Bubble Wrap!
Bubble Wrap Diagnostics
[list][*]Snappers: these are the good ones. Fairly easy to pop, and loud.
[*]Hardcores: these seem to flatten, yet don' t pop without Herculean effort.
[*]Duds: these just flatten with a disappointing and unfulfilling fffssssss sound.
[*]Buddy Bubbles: these reinflate a neighboring buddy bubble when squeezed.
[*]ABP (Already Been Popped): these come in 2 categories
- flat, wilted and obvious ones
- deceptively rounded and full-looking ones
[*]Edges/Partials: these are the bubbles at the edges which are 1 - 99% intact, having been cut when the sheet was cut.[/list]
Bubble wrap etiquette
[list][*]Don' t pop someone else' s bubble wrap without permission. This could lead to bad things happening to your person...
[*]Don' t pop bubble wrap in quiet public places unless you want it confiscated.
[*]Don' t pop bubble wrap in a store if you haven' t paid for it. They get cranky when their rolls of bubble wrap are all limp.
[*]It is always good form to offer to share your bubble wrap.
[*]Giving your bubble wrap to children is good for karma points.
[*]Women dig bubble wrap. Always bring it along on a date 🥷[/list] Enjoy!
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.