Late Night with Moosey O'Wicker ---- Part DEUX!
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~Da Moose~
What happens when you mix a cross dressing, Transylvanian shut in with testicular eczema named Vlad and an egotistical, cantankerous, stiletto wearing moose named Scott, but who likes to be called Susan?
A gender confused quadriped with genital issues?
A blood sucking, grumpy, self centred hermaphrodite?
No.......
You get Moosey O'Wicker!
*APPLAUSE*
Ladies and gentleman please welcome your hosts....
Moosey O'Wicker!!!
**HUGE APPLAUSE*
*EDIT* This MAY or MAY not be called Moosey Urizen from this point on.....however, it sounds too close to Moose Urine, so, lets stick with O
Wicker, m'kay?
Syren
clapping
Oh my god oh my god oh my god!!
Can I have your autograph?? cry
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
clapping
Oh my god oh my god oh my god!!
Can I have your autograph?? cry
Get in touch with my people.
Unless you're willing to earn it.
Syren
Oh, of course. Anything
Wait a minute...
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
Oh, of course. Anything
Wait a minute...
Hey hey...*big star 'point'* You're quicker than most skirts.
Listen, meet me in the green room in an hour, sans chemis, and we'll talk. flirt
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
Oh, of course. Anything
Wait a minute...
Just keep you mouth open and watch your teeth.ermm
Dark Urizen
Original
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Get in touch with my people.
Unless you're willing to earn it.
Translation
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
touch it to earn it.
Didn't even have to add any words
Thorinn
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What happens when you mix a cross dressing, Transylvanian shut in with testicular eczema named Vlad and an egotistical, cantankerous, stiletto wearing moose named Scott, but who likes to be called Susan?
A gender confused quadriped with genital issues?
A blood sucking, grumpy, self centred hermaphrodite?
No.......
You get Moosey O'Wicker!
*APPLAUSE*
Ladies and gentleman please welcome your hosts....
Moosey O'Wicker!!!
**HUGE APPLAUSE*
*EDIT* This MAY or MAY not be called Moosey Urizen from this point on.....however, it sounds too close to Moose Urine, so, lets stick with O
Wicker, m'kay? *heckles*
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Just keep you mouth open and watch your teeth.ermm
Wide.....open....ahehehehehehehe.....naughty
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Original
Translation
Didn't even have to add any words
You're brilliant. Literally. Your excema medicine is running.
Punkyhermy
teh moose is a hottie.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Thorinn
*heckles*
It's not a comedy show, sunshine, it's a talk show. You can't heckle at talk shows.
Would Oprah allow that?
No.
Your sentence, is to spend a night alone with Vlad in his chalet at Big Sur.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
teh moose is a hottie.
All seriousness aside, he is, isn't he?
Thank you for your support, and feel free to apply for one of our 'groupie' positions.
Auditions are Friday.
Thorinn
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's not a comedy show, sunshine, it's a talk show. You can't heckle at talk shows.
Would Oprah allow that?
No.
Your sentence, is to spend a night alone with Vlad in his chalet at Big Sur. Ok.
But no funny stuff right?
Shelbert Lemon
Hello .. Susan
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Thorinn
Ok.
But no funny stuff right?
lol
You're serious?
Of course not. Don't listen to any of the rumours about Vlad and his....fetishes.
Nice knowing you.....errr....have a nice time.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Hello .. Susan
Ah, it's my faithful ex husband, Larry. wavey
Aha....I know what you meant now. I feel stupid.
That could be because I'm naked though.
Syren
This isn't how it used to be disgust
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah, it's my faithful ex husband, Larry. wavey
Aha....I know what you meant now. I feel stupid.
That could be because I'm naked though. I never liked the name Larry... think I need a new name... hmm
Dont put your coffee out if you arent ready to serve it.
Thorinn
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're serious?
Of course not. Don't listen to any of the rumours about Vlad and his....fetishes.
Nice knowing you.....errr....have a nice time.
Of course I'm serious.
Fetishes eh? hm
I have a few of my own.
And yes Oprah would allow hecklers. mhm
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
This isn't how it used to be disgust
It's missing Vlad. With out him, it's just Moosey O'
And as talented as I am, I can't hold up a 2 person talk show.
