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So tonight I decided to sit here in my sorrows and drink whiskey straight from the bottle. I've had one shot so far and I'll keep drinking tonight until I'm tired. Let's see how unintelligible my typing becomes in this thread over time.

Cool.

Honestly, I'm looking forward to this.

What happen Lance? Wanna talk about it?

I must admit this is interesting.

Something's up with Lance, something's up with Lance.

drinking alone aint cool ken

Originally posted by Scythe
Something's up with Lance, something's up with Lance.

Already Know.

*takes Ken's wallet while he's under the influence* 13

What's up with Lance then? Someone wanna fill me in?

Originally posted by Scythe
What's up with Lance then? Someone wanna fill me in?

He got a bad grade on his report card, poor kid is taking it hard..

If you wanna talk about it Lance we are all here for you.

If you don't I will keep my yap shut and not bring it up anymore.

damn, Lance hasn't posted yet. Must be busy gettin' wasted.

Sorry people, my brother came home and I was talking with him.

2 shots of whiskey down and many more to go.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Sorry people, my brother came home and I was talking with him.

2 shots of whiskey down and many more to go. Go lance, maybe you can break a world record.

He's still intelligible! Give him more liquor and booze!

Originally posted by Naz
He's still intelligible! Give him more liquor and booze!

Yes maam or ma'am or however you spell it.

Dammit this is taking too long, have 2 triples stat

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

Ken will shatter!

Originally posted by SpadeKing
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Originally posted by SpadeKing
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Originally posted by SpadeKing
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

Originally posted by Scythe
Ken will shatter!

This is how my typing is now

Damn not too bad fr 4 shots

Originally posted by Barker
Dammit this is taking too long, have a BJ stat

Originally posted by Naz
He's still intelligible! Give him more liquor and booze!

drink faster!!!! go for the whole bottle!

Hehehe.

Half the bottle is already fone

At once. Feel the burn down the throat Lance, it tastes good. Think of the failure...THE FAILURE! DOes that make you more drunk?

Then hang up!

Originally posted by Scythe
Then hang up!

Um... considering alcohol won't hit straight away maybe you should slow down and let it hit.

go buy another bottle before you're to drunk

Keep at it!

Lets see how my tiping is now

no go get another bottle!!!! I can bring some to you! give me your house address

While I rob the entire house

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Lets see how my tiping is now You're still intelligible, and yet you mispell typing, rather than the more popular "now."
I think you're faking.

Uh-oh!

7 shots fo whiskey down and I'm still ytryjng to correct most my spalllinhg

Spalllinhg?

Teehee.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
7 shots fo whiskey down and I'm still ytryjng to correct most my spalllinhg

MORE, KEN, MORE!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
7 shots fo whiskey down and I'm still ytryjng to correct most my spalllinhg

Click this link:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/namechange.php

type in
buttmuncher69

press ok. copy paste if you cant type.

Originally posted by Naz
MORE, KEN, MORE!

Ok here goes shot mubert 8

mubert

mubert?

Damn you Q-Bert!

i love whiskey, i will enjoy the show

cant wait to see the end result!

he will pass out on the keyboard drooling and soaking in his own urine in the end

I bet he's going to pass out on his key board and his last post will be

"IO frrl qoosdie yh6765vrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgt
fvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgt
fvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtf CZ"

Originally posted by Naz
I bet he's going to pass out on his key board and his last post will be

"IO frrl qoosdie yh6765vrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgt
fvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgt
fvrgtfvrgtfvrgtfvrgtf CZ"

Shut up Naz he's not that stupid, he would obviously end it with a full stop.ermm

hes vomiting all over the bathroom, missing the toilet

is he alive?

thsnk u0pi veeeeeery much but sm nnot gint to messs up tooo bad.

Lets see how my typing is now with cojentrationg real hard

Originally posted by LanceWindu
thsnk u0pi veeeeeery much but sm nnot gint to messs up tooo bad.
wgysscs notssd masyy iIIi asske>

don't concentrate Lance.

I'm not done people, l3/4th of the botllle iso gone and i'm not fivng up on you

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm not done people, l3/4th of the botllle iso gone and i'm not fivng up on you

We love, and after you're done..... can I have your autograph with buttsecks

wut r yall talkin about

9

*blinks*
9?

8 SJPTS PR SP,ETHOMG, I CAN'T REMEMBER i JUST NKOW THAT i CAN'T WALJ AND i'VE ALREADY THORWN UP. i HATE MY KIEFE KILL ME NOW.

Ken stop being ****ing stupid.
You need lots of water and you need to go lie down, not on your back.

lolz ken u lef teh tap on n ur watr iz leekin ebrywere haermm

If he's being serious then he needs to stop now and get some rest.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
8 SJPTS PR SP,ETHOMG, I CAN'T REMEMBER i JUST NKOW THAT i CAN'T WALJ AND i'VE ALREADY THORWN UP. i HATE MY KIEFE KILL ME NOW.

