Who Has a Bigger Penis?
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Vinny Valentine
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Its a very logical thread.
Now, If there are FEMALES in the poll, then just consider what they'd look like if they had a Penis!.
PS- LF and Storm and Naz. I'd like to Sex You.
vincent
Storm
I still stand by what I said.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Originally posted by Storm
If I was a man, my penis would own all of yours.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Bloigen
I WANT YOU! TO SAY I HAVE A BIG PENIS!
Röland
I don't care who has the bigger one, mine shoots lasers. w00t
Vinny Valentine
Mine Eats Babies.
Bloigen
Mine shows you pictures of Jay Leno naked, if you ask nicely. No idea how he got them though.
In Fate's Hands
Originally posted by Bloigen
Mine shows you pictures of Jay Leno naked, if you ask nicely. No idea how he got them though.
Yeah mine does that to, but it shows pictures of Tommy Lee naked instead.
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
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Its a very logical thread.
Now, If there are FEMALES in the poll, then just consider what they'd look like if they had a Penis!.
PS- LF and Storm and Naz. I'd like to Sex You.
vincent
once again Im not on a poll... weep
one day I will make it sadwalk
Ambience
Originally posted by Bloigen
Mine shows you pictures of Jay Leno naked, if you ask nicely. No idea how he got them though.
Ne - Neither do I...
shifty
Ambience
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
once again Im not on a poll... weep
one day I will make it sadwalk
We both will. =]
Storm
Mine would be too large for sexual intercourse.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Bloigen
Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
Yeah mine does that to, but it shows pictures of Tommy Lee naked instead.
Well then, it doesn't do that at all. I'm not talking to you if you're going to lie straight to my face like that. I'VE BEEN HURT BEFORE DAMNIT! weep
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Ambience
We both will. =]
... I'm waiting for the day
Ambience
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
... I'm waiting for the day
It won't be long. >D
Bloigen
Originally posted by Storm
Mine would be too large for sexual intercourse.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
That counts as forfeit. I win.
§P0oONY
The obvious answer is cheese.
Röland
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Mine Eats Babies.
Mine makes babies that look exactly like....Chuck Norris.
Storm
Originally posted by Bloigen
That counts as forfeit. I win.
You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah!
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Ambience
It won't be long. >D Ive been here for 2 yrs... and NOTHING weep
Bloigen
Originally posted by Storm
You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah!
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Bring it, biatch.
Barker
I voted Storm because I'm funny.
haermm31
And Mist's is between his shoulders, and therefore doesn't count.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Barker
I voted Storm because I thought it would aid Bloigen somehow. How wrong was I. STUPID STUPID STUPID!
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I eite ur pot. LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ
Röland
You're so tricky Barker with your forum magic. 13
Vinny Valentine
Storms load would Feed a small Ethiopian Country 13
drewbiefan
Oh jees this is rather a pthetic thread, how would anyone know
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Free trial for only $595. haermm
That's a f*ckin rip-off. 13
Bloigen
Originally posted by Barker
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=Bloigen%20Porn&btnG=Search&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=barker+naked+for+free&btnG=Search
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In Fate's Hands
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Storms load would Feed a small Ethiopian Country 13
jesus christ man, you wouldn't be able to move in it.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Barker
http://www.google.com/search?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=Bloigen%20is%20a%20pedophile&btnG=Search&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=barker+does+his+mom+in+a+canoe&btnG=Search
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drewbiefan
http://time.blogs.com/daily_dish/
rather hilarious i say
Barker
Originally posted by Bloigen
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=barker+does+his+mom+in+a+canoe&btnG=Search
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=bloigen+gets+off+to+a+different+species&btnG=Search
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Captain REX
I voted Storm. oh
In Fate's Hands
Originally posted by Barker
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=bloigen+gets+off+to+a+different+species&btnG=Search
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lets stop acting like little kids now.
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
That's without the $595.01 BJ coupon. 31
Still a rip-off. 13
Bloigen
Originally posted by Barker
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=bloigen+gets+off+to+a+different+species&btnG=Search
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off& amp;q=barker+likes+to+masterbate+in+parking+lots+b
ecause+he+finds+cars+to+be+erotic+and+he+likes+whe
els&btnG=Search
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~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
once again Im not on a poll... weep
one day I will make it sadwalk
In Fate's Hands
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
If i made the poll you would have been.