Or can I?
Here...give these noxious looking pills and drink to Vlad for me, would you?
Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's missing Vlad. With out him, it's just Moosey O'
And as talented as I am, I can't hold up a 2 person talk show.
Or can I?
Here...give these noxious looking pills and drink to Vlad for me, would you?
What are you up to, mister? nono
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I never liked the name Larry... think I need a new name... hmm
Dont put your coffee out if you arent ready to serve it.
Just be Vern.
I serve my coffee all the time.
Originally posted by Thorinn
Of course I'm serious.
Fetishes eh? hm
I have a few of my own.
And yes Oprah would allow hecklers. mhm
Well, I can't promise that he won't drug, rape and dismember you, no...but, I can guarantee that he'll drug, rape and dismember you.
Yes, but his are illegal.
Syren
I'm hungry *rubs belly*
I shall be right back, Syren needs feeding
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
What are you up to, mister? nono
srug Trying to kill Vlad and take his half of the show.
I would have thought the noxious pills and drink followed closely by the
would have given that away. no?
Thorinn
Originally posted by Syren
I'm hungry *rubs belly*
I shall be right back, Syren needs feeding
Thorinn to the rescue.
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Just be Vern.
I serve my coffee all the time.
Well, I can't promise that he won't drug, rape and dismember you, no...but, I can guarantee that he'll drug, rape and dismember you.
Yes, but his are illegal. Oh...
in that case, then no. ermm
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Just be Vern.
I serve my coffee all the time.
oh really?... then where was mine. mhm
Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
srug Trying to kill Vlad and take his half of the show.
I would have thought the noxious pills and drink followed closely by the
would have given that away. no?
I knew you'd say that. I just knew it. Think you're so smart with the don't you? Well mhm
Originally posted by Thorinn
Thorinn to the rescue.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Thorinn
Thorinn to the rescue.
Oh...
in that case, then no. ermm
Ah...well, this is rather embarassing, really...but, I've slipped some......sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy pills..............................into.............. your drink..............already............ Thornin?..................Thornnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ?
Thorinn
Originally posted by Syren
I knew you'd say that. I just knew it. Think you're so smart with the don't you? Well mhm
What shall I feed you though? hm
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's not a comedy show, sunshine, it's a talk show. You can't heckle at talk shows.
Would Oprah allow that?
No.
Your sentence, is to spend a night alone with Vlad in his chalet at Big Sur.
You CAN heckle it, but then you'd look like a......well.....like Scott.
So....a night alone with you eh? Thorinn...is it? Got a big.....hammer? flirt1
Thorinn
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah...well, this is rather embarassing, really...but, I've slipped some......sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy pills..............................into.............. your drink..............already............ Thornin?..................Thornnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ? phsleepingpillow
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
oh really?... then where was mine. mhm
Kerry drank it, AGAIN.
Originally posted by Syren
I knew you'd say that. I just knew it. Think you're so smart with the don't you? Well mhm
Yes. I do. At least THAT was evident.
Syren
Originally posted by Thorinn
What shall I feed you though? hm
Anything you think would pass as a substantial and nourishing meal eyes
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes. I do. At least THAT was evident.
I can feel that smilie coming on.
Thorinn
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
You CAN heckle it, but then you'd look like a......well.....like Scott.
So....a night alone with you eh? Thorinn...is it? Got a big.....hammer? flirt1 Well if by HAMMER you mean HAMMER...then yes. ermm
naughty
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Thorinn
phsleepingpillow
There you are Vlad, you old monster. My sacrifice for the month of December.
That should square up the account, shouldn't it?
Thorinn
Originally posted by Syren
Anything you think would pass as a substantial and nourishing meal eyes
I can feel that smilie coming on. That gives me too much leeway. shock
*thinks HARD*
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Kerry drank it, AGAIN.
excuses!... I never mind sharing with my kear-bear.
thats ok though because I found more coffee elsewhere.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
I'm hungry *rubs belly*
I shall be right back, Syren needs feeding
Fine eat me.eyes
Thorinn
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fine eat me.eyes shock
faint
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
There you are Vlad, you old monster. My sacrifice for the month of December.
