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Last nights drink with friends got a little out of hand and for the first time in years I (and all the people we were with) were given our "ticket" from a pub we sometimes use.

To those outside the UK, that means we've been banned from drinking there again as a result of our.........errrr.........over zealous behaviour, shall we say.

Right now I have that horrible "morning after" feeling.

I'd welcome any hugs or loving comments right now to make me feel better.

I will refrain from the hugs, and rather say; good for you! now if you do the same in all the pubs in the city...

Eeeeeek! No thanks, I'd have to travel too far for a drink.

I feel really bad actually, it wasn't really me that got us in trouble. My one friend passed out outside and thats how the trouble started with the landlady. To be honest, it was my idea to start drinking double shots with our drinks so I do feel responsible.

well, it's only one pub. now, have you learned an important lesson from this?

Yes, never suggest drinking double shots when there are women in the round too.

excactly...so same thing next weekend eh?

Yup, except the women aren't invited.

ah, I see

Mrs.Mech is still in bed suffering.

and won't go out on town for weeks?

She says that but I think she's out next Saturday with a friend from school. The perfect opportunity for me to go out myself.

(Hug)

(Loving comment)

Spank you Ush, spank you very much.

I knew you would appreciate the understated male-type emotion behind the words, Mech.

I do, I do.

My mate Martin and I have developed this rather nice thing where we phone each other the morning after a lash up, just to reassure whoever was most drunk that they were okay and they didn't make too much of a fool of themselves. It usually goes something like this.....

MM: You alright?
M: Yup, you?
MM: Sound. You feelin' rough?
M: Yup, you?
MM: Oh yeah.
M: Fancy a pint this afternoon to feel better?
MM: Oh yeah.

Its there if you read in between the lines.

well nice goin' seems a bit strange tho
and as long as u didn't get kicked out of ur favorite bar it doesn't matter
they closed my and my friends's favorite bar (that totally sucks )

it's not that it was the ONLY one in town!

oh mech btw, how are you now?

Feelin' top notch today thanks.

Its not my local or even one I use that regular so I'm not really bothered. The only problem I'll have is that Mrs.MM's aunt and uncle live right by there and they always ask us to meet them there for a drink. I wonder how I'll explain my way out of that next time.

so you'll get drunk there too huh?

No you fool!

They ask us to meet in the pub I am now banned from!

so you'll put on a fake nose?

And glasses.

and a fake beard?

Would have to be fake I'm afraid, when I grow one I look like a bum. I never get that cool rugged look when I haven't shaven, I just look like I've been sleeping rough.

*starts whisseling tune of Inspector Gadget*

6 minutes Dougie Fresh you're on.

(Silly joke that nobody will get unless they were into hip hop in the early 80's)

problem is, I wasn't even around in the early '80s
boy, that must make you feel old

Well yeah, kinda.

look at it this way:
you've got a lot of experience

Plus I earn good money, my car insurance is cheaper, I get to drink as much and as often as I like, I get laid regular, I can stay up as late as I like, I can have lots of credit and I don't have to go to school anymore.

Yup, being old is pretty good.

Now thems good reasons old is good, and I get the Dougie Fresh link/

Good stuff.

I had champagne last night.

Nice, I hope you shared.

champagne is good, especially if you dont drink it that often.

I'm sure that it would still be good if your drank it quite often.

My fav is Asti Spumanti.

well, yeah, but it might be a litle too....hmzz...what do you say in english....too stifling?

I'm afraid I donlike that I wouldn't even call it champagne, in fact it cannot be called champagne unless it is from the reims region in Francais.


Billy, Stifling would mean hot or suffocating or muggy.

well as long as it kinda tastes like it it's good enough for me, tho the best is the real champagne ofcourse but kinda expensif

If you want a cheaper version, try Cold Duck.

Ha ha, Mech got "86ed".

I've never been banned. But this one time about six of us went into Applebee's to watch a Minnesota Twins baseball game. Applebee's (to those of you who don't know) is kind of a family restarurant, but they all have a bar at them.