Whoa! Calm down and do what silver_tears said.

Ken your wife is at the hospital having your baby, you should go there quickly

`oKAY THIS IS MY LAST POST OF THE NIGHT. lOOVE YOU ALL GOODNIGHT.

wavey g'night Ken, sleep well, don't choke on you own vomit.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
`oKAY THIS IS MY LAST POST OF THE NIGHT. lOOVE YOU ALL GOODNIGHT.

Im sorry the dingo ate your baby

Originally posted by Naz
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39396000/jpg/_39396476_dingoap203.jpg

My dingo ate your dingo13

Originally posted by Naz
My hunter killed your dingo 13

http://www.ssaa.org.au/newssaa/101-StoriesReviews/hunting/ddf3.jpg

My stingray killed your hunter13

http://rfleming.rmplc.co.uk/diarypics/Crikeysteve.jpg

qu_dQMsgEo0

this is like a yu-gi-oh battle

Originally posted by Naz
My chinaman killed your stinkray

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/11/photogalleries/giantcatfish/images/primary/stingray_normal.jpg

My birdflu killed your chinaman13

http://www.bioedonline.org/hot-topics/images/bird-flu-2-051110.jpg

Originally posted by Gravitation
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!

Yeah it is13

Originally posted by Naz
My vaccine killed your bird flu

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9911/04/ear.infection.vaccine/new.vaccine.jpg

My Chuck Norris killed your vaccine13

http://membres.lycos.fr/christophepons/_borders/chuck_norris.jpg

A5NYt_9B62U

Originally posted by Naz
My atomic bomb killed your chuck norris.

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/22.jpg

Pfft noob, I won like 2 years agomhm

My fart killed all of you. 13

Originally posted by Eclipso
I must admit this is interesting.

Originally posted by Barker
http://www.nataliedee.com/031605/29-minutes.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/042206/trail-of-bathroom-destruction.jpg

Originally posted by Naz
I don't wanna be killed by a fart weep

It would be like falling asleep though. Nice and peaceful. 13

You could always plug your nose. 31

*Ken awakes with a killer headache*

How much did you have all up?

3/4's of a liter of whiskey...I prayed to the porcelin god quite a few times last night. I was amazed I could even make it to the bathroom in time since I couldn't walk. After that my brother made sure I had a bucket in my room just in case.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*Ken awakes with a killer headache* hangoverded ermm


I'm sorry.
Originally posted by LanceWindu
3/4's of a liter of whiskey...I prayed to the porcelin god quite a few times last night. I was amazed I could even make it to the bathroom in time since I couldn't walk. After that my brother made sure I had a bucket in my room just in case. Jeez.

Haha....go drink some water Kenny boypetpet

Originally posted by LanceWindu
3/4's of a liter of whiskey...I prayed to the porcelin god quite a few times last night. I was amazed I could even make it to the bathroom in time since I couldn't walk. After that my brother made sure I had a bucket in my room just in case.

Ah poor baby.hug

Coke's full of sugar and will make it worseermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Something is telling me he's aimng for worse.ermm That's crazy ermm .

*goes back to bed after another swig of whiskey*

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*goes back to bed after another swig of whiskey* Suicidally masochistic?

Originally posted by Great the Vraya
That's crazy ermm .

Its a crazy world.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*goes back to bed after another swig of whiskey*

Sleep on your side.petpet

Frankly, Attention Whore.

Though, I guess I can understand it.

*orders Ken a new liver off ebay* 13

Orders Ken a new brain. 13

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Its a crazy world.



Sleep on your side.petpet

Don't worry, I'm not drinking any more and my stomach is pretty much epty of all the alcohol.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Frankly, Attention Whore.

Though, I guess I can understand it.

Sorry that my bad day is deserving enough of you needing to call me an attention whore. Why don't you come back after being dumped by the woman you asked to marry you and we'll see how you feel.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Don't worry, I'm not drinking any more and my stomach is pretty much epty of all the alcohol.



Sorry that my bad day is deserving enough of you needing to call me an attention whore. Why don't you come back after being dumped by the woman you asked to marry you and we'll see how you feel. Puke?

i'm sorry. Hope the alcohol made you feel slightly better, even though it never does seem to.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Buy me shoes.13

No, I hate you *****, go die in a fire somewhere alone. 13

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Don't worry, I'm not drinking any more and my stomach is pretty much epty of all the alcohol.



Sorry that my bad day is deserving enough of you needing to call me an attention whore. Why don't you come back after being dumped by the woman you asked to marry you and we'll see how you feel.

Yikes! It's okay baby you don't need to explain I know how you feel.hugglomp

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Sorry that my bad day is deserving enough of you needing to call me an attention whore. Why don't you come back after being dumped by the woman you asked to marry you and we'll see how you feel.