That should square up the account, shouldn't it?
You still owe me two virgins, 43 condoms and $543 worth of date rape drugs that for some reason had no effect on you......I think you've developed some sort of immunity
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Syren
Anything you think would pass as a substantial and nourishing meal eyes
I can feel that smilie coming on.
see, because you're a brit and you were talking about food I'm thinking of custard now.....which also sort of looks like puss which is of course disgusting to anyone who doesn't have a username involving a furry northern quadruped.
So now I'm hungry yet disgusted all the time. Sh1t, give me a Louis Vuitton, some high heels and I'm Paris Hilton.
(awaits impending sex or penis-related retort from Scott)
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
You still owe me two virgins, 43 condoms and $543 worth of date rape drugs that for some reason had no effect on you......I think you've developed some sort of immunity
You idiot. I switched that with your tea.
Didn't you think it's odd that you can't remember anything before 2004?
As for the virgins, I'm pretty sure Thornin is, as he keeps talking about his hammer, and emphasising HARD so much. Beyond that, take Syren. Ha. Who am I kidding?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
see, because you're a brit and you were talking about food I'm thinking of custard now.....which also sort of looks like puss which is of course disgusting to anyone who doesn't have a username involving a furry northern quadruped.
So now I'm hungry yet disgusted all the time. Sh1t, give me a Louis Vuitton, some high heels and I'm Paris Hilton.
(awaits impending sex or penis-related retort from Scott)
You're a gay person with no penis.
Vinny Valentine
I have no idea what the hell is going on.
But I like it.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fine eat me.eyes
KERRY!!!!!
Röland
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I have no idea what the hell is going on.
But I like it.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I have no idea what the hell is going on.
But I like it.
Join the club.
Just stay away from Vlad and Thornin. They're having illegal relations.
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're a gay person with no penis.
So....I'm.......a lesbian?
YES!!!!!!! w00t
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Join the club.
Just stay away from Vlad and Thornin. They're having illegal relations.
w00t There's a Club.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
So....I'm.......a lesbian?
YES!!!!!!! w00t
Yes, but a gayer, more man-ish one who can't pull even a bull dyke.
Syren
Originally posted by LethalFemme
KERRY!!!!!
*licks chops*
Mamamia
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
w00t There's a Club.
There's 2 actually.
There is Vlad's, the one where you all get together, wearing robes, then join in a ritualistic killing of bunnies, quickly followed by mounds and mounds of gay sex, but, with like, dead people. After which you all stab each other in the eye and drink the blood.
Or there is mine which is held nightly at the Playboy mansion. w00t
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Join the club.
Just stay away from Vlad and Thornin. They're having illegal relations.
Only in most civilized countries...
I will let the good people of the forum decide if that is worse than you masturbating to pictures of Margaret Thatcher.
Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
There's 2 actually.
There is Vlad's, the one where you all get together, wearing robes, then join in a ritualistic killing of bunnies, quickly followed by mounds and mounds of gay sex, but, with like, dead people. After which you all stab each other in the eye and drink the blood.
Or there is mine which is held nightly at the Playboy mansion. w00t
Ooh, stuff your club, Vlad's sounds ludicrously delicious pinkcuffs
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
*licks chops*
Mamamia
I was waiting for you my English Muffin.droolio
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
There's 2 actually.
There is Vlad's, the one where you all get together, wearing robes, then join in a ritualistic killing of bunnies, quickly followed by mounds and mounds of gay sex, but, with like, dead people. After which you all stab each other in the eye and drink the blood.
Or there is mine which is held nightly at the Playboy mansion. w00t I'm gonna have to go with option A, Alex.
Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
There's 2 actually.
There is Vlad's, the one where you all get together, wearing robes, then join in a ritualistic killing of bunnies, quickly followed by mounds and mounds of gay sex, but, with like, dead people. After which you all stab each other in the eye and drink the blood.
Or there is mine which is held nightly at the Playboy mansion. w00t
I want to join Moose's club.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Only in most civilized countries...
I will let the good people of the forum decide if that is worse than you masturbating to pictures of Margaret Thatcher.
