Here today, dead tomorrow or DEATH DRIVES A STICK !
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ToMacco
If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
Thorinn
Originally posted by Barker
Drive a stake.
Kram3r
Originally posted by Thorinn
Go to Barkdonalds
ToMacco
I'd masterbate in public.
Pandemoniac
I'd party so hard that it would kill me this day, and not tomorrow. Good grande finale while giving death the finger in a way as well
Bloigen
Originally posted by Thorinn
Eat A Steak
ToMacco
I'd hit on one of my hot cousins.
Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
Eat a Barkdonalds.
ToMacco
I'd make my own liquor in the bathtub.
Kram3r
Originally posted by Bloigen
Go to Barkdonalds
Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
Drive a stake to a Barkdonalds and Eat
ToMacco
I'd perform stunts I saw on jackass that the producers and MTV warned me not to recreate.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Barker
I don't find dead people erotic, so I wouldn't do anything with them.
ToMacco
I'd shave my head, and my balls, then glue my ball hairs to my head.
Barker
Originally posted by Bloigen
But I do, and I would. flirt
Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
I would dedicate a skyscraper to 13
I'd pay that.
Barker
Originally posted by Bloigen
I R CHUBBY
Originally posted by Kram3r
I'd pay that.
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Bloigen
Originally posted by Barker
i god a babie dol 4 xmas but it bruk becuz a stuk ma penis in it lolz lolz
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Barker
Originally posted by Bloigen
lol i stuck minez in the outliets
i tink u cun guss how dat turne dout
uncroesses legs l
lol i wuz tryin on shos nd the gril thouhg i wuz a gril
ToMacco
I would try to remove one of my own kidneys in a cold bathtub.
Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by ToMacco
If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
id make a 20 lb blunt and smoke it while getting a bj
ToMacco
I would watch "The Simpsons" complete seasons on DVD while snorting coke of a hookers ass.
Barker
Originally posted by Bloigen
lol thats nohtng OMlol
well mysorty beings in eary sprign you no wut im talkgn aboot anywai so i wzu outsid plsangygihngysggjsdplayinging in da spinklers butt anywai i saw these bugs hugging each udder so i sed cool anywai so i took da spindkerl off da hose and i stucked my winky in deh hosey.
bu omg it wuz stuck lol becuz all da sudden i was liek ooh feels good and i dunt no so i wz stuck wiff my weeny in da hos nd my mawz came out nd sez wheres ur weenky lol andshe wne nd turned on da hose
but den it all got bad lol it startd 2 hurt cuz pressure or somting lol so i tink it started 2 fed up into my mout h nd i threw up waterz finaly mi sister sed omg ur stuck nd she grabbd it and wnaked it hard nd i was liek feeel good agin bit it wauz stuckz so we got da vasleen nd pulled hard nd it came out finally lol but i dink it stretched
now its 2 inch lonl insted 1 lol
Bloigen
Originally posted by Barker
You put too much effort into that, you fail. 13
Barker
I was giggling madly as I typed it. 31
ToMacco
I would dip my nuts in chocolate, then . . .
. . . mmm. .. chocolate.
Shelbert Lemon
Id tell the man Im crushing on how much I really care for him.
ToMacco
Tell him? F**k him!!!!!! Literally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ToMacco
Tell him? F**k him!!!!!! Literally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that too
ToMacco
I would fly to New Zealand. By the time I got there, I would be dead.
Wait, that sucks!
Shelbert Lemon
Id want to dance in the rain. Lame?
ToMacco
No. That's not lame.
I would call all of the people I made fun of over the years and appologize (Billy Madison style).
silver_tears
I would have as much sex as possible, with complete strangers even. I would literally go out with a bang.
Strangelove
I'd sleep like it was my job. God I love sleep
Punkyhermy
i'd tell my all.
really.
i feel as if i have so many secrets to tell, i'd finally reveal them all.
h0rr0rf@n@+1c
I would jump into a pirahna-infested fish tank to put on a show for all of you (seriously, I need attention...)
ToMacco
I'd tell my boss what I really thought of him.
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