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I understand you're new, and a lot of you like to use text talk, but here at KMC, we use a language called "English." This language has a lot of rules, but is really a beautiful language, and has many ways of displaying your opinion about something, and a wide array of descriptions.

i'm feeling numb...

don't project, don't connect...

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i'm feeling numb...

Capitalize the first letter of a sentence.

Originally posted by Dusty
Capitalize the first letter of a sentence.

since you gotta go...you better go now....go now gooooo noooooow.....oooohhhh we've already said..so long.....i don't wanna see you go...oh you better go now.....oooohhh gooooo nooow

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I understand you're new, and a lot of you like to use text talk, but here at KMC, we use a language called "English." This language has a lot of rules, but is really a beautiful language, and has many ways of displaying your opinion about something, and a wide array of descriptions. It's fantastic, really

riiight

This should be stickied.

I'm not quite sure whats going on. Someone want to fill me in!??

the very best in life is free....

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'm not quite sure whats going on. Someone want to fill me in!??

What flavor of jelly?

strawberry droolio

Get the jelly. . . tw*t! haermm

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'm not quite sure whats going on. Someone want to fill me in!?? I felt it was necessary to alret our large influx of new members that we use proper English here. That's it.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I felt it was necessary to alret our large influx of new members that we use proper English here. That's it. There are new members!??! scared

i don understnd dis english... evillaugh

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I felt it was necessary to alret our large influx of new members that we use proper English here. That's it.

and what if they're not from an english speaking country?

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
and what if they're not from an english speaking country?

West Virginia?

Originally posted by Lyna303
i don understnd dis english... evillaugh


hi wave

Originally posted by Dusty
West Virginia?

no...Sweden, Pakistan or even bloody Holland...

Originally posted by Strangelove
"Good word, bro"

"I don't even give a sh*t about the hives. I want jelly in the f*cking house! STAT! PRONTO! TONIGHT! I don't give a-I will break your neck and pour jelly all over your body and PRAY TO THE GODS OF JELLY TO BURN YOUR SOUL IN A JELLY-LIKE HELL. Now GET THE JELLY!"

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
hi wave hi i thought you hated me for winning one of the 1,000 posts in the 1,000,000 posts thread

Originally posted by Lyna303
hi i thought you hated me for winning one of the 1,000 posts in the 1,000,000 posts thread

i'm a lover not a hater... wait!.......you were saying?

Originally posted by Strangelove
Dane Cook's a silly *****

That he is.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
and what if they're not from an english speaking country? Then why are they posting on an English Only forum?

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i'm a lover not a hater... wait!.......you were saying?
what do you mean what was is saying?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Then why are they posting on an English Only forum?


good question...think about it this way...would you like to stick to f.ucking Pepsi throughout your whole life?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I understand you're new, and a lot of you like to use text talk, but here at KMC, we use a language called "English." This language has a lot of rules, but is really a beautiful language, and has many ways of displaying your opinion about something, and a wide array of descriptions.

Because, of course, only new members use poor spelling, punctuation, and grammar and older ones NEVER do.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Then why are they posting on an English Only forum?

Why not? A very large number of members here speak English as a second or third language. This isn't a US-based board, for that matter.

Originally posted by Lyna303
what do you mean what was is saying?


ah...forget it, my gem...how come i don't see you in the 1,000,000 thread anymore?

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
ah...forget it, my gem...how come i don't see you in the 1,000,000 thread anymore?
becuase its been taken over and the old members aren't there much anymore...its sad...

Originally posted by Lyna303
becuase its been taken over and the old members aren't there much anymore...its sad... I'm not in there as much as I used to for that reason

Originally posted by Lana



Why not? A very large number of members here speak English as a second or third language. This isn't a US-based board, for that matter. I'm well aware of that. I've come across a few German and French posters, but they had ample English skills.

Originally posted by Lyna303
becuase its been taken over and the old members aren't there much anymore...its sad...

MG, Doc, Scotte and Pict are there almost all of the time...

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
MG, Doc, Scotte and Pict are there almost all of the time... and me

Originally posted by Blanka
and me

yes, and you...

Originally posted by Blanka
and me

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I'm well aware of that. I've come across a few German and French posters, but they had ample English skills.

Not everyone can speak perfect English, though. Yeah, it drives me insane when people use textspeak and such, but if it's someone who's not a native speaker and sometimes messes up their spelling or grammar, or doesn't capitalize properly, what's the big deal?

A very large percentage of the people on KMC are not native English speakers. I'm sure I could name a few and you'd have no idea.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
MG, Doc, Scotte and Pict are there almost all of the time... apparently not when im on...i see MG though

Originally posted by Lana

A very large percentage of the people on KMC are not native English speakers. I'm sure I could name a few and you'd have no idea.

