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Pervs.






Anyways, what I mean is, what have I missed?
I haven't been around much lately, just random pop-ins, and I seem to have missed all the action.
Sooooooo, what has happened around here?

lol

That's exactly what I was going to post, but then I saw your Perv warning.


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I don't recall. But Hi Irene. I am off to bed. Nighty.

There was a big fight.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't recall. But Hi Irene. I am off to bed. Nighty.

Hello darling. Night darling, sweet dreams. wavey

Originally posted by Barker
lol

That's exactly what I was going to post, but then I saw your Perv warning.


31

I'm too crafty for you mister. 31

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm too crafty for you mister. 31
You have to be good with your hands to be good at crafting. 13

Originally posted by silver_tears
Between? About? When? shock

A long story, I'm not quite sure how it even got started, but I'll do my best.

A new guy named Starhawk came on and started bashing Vinny because Vinny gave him a low rating in the sig thread.

Starhawk came into the Sex Party thread and started a very, very long fight with Vinny, Strangelove, me and KoK. Well he had the fight go for 2 days or so. Then he started taking Vinny's sigs and claiming them as his own. It was funny but a big ass arguement non the less.

Then Ultraman started fighting with KoK, do not know the reason behind that fight.

So in the end Starhawk, Ultramana and KoK all got 3 day bans. doped

KoK has been banned for three days?? He's gonna hate me ermm

Originally posted by Syren
KoK has been banned for three days?? He's gonna hate me ermm

Why is he gonna hate you? ermmnone

Originally posted by Barker
She's Ultraman's Sock. haermm

No wai! haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Well that's rather disappointing to be honest. sleepy

I'm sorry to dissapoint you. weep

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm good with more than just my hands. 13
Fingers? 13
Originally posted by RĂśland
No wai! haermm
OMG LOL I WOODNT LY ITS CHRISTMA #ERMMMM# LOL

Originally posted by Syren
KoK has been banned for three days?? He's gonna hate me ermm

Your sig offends my right to only be exposed to non-denominational sigs. mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Your sig offends my right to only be exposed to non-denominational sigs. mhm

Well, you can just go f.uck yourself, sweetie doped

And have a nice Christmas.

Originally posted by Syren
Well, you can just go f.uck yourself, sweetie doped

And have a nice Christmas.

Have a crappy New Years then. doped

Originally posted by Barker
OMG LOL I WOODNT LY ITS CHRISTMA #ERMMMM# LOL

OMG UZ R SOZ FUNYZ 31

Originally posted by silver_tears
Have a crappy New Years then. doped

I'm gonna have a Slammin' New Years doped

Originally posted by Syren
I'm gonna have a Slammin' New Years doped

Shameless promoter. doped

Originally posted by silver_tears
Shameless promoter. doped

It's not my event, I wish it was!! oh

Still, you trying to lure all the young English boys and girls out to it like that what with the link and all. ermm

Nah, it's just that the word 'slammin' popped into my head when responding to you and it seemed appropriate to show you just how 'slammin' it's going to be. Seeings as it's called Slammin' and all ermm

Originally posted by Syren
Nah, it's just that the word 'slammin' popped into my head when responding to you and it seemed appropriate to show you just how 'slammin' it's going to be. Seeings as it's called Slammin' and all ermm

That was 2 too many slammin's mhm


If I was a global mod I'd so randomly ban people for a few hours at a time and leave them a note such as "Hahahaha tremble before my great might you wee little bugger."
That's probably why I was never made global ermm
Or people who take things too seriously around here, they'd be the first to be "suspended." 31

Ok, is that a threat? mhm

You didn't miss anything.


Besides me...flirt1

How dare you! oh

Originally posted by Thorinn
You didn't miss anything.


Besides me...flirt1

So true. weep

Originally posted by Syren
Ok, is that a threat? mhm

Would you like it to be? 31

There's enough of me to go around babe. winkiss

Originally posted by silver_tears
So true. weep



Would you like it to be? 31 petpet

Barker and Thorinn adopted a transexual girl called Bob, they try to live as close to a normal family as they can.31
LethalFemme contracted AIDS, then figured if she's contracted one disease, she may as well try and get all of them. She now spends her time sleeping around, "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!" was her catchphrase until she sold the rights to Pokemon.13
Baka died from heart strain after trying for 4 weeks to give himself an erection31
Vinny sold his soul for sex, unfortunately he didnt specify anything further and ended up losing his virginity to a 7ft baboon. 13
Syren became a multibillionaire after making several porn movies, all bought by Backfire.31
Dusty played Gears of War for 48 weeks straight and was declared an official nerd.13
Wolflet jumped out of a 30ft building after her World of Warcraft character died. 31