I'll have you know, that nude, the woman is a showstopper. mhm
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Or there is mine which is held nightly at the Playboy mansion. w00t
....which consists of Scott killing bunnies in a ritualistic manner, having mad gay sex with Hugh Heffner, and stabbing themselves in the eye and drinking the blood...
What....you didn;'t think I was actually gonna come up with anything OTHER than that did you?
Syren
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was waiting for you my English Muffin.droolio
Hello there, Honeypants droolio
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
Ooh, stuff your club, Vlad's sounds ludicrously delicious pinkcuffs
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'm gonna have to go with option A, Alex.
Why does this not surprise me?
The girl who has her own syrup and spigot, and the gender confused, dominatrix wannabe, leg humping hermaphrodite.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
....which consists of Scott killing bunnies in a ritualistic manner, having mad gay sex with Hugh Heffner, and stabbing themselves in the eye and drinking the blood...
What....you didn;'t think I was actually gonna come up with anything OTHER than that did you?
Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why does this not surprise me?
The girl who has her own syrup and spigot, and the gender confused, dominatrix wannabe, leg humping hermaphrodite.
Oh lordy, Alex and I need to get our own thread
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why does this not surprise me?
The girl who has her own syrup and spigot, and the gender confused, dominatrix wannabe, leg humping hermaphrodite.
B*tch!!!
Which one am i?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
Oh lordy, Alex and I need to get our own thread
The Freak Show. flirt
Actually, Alana can join you.
Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah! I got the Buckeye on my team! w00t
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Now, what kind of benefits do I get from your club?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
The Freak Show. flirt
Actually, Alana can join you.
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
B*tch!!!
Which one am i?
Tinky Winky, the purple one.
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Syren
Oh lordy, Alex and I need to get our own thread
Thats a huge step we're taking, next it'll be the 100 kids you want to have, then we'll be sharing an apartment together.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
Hello there, Honeypants droolio
I can't help myself.passion eyes
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Tinky Winky, the purple one. I get the kick ass man-bag w00t
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I get the kick ass man-bag w00t
don't you have a scrotum?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Thorinn
lf
Who made that smilie?lol
Röland
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Infinite supply of self-hatred and apathy and a monthly dose of STDs
Moosey guarantees!!!!!!
Just what I've always wanted.
Thorinn
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
don't you have a scrotum?
He spends too much time on his abs to notice.
Thorinn
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who made that smilie?lol I have no idea. ermm
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
don't you have a scrotum?
Well...thing is....there was this Scavenger hunt last year aaaaand......well.....
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
don't you have a scrotum?
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot.
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Well...thing is....there was this Scavenger hunt last year aaaaand......well.....
lol Which was it, losers?
Thorinn
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot. So do you talk like Mickey Mouse now?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot.
Actually he outsmarted you he sold them on ebay separately for 10x what you sold it to him for.
Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
A life without Vlad constantly trying to drug and sodomize you.
and lots of naked chicks.
AND....Infinite supply of self-hatred and apathy and a monthly dose of STDs
Moosey guarantees!!!!!!
That's even better!
This is the best decision of my life!
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot.
Yes, he bought the blind thing........I knew he was easy prey
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Thorinn
I have no idea. ermm
Liar tell me.whip
Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot.
Didn't Barker sell a dead bird to a blind kid?
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh....and I almost forgot, this neat decoder ring.
http://farm.tucows.com/2004/09/decoder_ring.gif
Each night I'll give you a secret message. You figure it out, and you get a prize.
What's the special prize?
Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Thats a huge step we're taking, next it'll be the 100 kids you want to have, then we'll be sharing an apartment together.
Honey? We already share an apartment and I'm pregnant with kid number 45. Did you forget?
LethalFemme
I'm confused who am I sleeping with?cry
Syren
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm confused who am I sleeping with?cry
The both of us
Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Vlad repellant.
Is it 100% Guaranteed to repel Vlad?
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Syren
Honey? We already share an apartment and I'm pregnant with kid number 45. Did you forget?
You're pregnant? I thought you just got all bloated and fat because of all those late night snackings while watching our fabulous show
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Vlad repellant.
It must be Thursday.
