Ultraman Baltan's Monster Army!

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Ultraman Baltan
That's right, people! I am creating a mighty monster army to conquer the planet in the name of KMC! So, your job is to find monsters worthy to be apart of my army. Make sure to show a picture, name, and at least one impressive power(more would be cool). They can be already made, like Godzilla or Redking. As the monster expert, I will rate it out of 10 and call it worthy or not worthy.
Let the formation of KMC's monster army BEGIN!

KILLA420
name: mr. snuffles
power: takes carrots from good rabbits with the help of his gargantuan size

Ultraman Baltan
Hmm.......
4/10. Not worthy to be in the automatic army. Still, carrot stealing is evil, so he will be a reserve.
STRONGER!!!!!! Remember, they do not need to be made up. Good try, though.

KILLA420
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Hmm.......
4/10. Not worthy to be in the automatic army. Still, carrot stealing is evil, so he will be a reserve.
STRONGER!!!!!! Remember, they do not need to be made up. Good try, though.
alright, im gonna use Paintit! to make another one

Ultraman Baltan
Yes! Enthusiasm is good!

TheKingofKINGS!
The Fire King.

He burns everything, from steaks to farmlands. He is a chaos-weilding fireman!

KILLA420
name: Dr. Badass
power: uses nuclear technology to blow up third world countries

TheKingofKINGS!
And, of course.

Trogdor the Burninator.

Trogdor was a man....no wait...he was a dragon man. OK he was just a dragon...but he was still....


TROGDOR!!!!!

TROGDOR!!!!!

Burninating the countrysides, burninating the peasants. Burninating al lthe people, in the cashew cottages!

TheKingofKINGS!
And here's a photo.

Ultraman Baltan
Fire King: Accepted!
7/10. Not bad. Thumbs up from me.

Dr. Badass: While not a monster, I will allow it, since he could do damage. He's accepted!
6/10. Points off for not being an actual monster. Please make it a monster next time.

KILLA420
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
And here's a photo.
did uou draw that/>

Ultraman Baltan
Trogdor: Accepted! I love the game, and while his durability is low, he could do some damage.
7/10.

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by KILLA420
did uou draw that/> I drew it form the dragon displayed in this video.Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Fire King: Accepted!
7/10. Not bad. Thumbs up from me.

Dr. Badass: While not a monster, I will allow it, since he could do damage. He's accepted!
6/10. Points off for not being an actual monster. Please make it a monster next time. Sa-weet.

TheKingofKINGS!
Big ass rock guy with a sword.

http://www.gamerenders.com/forum/gimages/1143063916/gallery_52949_12_143900.png

Ultraman Baltan
Powers?

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Powers? He's strong, big, rock, and carrys a sword.

Ultraman Baltan
Meh, let's call him Rock Monster. Accepted!
7/10.

KILLA420
name:george w bush
powers: ****ing up america, killing tons of US troops

Kongu Dude
laughing out loud

Ultraman Baltan
George Bush: Not accepted. Just so many reasons why.
1/10

Spearhead
Giant Venus Fly trap!

Powers: Immobility, eating people

KILLA420
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
George Bush: Not accepted. Just so many reasons why.
1/10
thank god

Ultraman Baltan
Fly Trap: Not Accepted
4/10. Sorry, but there are numerous ways he could lose.

Spearhead
liez

Ultraman Baltan
Gudon
Powers: Super strong whips, can dig very quickly, totally badass appearence
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/6651/ep02gudon8hn.jpg

Ultraman Baltan
Gudon: Accepted! One of my favorite creatures ever.
10/10. Must I say why?

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Spearhead
liez

Try again.

KILLA420
name: master cheif
powers: good leadershgip, can save the world from aliens.......twiceeek!

Ultraman Baltan
If your Fly Trap breathed fire and had legs......

Ultraman Baltan
Master Chief: Not Accepted.
2/10. For one, he SAVES the world, doesn't conquer it. Two, HE ISN'T A MONSTER!

Spearhead
Fire breathing Giant Venus Fly trap: Legs now included!