My native language is Klingon.

Also, JavaScript.

Originally posted by Lana
Not everyone can speak perfect English, though. Yeah, it drives me insane when people use textspeak and such, but if it's someone who's not a native speaker and sometimes messes up their spelling or grammar, or doesn't capitalize properly, what's the big deal?

A very large percentage of the people on KMC are not native English speakers. I'm sure I could name a few and you'd have no idea. I completely agree with you. This was thread was for the purposes of eliminating text talk. Namely the mention of in in the initial post.

Originally posted by Dusty
My native language is Klingon.

Also, JavaScript. Tee-hee. Klingon. That sounds durty.

Yes, it's spelt Durty now.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I understand you're new, and a lot of you like to use text talk, but here at KMC, we use a language called "English." This language has a lot of rules, but is really a beautiful language, and has many ways of displaying your opinion about something, and a wide array of descriptions.

u tel thm tiger. w00t

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I understand you're new, and a lot of you like to use text talk, but here at KMC, we use a language called "English." This language has a lot of rules, but is really a beautiful language, and has many ways of displaying your opinion about something, and a wide array of descriptions. Huh? (Drops cookie Dough)shut up to all you noobs he's just anal about text never mind him.Hes just looking for something to make fun of.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I understand you're new, and a lot of you like to use text talk, but here at KMC, we use a language called "English." This language has a lot of rules, but is really a beautiful language, and has many ways of displaying your opinion about something, and a wide array of descriptions.

zOMG!!!11one!one1
LOLz U RoxAz keep up D good WRk
KThxBai doped

i c wat u mean.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I felt it was necessary to alret our large influx of new members that we use proper English here. That's it.
Yes let's ''alret'' them. This thread is nothing else than pointless bitching and trying to sound intelligent...

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I understand you're new, and a lot of you like to use text talk, but here at KMC, we use a language called "English." This language has a lot of rules, but is really a beautiful language, and has many ways of displaying your opinion about something, and a wide array of descriptions. .... that made me feel all gooey

I have noticed some members using text language on here. If I have used it, which I may have a couple of times, I do apologize. I do not write full sentences in it however, as I think it can be very hard to read.

Let's keep this thread alive so that all these "Newbs" Get the picture. Or sticky this thread.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I felt it was necessary to alret our large influx of new members that we use proper English here. That's it.

Not all new members use this text talk. I may be from Italy but I know what english is. And I do not need a link taking me to something.

I did not understand that

Originally posted by Slay
Van Der Sar> Casillas

Van der Sar > 50

Originally posted by Bardock42
Van der Sar > 50
What?

It says all the newbies, but people that may not be new on here could type in text, sms language.

Originally posted by Slay
What?

He is old.

Originally posted by drewbiefan
It says all the newbies, but people that may not be new on here could type in text, sms language.
You joined this month, you are a newbie.

Originally posted by Bardock42
He is old.
So are Kahn and Lehman, you cockgobbler. Besides most great goalies are ''at age''.
Even Casillas is closing in on 30.

Well i am not totally new, but I am not using sms language though so that cannot be aimed at me!
I said that there may be none newbies on here that could be writing in sms so why is this thread aimed at just newbies? forexample i am not using text!

Originally posted by drewbiefan
Well i am not totally new, but I am not using sms language though so that cannot be aimed at me!
I said that there may be none newbies on here that could be writing in sms so why is this thread aimed at just newbies? forexample i am not using text!
But you don't capitalize the words you begin a sentence with, you forget spaces, and you don't capitalize the word ''I''. On KMC, they lynch you for that.

And, by popular unwritten KMC rules you stop being a newbie after you've been here for a year.

Originally posted by Slay
So are Kahn and Lehman, you cockgobbler. Besides most great goalies are ''at age''.
Even Casillas is closing in on 30.

Yeah, I was just making a statement about him being old. I was quite fond of him in the 90s. Besides his club kicking my favourite clubs ass (which made me unhappy).

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I was just making a statement about him being old. I was quite fond of him in the 90s. Besides his club kicking my favourite clubs ass (which made me unhappy). He's a good goalie. Not many goalies become the first goalie of their teams at age 18 and win the Champions League two years later... actually he's the only one that did that. You might appreciate the vid I have linked in my sig.

I often forget about capitializing the I! I do not forgot on actual paper but it is very easy to forget over a computer. And that is not so text language. They are generally meaning the ones that write words like this "4rom" instead of "from", I am not doing that on this forum, I only use individual lettering like that, which does not really make my sentences hard to read like proper text language does.
Well maybe those that have been on here for longer would not use text language, but some people could
But some individual letters can easily be forgotten in the capitializing part.