Better than Wednesday queer.mhm
Originally posted by Syren
The both of us
Only two?hmm
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Syren
The both of us
which sort of says alot about Alex's potency and Ker's promiscuity
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
You're pregnant? I thought you just got all bloated and fat because of all those late night snackings while watching our fabulous show
Dude, we don't have a show.
This has turned into a free for all cluster****!
Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, its a big, sharp stick, so, more like 64%. He can be crafty sometimes.....
As long as it has a pointy end I should be fine. . . .
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, its a big, sharp stick, so, more like 64%. He can be crafty sometimes.....
Pfft....was sooo expecting something related to the UK in one form or another mhm
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Pfft....was sooo expecting something related to the UK in one form or another mhm
It was made in Exeter.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
which sort of says alot about Alex's potency and Ker's promiscuity
Dont be dissin my bitches.
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Dude, we don't have a show.
This has turned into a free for all cluster****!
ever
heard
of
jerry
springer???
Helloooooo!!!!!! duuh!
Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeahhhh...but....it's kinda flimsy.....more like....I dunno....a rope....a sharp rope.
Maybe if I see him I can give it to him and he will play with it leaving me alone?
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It was made in Exeter.
Dammit....gotta stay away from that rope.....
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
ever
heard
of
jerry
springer???
Helloooooo!!!!!! duuh!
WE don't even have a topic though.
Well, maybe.....Alex and Kerry and Alana's love triangle.
You raping and dismembering people...
And Thornin's decoder ring.
Yes, we DO have a show.
Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
lol
That's totally possible!
If he has a short attention span it will work.
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
WE don't even have a topic though.
Well, maybe.....Alex and Kerry and Alana's love triangle.
You raping and dismembering people...
And Thornin's decoder ring.
Yes, we DO have a show.
I do NOT dismember people!!!!!
except on Mondays....and sometimes during the weekend....and Fridays
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Thorinn
So do you talk like Mickey Mouse now? Well, i did before, so...no...Originally posted by Syren
Honey? We already share an apartment and I'm pregnant with kid number 45. Did you forget?
Well, its these pills i take to forget this shitty life i have with yo.......i mean.....i remember lookaroundOriginally posted by ~Da Moose~
lol Which was it, losers? Can't we all win?!?
Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
He's got a lot of short things. yes
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I do NOT dismember people!!!!!
except on Mondays....and sometimes during the weekend....and Fridays
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
*tape records the confession*
Tell me more....
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
He's got a lot of short things. yes
This is coming from the guy who for ten months kept humming "Me so horny, me love you short time"
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
This is coming from the guy who for ten months kept humming "Me so horny, me love you short time"
I was humming the theme song to the Love Boat....that was YOU humming the other song.
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
*tape records the confession*
Tell me more....
"so then, I said to myself where the hell am I gonna get a scrotum???
So I see this guy walking down the street with a little piece of paper saying "Breath In, turn page" on one side and "Breathe out, turn page" on the other side and so I come up with this plan.
I put on a pair of sunglasses and walk over to the dude and ask him if he wants some cash. He says "yeah, I need some" so....basically, I told him I'm a blind kid, gave him some cash and he gave me his scrotum and said it's a bag of marbles......poor retarded kid....he almost died because he kept forgetting to breathe while he was paying attention to me
"
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
"so then, I said to myself where the hell am I gonna get a scrotum???
So I see this guy walking down the street with a little piece of paper saying "Breath In, turn page" on one side and "Breathe out, turn page" on the other side and so I come up with this plan.
I put on a pair of sunglasses and walk over to the dude and ask him if he wants some cash. He says "yeah, I need some" so....basically, I told him I'm a blind kid, gave him some cash and he gave me his scrotum and said it's a bag of marbles......poor retarded kid....he almost died because he kept forgetting to breathe while he was paying attention to me
"
lol
I just lol'd.....oh for God's sake....
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I was humming the theme song to the Love Boat....that was YOU humming the other song.
I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Are those drugs finally starting to take effect?????
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
"so then, I said to myself where the hell am I gonna get a scrotum???
So I see this guy walking down the street with a little piece of paper saying "Breath In, turn page" on one side and "Breathe out, turn page" on the other side and so I come up with this plan.
