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OK, so the record company wanted me to have a new website. Naturally, they wanted kevinwilliams.com but some other Kevin Williams owns it. BUT WHY MUST HE HAVE THIS PROFESSION???? NOOOOO!!!!! OUT OF ALL THE JOBS!!!!

Check it out at www.kevinwilliams.com

(And don't bother thinking that it is really me!)

lol, hope that ain't u what a morronic head

I know!

It's not fair!!! Why?????

cause well the guy's an ass

Oh no!!! It gets worse too! Click on one of his pics.

where do u think I got the ass comment from

that is funny BB

yea I think so too, tho I doubt he thinks so

oh noo!..u gotta warn someone before poppin a site like that...jesus.
My god...hideous

maybe you should change from bad boy to zoolander

Hmph!

hehe!

He seemed to be a porn star!

Now that is genuinely funny.

bweach!...sick ppl doin those sites!

Hehehe..he's a ho.

DIMMYYYYYY miss you.

Thats a sick link and I hope it gets erased, I clicked it cus I was a little confused as to what this chaps site was about and I see a big white ass!

I'm gonna delete it from my history too, don't want Mrs.MM seeing that and thinking I've gone all fruity on her.

Yeah well, think when my single is released (ok then, IF) people will want to go on a website about me. Naturally they will type in kevinwilliams.com but when they do think of the embarrisment! WHY ME??????? Why couldn't my parents call me something like Cuthburt or Englefish?

Just point it out to your record company and manager and get them to buy the rights to the site from the strange bloke.

Tee hee, that reminds me.....

One of the purchasers I used to deal with was soooo bloody posh we nicknamed him "Cuthbert Smallpiece". That still cracks me up years later.

long time no see! Glad your back!

Booty boy looks like a total divo(male diva), he's not going to sell.
You dont want to get that ass of his all shook up either!
Well maybe mech does.

*Shudders*

*vomits*

Ooo looky, pavement Pizza.

*curses kevin williams*
not you bad boy

Good thing I read posts about the links before I click the links.

lol, well I thought it was pretty funny , I expected worse too be honnest

Expected worse or wanted worse?

Maybe this will actually work in your favor..people like scandal

There's no such thing as bad publicity, so they say.

you want to try that out Corran

Actually I would like to, however I am unable to as I am not famous and would not warrant the attention to gain any publicity. If anyone knows someone who could get me a big part in a big movie and thus make me famous I promise to try out the bad publicity experiment.

expected corran