Michael Myers V.S. Jason
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Tyranno-Chris
Who would win? (In case you don't know, Michael has this mask) Michael was the first serial killer ever. And the best, quitest, and smartest. My moneys on Michael.
Tyranno-Chris
EDIT: This is the poster I made on the subject.
The Machine
Jason would kick Michael's ass. Compare the body counts. Jason has killed twice as many people as Michael's lame ass.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h77/Jayy11/JvM-Beyond-gif-2.gif
GAME OVER.
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I want Michael Myers to restart. We have this 2008 remake. Would they do it for the rest. And I also want Psycho 2...it has been 10 years.
Tyranno-Chris
Originally posted by The Machine
Jason would kick Michael's ass. Compare the body counts. Jason has killed twice as many people as Michael's lame ass.
GAME OVER.
Here is Jason's death bio: He has been sent to hell, blown up, dumped into space, drowned, etc. All resulting in him dying for years, the coming back.
What about Michael? Well, he has had a bunch of horrible, unpleasant things happen to him. But he lived every time.
Leathergien
michael and jason are exactly the same buff, fat, tall, strong, killers lol
but michaels series actually had a good story line not jusr pure killing like friday the 13th it was just murdering which is good but ill have to go with michael myers!
Tyranno-Chris
Originally posted by Leathergien
michael and jason are exactly the same buff, fat, tall, strong, killers lol
but michaels series actually had a good story line not jusr pure killing like friday the 13th it was just murdering which is good but ill have to go with michael myers!
Thanks man.

. For siding with me. But they're not really fat. It's probably muscle.

Espantada23
Originally posted by Wolfie
Is that Wolfie's mad face?...I love it when Wolfie gets mad...makes him that much more appealing...And isn't there already a thread like this one?
Pandemoniac
Hmm, the 'Should it have been Jason vs. Michael' thread probably
Espantada23
Yeah,that's the one.
Pandemoniac
Could try to dig that thread up, but this is something for the Vs thread on top.
Jason would smoke Micheal anyhow, if only on style points. For example; sleepingbag kill
Espantada23
Hey,Pandemoniac...where the zanaorias...or whatever?
Big Sexy
Jason by a mile. Michael has never shown to be on par with Jasons strench. When Michael bends people like a folding chair then he has a chance.
Big Sexy
Originally posted by Tyranno-Chris
Here is Jason's death bio: He has been sent to hell, blown up, dumped into space, drowned, etc. All resulting in him dying for years, the coming back.
What about Michael? Well, he has had a bunch of horrible, unpleasant things happen to him. But he lived every time. He was incapacitated for ten year after halloween two and a year between halloween 4 and 5. Hes had quite a few naps. And he gets smoked like a blunt at a college campus. But Halloween is the better series.
Tyranno-Chris
That wasn't him who was decappitated. Haven't you seen ressurection? It showed him strangeling th medic, then it showed him slinking off into the forest in the medic's uniform. The medic woke up in the back of Laurie's car, and she did her thing.
Tyranno-Chris
Go near the bottom of my profile on my myspace and on the right you should see a video. On it it will have a play button. Push it to see the Michael and Jason fight!
Here is the link:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=95374046
The Machine
Michael is a weakling. There is no comparison. Jason owns Michael like a little biotch.
Proof:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ww59WG8PqJ4
When you can show me something better with Miss Myers I'll think about it..............................but we know that it's not going to happen.
Jason wins.
THE END.
Tyranno-Chris
I laugh at that proof: hahahahahahahahaha! Do you think killing off real people will make Jason tougher than Michael? When Michael does the same exact thing? Jason may have more kills, but that's because Michael doesn't want to kill everyone he comes across. Michael is more stealthy, he is smarter, he could stand 10 feet away from someone and they wouldn't even know. Stealth would kill Jason, Michael; never dies.
PS: Michael is not a weakling, he is evil. Last I checked, evil wasn't that weak. If it was, we would be weak also, Because he's killed many,many of us and counting in his movies.
Big Sexy
Originally posted by Tyranno-Chris
I laugh at that proof: hahahahahahahahaha! Do you think killing off real people will make Jason tougher than Michael? When Michael does the same exact thing? Jason may have more kills, but that's because Michael doesn't want to kill everyone he comes across. Michael is more stealthy, he is smarter, he could stand 10 feet away from someone and they wouldn't even know. Stealth would kill Jason, Michael; never dies.
PS: Michael is not a weakling, he is evil. Last I checked, evil wasn't that weak. If it was, we would be weak also, Because he's killed many,many of us and counting in his movies. Not really is it the kill but the fashion. Jason bends men like lawn chairs, and hes pretty good at tossing a weapon. He would catch Michael twenty paces away before he gutted him open.
Big Sexy
Originally posted by Tyranno-Chris
That wasn't him who was decappitated. Haven't you seen ressurection? It showed him strangeling th medic, then it showed him slinking off into the forest in the medic's uniform. The medic woke up in the back of Laurie's car, and she did her thing. I said incapacitate, not decapitate.
BroLLy_LsSj
mmmmm Michael Myers The First boogyeman Vs Jason Voorhees The Psycho Serial Killer woahhh , mmmmm i love you michael but i pik jason , jason suffer too much like me , he is like me - The Lord Of Hatred -
BroLLy_LsSj
My diagnosis , THE MOVIE - WATCH IT - 1 HOUR , ENJOY FRIENDS

