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Ho Ho Ass Ho

Poor little Elf, But still funny none the less.

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That was actually hilarious.

"The Night Santa Went Crazy"

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain.

Wewt! Weird Al!

Originally posted by rickyduck
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~

Thank god i met you

Didn't really laugh at the video, but I defiantly got the reference. Poor Kramer.

Originally posted by Dusty
Didn't really laugh at the video, but I defiantly got the reference. Poor Kramer.

Poor Kramer?

Even if he isn't a filthy racist, what kind of comic can't stand being heckled?.. Poor Kramer? **** that.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I thought his breakdown was hilarious, i would've stayed for it all and laughed all the way through it. Not because i'm a racist, but because it was just plain hilarious.

It was hilarious... Not as funny as his apology though.

Originally posted by Dusty
I am fond of Kramer as a television show character. But, what Michael Richards did publicly ruined his character 'Kramer' in many ways for me. This is why I say, "Poor Kramer".
My mistake... I've never actaully seen Seinfeld (as it's basically never shown on UK TV), so I always forget that Kramer is the character...

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Originally posted by Dusty
It's a common mistake. He's widely known only as 'Kramer'. The main reason he isn't casted into any movies. He's just too well known for his character.
Or he just flat out sucks.

Originally posted by trademark
Or he just flat out sucks. I dont know if you've ever seen Airheads. But he was in that, and that movie was funny/awesome.

No I have not seen it I might check it out but it will not change my opinion I don't like him I think he sucks.

Originally posted by trademark
No I have not seen it I might check it out but it will not change my opinion I don't like him I think he sucks. Have you ever seen his stand-up? He's hilarious.

No again the only one I saw is when he was being a racist and I did not like that one.