ToMacco's Cardboard Box

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ToMacco
Wow. Everyone here is wrapped up in conversation.

I don't belong to any thread. People used to like me here.

I'm just going to sit here, in my cardboard box, so throw me a penny or two as you walk by.

bawling

dave_kodak
"hey whats that"
..."just a box"
*kicks box*

!
sombrero2

ToMacco
boxed

dave_kodak
not a fan of JC's EFLA?

ToMacco
What? What the hell is that?

dave_kodak
John Carpenter's Escape From L.A.

ToMacco
Kurt Russell is the man. He made Kate Hudson.clap

dave_kodak
he didnt make her, unless... hes a women and he gave birth, omg a She-Kurt Rusell!

ToMacco
He gave up some man gravy.

ToMacco
Why is no one throwing me a frikin' bone here?

Uneeklyconfused
*throws bone*


*sets cardboard box alight* evillaugh

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
*throws bone*


*sets cardboard box alight* evillaugh love

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
love



flashboobs

Mywi
Treat your box with loving care, and it will take care of you. happy

ToMacco
By box do you mean vagina?balloon

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by ToMacco
By box do you mean vagina?balloon What the f**k?.... did you just say what I think you did?


are you sitting in a cardboard vagina?

ToMacco
I was only asking a question.blushing

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by ToMacco
I was only asking a question.blushing


Blushing wont save you from eternal damnationnono

Mywi
Originally posted by ToMacco
By box do you mean vagina?balloon
shocking No. Do you?

ToMacco
If box = vagina
then cardboard box = cardboard vagina.
How does that work?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by ToMacco
If box = vagina
then cardboard box = cardboard vagina.
How does that work?



Did you read what you wrote?

ToMacco
I know what I wrote. Did you read what I wrote?

dave_kodak
i didnt.

ToMacco
not you

Mywi

dave_kodak
oh... meanie!

Uneeklyconfused
Long story short. Not Bothered

dave_kodak

Pandemoniac
Better a plastic bag than a cardboard box

ToMacco
Listen everyone. Point is, vaginas can't be made of cardboard!!!

. . . . or can they?fear

dave_kodak
Originally posted by ToMacco
Listen everyone. Point is, vaginas can't be made of cardboard!!!

. . . . or can they?fear

*asks women on street*

...
i got hit for that

ToMacco
laughing laughing

dave_kodak
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/dave_kodak/59m.jpg

thats what i think

ToMacco
24?

dave_kodak
yes 24.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/dave_kodak/joshikjdsa.jpg

ToMacco
what the hell is that?

Mywi

dave_kodak
Originally posted by ToMacco
what the hell is that?
thats Guild wars.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/dave_kodak/fullblack15k.jpg

ToMacco
Yes, I suppose a cardboard vagina is possible. But not very pleasurable.

dave_kodak
one could only hope.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/dave_kodak/gw721.jpg

Uneeklyconfused
atleast you got the attention you wanted happy

dave_kodak
wat are you talking about?
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/dave_kodak/8b1f11f7.jpg

ToMacco
Cardboard vaginas would leave nasty paper cuts.

dave_kodak
nope, cardboard cant cut.

Mywi
Originally posted by ToMacco
Yes, I suppose a cardboard vagina is possible. But not very pleasurable.
or reliable

ToMacco
You have experience with cardboard vaginas?doh

dave_kodak
im saying card board in general doesnt cut, it cant cut, i could make a knife out of cardboard right now and it couldnt cut air, or skin, or anything.

paper however can cut, paper cuts, not cardboard cuts.

ToMacco
Right on.

Cardboard sucks. But it cant cut you. Cool.

But, what else?

dave_kodak
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/dave_kodak/guildwarsfactions-logo-512-blackbg.jpg
what more can be said?

ToMacco
How the hell does one recycle cardboard anyway? Do they burn it down?

dave_kodak
i think they do what ever it is they do with paper... clean it.

LanceWindu
Originally posted by ToMacco
How the hell does one recycle cardboard anyway? Do they burn it down?

*brings out the ToMacco Slapping Machine*

ToMacco
laughing out loud What's up Lance?

Cardboard. I work around it all day and every day. How do I escape from this hell?

Kongu Dude
Originally posted by ToMacco
boxed
You seems fun.

*Throws $50 to ToMacco* ermm

ToMacco
horray for cash !

Kongu Dude
*Takes back the money* ermm

ToMacco
Shit. Broke again.bawling

boobsmagee
i play night fall, just got it recently tho, so im pretty new to gw not very high lvl lol

ToMacco
What the hell are you talking about?!?! Get the hell out of my box, boobsman!!!boxed2

boobsmagee
well why cant i talk about gw? there ARE FREEKING GW STICKERS ALL OVER YOUR DAMN BOX! EVERYONE NEEDS BOOBS IN THERE LIVES

*cries like girl*

Naz
*throws a penny*

ToMacco
*snatches up penny, buys a tootsie roll*

Naz
*steals tootsie roll*

boobsmagee
steals tootsie roll and eats it BLTCH!

Naz
no expression not cool, man, not cool.

ToMacco
my tootsie!!!!!! BASTARDS!!!

boobsmagee
hey what can i say i like choclate erm

ToMacco
*pulls out chocolate christmas cake*

Have some!

boobsmagee
*rubs stomach says yumm, and then begins to wonder why we are talking liek this*

Naz
Originally posted by ToMacco
*pulls out chocolate christmas cake*

Have some!

eek! Danke! *grabs some*

ToMacco
Do people really eat chocolate cake on Christmas?

Ah who cares? *takes a bite*

boobsmagee
*eats teh rest* mwhahahhaha
wow your threads on fire lol
i wonder if that only happend since i came here

ToMacco
Son of a *****.

*poops on table*

You ate all the cake, you gonna eat that too?

Naz
Originally posted by ToMacco
Do people really eat chocolate cake on Christmas?

Ah who cares? *takes a bite*

Sure! People eat anything on Christmas! It's Christmas, day of merriment, gift giving, and eating everything you own!

boobsmagee
Originally posted by ToMacco
Son of a *****.

* on table*

You ate all the cake, you gonna eat that too?

NEVER! wow this gets lame fast
to tell truth nvr ate teh cake lol
eek! i dont like cake

Naz
Originally posted by boobsmagee
NEVER! wow this gets lame fast
to tell truth nvr ate teh cake lol
eek! i dont like cake

I don't like you very much, please go away.

ToMacco
Then why'd you eat it all?

boobsmagee
Originally posted by Naz
I don't like you very much, please go away.

disgust
i didnt eat the cake DUH!

ToMacco
. . . . . what the hell is the matter with you?

boobsmagee
matter with me, well frankly? nothing at all, saw everyone having fun SO I TRIED TO JOIN in :/

*cries*

ToMacco
We love you, don't worry.jump

dave_kodak
i dont so please do.

ToMacco
This damn box is cold as hell.

dave_kodak
would be, hows the internet in there?

ToMacco
shitty. These damn hobbo's keep trying to get in here.

dave_kodak
i see, why not get a better box, one with a lock?

hahaha

ToMacco
This box is great. But the damn rain really f**ks it up.

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