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LanceWindu
Now get to posting.
Vinny Valentine
w00t
Can I have some money.
Thorinn
Whip your son.
Vegas
Can I be the family goldfish?
LethalFemme
I'm the oldest.ermm
TheKingofKINGS!
What about me?
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm the oldest.ermm
*Changes LF's face cream with whip cream*
Originally posted by Thorinn
Whip your son.
Ex nay on the Hipw ay.
Thorinn
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Changes LF's face cream with whip cream*
Ex nay on the Hipw ay. O
kay. ermm
JacopeX
Can I borrow some sugar?
§P0oONY
I always treated you like a brother LW.... weep
LanceWindu
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm the oldest.ermm
So you are...shrug...after awhile the ages all blend together.
Vinny Valentine
I'm the youngest
LF Beats me up.weep
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Now get to posting. I'll be vinnys twin brother!
Ricodrayz
Vinny is adopted shock
Dusty
Originally posted by Ricodrayz
Vinny is adopted shock
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Changes LF's face cream with whip cream*
Ex nay on the Hipw ay.
*throws away Vinny's porn*
§P0oONY
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I dunno...what about you?
You get to be the kids uncle.
Sweet... hmm
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*throws away Vinny's porn*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Tackles LF*
Thorinn
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*throws away Vinny's porn* oh oe noes u didn?
LanceWindu
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'll be vinnys twin brother!
Nah...there's too many kids already, what do I look like...a Mormon? No offense to any Mormons.
Thorinn
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Nah...there's too many kids already, what do I look like...a Mormon? No offense to any Mormons.
I don't know. hm
Do you like to call everyone brother?
§P0oONY
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Nah...there's too many kids already, what do I look like...a Mormon? No offense to any Mormons.
It's funny because I have a lot of Mormon relatives....
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Thorinn
I don't know. hm
Do you like to call everyone brother?
Nope, just 2 people.
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Nah...there's too many kids already, what do I look like...a Mormon? No offense to any Mormons.
I'll be a windu, just you watch....JUST YOU WATCH!!!.
Thorinn
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Nope, just 2 people. Cool.
LanceWindu
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'll be a windu, just you watch....JUST YOU WATCH!!!.
*forbids you from marrying into the family*
Thorinn
Originally posted by LanceWindu
*forbids you from marrying into the family* But they might have great abs. srug
§P0oONY
Originally posted by LanceWindu
*forbids you from marrying into the family*
You just forbade me my one true love... weep
I have no brother!
Vinny Valentine
I'm the sexy one of the family.
So, eat it.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'm the sexy one of the family.
So, eat it.
Everyone has always said you were retardly handsome.
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by LanceWindu
*forbids you from marrying into the family* Vinny will have a child, then i will have my chance to marry when the child can't speak for itself evillaughOriginally posted by Thorinn
But they might have great abs. srug flex
Vinny Valentine
hmm Is that good?
Punkyhermy
LOL!
You guys are too damn hilarious!
*hugs tight*
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Vinny will have a child, then i will have my chance to marry when the child can't speak for itself evillaugh flex
You know Vinny's pregnant?shock
Vinny Valentine
*hugs Punky*
I love you.
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You know Vinny's pregnant?shock I am the father, aren't i?
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You know Vinny's pregnant?shock
Mom told you not to tell weep
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I am the father, aren't i?
Yeah sure.lookaround
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Mom told you not to tell weep
Actually she told you not to yell when she was beating you.ermm
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Yeah sure.lookaround
Actually she told you not to yell when she was beating you.ermm
I still have the welts ermm
Roulette
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Nah...there's too many kids already, what do I look like...a Mormon? No offense to any Mormons.
Hooray! I'm the youngest daughter! I can act like a spaz! Oh, wait, I do that anyway clown
Strangelove
I nominate myself to be the crazy uncle w00t
BakaXero
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Now get to posting.
how does it feel to have the most perverted children on kmc?
LanceWindu
Originally posted by BakaXero
how does it feel to have the most perverted children on kmc?
