A Public Apology To Paris Hilton.

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=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

A Public Apology To Paris Hilton.

Dear Paris, I know you want me soooooo bad and that I have a sexy body.
I know I make it seem that you are the only one for me.
I never meant to lead you on, but I am in love with another woman.
I am sorry. 😮

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dear Paris, I know you want me soooooo bad and that I have a sexy body.
I know I make it seem that you are the only one for me.
I never meant to lead you on, but I am in love with another woman.
I am sorry. 😮
You could get the same "having sex with paris hilton" effect by having sex with a dog bone. Twice the fun and none of the regret. 😉

Mišt Senior Member

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Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

This seems familiar hmm

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You could get the same "having sex with paris hilton" effect by having sex with a dog bone. Twice the fun and none of the regret. 😉

Dog bone???? 😑 Dude, if Paris reads that it's gonna hurt her feelings. This isn't about hurting her, this is about how she can't have me . . . . this is about love.

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X- Restricted

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You could get the same "having sex with paris hilton" effect by having sex with a dog bone. Twice the fun and none of the regret. 😉
I smiled.

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dog bone???? 😑 Dude, if Paris reads that it's gonna hurt her feelings. This isn't about hurting her, this is about how she can't have me . . . . this is about love.
I'm sorry, but am i the only one that doesn't find a worn out pile of Jizzum attractive?!?!?

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
This seems familiar hmm

I sorta ripped the idea off of this genius thread maker guy, you wouldn't know him. 😗

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'm sorry, but am i the only one that doesn't find a worn out pile of Jizzum attractive?!?!?

A worn out pile of Jizzum, that's disgusting. I wouldn't find that attractive either.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
I smiled.
This ain't about you! 😠

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
A worn out pile of Jizzum, that's disgusting. I wouldn't find that attractive either.This ain't about you! 😠
I was relating Paris Hilton to the worn out pile of......

You know what, its not important. You have your sex fantasies about this dirty whore.

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X- Restricted

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
This ain't about you! 😠
It never is weep

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I sorta ripped the idea off of this genius thread maker guy, you wouldn't know him. 😗

Is his name Preston? I didn't know you could rip off yourself 😮 Sexy.

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
It never is weep
Oh, go cry in a bed...

Mine is open 😗

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
It never is weep

Okay, it is. 😊 hug

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X- Restricted

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Oh, go cry in a bed...

Mine is open 😗

Actually I will, see ya.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Is his name Preston? I didn't know you could rip off yourself 😮 Sexy.

No, his name is like Sherman Valencio, or Vincent Valegoso, or something like that . . . . Canadian I think, huge cock'n balls. 😉

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, his name is like Sherman Valencio, or Vincent Valegoso, or something like that . . . . Canadian I think, huge cock'n balls. 😉
what a man droolio

Kongu Dude Senior Member

Re: A Public Apology To Paris Hilton.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dear Paris, I know you want me soooooo bad and that I have a sexy body.
I know I make it seem that you are the only one for me.
I never meant to lead you on, but I am in love with another woman.
I am sorry. 😮

I see your point. 🙂

Not. 😐

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