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
If i made the poll you would have been.
Are you coming on to me?
Bloigen
Originally posted by Barker
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Only+Adrianna+Lima%27s+Car.+%7Ehaermm%7E&btnG=Google+Search
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=harry+potter+sucks.+except+Harmonica%2C+I%27d+do+her&btnG=Search
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In Fate's Hands
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Are you coming on to me?
no i'm straight, and that was suppose to cheer you up. lol
ThePittman
There is a lot of dick wagging going on here
Barker
Originally posted by ThePittman
There is a lot of dick wagging going on here
Go put on some deodorant. 31
Bloigen
Originally posted by Barker
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en& amp;q=You%27d+blow+your+favorite+song+into+her+hol
es%3F+%7E31%7E&btnG=Google+Search
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http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=that+link+doesn%27t+work+&btnG=Search&meta=
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ThePittman
Originally posted by Barker
Go put on some deodorant. 31 You like the smell of Pitt
Bloigen
Originally posted by ThePittman
There is a lot of dick wagging going on here
Join in. 13
ThePittman
Originally posted by Bloigen
Join in. 13 So far all the girls are beating me cry
Barker
Originally posted by Bloigen
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=that+link+doesn%27t+work+&btnG=Search&meta=
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SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE **** UP! OH MY GOSH EVERYONE HATES ME! OMG!
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Originally posted by ThePittman
You like the smell of Pitt
Not sweaty Pitt.
ThePittman
Originally posted by Barker
Not sweaty Pitt.
But it smells like cookies
Bloigen
Originally posted by ThePittman
So far all the girls are beating me cry
Atleast it's through a poll and not physically.
Originally posted by Barker
SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE **** UP! OH MY GOSH EVERYONE HATES ME! OMG!
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Nub. 13
Bardock42
Voted for Da Moose.
In Fate's Hands
These polls are incorrect plus I voted for Storm cause her load could feed a country
Bloigen
Originally posted by Bardock42
Voted for Da Moose.
****ING TRAITOR! You're banned from the shoe club!
drewbiefan
SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE **** UP! OH MY GOSH EVERYONE HATES ME! OMG!
TRATOR
ThePittman
Originally posted by Bloigen
Atleast it's through a poll and not physically.
That you know of pitt_shifty
Barker
Originally posted by ThePittman
But it smells like cookies
But not Chocolate chip. nahuh
Bloigen
Originally posted by ThePittman
That you know of pitt_shifty
I know all and see all.
herbeyes
ThePittman
Originally posted by Barker
But not Chocolate chip. nahuh *throws chips*Originally posted by Bloigen
I know all and see all.
herbeyes
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Captain REX
I voted Storm. oh shock.....copy cat! disgust
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
shock.....copy cat! disgust
You said you loved me bestestest.oh
drewbiefan
throws chips?
Barker
Originally posted by ThePittman
*throws chips*
Ruffles?
Is this your idea of a joke? herbnone
Bardock42
Originally posted by Bloigen
****ING TRAITOR! You're banned from the shoe club!
I didn't really, frenchy.
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You said you loved me bestestest.oh hmmm well... umm honey... well that is to say... it was... well how can you blame me! cry
she found my weakness and doesnt even know. bag
§P0oONY
Originally posted by Bloigen
That's the ticket.
Chesse ****ing, uncle ****er. disgust
Thorinn
Originally posted by Bloigen
I WANT YOU! TO SAY I HAVE A BIG PENIS! Bloigen has a big wenis. 13
Kelly_LS
Well I've never seen any of these guys penises so....how can I judge?
Hey guys! How about you all show....erm never mind.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Well I've never seen any of these guys penises so....how can I judge?
Hey guys! How about you all show....erm never mind.
I'm pm'ing you a picture now.
Kelly_LS
Originally posted by Bloigen
I'm pm'ing you a picture now.
glomp
SpadeKing
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Mine Eats Babies.
thats nothing mine can Impale people by passing through their entire body
Kram3r
I can't Vote Bloigen because penguins have small penises. Can't vote Vin or Da Moose because Canadians don't have penises, it's a fact. I would vote Barker but he's not on the list. Dusty gets it.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Kram3r
I can't Vote Bloigen because penguins have small penises.