I'm damn proud.
Roulette is the black sheep of the family.
Roulette
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm damn proud.
Roulette is the black sheep of the family.
cry *Runs off to room*
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Roulette
cry *Runs off to room*
Well, be more perverted...or something. ermm Just not with your brother.
Roulette
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Well, be more perverted...or something. ermm Just not with your brother.
hmm Maybe I will, Kenzo....maybe I will....
*eats a lolly* ^-^
yeah, definitely not. GOD, you're sick cry
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Roulette
hmm Maybe I will, Kenzo....maybe I will....
*eats a lolly* ^-^
yeah, definitely not. GOD, you're sick cry
This'll be a sight to see. lol Innocent Roulette being perverted. evillaugh Your mom is going to get a kick out of this.
*goes to watch some Tenacious D or Mystery Science Theater 3000...*
Vinny Valentine
Well.... You know if she WANTED to be perverted with me...I could show her some things ermm
Roulette
Originally posted by LanceWindu
This'll be a sight to see. lol Innocent Roulette being perverted. evillaugh Your mom is going to get a kick out of this.
*goes to watch some Tenacious D or Mystery Science Theater 3000...*
Innocent? Hey! I've seen a lot in my day *sits back in chair* mmmm...sprinkles.
*Looks at wall* where's my inspiration?
Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by LanceWindu
This'll be a sight to see. lol Innocent Roulette being perverted. evillaugh Your mom is going to get a kick out of this.
*goes to watch some Tenacious D or Mystery Science Theater 3000...*
cant you see hes the man let me hear you applaud hes more than a man hes a shiny golden god
Roulette
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Well.... You know if she WANTED to be perverted with me...I could show her some things ermm
cry But...but you're my brother...oh god..*heads for the hills*
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Roulette
cry But...but you're my brother...oh god..*heads for the hills*
I'm sorry weep
*Sits in corner*
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Roulette
Innocent? Hey! I've seen a lot in my day *sits back in chair* mmmm...sprinkles.
*Looks at wall* where's my inspiration?
No hun, in this family...and hell, compared to all of KMC...you're pretty damn innocent.
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Well.... You know if she WANTED to be perverted with me...I could show her some things ermm
No. Just no.
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
cant you see hes the man let me hear you applaud hes more than a man hes a shiny golden god
He is going to kick your f*cking ass, and you know his name is Kyle Gas.
Roulette
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'm sorry weep
*Sits in corner*
It's okay cry
*gives you a cookie* ^-^
Originally posted by LanceWindu
No hun, in this family...and hell, compared to all of KMC...you're pretty damn innocent.
I am? How embarrassing for me
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Roulette
It's okay cry
*gives you a cookie* ^-^
I am? How embarrassing for me
*Eats it*
Thanks! *Hugs*
Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by LanceWindu
No hun, in this family...and hell, compared to all of KMC...you're pretty damn innocent.
No. Just no.
He is going to kick your f*cking ass, and you know his name is Kyle Gas.
thats right
Roulette
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Eats it*
Thanks! *Hugs*
Welcomes ^-^
*hugs back*
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Roulette
Welcomes ^-^
*hugs back*
At least I have one sister who doesn't beat me up
Roulette
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
At least I have one sister who doesn't beat me up
LF beats you? cry you poor thing *wraps a blanket around you*
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Roulette
LF beats you? cry you poor thing *wraps a blanket around you*
weep She beats me....and she threw out all my porno...and and...and she hogs up the bathrooooommmmm *Cries*
Strangelove
Originally posted by Strangelove
I nominate myself to be the crazy uncle w00t still on the table w00t
Roulette
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
weep She beats me....and she threw out all my porno...and and...and she hogs up the bathrooooommmmm *Cries*
cry hug As a family, we have to share, because sharing is caring
I might have to speak to LF hmm
Originally posted by Strangelove
still on the table w00t
*Votes for you*
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Roulette
cry hug As a family, we have to share, because sharing is caring
I might have to speak to LF hmm
*Votes for you*
I only hit him because I caught him trying to charge his friends to watch me shower.cry
Mišt
He let me watch for freeermm
Mišt
*enjoys the sensation* ermm
LethalFemme
*pours alcohol in Mist's pants*
Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*pours alcohol in Mist's pants*
*pours alcohol on LF's boobs* Oops, spilled some31
BakaXero
nooo!!! all that precious alcohol!!! must resist urge to lick it up
Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh no you didn't. DAD!!!!!!