JASON VS MYERS
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4253382362441167098&q=jason
Tyranno-Chris
Going to watch it right now.
Tyranno-Chris
Originally posted by Big Sexy
Not really is it the kill but the fashion. Jason bends men like lawn chairs, and hes pretty good at tossing a weapon. He would catch Michael twenty paces away before he gutted him open.
Oh really? How many times has Jason been heard before he kills? Michael is hardly ever heard. Jason can't kill Michael because he can't die. But Jason is dead but is a zombie that won't stay dead. Michael is some-what smarter than Jason. Jason just believes everyone should die. Michael has his own sneaky ways of killing. Jason would get his arse handed to him. No, he would get his arse THROWN AT HIM!
Espantada23
LMFAO

Pandemoniac
Ow this could go on forever!
By the way, the supermarket has new carrots

LaHaine
Originally posted by Tyranno-Chris
Oh really? How many times has Jason been heard before he kills? Michael is hardly ever heard. Jason can't kill Michael because he can't die. But Jason is dead but is a zombie that won't stay dead. Michael is some-what smarter than Jason. Jason just believes everyone should die. Michael has his own sneaky ways of killing. Jason would get his arse handed to him. No, he would get his arse THROWN AT HIM!
no
Mattomic
Originally posted by LaHaine
no
Agreed!!!!
Tyranno-Chris
Originally posted by Mattomic
Agreed!!!! www.blinky-productions.com/mjv.html
Tyranno-Chris
www.blinky-productions.com/films.php
Look for a poster that has Michael and Jason on it and click it. Then watch it.
This is my diagnosis that Michael will pulverize Jason. *This video was not made by me* It was made by Chris R. Notarile
BroLLy_LsSj
Well every one watch the movie LOL , Jason win again.
Head Cut , Freddy pass away in the same form, now myers , WHOS NEXT???????????? LETTER FACE?
ENJOY COMRADES.
BroLLy_LsSj
tyranno
www.blinky-productions.com/films.php
THAT WAS FUN 4 REAL , freddy against michael myers then then wow COOL UNDERGROUND FILM

BroLLy_LsSj
SHOOT SHOOT OHH MAN OHHHH MAN THAT WAS ****INGGGGGGGGGGGG FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
http://www.blinky-productions.com/promocopy.html
WATCH IT , FREDDY VS MICHAEL , LETTER FACE ENTER , JASON ENTER AND ANDDDDDD PIN-HEAD LORD OF HELL OHHH MY
HOLLYWOOD MAKE A MOVIE LIK THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Tyranno-Chris
Watch the video with Michael and Jason on the poster.
It's Called: Friday the 31st Michael VS Jason. 22 mins, really good fight.

BroLLy_LsSj
WOW that was awsome , like a hollywood movie man wow , cool.

FRIDAY THE 13-31 Cool
Tyranno-Chris
I didn't make it. Give credit to www.blinky-productions.com

BroLLy_LsSj
i know , blinky productions owns.
Tyranno-Chris
And so, if you have watched the video, you will have saw Jason getting his ass kicked.

