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I was just taking a shower and slipped and hurt my back really bad... it's really embarassing... my cat was watching the whole time ... (she likes to watch me shower I dont know why...)

anyways... I have a bruise, maybe...blah


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And you make a thread about it. Dont forget that.


Hope you are ok though......

Originally posted by JacopeX
And you make a thread about it. Dont forget that.


Hope you are ok though...... I need entertainment

sorry to hear that you fell, i didnt fall in my shower. wasnt fun.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I need entertainment *entertains*

Originally posted by dave_kodak
sorry to hear that you fell, i didnt fall in my shower. wasnt fun. i guess it would be more fun if you did fall in the shower ??? shrugOriginally posted by ~Da Rev~
*entertains* omg_so_sexy

You're cat's a perv ermm

Yeah, I saw.

Originally posted by Noob_Krueger
Yeah, I saw. you saw what?
Originally posted by Strangelove
You're cat's a perv ermm maybe

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
you saw what?
maybe

Falling in the shower. Duh.

it would be so much more fun if i fell.. but if i fell i would snap my neck, and most likely not be able to post for a while.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
it would be so much more fun if i fell.. but if i fell i would snap my neck, and most likely not be able to post for a while. Or be alive. You know the drill

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
omg_so_sexy


Adorable

Aww. Sorry to hear that. i hate it when i drop the bar of soap, and it hits my foot. that hurts.

and 2ice, i almost fell OUT of the shower! if i did, i would have hit my toilet, and possibly hit my head on the corner of my sink. that would've been bad shockyes

i gashed my lower back when i fell

Originally posted by Strangelove
Or be alive. You know the drill

why would i want to stay alive after snapping my neck?

Originally posted by dave_kodak
why would i want to stay alive after snapping my neck? no, I mean you would likely not be alive after snapping your neck

once i turned around, then got off balance and fell, taking the shower curtain with me. people ran in to see if i was all right, i had to use the curtain to cover up so embarrassing>

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I was just taking a shower and slipped and hurt my back really bad... it's really embarassing... my cat was watching the whole time ... (she likes to watch me shower I dont know why...)

anyways... I have a bruise, maybe...blah


eat
Don't you have the shower mats with the rubber grips on the bottom so you don't slip?

Originally posted by Noob_Krueger
Falling in the shower. Duh. duh... thats not possibleOriginally posted by ~Da Rev~
Adorable in_loveOriginally posted by Mr. Bacon
i gashed my lower back when i fell ok you beat meOriginally posted by ~Forever*Alone~
once i turned around, then got off balance and fell, taking the shower curtain with me. people ran in to see if i was all right, i had to use the curtain to cover up so embarrassing> awww

Originally posted by Strangelove
no, I mean you would likely not be alive after snapping your neck

sombrero2

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Don't you have the shower mats with the rubber grips on the bottom so you don't slip? no weep I need some!

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
no weep I need some! If i were there right now, i'd give you a biiiiiiiiiiiig hug.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
If i were there right now, i'd give you a biiiiiiiiiiiig hug. *flies to Massachusetts*

hug

Originally posted by Strangelove
*flies to Massachusetts*

hug Are you coming on to me?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Are you coming on to me? No...because you're in Michigan. Riley lives in Mass.

Originally posted by Strangelove
No...because you're in Michigan. Riley lives in Mass. Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Are you coming on to me?

*sigh*

*flies to Michigan*

doingit

Originally posted by ~Forever*Alone~
once i turned around, then got off balance and fell, taking the shower curtain with me. people ran in to see if i was all right, i had to use the curtain to cover up so embarrassing>

I did that once too

Originally posted by Strangelove
*sigh*

*flies to Michigan*

doingit I've always wanted to have sex with a mentally challenged person



Thats wasn't as funny as i hoped it would be

sombrero2 ..."Michigan" yah say? thats like... 5 hour drive from me.. i think, never been there.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I've always wanted to have sex with a mentally challenged person Me too 31

Originally posted by Strangelove
Me too 31

Its the noise they make, isn't it?

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I was just taking a shower and slipped and hurt my back really bad... it's really embarassing... my cat was watching the whole time ... (she likes to watch me shower I dont know why...)

anyways... I have a bruise, maybe...blah


eat

I once fell down slippery bus steps(it was raining) and the bus driver was at the bottom by the door(waiting for everyone to pile off) when I fell I practically landed in his arms...worse part is the guy I liked at the time was behind me and saw the whole thing. I was so dreadfully embarrassed.

Originally posted by Marxman
Its the noise they make, isn't it? I don't. really, I ws just throwing his joke back at him 13

sombrero2....

Originally posted by Strangelove
Me too 31 O RLY? 13

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I was just taking a shower and slipped and hurt my back really bad... it's really embarassing... my cat was watching the whole time ... (she likes to watch me shower I dont know why...)

anyways... I have a bruise, maybe...blah


eat Here's a little secret...I'm your cat.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Here's a little secret...I'm your cat. ... dont scare me

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I once fell down slippery bus steps(it was raining) and the bus driver was at the bottom by the door(waiting for everyone to pile off) when I fell I practically landed in his arms...worse part is the guy I liked at the time was behind me and saw the whole thing. I was so dreadfully embarrassed. yikes... that would really suck...