I put on a pair of sunglasses and walk over to the dude and ask him if he wants some cash. He says "yeah, I need some" so....basically, I told him I'm a blind kid, gave him some cash and he gave me his scrotum and said it's a bag of marbles......poor retarded kid....he almost died because he kept forgetting to breathe while he was paying attention to me
" I still thank you for that cash you gave me because i went out and got a nice shower and then........
*gasps for air*
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
"so then, I said to myself where the hell am I gonna get a scrotum???
So I see this guy walking down the street with a little piece of paper saying "Breath In, turn page" on one side and "Breathe out, turn page" on the other side and so I come up with this plan.
I put on a pair of sunglasses and walk over to the dude and ask him if he wants some cash. He says "yeah, I need some" so....basically, I told him I'm a blind kid, gave him some cash and he gave me his scrotum and said it's a bag of marbles......poor retarded kid....he almost died because he kept forgetting to breathe while he was paying attention to me
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~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Are those drugs finally starting to take effect?????
Oh shut it....are you going to tell my that your evil twin brother, whom neither of us has seen since that awful night in Vienna was the one who was humming that song?
*audible sound of door shutting behind them*
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I still thank you for that cash you gave me because i went out and got a nice shower and then........
*gasps for air* \
Turn the page! TURN THE PAGE!!!!!!!
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I still thank you for that cash you gave me because i went out and got a nice shower and then........
*gasps for air*
Oh look, someone accidentally erased the "Breathe in, turn page" part and put in "Breathe out, turn page" on both sides of the paper....
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Oh look, someone accidentally erased the "Breathe in, turn page" part and put in "Breathe out, turn page" on both sides of the paper....
*Hands extra copy from bra*eyes
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
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Turn the page! TURN THE PAGE!!!!!!!
I dont know how scared
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I dont know how scared
I lol'd again....jesus, this is becoming a problem.
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh shut it....are you going to tell my that your evil twin brother, whom neither of us has seen since that awful night in Vienna was the one who was humming that song?
*audible sound of door shutting behind them*
oh you mean Melanie? *eerie music starts playing*
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I lol'd again....jesus, this is becoming a problem. Here, take some of these
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*Hands extra copy from bra*eyes
damn goody three-shoes
Röland
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
oh you mean Melanie? *eerie music starts playing*
Melanie is the name of your evil twin brother?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
damn goody three-shoes
Shut your face fatty and read.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
oh you mean Melanie? *eerie music starts playing*
*From behind them in a falsetto voice, with a noticeable lisp, just like his brother....*
Hello boyssssssss. It'ssssss good to be back. diva
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
His half twin brother/sister. They have the same mom and were concieved at the same time but, have five different fathers.ermm Ha Ha...Guilty
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
His half twin brother/sister. They have the same mom and were concieved at the same time but, have five different fathers.ermm
Who were also his uncles.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Who were also his uncles.
Rudolph, Blitzen, Dasher, Snap and Crackle.ermm
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Ha Ha...Guilty
Did you forget to tell him you're his real mother?
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Rudolph, Blitzen, Dasher, Snap and Crackle.ermm
Did you forget to tell him you're his real mother?
I was just waiting for the day me and him get married
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Well you know, this one time, there was a scavanger hunt, and well....long story short (which is in itself ironic), Michael became Melanie....
Not to pick at a point, but, why is there ALWAYS a scavenger hunt involved with you when things go wrong?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Well you know, this one time, there was a scavanger hunt, and well....long story short (which is in itself ironic), Michael became Melanie....
It's my fault. That was the time I learned when a man says no teeth he means it.weep
Röland
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Well you know, this one time, there was a scavanger hunt, and well....long story short (which is in itself ironic), Michael became Melanie....
Oh I see by scavanger hunt you really mean sex change? 31
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I was just waiting for the day me and him get married
Wow...that sounds so texan...I mean....crap....I'm gonna get bashed for this right?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I was just waiting for the day me and him get married
He'd never marry you. You're his grandma.
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Wow...that sounds so texan...I mean....crap....I'm gonna get bashed for this right?
No, texas sucks
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Wow...that sounds so texan...I mean....crap....I'm gonna get bashed for this right?
Axel may not, but I'm sure Alana will.
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