Powers: Mobility, Fire Breath...and eating people

I spent a long time fixing it up, you'd better accept it

KILLA420
name:luke skywalker
powers: dude........ the force rock

Kongu Dude
Originally posted by KILLA420
name:luke skywalker
powers: dude........ the force rock
That's Dart Vader. no expression

And he's not a Monster. leftright

laughing out loud

KILLA420
Originally posted by Kongu Dude
That's Dart Vader. no expression

And he's not a Monster. leftright

laughing out loud
no its not no expression its luke skywalker, havenyt you seen the movies?

Spearhead
http://home.swipnet.se/~w-40954/reb/luke.jpg

Luke Skywalker

Edit: No, I'm not submitting him for application, just saying that he isn't darth vader

Kongu Dude
Originally posted by KILLA420
no its not no expression its luke skywalker, havenyt you seen the movies?
It's Darth Vader. no expression

Before he was Anakain Skywalker. no expression

KILLA420
oh

Ultraman Baltan
Luke Skywalker: Not accepted.
1/10. He's not a monster, he isn't Darth Vader(that's Anakin), this is getting annoying.

Fire Breathing Giant Venus Flytrap: Accepted!
7/10. While still a bit low in durability, he is just what we need.

Kongu Dude
Originally posted by KILLA420
oh
petpet

Blanka
Name:blanka
Powers:eat all the fruits and can shock people

http://www.armchairempire.com/images/action-figures/blanka-street-fighter.jpg

Kongu Dude
Cool. 31

Ultraman Baltan
Blanka: Accepted!
6/10. Not that strong, but he's freaky enough.

Blanka
eek!

KILLA420
name:kurt cobain
powers: singing music so gay that his enemies die of boredom, and killing himself

Ultraman Baltan
So far, the army is.........

Fire King
Trogdor
Dr. Badass
Blanka
Fire Breathing Venus Flytrap
Rock Monster
Gudon

Ultraman Baltan
Kurt: Not accepted. AT ALL.
.0005/10. No more monsters for you.

KILLA420
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Kurt: Not accepted. AT ALL.
.0005/10. No more monsters for you.
damnit

Ultraman Baltan
Any more?

KILLA420
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Any more?
i could make more, but you wont let me wallbash

Ultraman Baltan
BECAUSE YOUR CHOICES AREN'T MONSTERS.

KILLA420
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
BECAUSE YOUR CHOICES AREN'T MONSTERS.
kurt cobain and george bush ARENT monsters?!?! mad wake up and look around buddy

TheKingofKINGS!
Glowy Chick

Powers: USes lightsabers, and glowing hot body to incapacitate enimies,...after using them to fit her needs. http://www.gamerenders.com/forum/gimages/1143063916/gallery_52949_12_501065.png

Kongu Dude
Pretty cool.

Blanka
Really coll

Kongu Dude
Very cool.

Blanka
Indeed

Ultraman Baltan
Glowing Chick: Not Accepted. Not enough of a monster.
3/10. Cool character, but like I said before-Not enough of a monster.

Blanka
is it okay if ifind another monster?

Ultraman Baltan
Go ahead! As many as you want.

KILLA420
can i make one?

Ultraman Baltan
It better be a MONSTER.

KILLA420
alright alright

Blanka
okay im looking for one

KILLA420
name: RatMan
powers: when he eats cheese he turns into a rat and kills everyone in sight, until 4 hours later when the cheese affects wear off

Ultraman Baltan
Before I rate, where did that come from?

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Blanka
okay im looking for one

Here are some sites.
http://monsterarchives.*********38.com/index.cgi
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_famous_monsters
www.google.com

There are THOUSANDS of sites that list monsters. I have found at least one hundred. Get going.

Blanka
Name:mini-me
Powers:incredibly smart and Rich
http://www.partydomain.co.uk/d-commerce/media/mini-me.jpg

Ultraman Baltan
Mini Me: Not Accepted
1/10. HE'S NOT A MONSTER.

Blanka
oh i forget

Blanka
Name:Hydra
Powers: shoots acid and bites
http://www.robertlin.com/pics/news/hydra.jpg

boobsmagee
http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/6efd764713.jpg
this is joe the alcoholic cigarette smoking dinosaur, his liver is failing, so hes got the special abilitie to spew and puke acidic blood onto enemies BURNING THEM ALIVE!