So we go in there around 6 PM, and start ordering 22oz. beers. Now the ***** of it was, we knew one of the waitresses. She is a hot little number who was serving us free drinks.

Well, when you're not spending money other than on tips, you tend to drink a lot more. We drank A LOT. We were there until about midnight. We were routy and obnoxious. Everytime I got up to go to the bathroom, I would slap my hot waitress friend on the ass. . . even when she was serving another customer. She's been one of my best girlfriends for a couple of years, so she just laughed. But I felt so bad. She's trying to wait on a family, and I would come by and grab her ass.

She told me the next day the manager was about to kick us out, but Stephanie (waitress) talked him into only cutting us off.

This was on a Tuesday night, too.

Applebee's is cool good food as well

Is it?

yes they have actually good food

I'll keep it in mind.

They just finished building an AppleBee's here in York. Its always packed. We're getting an OutBack Steakhouse too. They're awesome.


ToMacco, you are such a rotten bastard.



You would be so much fun to party with !!!

Pardon!!!!

Oops.

*Jar Jar Binks smile*

Ah, you could be sayin mesa clumsy.

"Cheatsy" is the word you're looking for.

Tee hee, Gundy's been "putting out the vibe" while you've been away queeq. She's all woman and cannot be left unattended.

But she hasn't been unattended.

Thanks Mech.

*puts huge flashing neon sign on top of Mech's house that says "ATTENTION ALL ALIENS - MECH IS IN HERE !!*

*removes all pillows from Mech's bedroom*

That will fix your ass.

As for Corran, we've just been having a friendly discussion over alcohol, sandwiches and bedclothing.

Huh, huh you said Bedclothing.

*takes popcorn, installs camera*

yerss are u really gonna sink to that level,
oops u already did

just taping it for queeq

What is all this? Shooting a new film called "Gundy does the Boards"?

Swine !

*smack*

As you know, my blockade is perfectly legal.

both of them?

yikes

YERSSOT !!!

GUNDARK !!
*hugggggggggggggggg*

I'll think of you when I'm at the beach next week. At the ice cream place having belgium waffles and ice cream.

I always think about you

*hugs gundy*

enjoy the ice cream for me, even the waffle, too.

I`ll take the ice cream, waffles not today

Gundy, can I watch you eat the Ice-cream please?

oh Corran you are scary, hide you dolls Yersie

yers mad a funny comment that didnt put us to sleep

Yes.... scary thought.

And queeq didn't miss it, obviously.

How could I miss THOSE!

Pervert.

You love me for it.

it's all about the money

Is it?

it's all about the dum dum dumbidum too

I dont think its funny

To see you post anyway?

Gundy, please remove that sign and put all my pillows back.

brummie man is not making any sense

Just read back a couple of pages.

doesnt matter, brummie boys dont make any sens what so ever

Then again, who does around here?

*walks in*
hello hello hello

*waits till laughtape stops*
what did I miss?

Your departure.

you mean yerssot has left the building?

Forever. And the building too.

We'll never be that lucky queeq, the only thing we can hope is that Yerss becomes so fat from eating waffles he can't sit at his computer desk and reach the keyboard, hence not be able to come online anymore.

He'll just get some mechanical claw-like thingys then.


Kind of late to remove that sign, Mech. I hear an odd humming sound coming from behind your garden.

I don't need my pillows to hide from them, I'll just put this balaclava on backwards.

Well in that case, I'll simply crouch under this ironing board. They'll never find me here.

*puts signs next to the ironing board with "Gundark hides here"*

hmm yerss don't wreck the game

*best secretly voice*
the.... game!

*hides behind yersssssss*


oh, BTW, yersssssss, your hotmail account is full. my email didn't reach you.

452 Out of memory

lol could be

*checks mailaccount*
errr...Kay... it's empty...

don't send anything bigger then 2 megs

aah well hotmail ain't that bug-free u know

of course it isn't! it's from microsoft!

yea d'uhh

it was 16 words.

The car started up for dad, of course, we are home now. I am online.

keo

That's what couldn't fit in your email.

yayy! you're online
don't know what happened, something that small should have arrived!

anyway, good that the car is back!