Late Night with Moosey O'Wicker ---- Part DEUX!

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~Da Moose~
What happens when you mix a cross dressing, Transylvanian shut in with testicular eczema named Vlad and an egotistical, cantankerous, stiletto wearing moose named Scott, but who likes to be called Susan?


A gender confused quadriped with genital issues?

A blood sucking, grumpy, self centred hermaphrodite?

No.......


You get Moosey O'Wicker!

*APPLAUSE*

Ladies and gentleman please welcome your hosts....


Moosey O'Wicker!!!

**HUGE APPLAUSE*

*EDIT* This MAY or MAY not be called Moosey Urizen from this point on.....however, it sounds too close to Moose Urine, so, lets stick with O
Wicker, m'kay?

Syren
clapping

Oh my god oh my god oh my god!!

Can I have your autograph?? cry

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
clapping

Oh my god oh my god oh my god!!

Can I have your autograph?? cry

Get in touch with my people.

Unless you're willing to earn it. cool

Syren
Oh, of course. Anything eek!



















What the f**k? Wait a minute...

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
Oh, of course. Anything eek!



















What the f**k? Wait a minute...

Hey hey...*big star 'point'* You're quicker than most skirts.

Listen, meet me in the green room in an hour, sans chemis, and we'll talk. flirt

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
Oh, of course. Anything eek!



















What the f**k? Wait a minute...

Just keep you mouth open and watch your teeth.ermm

Dark Urizen
Original

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Get in touch with my people.

Unless you're willing to earn it. cool

Translation

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
touch it to earn it. cool

Didn't even have to add any words smile

Thorinn
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What happens when you mix a cross dressing, Transylvanian shut in with testicular eczema named Vlad and an egotistical, cantankerous, stiletto wearing moose named Scott, but who likes to be called Susan?


A gender confused quadriped with genital issues?

A blood sucking, grumpy, self centred hermaphrodite?

No.......


You get Moosey O'Wicker!

*APPLAUSE*

Ladies and gentleman please welcome your hosts....


Moosey O'Wicker!!!

**HUGE APPLAUSE*

*EDIT* This MAY or MAY not be called Moosey Urizen from this point on.....however, it sounds too close to Moose Urine, so, lets stick with O
Wicker, m'kay? *heckles* no expression

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Just keep you mouth open and watch your teeth.ermm

Wide.....open....ahehehehehehehe.....naughty



Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Original



Translation



Didn't even have to add any words smile

You're brilliant. Literally. Your excema medicine is running. no expression

Punkyhermy
teh moose is a hottie.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Thorinn
*heckles* no expression

It's not a comedy show, sunshine, it's a talk show. You can't heckle at talk shows.

Would Oprah allow that?

No.

Your sentence, is to spend a night alone with Vlad in his chalet at Big Sur.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
teh moose is a hottie.

All seriousness aside, he is, isn't he?

Thank you for your support, and feel free to apply for one of our 'groupie' positions.

Auditions are Friday.

smile

Thorinn
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's not a comedy show, sunshine, it's a talk show. You can't heckle at talk shows.

Would Oprah allow that?

No.

Your sentence, is to spend a night alone with Vlad in his chalet at Big Sur. Ok. smile


But no funny stuff right? What the f**k?

Shelbert Lemon
Hello .. Susan blink

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Thorinn
Ok. smile


But no funny stuff right? What the f**k?

laughing out loud laughing lol rolling on floor laughing



What the f**k? You're serious?

Of course not. Don't listen to any of the rumours about Vlad and his....fetishes. shifty

Nice knowing you.....errr....have a nice time. thumb up

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Hello .. Susan blink

Ah, it's my faithful ex husband, Larry. wavey

Aha....I know what you meant now. I feel stupid.


That could be because I'm naked though.

Syren
This isn't how it used to be disgust

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah, it's my faithful ex husband, Larry. wavey

Aha....I know what you meant now. I feel stupid.


That could be because I'm naked though. I never liked the name Larry... think I need a new name... hmm

Dont put your coffee out if you arent ready to serve it. wink

Thorinn
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~

What the f**k? You're serious?

Of course not. Don't listen to any of the rumours about Vlad and his....fetishes. shifty

Nice knowing you.....errr....have a nice time. thumb up

Of course I'm serious. What the f**k?

Fetishes eh? hm

I have a few of my own. shifty


And yes Oprah would allow hecklers. mhm

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
This isn't how it used to be disgust

It's missing Vlad. With out him, it's just Moosey O'


And as talented as I am, I can't hold up a 2 person talk show.

