismus/yearglance/y441759a.jpg

*Faints*

Oh....If I just had $500,000 wink
Of course mine would be red cool

Corran
Jayride, you'd get the 1.8t in Europe instead of the 3.0 because the price of gas is a lot more here, a lot more.

finti
red is a sissy colour on a car Tex

Corran
or a pimps!

queeq
Good deduction, Corran. big grin

Tex
Red a sissy color?
You must be mad!!!

It attracts attention! cool

queeq
Yup, from the hookers. big grin

Tex
Thats why your car is red then? stick out tongue

queeq
Actually, no. So that says enough I think.

mah
woohoo, Bentley, now thats something

Dexx
not on a ferrari......but yeah...i don't like it either

Tex
I love how those Bentley's have those big red letter B's on the hubcaps!

Finti's gonna take a red marker and draw some B's on his WV Golf hubcaps stick out tongue

jayride
Gas is $1.36 a gallon here.

It's a documented fact that red cars get stopped by police more than any other color.

Tex
That's what I pay $1.39

Pigs stop anyone whoose way kewler than they are!
That's why I'm always getting pulled over!
Jealous pigs! evil face

Corran

queeq
Yup, same here on the continent.

finti
they stole that car and totally wrecked it in a car chase with the police mad mad

Corran
bastards.

queeq
Lock 'em up and throw away the key.

finti
no hand them over to me for a while, that away we save some room in the prison...gonna increase the the pople at the hospital though mad

Dim
naaaaaaaaaaaah...I'll takem. Women drivers are safer..so maybe I should handle all the driving, fint.

Corran
a spate of axe wounds.

Dim
Christ..that sounds like one hell of an boo boo.

Corran
If you mean an error, then I was just suggesting that Finti getting hold of the bastards would result in a spate of axe wounds and as he suggested a more highly populated hospital in stavanger.

finti
ehh driving???

queeq
Standing still on the middle of the road is very safe, yes. For the women drivers. roll eyes (sarcastic)

finti
"In the middle of the road,
Is trying to find me.
I'm standing in the middle of life with my pains behind me.
But, I got a smile
For everyone I meet.
Long as you don't try dragging my bay,
Or dropping a bomb on the street.
Come on baby,
Get in the road." - Pretenders
big grin

queeq
Excellent!

Mujaffa
i would really like a porsche carrera 4 '67.. modified for racing...
next year i'm gonna be driving a BMW 318.'90 mod. cool

Tex
I hate driving, too stressful, too much traffic, too many rude stupid people! sick

Some Norweigan thug stole your Golf? It was probably Mah, that's why you get for talking trash about his DVD player.

finti
mah wouldnt know what a car look like, fishing boats though.... big grin

mah
not safe driving in Stavanger at the moment

finti
why are you coming down or.....

mah
no..so I couldn't've stolen your car

queeq
You had it done, didn't you? evil face

mah
*whispers* his neighbour

queeq
And you and her got along very well, didn't you? wink

yerssot
over a hundred and closing?

queeq
That's not a rule anymore. I think.

yerssot
*best E voice*
Actually, it's more a guideline then a rule

mah
it WAS decided that over 100 off-topic should close..at least in that poll

queeq
E?

Corran
No it's still a rule, but only if it's off topic, this seems to be still on topic because you're talking about cars - specifically Finti's absent one.

finti
wrecked one is more like it, guess it is a tin can now. Couldnt be mah and his friends cause it didnt smell like fish so.....

yerssot
queeq, reference to Ghostbusters

queeq
AhA!

yerssot
you don't get it?

keokiswahine
I have no clue, as usual confused confused roll eyes (sarcastic)

finti

yerssot
the line "Actually, it's more a guideline then a rule" comes directly from the movie Ghostbusters

keokiswahine
ummmmmm, cars is the subject, so, yerssssss, you're getting a car for Christmas, are you now? welllll, wellllllllllll, wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. wink

Fire
lol yerss ain't getting a car, cause I'd steal it if he did

yerssot
not if I hit you with it first stick out tongue

a car for christmas? nope, still too young to get one

Fire
hehe stick out tongue

yerssot
and you should be at uni stick out tongue

Fire
hehe, still I know where the good life is and it ain't at uni

yerssot
where is it?

keokiswahine
oh, you thought you were getting a real gasoline full size car? hmmmmmm.

no, more like a toy surf car, maybe? smokin' rolling on floor laughing

yerssot
but I don't like surfing sad

cortez
about how much horse power does a Mist. Lancer have at what does it top out at? confused





XIII

Corran
I've sold the Audi and bought an Astra.

queeq
An ASTRA???????????????? WOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Corran
Hey it's functional and it's a diesel engine which the Audi was not

cortez
Thank U

the_hulk_79
i would have to pic the ford GT90 which also isn't happening on less.....lol

Godshinto
Yhea I have some nice cars there under my Pic in the Members pic I drive a 2000 GT Mustang Pimped and a 2003 Dodge HEMI Truck

LanceWindu
Once I get my car in Feb-March I'll post some pics.

Sure it's gonna be a 1994 Geo Metro...but my sis is having it customised for me.

It's going from the stock blue paint to a glossy black, with either a white racing stripe going down the drivers side hood and roof or an 8-Ball painted on either the roof or the hood.

Then new hub caps or maybe rims.

New interior including, new dashboard, new carpet and new 8-Ball seat covers.

Also custom license plates that say I8Balls...laughing out loud

It's not gonna be a fast car, but I'm gonna install new glass packed exhaust pipes so it can sound fast.

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