BroLLy_LsSj
nope , he don't feel pain , jason kick michael ass 2 , however! that fight was a draw , jason always go to michael , in round-2 jason will cut his head 4-sure.
Big Sexy
Originally posted by Tyranno-Chris
Oh really? How many times has Jason been heard before he kills? Michael is hardly ever heard. Jason can't kill Michael because he can't die. But Jason is dead but is a zombie that won't stay dead. Michael is some-what smarter than Jason. Jason just believes everyone should die. Michael has his own sneaky ways of killing. Jason would get his arse handed to him. No, he would get his arse THROWN AT HIM! Dude, Jason has stuffed his entire hand hrough a mans back before. I have never seen michael come close to that. Their strength levels are far apart. And second, brains are not an asset when one retard is barely smarter than the other.
Tyranno-Chris
Originally posted by BroLLy_LsSj
nope , he don't feel pain , jason kick michael ass 2 , however! that fight was a draw , jason always go to michael , in round-2 jason will cut his head 4-sure.
In the end only Michael was shown alive...
BroLLy_LsSj
Originally posted by Tyranno-Chris
In the end only Michael was shown alive...
Cristal Lake , jason can't die , jason is inside of the lake touches their machete and waiting 4 a real challenge .
However what happen in the other underground movie , funny too - JASON WON - head cut.
- Jason Can't D!E SON - and i like myers 2 , smart killer , is patient to kill and he is the first boogyeman .
Tyranno-Chris
Originally posted by BroLLy_LsSj
Cristal Lake , jason can't die , jason is inside of the lake touches their machete and waiting 4 a real challenge .
However what happen in the other underground movie , funny too - JASON WON - head cut.
- Jason Can't D!E SON - and i like myers 2 , smart killer , is patient to kill and he is the first boogyeman .
You make a good point. But I make a better one.
In the movie from blinky-productions.com it is obvious that Michael won. If you can see them fighting, you see Michael smear Jason's chicken-shit-ass everywhere. Stabbing him in the face, throwing him forward, slicing, stabbing him in the back, etc. And, when they fall in the lake, the next day, it shows Myers waking up and killing off two hikers. Michael splattered Jason everywhere. Jason got like 3 hits on Michael, and Michael kicked Jason's ass.

BroLLy_LsSj
Originally posted by Tyranno-Chris
You make a good point. But I make a better one.
In the movie from blinky-productions.com it is obvious that Michael won. If you can see them fighting, you see Michael smear Jason's chicken-shit-ass everywhere. Stabbing him in the face, throwing him forward, slicing, stabbing him in the back, etc. And, when they fall in the lake, the next day, it shows Myers waking up and killing off two hikers. Michael splattered Jason everywhere. Jason got like 3 hits on Michael, and Michael kicked Jason's ass.
Sure???
Jason broke myers arm badly 1
Jason take his knife and crash crash 2
Jason take him from his badly nek 3
Jason punch him like a PNCHING BAG 4
blah blah , by the way jason was much stronger , myers can't do nothing 2 stop him - REEMEMBER? - i do , in the last part .... WHO WON??? let me think
myers looks so weak against jason , last scene , when the car bang both , myers take jason from his nek and jason do the same thing - in the last part - but much! MUCH! stronger - are u forgot? - jason was unstoppable , myers try to cut him , myers try everything but jason always like nothing.
BroLLy_LsSj
But enought ,
like u said - In the end only Michael was shown alive...-
But HOW JASONNNNNNN DIE WITH A CAR ACCIDENT , impossible , u know it and i know .
4 me jason voorhees and michael myers are similar , tall , muscle , never talk , but myers is smart and patient and jason - brute force -
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BroLLy_LsSj
This is my walpaper
Jason http://jasonvoorhees.flogbrasil.terra.com.br/1163558259.jpg
BroLLy_LsSj
And my other favorite 1
Myers
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BroLLy_LsSj
SORRY ABOUT THE SPAM
BUT THERE HE IS
http://creature-corner.com/nextraimages/michaelmyerspic.jpg
Tyranno-Chris
Originally posted by BroLLy_LsSj
Sure???
Jason broke myers arm badly 1
Jason take his knife and crash crash 2
Jason take him from his badly nek 3
Jason punch him like a PNCHING BAG 4
blah blah , by the way jason was much stronger , myers can't do nothing 2 stop him - REEMEMBER? - i do , in the last part .... WHO WON??? let me think
myers looks so weak against jason , last scene , when the car bang both , myers take jason from his nek and jason do the same thing - in the last part - but much! MUCH! stronger - are u forgot? - jason was unstoppable , myers try to cut him , myers try everything but jason always like nothing.
Are you sure?!?!?!?
Michael had Jason on the ground stabbing him repeatedly in the back, in the face, when Myers had Jason in the face, Jason was desperate to get it out. Jason only had Michael a few times, and Michael kicked some butt with a damaged arm. Did you notice that Michael was the main one kicking butt? And that he stopped Jason's machete from getting lodged into Michael's face. Michael beat his butt. PLUS: he is smarter, patient, stealthy (more so than Jason stomping around), more clever, Jason was basically copied from the hulk. Too cheest if you ask me...