Dude....I told you not to tell anyone....
SpadeKing
Originally posted by Bloigen
Dude....I told you not to tell anyone....
we can see it in your sig
Kram3r
Originally posted by Bloigen
Dude....I told you not to tell anyone....
Don't worry, at least you have a family to be proud of.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Manchot_01.jpg/630px-Manchot_01.jpg
Too bad small penises run in the species.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Kram3r
Don't worry, at least you have a family to be proud of.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Manchot_01.jpg/630px-Manchot_01.jpg
Too bad small penises run in the species.
That's not my family, that's actually ma bitches.
Kram3r
Originally posted by Bloigen
That's not my family, that's actually ma bitches.
Pedophile much?
Bloigen
Originally posted by Kram3r
Pedophile much?
Yup.
Thorinn
Originally posted by Thorinn
Bloigen has a big wenis. 13
Eclipso
How come no one has voted for Strangelove? He's such a nice guy. Come on people, the least we can do is give the man a big penis.
Dr. Badass420
i have the biggest one. game over.
bananasex
2-D
ME
**** ALL OF YA
Penelope
Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
i have the biggest one. game over.
bananasex
Hush you big weenie.
Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Penelope
Hush you big weenie.
i'll show you big weenie, bend over. bananasex
Mit
Limp or erect? Shaven or unshaven? Circumcised or uncircumcised? There's too many variablesfear
Penelope
That is definately your favorite smiley, how cute. blow
Naz
wtf? I hope I don't have the biggest penis!
Mit
Originally posted by Naz
wtf? I hope I don't have the biggest penis!
Well according to the poll you have the second smallest, bigger one than Strangelove thoughhmm
Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Naz
wtf? I hope I don't have the biggest penis!
there's only one way to find out. take ya clothes off
Bunny B
My computer has the biggest penis
And its my bestest friiiend
Röland
I believe I have already won, seeing as how my penis shoots f*cking laserbeams! 13
Naz
mhm Your silly laserbeam wasn't even good enough to get in the poll.
Naz
Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
i love that name, its so funny
I came up with it all by myself
Bunny B
Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
random much?
Yes.... No........
I don't know what your talking about
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
mhm Your silly laserbeam wasn't even good enough to get in the poll.
That's because my penis is God like and reigns supreme over all other penis's. 13
Originally posted by Bunny B
Ooooooooo
That would be............ KINKI!
It is. You'd luver it. doped
Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
thats a cool feature wish mine could do that sadwalk
You suck. 31
Eclipso
Originally posted by Eclipso
How come no one has voted for Strangelove? He's such a nice guy. Come on people, the least we can do is give the man a big penis.
Bunny B
Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
i used it 2 times!
same here disgustshakefist
i dont either
um
PENIS!!
Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Bunny B
um
PENIS!!
cat
Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Bunny B
Does mist even have a penis?
I was thinking u were not of this world
f*ck if i know
Bunny B
Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
cat
Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Bunny B
blue
Röland
Originally posted by Bunny B
Does mist even have a penis?
I was thinking u were not of this world
I'm going to shoot you with my Laser Penis. *pew pew* 13
Bunny B
Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
blue
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/connor2211/Smileys/186028242540f6e03e27cc9.gif
Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Bunny B
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/connor2211/Smileys/186028242540f6e03e27cc9.gif
bananasex
Naz
Rolly's bird will pwn.
Mit
Originally posted by Kram3r
But I don't have my chicken here. I left it on the farm. My grandma is taking care of it...
Very good care of it.
'Chicken'?
Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Naz
Rolly's bird will pwn.
R:1
M:0
Bunny B
Can i spend the night with the winner??
Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Bunny B
Can i spend the night with the winner??
Naz
Originally posted by Bunny B
Can i spend the night with the winner??
I really hope i don't win haermm
Bunny B
Originally posted by Naz
I really hope i don't win haermm
Oh dont worrie... I'll be nice
Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Bunny B
Oh dont worrie... I'll be nice
but i wont bananasex
Bunny B
Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
but i wont bananasex
Bring it on biatch! whip
Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Bunny B
Bring it on biatch! whip
i like the whip smartass
Bunny B
Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
i like the whip smartass
I bet you do
Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Bunny B
I bet you do
you know i do
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