No one is homeevillaugh
*licks it off* 31
Mišt
I swear she said she was legalweep
LethalFemme
*has Mist put in jail* I was in my house and he just came in through the window.weep
Mišt
She invited me in and gave me alcohol and seduced mecry
BakaXero
and here i thougt mist would actually be excited about being cuffed up by a person in uniform and maybe even strip serched ermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm here now you little prick! Get the **** out of my house before I call the authorities myself and to tell them there is a dead boy in my home.
I said no.weep
Vinny Valentine
*Hugs LF then Laughs in Mist's Face*
LanceWindu
Mom's home!
LethalFemme
*runs to mom* I've missed you so much.cry
Vinny Valentine
*Sleeps on the caoch, snoring*
Kram3r
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Sleeps on the caoch, snoring*
*Steals VV's Xbox while he's sleeping*
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Sleeps on the caoch, snoring*
*wakes up* Mom's home.
Originally posted by Kram3r
*Steals VV's Xbox while he's sleeping*
*steals Kram3r's money and buy xbox 360.*tongue_ss
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*wakes up* Mom's home.
*steals Kram3r's money and buy xbox 360.*tongue_ss
*Wakes up*
She is!?
Kram3r
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*steals Kram3r's money and buy xbox 360.*tongue_ss
*Steals LF virginity* ermm
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Kram3r
*Steals LF virginity* ermm
*Eats soul*
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Wakes up*
She is!?
She and dad went up stairs.
Originally posted by Kram3r
*Steals LF virginity* ermm
*laughs cause Kram3r is far too late*ermm
Kram3r
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Eats soul*
*Eats hat* 13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*laughs cause Kram3r is far too late*ermm
Probably wasn't worth stealing anyway. mhm
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
She and dad went up stairs.
*laughs cause Kram3r is far too late*ermm
Is that the wind shaking the house?
Originally posted by Kram3r
*Eats hat* 13
Probably wasn't worth stealing anyway. mhm
You bastard thats my hat!
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Kram3r
*Eats hat* 13
Probably wasn't worth stealing anyway. mhm
That's not what they said,mhm
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Is that the wind shaking the house?
You bastard thats my hat!
Shaking? Please it's mom and dad not me and my boyfriend.
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's not what they said,mhm
Shaking? Please it's mom and dad not me and my boyfriend.
Haha when You and your boyfriend are alone the house doesn't just Shake, you make things on the wall fall over 13
Kram3r
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You bastard thats my hat!
What are you going to do about it?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Haha when You and your boyfriend are alone the house doesn't just Shake, you make things on the wall fall over 13
We've broken all the beds in the house.tongue_ss
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Kram3r
What are you going to do about it?
Get LF To beat you up 13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
We've broken all the beds in the house.tongue_ss
Even my bed shock ?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Get LF To beat you up 13
Even my bed shock ?
No never yours.lookaround
Originally posted by Kram3r
What are you going to do about it?
*beats up*flex
Kram3r
Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's not what they said,mhm
They?! How many people were involved in your deflowering?!
drewbiefan
try me instead hehe
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
No never yours.lookaround
*beats up*flex
So thats why all that Super glue was holding it together.
That was super glue wasn't it
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Kram3r
They?! How many people were involved in your deflowering?!
There were no flowers involved.tongue_ss
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
So thats why all that Super glue was holding it together.
That was super glue wasn't it
So anyways Christmas is just around the corner you better sleep or Santa won't come and stuff.lookaround
Kram3r
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Get LF To beat you up 13
Yeah righ...