Tyranno-Chris
Are you sure?!?!?!?
Michael had Jason on the ground stabbing him repeatedly in the back, in the face, when Myers had Jason in the face, Jason was desperate to get it out. Jason only had Michael a few times, and Michael kicked some butt with a damaged arm. Did you notice that Michael was the main one kicking butt? And that he stopped Jason's machete from getting lodged into Michael's face. Michael beat his butt. PLUS: he is smarter, patient, stealthy (more so than Jason stomping around), more clever, Jason was basically copied from the hulk. Too cheesy if you ask me...
BroLLy_LsSj
Yeah! right
Son! jason is a killing machine and unstoppable , and reemember Jason cut myers HEAD - Jason Win - GaMe OvAh - whos next?
BroLLy_LsSj
And believe me! i like myers more then u
I'm watching horror movies many time before you born.
Tyranno-Chris
Originally posted by BroLLy_LsSj
Yeah! right
Son! jason is a killing machine and unstoppable , and reemember Jason cut myers HEAD - Jason Win - GaMe OvAh - whos next?
Did you see how many times Myers had Jason in alot of pain? I'm talking about the blink-productions video. Michael won in that won. Jason in the google video. I know that Michael won because he kicked Jason's ass. Watch it again and you'll see that Michael had Jason like 85% of the time. The only thing I saw Jason do was a few stabs, and damage Michael's arm. And remember that how you said Jason is so much stronger than Michael? Michael stopped Jason's machete at the first of the fight from opening his head. What's that tell you about their strength?
Tyranno-Chris
Hmmmmmm...............
Since you are belittleing Michael so much, let's use the Michael from Halloween 6: Curse of Michael Myers, you know, how he killed people by, impaling their head on a spike on a wall, ripping someones head off, blowing someone up, etc. You've seen it. RIGHT?

BroLLy_LsSj
Originally posted by Tyranno-Chris
Hmmmmmm...............
Since you are belittleing Michael so much, let's use the Michael from Halloween 6: Curse of Michael Myers, you know, how he killed people by, impaling their head on a spike on a wall, ripping someones head off, blowing someone up, etc. You've seen it. RIGHT?
Yes .
BroLLy_LsSj
Originally posted by Tyranno-Chris
Hmmmmmm...............
Since you are belittleing Michael so much, let's use the Michael from Halloween 6: Curse of Michael Myers, you know, how he killed people by, impaling their head on a spike on a wall, ripping someones head off, blowing someone up, etc. You've seen it. RIGHT?
What stop JASON? in blinky pro , a car , myers do scrach to jason.
Reemember that?
And by the way in a real movie jason CUT HIS HEAD 4 sure, what happen in google video , ohh i got aother video i will send u , happen the same shit , jason cut his head, 2 underground movies agaist 1 BUuUu and chill out ur not myers , im not jason , ur just a kid with good stamina and i am THE LORD OF HATRED.
BroLLy_LsSj
And chris CHECK THE POLL AND TELL ME WHO WINS

Tyranno-Chris
Originally posted by BroLLy_LsSj
And chris CHECK THE POLL AND TELL ME WHO WINS
Thats called an opinion. They think that Jason can kill Michael, when he can't. Not one thing gives Jason an advantage. They just think that Jason looks more intimidating.
BroLLy_LsSj
Originally posted by Tyranno-Chris
Thats called an opinion. They think that Jason can kill Michael, when he can't. Not one thing gives Jason an advantage. They just think that Jason looks more intimidating.
Ohhhh my , tell me who win the poll????????????????????????

IM_HALF_DEAD06
every 1 knowz tht michael would winn
Tyranno-Chris
YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Pandemoniac
Please keep in mind that this is a mere movie character discussion, nothing to get offencive about. Be nice
Tyranno-Chris
SIR YES SIR!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
BroLLy_LsSj
JASON JASON :P
Tyranno-Chris
JASON WOULD GET HIS BUTT KICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!
BroLLy_LsSj
Sunday December 25 IM ****ING DRUNK.
U WANNA DRINK WITH ME????? NO MY GENESIS IS MINE GO AWAY
Mider999
jason is to durable and strong, and his regeneration powers are amazing, read the new comics bloodbath, he gets a chunk blown out of him and he regrows it FAST like in seconds. Micheal has been shown to go into a kinda healing coma if he's hurt to badly like in part five after he got shot by who knows how many troopers, he also stays away from the cops, jason on the other hand took down an entire mercanry team with military training. Micheal is also not known for his speed, he's fast but not as fast as freddy, meaning he cant dodge jasons attacks like freddy could, one good hit and its all over probably, eventually jason would wear him down.
Up In Flames
Michael would win. I'm not basing my opinion on attributes though, but rather on the fact that I found Michael to be more scary than Jason was.
BroLLy_LsSj
Michael - 5
Jason - 13 - Go Hokey Mask -
Impediment
The Official VS. Thread "Who would Win"?
BackFire
Originally posted by Impediment
The Official VS. Thread "Who would Win"?
Yes, don't open any more please.
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