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Dear Paris, I know you want me soooooo bad and that I have a sexy body.
I know I make it seem that you are the only one for me.
I never meant to lead you on, but I am in love with another woman.
I am sorry.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dear Paris, I know you want me soooooo bad and that I have a sexy body.
I know I make it seem that you are the only one for me.
I never meant to lead you on, but I am in love with another woman.
I am sorry. You could get the same "having sex with paris hilton" effect by having sex with a dog bone. Twice the fun and none of the regret.

petpet

This seems familiar hmm

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You could get the same "having sex with paris hilton" effect by having sex with a dog bone. Twice the fun and none of the regret.

Dog bone???? Dude, if Paris reads that it's gonna hurt her feelings. This isn't about hurting her, this is about how she can't have me . . . . this is about love.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You could get the same "having sex with paris hilton" effect by having sex with a dog bone. Twice the fun and none of the regret. I smiled.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dog bone???? Dude, if Paris reads that it's gonna hurt her feelings. This isn't about hurting her, this is about how she can't have me . . . . this is about love. I'm sorry, but am i the only one that doesn't find a worn out pile of Jizzum attractive?!?!?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
This seems familiar hmm

I sorta ripped the idea off of this genius thread maker guy, you wouldn't know him.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'm sorry, but am i the only one that doesn't find a worn out pile of Jizzum attractive?!?!?

A worn out pile of Jizzum, that's disgusting. I wouldn't find that attractive either.Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
I smiled. This ain't about you!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
A worn out pile of Jizzum, that's disgusting. I wouldn't find that attractive either.This ain't about you! I was relating Paris Hilton to the worn out pile of......

You know what, its not important. You have your sex fantasies about this dirty whore.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
This ain't about you! It never is weep

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I sorta ripped the idea off of this genius thread maker guy, you wouldn't know him.

Is his name Preston? I didn't know you could rip off yourself Sexy.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
It never is weep Oh, go cry in a bed...




Mine is open

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
It never is weep

Okay, it is. hug

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Oh, go cry in a bed...




Mine is open Actually I will, see ya.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Is his name Preston? I didn't know you could rip off yourself Sexy.

No, his name is like Sherman Valencio, or Vincent Valegoso, or something like that . . . . Canadian I think, huge cock'n balls.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, his name is like Sherman Valencio, or Vincent Valegoso, or something like that . . . . Canadian I think, huge cock'n balls. what a man droolio

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dear Paris, I know you want me soooooo bad and that I have a sexy body.
I know I make it seem that you are the only one for me.
I never meant to lead you on, but I am in love with another woman.
I am sorry.
I see your point.

Not.

Spend one night in paris for 175 Euro