crylaugh

hysterical2

Oh you guysblush2

I didnt want to make everyone jealous31

I think what made (makes?) me laugh most is Baka's, Syren's and Wolfet's. 31

I liked Femme's and Wolflets the best. doped

I got the worst story...I'm a living joke weep

kherbtouched

bring ur warhammerz plz. herbtouched

but i haf 2 manyz 2 carriherbcry

git a bag herbcry

o i shuld hab thort of tahtherbtouched

kthx, ill b gentl herbtouched

k but jus soz u kno my mum sayz i hav 2 be bak by 7herbcry

7 pmz rit? cuz i hav cok n cheetos fur snaks heer herbhappy

ye but i cnt hav cok cuz it haz sugaz innit, onli watr 4 me herbcry

mah mum saiz ur a geek, buts i stillz luf u. herbtouched

s'ok cuz my mum saiz sam ting but i smak her n tak her pursherbtouched

la t da

fur ur warhammerz ya? herbtouched

keeps tehm nic n wamr 4 wen i carri tehm roun 2 ur housherbtouched

ermm

cun we sharez wen u gut heer? thorinn stolez mi herbcry

Originally posted by silver_tears
cun we sharez wen u gut heer? thorinn stolez mi herbcry

o taht bich ima slap him n by u sum more k?herbtouched

kthx misty ilufu







see you around you australian beefcake kisses

winkiss

kissblush

in_love

Alright, what's been happening lately?

well i for one, am recently recovering from a session of sickness.

yourself?

My Penis is God like. 13

prove it.

Originally posted by silver_tears
in_love

Alright, what's been happening lately?
ive been out with friends every night

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
ive been out with friends every night

Same pretty much.






I kinda meant forum-wise too, who's got the gossip? 13
Who's sexing who?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh dear, good stuff. I haven't been sick in ages thank god.

I just got back from the movies where I was getting vibes from this guy who I had loved for three years who had never paid attention to me until I went away to school, and now see him once every two months or so. (we have mutual friends you see)



http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l145/42Strangelove/proceed.jpg

ohhh that sounds interesting.

I wish I knew lol

Originally posted by silver_tears
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l145/42Strangelove/proceed.jpg

*unzips pants* 13

Originally posted by silver_tears
Skank. 13



We'll see what happens next. eyes


haha. fun fun. is he a cutie?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Skank. 13

Proud of it. 13

Originally posted by silver_tears
Same pretty much.






I kinda meant forum-wise too, who's got the gossip? 13
Who's sexing who?
i dunno i havent been on too too much myself

Originally posted by Coldfire
How do you find pants big enough for that monster

It curls up like a snake. 13

Originally posted by silver_tears
I bet you are. 13

You'll never know how proud. 13

I just changed my sig again and I am extremely bored. How are you doing?

CREEPSHOW!

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I just changed my sig again and I am extremely bored. How are you doing?

I'm a bit of tired, so I'm thinking bed time, it's really early for me too. blush2

Night darlings. wavey

Originally posted by silver_tears
I bet you are. 13



god yea
all dark floppy into eyes straight hair and dark chocolatey eyes.

hmm...that sounds hot.

Night Irene. wavey

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
hmm...that sounds hot.



muy caliente
he's also a soccer player shock

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I knew someone would like it.

It's one of the best B horror movies IMO.

"The Crate" is the coolest story, I have the illustrated book too.

Originally posted by Coldfire
Sounds divine!

Haha o rly

Yes rly, I'd show you, but my mom won't let me use the camera. 13

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Oh yeah that one and the fathers day one. That one actually used to scare the shit outta me. The only one I dont care to watch is the one with the roaches...I have a bit of a phobia.

I saw Creepshow when I was around 9 and the Zombie dad scared me to.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I watched it again about a year ago, in the dark with my bf and my sister in law. And it definitley scared the shit outta me a second time....ya never expect it when he sticks his hand out. They definitley did a good job on it.

I remember that, I jumped 10 ft in the air. lol

Originally posted by Coldfire
lol it might blind me with its wonderousneess haha yay for me making up words

You get a Gold Star because you like my penis so much. 13

my gawd u guys have crappy taste in movies, wow the fact u think that shiz is scary makes me wonder how u two act when u watch now aday horror bah humbugles

Originally posted by boobsmagee
my gawd u guys have crappy taste in movies, wow the fact u think that shiz is scary makes me wonder how u two act when u watch now aday horror bah humbugles

Everybody has their own opinion about different movies. Plus, it was only one part in the movie that made me jump. And uh...whats the movie you're talking about? I dont beleive I've ever heard of it.

Originally posted by boobsmagee
my gawd u guys have crappy taste in movies, wow the fact u think that shiz is scary makes me wonder how u two act when u watch now aday horror bah humbugles
It's called respecting other people's opinions

Originally posted by Coldfire
It's called respecting other people's opinions

thank you

plus 95% of todays "horror" movies arent even worth watching. They're terrible.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
thank you

plus 95% of todays "horror" movies arent even worth watching. They're terrible. true dat

I think it really is the old school horror movies that give you that true horrified scared feeling, ya know? I'm getting too much into movies here

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
thank you

plus 95% of todays "horror" movies arent even worth watching. They're terrible.
Agreed! They make me laugh more than they make me scared lol

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I think it really is the old school horror movies that give you that true horrified scared feeling, ya know? I'm getting too much into movies here to the MDF with you!!!!