Or can I? shifty

Here...give these noxious looking pills and drink to Vlad for me, would you?

Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's missing Vlad. With out him, it's just Moosey O'


And as talented as I am, I can't hold up a 2 person talk show.

Or can I? shifty

Here...give these noxious looking pills and drink to Vlad for me, would you?

What the f**k?

What are you up to, mister? nono

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I never liked the name Larry... think I need a new name... hmm

Dont put your coffee out if you arent ready to serve it. wink

Just be Vern.

I serve my coffee all the time. smile







Originally posted by Thorinn
Of course I'm serious. What the f**k?

Fetishes eh? hm

I have a few of my own. shifty


And yes Oprah would allow hecklers. mhm

Well, I can't promise that he won't drug, rape and dismember you, no...but, I can guarantee that he'll drug, rape and dismember you. smile

Yes, but his are illegal.

Syren
I'm hungry *rubs belly*

I shall be right back, Syren needs feeding big grin

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
What the f**k?

What are you up to, mister? nono

srug Trying to kill Vlad and take his half of the show.

I would have thought the noxious pills and drink followed closely by the shifty would have given that away. no? confused

Thorinn
Originally posted by Syren
I'm hungry *rubs belly*

I shall be right back, Syren needs feeding big grin Thorinn to the rescue. big grinOriginally posted by ~Da Moose~
Just be Vern.

I serve my coffee all the time. smile









Well, I can't promise that he won't drug, rape and dismember you, no...but, I can guarantee that he'll drug, rape and dismember you. smile

Yes, but his are illegal. Oh...

in that case, then no. ermm

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Just be Vern.

I serve my coffee all the time. smile

oh really?... then where was mine. mhm

Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
srug Trying to kill Vlad and take his half of the show.

I would have thought the noxious pills and drink followed closely by the shifty would have given that away. no? confused

I knew you'd say that. I just knew it. Think you're so smart with the don't you? Well mhm

Originally posted by Thorinn
Thorinn to the rescue. big grin

eek!

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Thorinn
Thorinn to the rescue. big grin Oh...

in that case, then no. ermm

Ah...well, this is rather embarassing, really...but, I've slipped some......sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy pills..............................into.............. your drink..............already............ Thornin?..................Thornnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ?

Thorinn
Originally posted by Syren
I knew you'd say that. I just knew it. Think you're so smart with the don't you? Well mhm



eek! What shall I feed you though? hm

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's not a comedy show, sunshine, it's a talk show. You can't heckle at talk shows.

Would Oprah allow that?

No.

Your sentence, is to spend a night alone with Vlad in his chalet at Big Sur.

You CAN heckle it, but then you'd look like a......well.....like Scott.

So....a night alone with you eh? Thorinn...is it? Got a big.....hammer? flirt1

Thorinn
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah...well, this is rather embarassing, really...but, I've slipped some......sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy pills..............................into.............. your drink..............already............ Thornin?..................Thornnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ? phsleepingpillow

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
oh really?... then where was mine. mhm

Kerry drank it, AGAIN. roll eyes (sarcastic)




Originally posted by Syren
I knew you'd say that. I just knew it. Think you're so smart with the don't you? Well mhm






Yes. I do. At least THAT was evident.

Syren
Originally posted by Thorinn
What shall I feed you though? hm

Anything you think would pass as a substantial and nourishing meal eyes

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~

Yes. I do. At least THAT was evident.

I can feel that smilie coming on.

Thorinn
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
You CAN heckle it, but then you'd look like a......well.....like Scott.

So....a night alone with you eh? Thorinn...is it? Got a big.....hammer? flirt1 Well if by HAMMER you mean HAMMER...then yes. ermm


naughty

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Thorinn
phsleepingpillow

There you are Vlad, you old monster. My sacrifice for the month of December.

That should square up the account, shouldn't it?

Thorinn
Originally posted by Syren
Anything you think would pass as a substantial and nourishing meal eyes



I can feel that smilie coming on. That gives me too much leeway. shock


*thinks HARD* shifty

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Kerry drank it, AGAIN. roll eyes (sarcastic)

excuses!... I never mind sharing with my kear-bear. love

thats ok though because I found more coffee elsewhere. ninja

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
I'm hungry *rubs belly*

I shall be right back, Syren needs feeding big grin

Fine eat me.eyes

Thorinn
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fine eat me.eyes shock


faint

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
There you are Vlad, you old monster. My sacrifice for the month of December.

That should square up the account, shouldn't it?