It's alright, mate.
I can undestand your situation. Though my observation stands. I see you need it now.

Alright whatever, I'm outtie.

People are idiots, oh boo hoo, you got dumped, pleasssseeee...

Originally posted by Bloigen
People are idiots, oh boo hoo, you got dumped, pleasssseeee...

Go **** a goat.

Hey Lance, whenever I get the blues. I listen to Johnny Cash.

spHWZcCJa5w
"Get Rhythm"

Hey, get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
Get a rock 'n' roll feelin' in your bones
Put taps on your toes and get gone
Get rhythm when you get the blues

A Little shoeshine boy never gets low down
But he's got the dirtiest job in town
Bendin' low at the peoples' feet
On the windy corner of the dirty street
Well, I asked him while he shined my shoes
How'd he keep from gettin' the blues
He grinned as he raised his little head
Popped a shoeshine rag and then he said

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
A jumpy rhythm makes you feel so fine
It'll shake all the trouble from your worried mind
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on , get rhythm when you get the blues
Get a rock 'n' roll feelin' in your bones
Put taps on your toes and get gone
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Well, I sat down to listen to the shoeshine boy
And I thought I was gonna jump for joy
Slapped on the shoe polish left and right
He took a shoeshine rag and he held it tight
He stopped once to wipe the sweat away
I said you're a mighty little boy to be-a workin' that way
He said I like it with a big wide grin
Kept on a poppin' and he said again

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
It only costs a dime, just a nickel a shoe
Does a million dollars worth of good for you
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Originally posted by Dusty
Hey Lance, whenever I get the blues. I listen to Johnny Cash.

spHWZcCJa5w
"Get Rhythm"

Hey, get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
Get a rock 'n' roll feelin' in your bones
Put taps on your toes and get gone
Get rhythm when you get the blues

A Little shoeshine boy never gets low down
But he's got the dirtiest job in town
Bendin' low at the peoples' feet
On the windy corner of the dirty street
Well, I asked him while he shined my shoes
How'd he keep from gettin' the blues
He grinned as he raised his little head
Popped a shoeshine rag and then he said

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
A jumpy rhythm makes you feel so fine
It'll shake all the trouble from your worried mind
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on , get rhythm when you get the blues
Get a rock 'n' roll feelin' in your bones
Put taps on your toes and get gone
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Well, I sat down to listen to the shoeshine boy
And I thought I was gonna jump for joy
Slapped on the shoe polish left and right
He took a shoeshine rag and he held it tight
He stopped once to wipe the sweat away
I said you're a mighty little boy to be-a workin' that way
He said I like it with a big wide grin
Kept on a poppin' and he said again

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
It only costs a dime, just a nickel a shoe
Does a million dollars worth of good for you
Get rhythm when you get the blues

You're a strange little man Dusty.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You're a strange little man Dusty.

did u pass out yet?

You are a smart fella, Dusty.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You're a strange little man Dusty.

Yeah.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are a smart fella, Dusty.

Some say it is so.

Originally posted by SpadeKing
did u pass out yet?

Uh, last night...I'm sobering up now.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Uh, last night...I'm sobering up now.

That's good.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Uh, last night...I'm sobering up now.

DRINK SOME MORE!!!!! so I can rob you while you're drunk again

Originally posted by SpadeKing
DRINK SOME MORE!!!!! so I can rob you while you're drunk again

Don't encourage him

Trust me, nobody can encourage Kenny.

Originally posted by Devalion
Don't encourage him

why Not I already made $350 last night while he was drunk ermm

Originally posted by SpadeKing
why Not I already made $350 last night while he was drunk ermm

You know, thats not even funny

Originally posted by Devalion
Don't encourage him

He won't encourage him. Ken will do what he will do. I doubt what SK says has any influence on him. Don't worry. Well, not more than necessary due to his apparent immature behaviour yesterday.

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh, man. Well, at least it's not love issues. Those suck.

And yes, they are love issues.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
And yes, they are love issues.

I can't compare to your situation, but I was dumped one time on Valentine's Day Morning.

Originally posted by Eclipso
I can't compare to your situation, but I was dumped one time on Valentine's Day Morning.

I was dumped once the day before Valentines Day...twice actually

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I was dumped once the day before Valentines Day...twice actually

I got dumped for my best friend.

Originally posted by Eclipso
I got dumped for my best friend.

Yikes. Well that's never happened.

Originally posted by Eclipso
I got dumped for my best friend.

That's happened to me before too. Except I wasn't dumped, I kind of walked around a corner and saw them making out. Skank.

Then there was the one who went clubbing on my birthday and hooked up with some jackass. B!tch.

How about the one who was sleeping around on me with multiple guys? Sl*t.