How to Create your own WHOB !

Started by Lord Urizen2 pages

How to Create your own WHOB !

This is the Secret Formula for creating your very own WHOB !

You take attributes of other members, mix them together in the melting pot, let it simmer, and you got yourself a ready-to-torment Whob troll !

After much consideration, study, KMC research, and testing, I have finally found the formula to create a life-like Whobdamandog !

Formula:

-Take 2 Scoops of JesusisAlive

-Extract careful amounts of the utter stupidity from ADarksiedJedi

-Mix in 50% Lord xyz and AC's insult factor

-Add a dash of Regret's stubborness

-Capture the scent of Feceman's sh*t

-Harness Lord Urizen's sex drive, suppress it, do not release

-Add 5 ounces of Bardock's sarcasm

-Mix in carefully with Sithsaber's usual absurdity

Heat these ingredients, wait 5 minutes....

-then season with a few dashes of PVS' sexual frustration

-stir some of Debbiejo's randomness

Let all this bullshit simmer......

Open the pot, and you got yourself a REAL LIFE WHOBDAMANDOG ! READY TO HARASS!

If this is anything but an attempt to provoke people I'll personally send you an apology for reporting it ermm

Not only do you suck, but you use people as ingridients.......

Originally posted by JacopeX
Not only do you suck, but you use people as ingridients.......

Doesn't everyone? dustysrug

I thought it was funny ermm

Originally posted by Dusty
Doesn't everyone? dustysrug

Add a pinch of Dusty, allow to simmer for 3 seconds and then take cover as the explosion of secks erupts all over the kitchen floor ermm

Isn't desperately seeking attention by sacrificing your dignity part of being a Whob.

Re: How to Create your own WHOB !

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
This is the Secret Formula for creating your very own [b]WHOB !

You take attributes of other members, mix them together in the melting pot, let it simmer, and you got yourself a ready-to-torment Whob troll !

After much consideration, study, KMC research, and testing, I have finally found the formula to create a life-like Whobdamandog !

Formula:

-Take 2 Scoops of JesusisAlive

-Extract careful amounts of the utter stupidity from ADarksiedJedi

-Mix in 50% Lord xyz and AC's insult factor

-Add a dash of Regret's stubborness

-Capture the scent of Feceman's sh*t

-Harness Lord Urizen's sex drive, suppress it, do not release

-Add 5 ounces of Bardock's sarcasm

-Mix in carefully with Sithsaber's usual absurdity

Heat these ingredients, wait 5 minutes....

-then season with a few dashes of PVS' sexual frustration

-stir some of Debbiejo's randomness

Let all this bullshit simmer......

Open the pot, and you got yourself a REAL LIFE WHOBDAMANDOG ! READY TO HARASS! [/B]

It claims 'groupthink' too 😱

That's such an incredibly good thread.

Originally posted by Syren
Add a pinch of Dusty, allow to simmer for 3 seconds and then take cover as the explosion of secks erupts all over the kitchen floor ermm
😄

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
This is the Secret Formula for creating your very own [b]WHOB !

You take attributes of other members, mix them together in the melting pot, let it simmer, and you got yourself a ready-to-torment Whob troll !

After much consideration, study, KMC research, and testing, I have finally found the formula to create a life-like Whobdamandog !

Formula:

-Take 2 Scoops of JesusisAlive

-Extract careful amounts of the utter stupidity from ADarksiedJedi

-Mix in 50% Lord xyz and AC's insult factor

-Add a dash of Regret's stubborness

-Capture the scent of Feceman's sh*t

-Harness Lord Urizen's sex drive, suppress it, do not release

-Add 5 ounces of Bardock's sarcasm

-Mix in carefully with Sithsaber's usual absurdity

Heat these ingredients, wait 5 minutes....

-then season with a few dashes of PVS' sexual frustration

-stir some of Debbiejo's randomness

Let all this bullshit simmer......

Open the pot, and you got yourself a REAL LIFE WHOBDAMANDOG ! READY TO HARASS! [/B]

*gives it a try...*

Oh shit!

I burnt the poor mother****er. shock

SECKSPLOSION!

You missed Ultraman, you need at least 2 dashes of him to make a good troll ermm

Indeed. Otherwise, you just get one batch of Strangelove, serves 12. ermm

And I taste terrible ermm

Unless you're a German scientist. Then you taste like bratwurst. ermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
You missed Ultraman, you need at least 2 dashes of him to make a good troll ermm

What the hell is your problem, you troll?

Now, now, don't be hasty people.....

Let us take joy in the fact that Whob's makings have been discovered. Soon we can find the cure....

Jacope X....go get a blowjob.....

Re: How to Create your own WHOB !

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
This is the Secret Formula for creating your very own [b]WHOB !

You take attributes of other members, mix them together in the melting pot, let it simmer, and you got yourself a ready-to-torment Whob troll !

After much consideration, study, KMC research, and testing, I have finally found the formula to create a life-like Whobdamandog !

Formula:

-Take 2 Scoops of JesusisAlive

-Extract careful amounts of the utter stupidity from ADarksiedJedi

-Mix in 50% Lord xyz and AC's insult factor

-Add a dash of Regret's stubborness

-Capture the scent of Feceman's sh*t

-Harness Lord Urizen's sex drive, suppress it, do not release

-Add 5 ounces of Bardock's sarcasm

-Mix in carefully with Sithsaber's usual absurdity

Heat these ingredients, wait 5 minutes....

-then season with a few dashes of PVS' sexual frustration

-stir some of Debbiejo's randomness

Let all this bullshit simmer......

Open the pot, and you got yourself a REAL LIFE WHOBDAMANDOG ! READY TO HARASS! [/B]


You forgot to put in Barkers "13". 13

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
What the hell is your problem, you troll?
Oh yes, I call you a troll and your reaction is to call me a troll.

How original. And witty, too. I relent. You win. Oh my, how soundly I have been defeated