You still owe me two virgins, 43 condoms and $543 worth of date rape drugs that for some reason had no effect on you......I think you've developed some sort of immunity sad

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Syren
Anything you think would pass as a substantial and nourishing meal eyes



I can feel that smilie coming on.

see, because you're a brit and you were talking about food I'm thinking of custard now.....which also sort of looks like puss which is of course disgusting to anyone who doesn't have a username involving a furry northern quadruped.

So now I'm hungry yet disgusted all the time. Sh1t, give me a Louis Vuitton, some high heels and I'm Paris Hilton.

(awaits impending sex or penis-related retort from Scott)

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
You still owe me two virgins, 43 condoms and $543 worth of date rape drugs that for some reason had no effect on you......I think you've developed some sort of immunity sad

You idiot. I switched that with your tea. roll eyes (sarcastic) Didn't you think it's odd that you can't remember anything before 2004?

As for the virgins, I'm pretty sure Thornin is, as he keeps talking about his hammer, and emphasising HARD so much. Beyond that, take Syren. Ha. Who am I kidding? wink

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
see, because you're a brit and you were talking about food I'm thinking of custard now.....which also sort of looks like puss which is of course disgusting to anyone who doesn't have a username involving a furry northern quadruped.

So now I'm hungry yet disgusted all the time. Sh1t, give me a Louis Vuitton, some high heels and I'm Paris Hilton.

(awaits impending sex or penis-related retort from Scott)

You're a gay person with no penis. ninja

~Da Rev~
What the f**k?

Thorinn
laughing out loud

Vinny Valentine
I have no idea what the hell is going on.

But I like it. shifty

LethalFemme
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fine eat me.eyes

KERRY!!!!!mad

Röland
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I have no idea what the hell is going on.

But I like it. shifty

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I have no idea what the hell is going on.

But I like it. shifty

Join the club.


Just stay away from Vlad and Thornin. They're having illegal relations. ninja

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're a gay person with no penis. ninja

So....I'm.......a lesbian?




YES!!!!!!! w00t

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Join the club.


Just stay away from Vlad and Thornin. They're having illegal relations. ninja

w00t There's a Club.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
So....I'm.......a lesbian?




YES!!!!!!! w00t

Yes, but a gayer, more man-ish one who can't pull even a bull dyke.

Syren
Originally posted by LethalFemme
KERRY!!!!!mad

*licks chops*

Mamamia eek!

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
w00t There's a Club.

There's 2 actually.

There is Vlad's, the one where you all get together, wearing robes, then join in a ritualistic killing of bunnies, quickly followed by mounds and mounds of gay sex, but, with like, dead people. After which you all stab each other in the eye and drink the blood.

Or there is mine which is held nightly at the Playboy mansion. w00t

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Join the club.


Just stay away from Vlad and Thornin. They're having illegal relations. ninja

Only in most civilized countries...

I will let the good people of the forum decide if that is worse than you masturbating to pictures of Margaret Thatcher. shifty

Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
There's 2 actually.

There is Vlad's, the one where you all get together, wearing robes, then join in a ritualistic killing of bunnies, quickly followed by mounds and mounds of gay sex, but, with like, dead people. After which you all stab each other in the eye and drink the blood.

Or there is mine which is held nightly at the Playboy mansion. w00t

Ooh, stuff your club, Vlad's sounds ludicrously delicious pinkcuffs

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
*licks chops*

Mamamia eek!

I was waiting for you my English Muffin.droolio

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
There's 2 actually.

There is Vlad's, the one where you all get together, wearing robes, then join in a ritualistic killing of bunnies, quickly followed by mounds and mounds of gay sex, but, with like, dead people. After which you all stab each other in the eye and drink the blood.

Or there is mine which is held nightly at the Playboy mansion. w00t I'm gonna have to go with option A, Alex.

Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
There's 2 actually.

There is Vlad's, the one where you all get together, wearing robes, then join in a ritualistic killing of bunnies, quickly followed by mounds and mounds of gay sex, but, with like, dead people. After which you all stab each other in the eye and drink the blood.

Or there is mine which is held nightly at the Playboy mansion. w00t

I want to join Moose's club. eek!

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Only in most civilized countries...

I will let the good people of the forum decide if that is worse than you masturbating to pictures of Margaret Thatcher. shifty

I'll have you know, that nude, the woman is a showstopper. mhm

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Or there is mine which is held nightly at the Playboy mansion. w00t

....which consists of Scott killing bunnies in a ritualistic manner, having mad gay sex with Hugh Heffner, and stabbing themselves in the eye and drinking the blood...

shifty

What....you didn;'t think I was actually gonna come up with anything OTHER than that did you?