I felt faint in a bathroom once, then i donno what happened, but my legs gave out and I fell. My side hit the side of the bath, it hurt

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
... dont scare me Nice rack.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Nice rack.

why thank you, i try my best to have a good rack but... oh u weren't talking to me.

A) you're a guy.

B) Who are you?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
A) you're a guy.

B) Who are you?

A) ok thats true.
B) im dave kodak, and i am the ****ing man... NOTE: Sean Kennedy Ripped me and my Ideas off, i am better then he is.

A) Sure.

B) Dave Kodak you are, but "the man" you are not.

i am so the man. im more of the man then any man has ever wanted to be, and any woman has wanted as her man to be the man in hopes he was a man if there ever was a man!

Originally posted by dave_kodak
i am so the man. im more of the man then any man has ever wanted to be, and any woman has wanted as her man to be the man in hopes he was a man if there ever was a man! You aren't the man because you A) think you are the man, B) have a generic name, and C) claimed you were the man over the internet.

Sounds like the exact opposite of the man.

my name isnt dave.

captain

none of you know my real name.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
my name isnt dave. Even worse. You post on the internet under the alias of Dave. You fail more and more each post.

so your real, birth given name is "TheKingofKINGS!"

Originally posted by dave_kodak
so your real, birth given name is "TheKingofKINGS!" Nay, 'tis not. But using an alias on the internet that's as common as "dave" is pitiable.

your just jello cuz im beta then you.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I was just taking a shower and slipped and hurt my back really bad... it's really embarassing... my cat was watching the whole time ... (she likes to watch me shower I dont know why...)

anyways... I have a bruise, maybe...blah


eat

Oh man that sucks!! I've fell in the shower before. Its not all that exciting....but its hilariously embarrassing after it happens.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
your just jello cuz im beta then you. No, you aren't better than me, because I'm capable of grasping the grammatical tendencies of the English language, a skill you are clearly in dire need of practicing.

i said jello and beta, not Jelous and Better. sombrero2

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I was just taking a shower and slipped and hurt my back really bad... it's really embarassing... my cat was watching the whole time ... (she likes to watch me shower I dont know why...)

anyways... I have a bruise, maybe...blah


eat


The cat part made me laugh.


And I'm sorry you fell hug

Originally posted by dave_kodak
i said jello and beta, not Jelous and Better. sombrero2 No, you meant the jello part.

"You're just jello"

Originally posted by Strangelove
No, you meant the jello part.

"You're just jello"

ok so what im stupid lets all "omg lolz" at kodak.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
ok so what im stupid lets all "omg lolz" at kodak. dontgetit I thought it was funny, man.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I was just taking a shower and slipped and hurt my back really bad... it's really embarassing... my cat was watching the whole time ... (she likes to watch me shower I dont know why...)

anyways... I have a bruise, maybe...blah


eat

Yeah...probably shouldnt masturbate in the showerermm

Your cat watches you shower?



hug

Originally posted by Morning_Glory


Its ok, only your cat saw anywayspetpet

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I was just taking a shower and slipped and hurt my back really bad... it's really embarassing... my cat was watching the whole time ... (she likes to watch me shower I dont know why...)

anyways... I have a bruise, maybe...blah


eat hug

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
thanks No prob.


Need me to "rub" anything?

Originally posted by Thorinn
No prob.


Need me to "rub" anything? yea rub my back...seriously...

ow its going to be sore for a few days

If I lived near you, I would. ermm

Originally posted by Thorinn
If I lived near you, I would. ermm o well have to resort to someone else

Why must the world deny me once again...weep

Showering can be dangerous, I was showering with my exg/f once and once thing led to another, aaaannnd I dropped her, lucky for her I broker her fall, not so lucky for me

Wow!! That hot ..I love cats LOL

I've never fallen in the shower woot

Hope your back doesn't hurt for too long, MG petpet

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I was just taking a shower and slipped and hurt my back really bad... it's really embarassing... my cat was watching the whole time ... (she likes to watch me shower I dont know why...)

anyways... I have a bruise, maybe...blah


eat Although I did chuckle after reading the title, I'm sorry that you fell in the shower.

Just slipping slightly in the shower rocks my world and I have to catch myself and recollect myself for a quick second before I can continue.

Also, since I share a dorm with 3 other people, I listen to make sure no one heard me. It's embarrassing.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Strangelove
dontgetit I thought it was funny, man.

... i dont know if you mean that or not, but thanks.
(i try to make my jokes bad, keeps me from having to tell another one)

Aw Mg. I hope after a good rest your back is ok.

ive never fell in the shower before i guess im lucky

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
(she likes to watch me shower I dont know why...)

Oh god, I could tell you, I know the feeling sooo well.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh god, I could tell you, I know the feeling sooo well. Of being watched by a cat, or being a cat and watching people?

Originally posted by Strangelove
Of being watched by a cat, or being a cat and watching people?