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*beats up*flex
BAH! Ouch! You hurt my...groin.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah righ...
BAH! Ouch! You hurt my...groin.
Don't make me pull it again.eyes
Kram3r
Originally posted by LethalFemme
There were no flowers involved.tongue_ss
Sex has changed so much since my times.
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Don't make me pull it again.eyes
*Makes LF pull on "it" again*
Vinny Valentine
You're both hurting my Virgin eyes lookaround
Keep it up
drewbiefan
ok
Kram3r
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You're both hurting my Virgin eyes lookaround
Keep it up
*Pulls off a position in the Kram3r sutra*
Oh yeah! droolio
ToMacco
holy god, lethalfemme. Nice sig!Jumpy
Vinny Valentine
I'm so proud of her.
Vinny Valentine
I'm sad *cries*
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'm sad *cries*
What?hug
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
What?hug
Hiker was being a complete ******* to me, and saying things to me that really hurt
Strangelove
Originally posted by Strangelove
I nominate myself to be the crazy uncle w00t I need to perform some of my crazy uncl e duties hmm
*gives Vinny a cigar*
Mišt
Originally posted by Strangelove
I need to perform some of my crazy uncl e duties hmm
*molests Vinny*
Well theres not much left for you to do now..ermm
Devalion
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'm the sexy one of the family.
So, eat it.
I beg to differ 'son!'......how else do you think your dad got 3 wonderful children! lol
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Devalion
I beg to differ 'son!'......how else do you think your dad got 3 wonderful children! lol
Okay I'm second best
Roulette
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I only hit him because I caught him trying to charge his friends to watch me shower.cry
He did that? cry
continue with the beatings then lookaround
Originally posted by Devalion
I beg to differ 'son!'......how else do you think your dad got 3 wonderful children! lol
Mummeh! hug
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Okay I'm second best
No, your mom is first, your sisters tie for second, I'm third, and you fit in somewhere between the dog and the fish.
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Roulette
He did that? cry
continue with the beatings then lookaround
Mummeh! hug
cry
Originally posted by LanceWindu
No, your mom is first, your sisters tie for second, I'm third, and you fit in somewhere between the dog and the fish.
Quiet Old Man mhm
Roulette
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
cry
You shouldn't have done that cry
LethalFemme
Let's not fight. Its the day after Christmas.group
Vinny Valentine
Family Hug
Roulette
*Jumps on everyone* love!
Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Let's not fight. Its the day after Christmas.group
***** where did you go before, I was all aloneweep
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Dad bought us a puppy.Jumpy
I went to Antarctica to play in the snow.cry
Turn on the BBQ Then w00t
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Turn on the BBQ Then w00t
You wanna cook the puppy?shock
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You wanna cook the puppy?shock
I hear they taste good droolio
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I hear they taste good droolio
No bad Vinny!*hits with rolled up news paper*
Vinny Valentine
*Cowers* Which Also means I'm going to bed.
Night Family
*Hugs all around*
*Goes to sleep*
Roulette
*Takes puppy and runs away* cry no one's eating him!
Night night Vinneh hug
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Cowers* Which Also means I'm going to bed.
Night Family
*Hugs all around*
*Goes to sleep*
*putsblanket on*
Sleep.petpet
Originally posted by Roulette
*Takes puppy and runs away* cry no one's eating him!
Night night Vinneh hug
I wanted to play with him.weep
Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I went to Antarctica to play in the snow.cry
Did you bring me back a penguin?cry
Mišt
I dont want it anymoreschmoll
Roulette
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I wanted to play with him.weep
cry Okay, I'll bring the puppeh back.....just don't eat him!
*brings puppeh back* ^-^
Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fine.
Mišt
Good thing my money is in a Swiss bank account I cant access til Im 2113
Roulette
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Only Vinny wanted to. Not me.no2
Ah, goods....the puppeh is safe in your hands then ^-^
Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
It can be garnished though.13
Only by me, with my fingerprint and retinal scan, so good luck getting it13
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