Syren
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was waiting for you my English Muffin.droolio

Hello there, Honeypants droolio

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
Ooh, stuff your club, Vlad's sounds ludicrously delicious pinkcuffs




Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'm gonna have to go with option A, Alex.

Why does this not surprise me?

The girl who has her own syrup and spigot, and the gender confused, dominatrix wannabe, leg humping hermaphrodite. roll eyes (sarcastic)

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
....which consists of Scott killing bunnies in a ritualistic manner, having mad gay sex with Hugh Heffner, and stabbing themselves in the eye and drinking the blood...

shifty

What....you didn;'t think I was actually gonna come up with anything OTHER than that did you?

laughing

~Da Moose~

Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why does this not surprise me?

The girl who has her own syrup and spigot, and the gender confused, dominatrix wannabe, leg humping hermaphrodite. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Oh lordy, Alex and I need to get our own thread laughing out loud

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why does this not surprise me?

The girl who has her own syrup and spigot, and the gender confused, dominatrix wannabe, leg humping hermaphrodite. roll eyes (sarcastic) B*tch!!! mad




Which one am i? embarrasment

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
Oh lordy, Alex and I need to get our own thread laughing out loud

The Freak Show. flirt

Actually, Alana can join you. smile

Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah! I got the Buckeye on my team! w00t

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Now, what kind of benefits do I get from your club?

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
The Freak Show. flirt

Actually, Alana can join you. smile


Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
B*tch!!! mad




Which one am i? embarrasment


laughing out loud
Tinky Winky, the purple one.

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Syren
Oh lordy, Alex and I need to get our own thread laughing out loud Thats a huge step we're taking, next it'll be the 100 kids you want to have, then we'll be sharing an apartment together.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
Hello there, Honeypants droolio

I can't help myself.passion eyes

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
laughing out loud
Tinky Winky, the purple one. I get the kick ass man-bag w00t

Thorinn
lf

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I get the kick ass man-bag w00t

don't you have a scrotum? confused

Dark Urizen

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Thorinn
lf

Who made that smilie?lol

Röland
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Infinite supply of self-hatred and apathy and a monthly dose of STDs thumb up

Moosey guarantees!!!!!!

Just what I've always wanted. happy

Thorinn
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
don't you have a scrotum? confused He spends too much time on his abs to notice.

Thorinn
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who made that smilie?lol I have no idea. ermm

~Da Moose~

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
don't you have a scrotum? confused

Well...thing is....there was this Scavenger hunt last year aaaaand......well..... confused

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
don't you have a scrotum? confused I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Well...thing is....there was this Scavenger hunt last year aaaaand......well..... confused


lol Which was it, losers?

Thorinn
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot. So do you talk like Mickey Mouse now?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot.

Actually he outsmarted you he sold them on ebay separately for 10x what you sold it to him for.

Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
A life without Vlad constantly trying to drug and sodomize you.

and lots of naked chicks.


AND....Infinite supply of self-hatred and apathy and a monthly dose of STDs

Moosey guarantees!!!!!!

That's even better!

This is the best decision of my life!

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot.

Yes, he bought the blind thing........I knew he was easy prey

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Thorinn
I have no idea. ermm

Liar tell me.whip

~Da Moose~

Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot.

Didn't Barker sell a dead bird to a blind kid? no expression

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh....and I almost forgot, this neat decoder ring.

http://farm.tucows.com/2004/09/decoder_ring.gif

Each night I'll give you a secret message. You figure it out, and you get a prize. thumb up

What's the special prize?

Syren
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Thats a huge step we're taking, next it'll be the 100 kids you want to have, then we'll be sharing an apartment together.

Honey? We already share an apartment and I'm pregnant with kid number 45. Did you forget? erm

LethalFemme
I'm confused who am I sleeping with?cry

~Da Moose~

Syren
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm confused who am I sleeping with?cry

The both of us smile

Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Vlad repellant. thumb up

Is it 100% Guaranteed to repel Vlad?

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Syren
Honey? We already share an apartment and I'm pregnant with kid number 45. Did you forget? erm

You're pregnant? I thought you just got all bloated and fat because of all those late night snackings while watching our fabulous show embarrasment

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Vlad repellant. thumb up



It must be Thursday. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Better than Wednesday queer.mhm

Originally posted by Syren
The both of us smile

Only two?hmm

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Syren
The both of us smile

which sort of says alot about Alex's potency and Ker's promiscuity laughing out loud

~Da Moose~

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
You're pregnant? I thought you just got all bloated and fat because of all those late night snackings while watching our fabulous show embarrasment

Dude, we don't have a show. laughing out loud This has turned into a free for all cluster****!

Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, its a big, sharp stick, so, more like 64%. He can be crafty sometimes.....

As long as it has a pointy end I should be fine. . . .

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, its a big, sharp stick, so, more like 64%. He can be crafty sometimes.....

Pfft....was sooo expecting something related to the UK in one form or another mhm

~Da Moose~

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Pfft....was sooo expecting something related to the UK in one form or another mhm

It was made in Exeter. smile

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
which sort of says alot about Alex's potency and Ker's promiscuity laughing out loud

Dont be dissin my bitches.mad

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Dude, we don't have a show. laughing out loud This has turned into a free for all cluster****!

ever


heard


of


jerry


springer???


Helloooooo!!!!!! duuh!

laughing out loud

Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeahhhh...but....it's kinda flimsy.....more like....I dunno....a rope....a sharp rope. erm

Maybe if I see him I can give it to him and he will play with it leaving me alone? confused

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It was made in Exeter. smile

Dammit....gotta stay away from that rope..... sad

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
ever


heard


of


jerry


springer???


Helloooooo!!!!!! duuh!

laughing out loud

WE don't even have a topic though.

Well, maybe.....Alex and Kerry and Alana's love triangle.

You raping and dismembering people...

And Thornin's decoder ring.

Yes, we DO have a show. smile

~Da Moose~

Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
lol laughing out loud That's totally possible!

If he has a short attention span it will work. eek!

~Da Moose~

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
WE don't even have a topic though.

Well, maybe.....Alex and Kerry and Alana's love triangle.

You raping and dismembering people...

And Thornin's decoder ring.

Yes, we DO have a show. smile

I do NOT dismember people!!!!!


except on Mondays....and sometimes during the weekend....and Fridays shifty

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Thorinn
So do you talk like Mickey Mouse now? Well, i did before, so...no...Originally posted by Syren
Honey? We already share an apartment and I'm pregnant with kid number 45. Did you forget? erm Well, its these pills i take to forget this shitty life i have with yo.......i mean.....i remember lookaroundOriginally posted by ~Da Moose~
lol Which was it, losers? Can't we all win?!?

Röland
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
He's got a lot of short things. yes

laughing

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I do NOT dismember people!!!!!


except on Mondays....and sometimes during the weekend....and Fridays shifty

It's nothing to be ashamed of.

*tape records the confession*

Tell me more....

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
He's got a lot of short things. yes

This is coming from the guy who for ten months kept humming "Me so horny, me love you short time"

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
This is coming from the guy who for ten months kept humming "Me so horny, me love you short time"

I was humming the theme song to the Love Boat....that was YOU humming the other song. mad

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's nothing to be ashamed of.

*tape records the confession*

Tell me more....

"so then, I said to myself where the hell am I gonna get a scrotum???

So I see this guy walking down the street with a little piece of paper saying "Breath In, turn page" on one side and "Breathe out, turn page" on the other side and so I come up with this plan.

I put on a pair of sunglasses and walk over to the dude and ask him if he wants some cash. He says "yeah, I need some" so....basically, I told him I'm a blind kid, gave him some cash and he gave me his scrotum and said it's a bag of marbles......poor retarded kid....he almost died because he kept forgetting to breathe while he was paying attention to me sad "

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
"so then, I said to myself where the hell am I gonna get a scrotum???

So I see this guy walking down the street with a little piece of paper saying "Breath In, turn page" on one side and "Breathe out, turn page" on the other side and so I come up with this plan.

I put on a pair of sunglasses and walk over to the dude and ask him if he wants some cash. He says "yeah, I need some" so....basically, I told him I'm a blind kid, gave him some cash and he gave me his scrotum and said it's a bag of marbles......poor retarded kid....he almost died because he kept forgetting to breathe while he was paying attention to me sad "

laughing lol

I just lol'd.....oh for God's sake....

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I was humming the theme song to the Love Boat....that was YOU humming the other song. mad

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Are those drugs finally starting to take effect?????

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
"so then, I said to myself where the hell am I gonna get a scrotum???

So I see this guy walking down the street with a little piece of paper saying "Breath In, turn page" on one side and "Breathe out, turn page" on the other side and so I come up with this plan.

