Rocky versus Wolverine in fist fight

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masterbruce Senior Member

Rocky versus Wolverine in fist fight

In light of the new Rocky movie coming out, I thought this would be a good fight.

who would win? 😄

Rocky and his iron face or wolverine and his adamantium knuckles?

both guys can take incredible amounts of punishment

Entity Illuminati Founder

Is that who he fights in Rocky 6? 😆
Rocky 10000000000000000000000/10 😛

Howard_Jones Restricted

Dude, Rocky is Skyfather level. Odin fears Rocky Balboa.

Evangel94 Premium Member
Originally posted by Howard_Jones
Odin fears Balboa.

Greatest line ever.

masterbruce Senior Member
Originally posted by Howard_Jones
Dude, Rocky is Skyfather level. Odin fears Rocky Balboa.

to be fair, in this fight there is no prep. So Rocky doesn't get the obligatory musical training sequence he always gets prior to his fights.

Badabing Gym rat

Originally posted by Howard_Jones
Dude, Rocky is Skyfather level. Odin fears Rocky Balboa.

I couldn't agree more.

darthgoober Senior Member

Originally posted by masterbruce
to be fair, in this fight there is no prep. So Rocky doesn't get the obligatory musical training sequence he always gets prior to his fights.

But does the theme song start at any point DURING the fight? Cause THAT'S what will decide the outcome.

masterbruce Senior Member
Originally posted by darthgoober
But does the theme song start at any point DURING the fight? Cause THAT'S what will decide the outcome.

hmmmm, taking away that would be like taking away wolverine's healing factor so I'm inclined to say that it will be allowed

Nikkolas Restricted

Hulk Hogan beats them all.

darthgoober Senior Member

Originally posted by masterbruce
hmmmm, taking away that would be like taking away wolverine's healing factor so I'm inclined to say that it will be allowed

In that case, they go back and forth for 11 rounds with Wolverine dominating for the most part(Rocky probably gets knocked down twice for an 8 count each round, and never manages to knock Wolverine down, but he DOES get in a couple of good shots). Then in the 12th round, he gets knocked down twice again, but while the ref is counting the theme music starts. Rocky starts having flashbacks of his past fights, and training with Mickey, then he gets up and beats the living piss out of Wolverine who goes down hard. Rocky wins.

Badabing Gym rat

When some body even thinks of challenging Rocky two things occur instantly: He raises his arms and then the montages start. Raised arms and montages pwns all.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7wSkGQHL_9M
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cavFoyYJwPQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YfFvKyLrGYc
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IDko7Utfqdg

Howard_Jones Restricted
Originally posted by masterbruce
hmmmm, taking away that would be like taking away wolverine's healing factor so I'm inclined to say that it will be allowed

Eye of the Tiger plays, Wolverine dies.

Badabing Gym rat

Originally posted by Nikkolas
Hulk Hogan beats them all.

WRONG!

Howard_Jones Restricted
Originally posted by Badabing
WRONG!

Very Wrong

lorddreamer Senior Member
Originally posted by masterbruce
hmmmm, taking away that would be like taking away wolverine's healing factor so I'm inclined to say that it will be allowed

No, it's more like taking away his legs, arms and mouth. Rocky always has a healing power, he just lacks the actual boxing skill it takes to take advantage.

This is totally unfair. Rocky with the music is like... Bruce Banner without his powers or Batman with prep or Superman without the sun! Or Batman without prep!!

Nikkolas Restricted
Originally posted by Badabing
WRONG!

That was Thunderlips who existed before Hulkamania was even born. Hulkamania was officially born or came to power in 1984 when Hogan beat the Iron Sheik for the WWF Title. He would go on to slam Andre the Giant, take two of Earthquake's finishers when one previously broke his ribs and basically dominated for an entire decade. Rocky beat Ivan Drago who was a steroid abuser but he never did anything like tip over a car with four full-grown men did which is what Andre did. Hogan beat Andre.

Honestly. He'll get pounded on till he's a bloody mess but then he'll Hulk Up and nothing Rocky has will even tickle him. 3 punches, Big Boot and Leg Drop. Hogan wins all with that combo.

Howard_Jones Restricted

Originally posted by Nikkolas
That was Thunderlips who existed before Hulkamania was even born. Hulkamania was officially born or came to power in 1984 when Hogan beat the Iron Sheik for the WWF Title. He would go on to slam Andre the Giant, take two of Earthquake's finishers when one previously broke his ribs and basically dominated for an entire decade. Rocky beat Ivan Drago who was a steroid abuser but he never did anything like tip over a car with four full-grown men did which is what Andre did. Hogan beat Andre.

Honestly. He'll get pounded on till he's a bloody mess but then he'll Hulk Up and nothing Rocky has will even tickle him. 3 punches, Big Boot and Leg Drop. Hogan wins all with that combo.

Though I'm an avid Hogan fan, Rocky would stomp Hulkamania. He's the only force who could do so.

Odin fears Hulkamania as well though.