Originally posted by Strangelove
to the MDF with you!!!!

Originally posted by silver_tears
in_love

Alright, what's been happening lately?

Tired Hiker declared war on the world and wrote a biography about it appropriately titled 'My Pink Fish'. It sold millions of copies but was pulled last month after it was discovered to be a copy of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, with 'Harry' crossed out on every page and replaced with 'Tired Hiker', 'Dumbledore' replaced with 'gonorrhea', and 'wand' replaced with 'G.D.T.S.W.M.B'.13

Speaking of Harry Potter, the fiction forum of KMC was wrapped in excitement earlier in the week as Barker's highly anticipated work titled 'The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs' was brought back from the dead, many forumgoers gearing up for a wild ride filled with magic and twists and siviences (whatever they are), however it turned out to be a hoax and the thread was shut down after it was discovered one of the posts was contaminated with anthrax. We blame Thorinn.31

Vinny Valentine once again embarassed the OTF when he was found lying in a field of dafodills naked whistling the tune to Knight Rider.13

Roland made a powerful claim to be the son of god and attracted much attention when he tried to prove this theory by taking off his pants, however this was found to be a lie as he infact did not have a penis.31

Strangelove OD'ed on Kool Aid and was rushed to hospital with a severe case of male shrinkage, however it was later discovered that that actually was the normal size of his penis.13

Ken stole the Music forum and wouldnt give it back until he made Raz promise to give him a cookie and a blanket and sing the national anthem of Gondor in Elvish. 31


Mist got bored of typing shit and finished with a herb herbeyes

Fill you in?

I'm still hopelessly single, and I shaved.

Originally posted by boobsmagee
my gawd u guys have crappy taste in movies, wow the fact u think that shiz is scary makes me wonder how u two act when u watch now aday horror bah humbugles

I said I was scared when I was 9.

I don't get the slightest bit scared at horror movies now. 13

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'll believe it when I see it. in person ermm

If you can convince either LF, Irene or Naz to come along with you, I guess you could see it. ermm

oh chip chupa

Originally posted by silver_tears
"My god, you guys have crappy taste in movies. Wow, the fact that you think that shit is scary makes me wonder how you two act when you watch present-day horror. " doped

Thanks for the translation. doped

I'm fluent in idiot. 13

wait are you talking about me?

How do you add those smilies?They are not on my list

You mean this one?>>

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
You mean this one?>> herbnone

Fixed. 13

riiight

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
riiight herbdance

stop it glare

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
herbstop

lookaround

The emotions that are not listed on the list, where are you getting those?

Originally posted by drewbiefan
The emotions that are not listed on the list, where are you getting those?

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies.php

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
wait are you talking about me?

Of course not, I'm talking about boobs. ermm

Sulfer_tears...

Originally posted by silver_tears
Of course not, I'm talking about boobs. ermm

uh huh.....I see...

Originally posted by Thorinn
Sulfer_tears...

Thorninmyside

Originally posted by silver_tears
Michael, we have to get married. A.S.A.P. herbtouched
You'll keep me entertained for ages. ermm

k but u haf 2 pay 4 it cuz i spen all mah monnies on warhamrherbtouched

Yeah but after the sex is over, what would we do the other 8 hours of the day?ermm

k but den i haf 2 chrge 4 secks cuz i ned monnies 4 muhself herbtouched

Sleep? Eat? Make fun of Thorinn? lookaround

k but wil haf 2 gib 2 u in depositz cuz im brokd herbcry

Ok...what about the other 7 hours and 45mins?ermm

omgz silfer_ters my pntz wunt cum off, i nedz heelpz herbcry

Originally posted by silver_tears
cun i yuse mah teef? dodgy

if u wunt 2, ur jaw mite sturt 2 hrt tho herbtouched

k ill beet u in teh bedrum ilufu

That still leaves us with 2 hours to kill in a daydoped

Originally posted by silver_tears
nut da whip agin herbcry

That's when the Warhammer comes in. ermm


u sed u likd it tho herbcry

Oh you just think of everything...passion

Originally posted by silver_tears
it gits lotz of practusez herbtouched

datz gud, my pantz haf bin hurtng me, so dey ned 2 cum oof herbtouched

Originally posted by silver_tears
u sed cum lolz!!!1!!1!1one herbdoped

omg i dunt notis i sed cum lolz 1!!1!!oneoneone!!11! herbhappy

Originally posted by silver_tears
secks? herbhappy

k, kan we tri deese knew hndcufz I bought 2day? herbhappy

Originally posted by silver_tears
phuzzy wuns? herbeyes

yaz dey gotz blak phuz roun dem herbhappy