Originally posted by Slay
He's a good goalie. Not many goalies become the first goalie of their teams at age 18 and win the Champions League two years later... actually he's the only one that did that. You might appreciate the vid I have linked in my sig.

I will watch it. I am not into Football much anymore. Was never that big of a fan, but I am totally out of touch.

Originally posted by drewbiefan
I often forget about capitializing the I! I do not forgot on actual paper but it is very easy to forget over a computer. And that is not so text language. They are generally meaning the ones that write words like this "4rom" instead of "from", I am not doing that on this forum, I only use individual lettering like that, which does not really make my sentences hard to read like proper text language does.
Well maybe those that have been on here for longer would not use text language, but some people could
But some individual letters can easily be forgotten in the capitializing part.
Oh no, they're not just talking about text language. Even the smallest mistake can be fatal. Especially watch out around Syren. fear

Originally posted by Bardock42
I will watch it. I am not into Football much anymore. Was never that big of a fan, but I am totally out of touch.
Warhammer took up all your time?

Oh I see But still, you surely must understand what I mean when it is actually easy to forget about the I's.

Originally posted by drewbiefan
Oh I see But still, you surely must understand what I mean when it is actually easy to forget about the I's.
No, not really. ermm

Originally posted by Slay
Warhammer took up all your time?

Partly I suppose. Football is just nothing I am too interested in. My peers neither so that is pretty useful.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Partly I suppose. Football is just nothing I am too interested in. My peers neither so that is pretty useful.
Either way, I want to **** Heidi Klum. Although not so much now she has had a baby...

Originally posted by Slay
Either way, I want to **** Heidi Klum. Although not so much now she has had a baby...

Didn't she have like 3 now? But I find her very beautiful.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Let's keep this thread alive so that all these "Newbs" Get the picture. Or sticky this thread.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Didn't she have like 3 now? But I find her very beautiful.
Yeah, but after a woman has a baby her vagine hang like wizard sleeve.
Haha, Borat, cracks me up...

Sorry, I just do not understand hw one letter can make such an issue
I know it is still there but it hardly makes the sentence hard to read. Many many people forget, it is not such a prblem, just one letter!

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah, but after a woman has a baby her vagine hang like wizard sleeve.
Haha, Borat, cracks me up...

I wouldn't know. On either count.

i ttly agre wit kinokingS des no0bs ned tu lern sum inglis mn .

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
This should be stickied.

No it shouldn't.

Originally posted by drewbiefan
Well i am not totally new, but I am not using sms language though so that cannot be aimed at me!
I said that there may be none newbies on here that could be writing in sms so why is this thread aimed at just newbies? forexample i am not using text!

I pointed that out already.

It was fairly ignored.

Lana's Sig is scary. oh

It kinda reminds me of LOTR.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
It kinda reminds me of LOTR.
Law of the Retards? hmm

Lord of the Rings.
You were close though.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Lord of the Rings.
You were close though.
I see.

Yeah, I was pretty close. swe_bum_3

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
I see.

Yeah, I was pretty close. swe_bum_3 They're essentially the same thing.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
They're essentially the same thing.
Yeah.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Lana's Sig is scary. oh



No it's not

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
It kinda reminds me of LOTR.

Yeah, she kind of looks like Galadriel.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
They're essentially the same thing.

icon5 Lord of the Rings is awesome. Ever read the books? Or have you only seen the movies? Because if you've only seen the movies your opinion is null and void

It doesnt bother me how someone speaks so long as I can understand what they mean to say... Im no ones English teacher and certainly not a nit picker.

I've only watched Three of the LOTR Movies.

Have I missed something? ermmnone

Originally posted by Lana
No it's not



Yeah, she kind of looks like Galadriel.



icon5 Lord of the Rings is awesome. Ever read the books? Or have you only seen the movies? Because if you've only seen the movies your opinion is null and void I have, I was just kidding around. I'm actually a large LOTR fan.

Originally posted by Lana
No it's not



Yeah, she kind of looks like Galadriel.



icon5 Lord of the Rings is awesome. Ever read the books? Or have you only seen the movies? Because if you've only seen the movies your opinion is null and void

Read the first one, was horrible. Started the second got worse. Was blinded temporarily.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I have, I was just kidding around. I'm actually a large LOTR fan.
WoW sucks, but LOTR is kinda great. hmm

Originally posted by Bardock42
Read the first one, was horrible. Started the second got worse. Was blinded temporarily. Originally posted by Kongu Dude
WoW sucks, but LOTR is kinda great. hmm Yeah, WoW was pretty lame and overrated. Just like Halo.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Yeah, WoW was pretty lame and overrated. Just like Halo.
That's exactly my point.

They're too overrated, and WoW isn't that great.

You pay money for becoming a geek?

Lame. ermm