Ultraman Baltan
King Ghidorah(Showa)
Powers: Hurricane winds, three very powerful gravity beams, impenitrable hide, can fly at high speeds, magnetic field
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/King_Ghidorah.jpg

boobsmagee
what about JOE!

Ultraman Baltan
Hydra: Accepted!
8/10. Perfect soldier monster. We can use them as our military. My high grade is for their high position.

Joe: Accepted!
6/10. For the amount of time he is alive, he could do some good monster sized damage.

King Ghidorah(Showa): Accepted!
10/10. A menace to every enemy he ever faced(Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan, Zone Fighter, EVERY MONSTER ON MONSTER ISLAND ALL AT ONCE), Ghidorah has destroyed planets and caused much chaos. Perfect.

Ultraman Baltan
Waiting for KILLA420 to answer my question.

Ultraman Baltan
So far, the army is.........

Fire King
Trogdor
Dr. Badass
Blanka
Fire Breathing Walking Venus Flytrap
Rock Monster
Gudon
Hydra
Joe
King Ghidorah

boobsmagee
http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/b44dcd9135.jpg
ultraman's clone no where near as sexy as boobsmagee but still hott enough to seduce eny human being (he prefers teh guys lol) super laster photoplasmic beams of death which come from his nipples

boobsmagee
-edit sorry double post my internet lagged on me

Ultraman Baltan
Ultraclone: Not accepted
2/10. For one, he's good, not to mention he seems virtually useless.

Blanka
what are these monsters for?

Ultraman Baltan
Read the first post.

Blanka
Yeah so.....

Ultraman Baltan
IT'S TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN THE NAME OF KMC!

Blanka
oh i see now

KILLA420
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Before I rate, where did that come from?
i googled "scary monkey" i was actually looking for a monkey

Blanka
Originally posted by KILLA420
i googled "scary monkey" i was actually looking for a monkey lol

KILLA420
wating for ultrabolton to reply

Ultraman Baltan
Rat Man: Not accepted.
3/10. Here's the issue-He's human. Not only that, but he is not a powerful creature. Good try. Best one yet. But try to think bigger.

KILLA420
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Rat Man: Not accepted.
3/10. Here's the issue-He's human. Not only that, but he is not a powerful creature. Good try. Best one yet. But try to think bigger.
Is this big enough, eh meng?
name:fuse
power: electricity, and the power to control anything derived from a metal compound

Ultraman Baltan
Is it a monster?

KILLA420
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Is it a monster?
look again, does it look huiman to you?

if you said "hell no" then you are correct

Ultraman Baltan
BUMP!

KILLA420
rate my monster *****

Ultraman Baltan
Naughty language. nono Wait for my decision, young man.

KILLA420
it's only been an hour and a half since i posted it no expression

Ultraman Baltan
And it's still hard to decide. He is technically not a monster, but a supervillain, but I don't know enough about the character.

Blanka
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Naughty language. nono Wait for my decision, young man. he just putted some stars

Blanka
shifty

KILLA420
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
And it's still hard to decide. He is technically not a monster, but a supervillain, but I don't know enough about the character.
na dude its not a supervillian its a monster
Originally posted by Blanka
he just putted some stars
no i wrote B-I-T-C-H

Ultraman Baltan
Fuse: Not accepted.
1/10. HE IS NOT A MONSTER.

KILLA420
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Fuse: Not accepted.
1/10. HE IS NOT A MONSTER.
dam im gonna get a monster tho, rightr now

Ultraman Baltan
Dude, there are thousands of monsters out there.

KILLA420
name: monsta
power: breathes fire and gets really huge so he can step on whole towns

Ultraman Baltan
Monsta: Accepted!
5/10. Bland, but he's useful.

KILLA420
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Monsta: Accepted!
5/10. Bland, but he's useful.
that was easy

Blanka
so are we gonna do something with these monsters

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by KILLA420
that was easy

Apparently not, considering all you gave me were things that weren't monsters.

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Blanka
so are we gonna do something with these monsters

You'll see.

KILLA420
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Apparently not, considering all you gave me were things that weren't monsters.
well that one was nothing

Ultraman Baltan
Bump!

Ultraman Baltan
KILLA420!

Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
KILLA420!
what?

Ultraman Baltan
You DID change your name!

Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
You DID change your name!
so it seems......

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