Think dude. THINK.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Think dude. THINK. I'm operating off of little sleep and it's early in the morning, that's an impossibility

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm operating off of little sleep and it's early in the morning, that's an impossibility

Impossible is nothing.


Well, except for things that are impossible, obviously.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Impossible is nothing.


Well, except for things that are impossible, obviously. Obviously

Originally posted by Strangelove
Obviously

Obviously.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Obviously. Indubitably

Originally posted by Strangelove
Indubitably

Undeniably

Originally posted by Bardock42
Undeniably Incontrovertibly

Sometimes I wish I was a cat.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Sometimes I wish I was a cat. So you could watch Riley in the shower?

Unnegatable

Originally posted by Strangelove
So you could watch Riley in the shower?

Hmm..what then? Who's Riley? And what shower?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hmm..what then? Who's Riley? And what shower?

MG. Her shower.

My cat sleeps on my bed and then first thing in the morning follows me to bathroom and watches me pee.

Originally posted by Bardock42
MG. Her shower.

Oh. I dunno.


I just want to be a cat.

Lick my own balls and stuff.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh. I dunno.


I just want to be a cat.

Lick my own balls and stuff.

Yeah, well, okay. I dunno. Watching MG sounds like fun though.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, well, okay. I dunno. Watching MG sounds like fun though.

Watching her shower? Sure.


But wouldn't you love to be able to lick your own balls while doing it? And purr?

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
My cat sleeps on my bed and then first thing in the morning follows me to bathroom and watches me pee.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Watching her shower? Sure.


But wouldn't you love to be able to lick your own balls while doing it? And purr?

No. And I can purr. I suppose. Also, I won't make a "who I'd like to lick my balls instead" joke. Cause, well. LF wouldn't appreciate it.

I am sooo good. No really. So goooooood.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
SHes too funny. I took her in off the street and shes sticks with me every where. SO I guess the bathroom is no different.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No. And I can purr. I suppose. Also, I won't make a "who I'd like to lick my balls instead" joke. Cause, well. LF wouldn't appreciate it.

I am sooo good. No really. So goooooood.

I'm sure she wouldn't be. I think you should make that joke anyhow.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm sure she wouldn't be. I think you should make that joke anyhow.

No, no. That was the joke. Just. Was the joke.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, no. That was the joke. Just. Was the joke.

I didn't think it was funny. You've done better work, honestly. How about you just stand there and let us throw pies at you?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Nay, 'tis not. But using an alias on the internet that's as common as "dave" is pitiable.

You never met dave123 then? He was one of the most awesome people I ever met here. You shouldn't make such gross generalisations nono

Originally posted by Syren
You never met dave123 then? He was one of the most awesome people I ever met here. You shouldn't make such gross generalisations nono Seconded. Dave was a gentleman and a scholar for the ages. I miss him

Originally posted by Strangelove
Seconded. Dave was a gentleman and a scholar for the ages. I miss him awww I 3rd that, Spence was a sweet heart.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Seconded. Dave was a gentleman and a scholar for the ages. I miss him

Is he gone? I never even noticed.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Is he gone? I never even noticed.

mhm

Originally posted by Syren
mhm

No really, I didn't. Listen, it takes me eons to realize that certain people are or aren't mods....and I just bloody found out we have a History forum here.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No really, I didn't. Listen, it takes me eons to realize that certain people are or aren't mods....and I just bloody found out we have a History forum here.

Oh right, my bad

petpet

Originally posted by Syren
Oh right, my bad

petpet

I can be un-observant.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
no weep I need some!
Yeps, With pretty colors!

I KNOW WHO RILEY IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I need entertainment
Here you go. ermjuggler

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Here you go. ermjuggler umm... I needed entertainment yesterday... Im ok today

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I KNOW WHO RILEY IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
umm... I needed entertainment yesterday... Im ok today
Listen up. ermm

Hurt you again, so I can entertain.

Please? 31

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Listen up. ermm

Hurt you again, so I can entertain.

Please? 31 no

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I can be un-observant.

You're never unobservant with me

Merry Christmas. w00t

Originally posted by Syren
You're never unobservant with me

But I'm loveeng you.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Merry Christmas. w00t

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I was just taking a shower and slipped and hurt my back really bad... it's really embarassing... my cat was watching the whole time ... (she likes to watch me shower I dont know why...)

anyways... I have a bruise, maybe...blah


eat

sorry to hear that! Are you ok ?

I fall all the time in the shower but my cat isnt in the room...its not fun i feel your pain lol!

once i was about to fall in the shower....










then i didnt

Originally posted by boobsmagee
once i was about to fall in the shower....










then i didnt congrats!

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
congrats!

thought that might help next time your about to fall

just dont

gives out hug. "hugs" Hope you feel better now hun.

I just took a shower and tripped getting out.
cry

I fell in the shower once, becuase i thought i saw a tiny spider dangling from a web on the shower curtain. I slipped while trying to escape from the hideous creature. I later found out that the so-called spider was just a dangling string from the ugly shower curtain my mom got for me.

Originally posted by Ambience
I just took a shower and tripped getting out.
cry

Were you masturbating?13