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. . . you go to answer your cell phone, it's your boss saying they want to speak to you in her office alone, accompanied by security, she asks if you are aware of anyone stealing office supplies from the company, suddenly she turns into a lizard!!!!

I have not been in that situation.

You work at a TV(radio?) station, what could people be stealing? Static?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
. . . you go to answer your cell phone, it's your boss saying they want to speak to you in her office alone, accompanied by security, she asks if you are aware of anyone stealing office supplies from the company, suddenly she turns into a lizard!!!!

Twice. First time was really awkward.

I don't Work

Originally posted by Strangelove
I have not been in that situation.

You work at a TV(radio?) station, what could people be stealing? Static?

Don't make me get all Jack Bauer on you! You know my record . . . first I'll cut out your right eye, then your left eye, then I'll cut you all over your face and show it to you with your eye . . . . !

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
. . . you go to answer your cell phone, it's your boss saying they want to speak to you in her office alone, accompanied by security, she asks if you are aware of anyone stealing office supplies from the company, suddenly she turns into a lizard!!!! What kind of lizard?

The two jobs I've worked at were a movie theatre and a sub shop. They don't really care that muchOriginally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Don't make me get all Jack Bauer on you! You know my record . . . first I'll cut out your right eye, then your left eye, then I'll cut you all over your face and show it to you with your eye . . . . ! fear

Originally posted by Bardock42
Twice. First time was really awkward.

I see. .. the next time I witness the lizard transformation it won't freak me out as much since I'm broken in now . . . I know what to expect. Thanks B-Docks. Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I don't Work Yeah you do. .. every day you do volunteer work right here on KMC Forums. You make us movies, tell jokes, make apologies, bash noobs . . . that takes work my man.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I see. .. the next time I witness the lizard transformation it won't freak me out as much since I'm broken in now . . . I know what to expect. Thanks B-Docks. Yeah you do. .. every day you do volunteer work right here on KMC Forums. You make us movies, tell jokes, make apologies, bash noobs . . . that takes work my man.

I should start charging disgust

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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I see. .. the next time I witness the lizard transformation it won't freak me out as much since I'm broken in now . . . I know what to expect. Thanks B-Docks.
Always glad to be of service, T-Hikes.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
What kind of lizard?

I believe it was a Savanah Monitor??? Something like that??

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I believe it was a Savanah Monitor??? Something like that?? Oh. Well no then. Mine turned into a dragon. ermm

Almost, except my boss took off her clothes and showed me her perfect body and demanded I make love to her for several hours

Originally posted by Bardock42
Always glad to be of service, T-Hikes.

"T-Hikes", I like it! But how do i know you are not a spy?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Oh. Well no then. Mine turned into a dragon. ermm

What kind of dragon?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
What kind of dragon? A red one, with a big spikes, but he was very friendly.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
She begged and begged for several hours?

Yes, then I finally accepted and made sweet sweet love to her for days without rest, I couldnt refuse because she would fire me

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
A red one, with a big spikes, but he was very friendly.
I know that dragon! It stole my pen and owes me lunch.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
"T-Hikes", I like it! But how do i know you are not a spy?

If I was a spy would I let you think I might be a spy? No I wouldn't. Ergo I can't be a spy. q.e.d.

Originally posted by Strangelove


Yesweep

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I know that dragon! It stole my pen and owes me lunch. He does like pens alot. All you have to do is stroke him with a flower behind the fifth spike from the back and he will leave you alone.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
He does like pens alot. All you have to do is stroke him with a flower behind the fifth spike from the back and he will leave you alone.

Sounds kinky. How do I know you aren't secretly working with Sydney Bristow? Originally posted by Bardock42
If I was a spy would I let you think I might be a spy? No I wouldn't. Ergo I can't be a spy. q.e.d. How do I know you don't work for CTU?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
How do I know you don't work for CTU?

Look, if I would work for the CTU, wouldn't I know what the CTU is?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
. . . you go to answer your cell phone, it's your boss saying they want to speak to you in her office alone, accompanied by security, she asks if you are aware of anyone stealing office supplies from the company, suddenly she turns into a lizard!!!!


Every friday.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Look, if I would work for the CTU, wouldn't I know what the CTU is?

Okay, I'm convinced you are not an American spy.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, I'm convinced you are not an American spy.

Awesome. Now we can be friends again, T-Hikes. Wait, you are that hottie in yoru sig? Right?

Originally posted by Dusty
Every friday. Every Friday??? If that's true you could make some serious cash!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Awesome. Now we can be friends again, T-Hikes. Wait, you are that hottie in yoru sig? Right?

Yeah.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah. hmm You're a lot hotter than I originally thought

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah.

Want to ****?

Originally posted by Strangelove
hmm You're a lot hotter than I originally thought

True.

Hey, I was just thinking . . . we could start a movie franchise, it'll be the next Bond or Harry Potter . . . . "The B-Docks and T-Hikes Chronicles" We'd have to ro-sham-bo to see who's name is first in the title, but it'd be off the hook, yo! The sound track would be like all British pop and stuff!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Want to ****?

No, I don't bake anymore. I only steam my vegetables.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
True.

Hey, I was just thinking . . . we could start a movie franchise, it'll be the next Bond or Harry Potter . . . . "The B-Docks and T-Hikes Chronicles" We'd have to ro-sham-bo to see who's name is first in the title, but it'd be off the hook, yo! The sound track would be like all British pop and stuff!

Get Pulp to make it. DO IT. The Soundtrack I mean.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, I don't bake anymore. I only steam my vegetables.

No clue what you are talking about, but it turns me on.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Get Pulp to make it. DO IT. The Soundtrack I mean.



No clue what you are talking about, but it turns me on.

I just got off the phone with Jarvis, he told me to go f*ck myself.

As far as the second thing . . . . **** = bake.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just got off the phone with Jarvis, he told me to go f*ck myself.

As far as the second thing . . . . **** = bake.

Hmm, sounds inacceptable. Talk about fandom and stuff or stuff and something.

You're serious? Holy hell. Damn. I actually ate from that cake. I'm gonna throw up.