Why do people like Nascar?

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Why do people like Nascar?

It's just left turn(or right)..

Why is it so fun? ITS BORING!!!

'LEFT TURN!!111' 'LEFT TURN1!!111EVELN' 'LEFTURN AGAIN!!1111' 'LEFT TURN OMG! WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?!?!' 'LEFT TURN, THIS IS AMAZING!!'

Spearhead Prophet

Why, because they're rednecks.

Naz Super Senior Member

I don't know, it's loud.

Dusty Senior Member

*Insert srug smilie*

Eclipso Restricted
Originally posted by Spearhead
Why, because they're rednecks.

Remember the proper term is "Country Music Star".

Röland Masked Vigilante

Why do people watch Nascar?

One reason, they want to see a crash.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

First of all, since NASCAR is an acronym for the National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing, I think you should capitalize the whole thing.

And to reference Dane Cook, people like it because they want to see them crash, no one cares about noisy cars going in 200 laps. They want carnage.

bloodthirsty hicks 😬

Naz Super Senior Member

Oh, oh, I know. Because they might get so see someone crash and burn.

Naz Super Senior Member

We all posted at the same time! 😱

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

We all so psychic fear

Röland Masked Vigilante

"How did Mary die? A tire hit her in the face."

"That tire hunted Mary down, that tire murdered Mary, that tire wasn't F*CKING AROUND as we like to say."

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Röland
"How did Mary die? A tire hit her in the face."

"That tire hunted Mary down, that tire murdered Mary, that tire wasn't F*CKING AROUND as we like to say."

😂 😂

Röland Masked Vigilante
Originally posted by Strangelove
😂 😂

"You see everyone dives and then at the last minute as the tire is rocketing at her face, this is her defense, she goes, "OOOOH". Like she's just gonna get in a slap fight with a Goodyear. What if she palms it... BOOOM... AHH... AHHHHH... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"

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😆

Eclipso Restricted
Originally posted by Röland
"You see everyone dives and then at the last minute as the tire is rocketing at her face, this is her defense, she goes, "OOOOH". Like she's just gonna get in a slap fight with a Goodyear. What if she palms it... BOOOM... AHH... AHHHHH... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"

😆 😂

Gannon Mild Mannered

I've always wondered this myself.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Röland
"You see everyone dives and then at the last minute as the tire is rocketing at her face, this is her defense, she goes, "OOOOH". Like she's just gonna get in a slap fight with a Goodyear. What if she palms it... BOOOM... AHH... AHHHHH... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"
"You can just see it coming and you're going 'ooooooOOOOOOOOOH! Did you guys see that? A TIRE, just hit that woman....IN THE FACE! Oh look look, they're showing it again'"

Röland Masked Vigilante

I'm happy I entertained everyone and Strangelove you are awesome for being a Dane Cook fan. 😊

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Röland
I'm happy I entertained everyone and Strangelove you are awesome for being a Dane Cook fan. 😊
yes we both are.

I got Vicious Circle on DVD for Christmas droolio

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by Strangelove
yes we both are.

I got Vicious Circle on DVD for Christmas droolio

I saw it when he was on HBO 😄

I lost it when that guy came out of the crowd and wanted to get on the stage. 😆