I put on a pair of sunglasses and walk over to the dude and ask him if he wants some cash. He says "yeah, I need some" so....basically, I told him I'm a blind kid, gave him some cash and he gave me his scrotum and said it's a bag of marbles......poor retarded kid....he almost died because he kept forgetting to breathe while he was paying attention to me sad " I still thank you for that cash you gave me because i went out and got a nice shower and then........


*gasps for air*

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
"so then, I said to myself where the hell am I gonna get a scrotum???

So I see this guy walking down the street with a little piece of paper saying "Breath In, turn page" on one side and "Breathe out, turn page" on the other side and so I come up with this plan.

I put on a pair of sunglasses and walk over to the dude and ask him if he wants some cash. He says "yeah, I need some" so....basically, I told him I'm a blind kid, gave him some cash and he gave me his scrotum and said it's a bag of marbles......poor retarded kid....he almost died because he kept forgetting to breathe while he was paying attention to me sad "

laughing out loud

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Are those drugs finally starting to take effect?????

Oh shut it....are you going to tell my that your evil twin brother, whom neither of us has seen since that awful night in Vienna was the one who was humming that song?


*audible sound of door shutting behind them*


What the f**k?

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I still thank you for that cash you gave me because i went out and got a nice shower and then........


*gasps for air* \

Turn the page! TURN THE PAGE!!!!!!! eek!

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I still thank you for that cash you gave me because i went out and got a nice shower and then........


*gasps for air*

Oh look, someone accidentally erased the "Breathe in, turn page" part and put in "Breathe out, turn page" on both sides of the paper....

whistle

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Oh look, someone accidentally erased the "Breathe in, turn page" part and put in "Breathe out, turn page" on both sides of the paper....

whistle

*Hands extra copy from bra*eyes

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
\

Turn the page! TURN THE PAGE!!!!!!! eek! I dont know how scared

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I dont know how scared


I lol'd again....jesus, this is becoming a problem.

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh shut it....are you going to tell my that your evil twin brother, whom neither of us has seen since that awful night in Vienna was the one who was humming that song?


*audible sound of door shutting behind them*


What the f**k?

oh you mean Melanie? *eerie music starts playing*

What the f**k?

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I lol'd again....jesus, this is becoming a problem. Here, take some of these whistle

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*Hands extra copy from bra*eyes

damn goody three-shoes mad

Röland
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
oh you mean Melanie? *eerie music starts playing*

What the f**k?

Melanie is the name of your evil twin brother? blink

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
damn goody three-shoes mad

Shut your face fatty and read.mad

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
oh you mean Melanie? *eerie music starts playing*

What the f**k?

*From behind them in a falsetto voice, with a noticeable lisp, just like his brother....*

Hello boyssssssss. It'ssssss good to be back. diva

LethalFemme

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
His half twin brother/sister. They have the same mom and were concieved at the same time but, have five different fathers.ermm Ha Ha...Guilty

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
His half twin brother/sister. They have the same mom and were concieved at the same time but, have five different fathers.ermm

laughing Who were also his uncles.

Wolflet
laughing

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
laughing Who were also his uncles.

Rudolph, Blitzen, Dasher, Snap and Crackle.ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Ha Ha...Guilty

Did you forget to tell him you're his real mother?miffed

Dark Urizen

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Rudolph, Blitzen, Dasher, Snap and Crackle.ermm



Did you forget to tell him you're his real mother?miffed I was just waiting for the day me and him get married mad

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Well you know, this one time, there was a scavanger hunt, and well....long story short (which is in itself ironic), Michael became Melanie.... confused

Not to pick at a point, but, why is there ALWAYS a scavenger hunt involved with you when things go wrong?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Well you know, this one time, there was a scavanger hunt, and well....long story short (which is in itself ironic), Michael became Melanie.... confused

It's my fault. That was the time I learned when a man says no teeth he means it.weep

Röland
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Well you know, this one time, there was a scavanger hunt, and well....long story short (which is in itself ironic), Michael became Melanie.... confused

Oh I see by scavanger hunt you really mean sex change? 31

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I was just waiting for the day me and him get married mad

Wow...that sounds so texan...I mean....crap....I'm gonna get bashed for this right? sad ninja

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I was just waiting for the day me and him get married mad

He'd never marry you. You're his grandma.mad

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Wow...that sounds so texan...I mean....crap....I'm gonna get bashed for this right? sad ninja No, texas sucks

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Wow...that sounds so texan...I mean....crap....I'm gonna get bashed for this right? sad ninja

Axel may not, but I'm sure Alana will. smile

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