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In an effort to help with self improvement and self realization (in reality because I'm bored and alittle buzzed right now),

Post a helpful peice of advice to the person above you.

get a job

get laid

use a condom

stop smoking pot

edit: for Dr. Badass

start smoking pot

Get away from those kids!

stop giving away free BJs

put your pants on

Originally posted by Strangelove
stop smoking pot

edit: for Dr. Badass
who told you? mad

Originally posted by ToMacco
start smoking pot pass doped

Leave a better piece of advice

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
who told you? mad you ermm

stop ignoring MG

Keep a good head and always carry a lightbulb.

Be prepared

Originally posted by Strangelove
you ermm
dude i said "get a job" not "lets smoke pot"
how did you knwo, youre as smart as barker

buy a bong

Originally posted by ToMacco
Keep a good head and always carry a lightbulb. Make sure the lightbulb actually WORKS

wipe your butt more than you think you should

drugs is not the answer drugs is the question, yes is the answer

Stop me from Hating you.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
buy a bong
dude i use my friends lol

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
dude i said "get a job" not "lets smoke pot"
how did you knwo, youre as smart as barker smarter

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
dude i use my friends lol stop calling MG a dude

stop making lame jokes

make out with MGkiss

get laid

stop alltogether

Keep me well fed.

Stop talking in the third person...

make out with Scythe

get out while you can!!

eat cheese

read a good book

Originally posted by Strangelove
smarter
is that possible after his indian girl mission?
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
stop calling MG a dude
sorry
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
make out with MGkiss
ok
Originally posted by Scythe
Keep me well fed.
you like pizza?

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
is that possible after his indian girl mission? true, that was rather brilliant

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
make out with Scythe
Hell no!
Originally posted by Strangelove
read a good book
Eat more chikin

Cancel Girls Gone Wild subscription

stay away from the fat man while in possession of sugary goodness

stop eating dead animals

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
stop eating dead animals stop telling people to make out with you

don't be creepy

feed Toby

Feed yourself

starve

don't play golf in the rain.

Originally posted by ToMacco
don't play golf in the rain.
wel what the **** i might as well

Jump off a cliff

stop watching me and rolly, creeper

Don't bet on a fart.

wtf?

Have a baby already, I'm quite hungry.

don't pass out on the ground when you go out to party for new years

Originally posted by Naz
stop watching me and rolly, creeper I'm not
Originally posted by ToMacco
Don't bet on a fart. Fart in your mom's face

Originally posted by BakaXero
don't pass out on the ground when you go out to party for new years

that's good advice.

have Scythe's baby

Never tell a woman you love to fart "big"...

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
have Scythe's baby Have your own

no

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
have Scythe's baby

I agree, have my baby!

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Have your own you are f*cking bossymhm

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
you are f*cking bossymhm Umm...no I'm not....The quickest way to a man's heart is not his stomach, it's a little lower...

always brush your teeth

Originally posted by ToMacco
always brush your teeth Great advice...

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Umm...no I'm not....The quickest way to a man's heart is not his stomach, it's a little lower... and I wasnt trying to get to your puny heart

Sex, it rots the mind, but is great for the body!

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
and I wasnt trying to get to your puny heart I didn't say you were, it's just advice.....Stop assuming things without validation....

Originally posted by Eclipso
Sex, it rots the mind, but is great for the body!

How does sex rot the mind?

It clears my mind.

Originally posted by ToMacco
How does sex rot the mind?

It clears my mind. lol

be a Mr Orange

Be a chocolate bar

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
be a Mr Orange

That's good advice.

Originally posted by ToMacco
That's good advice. Makes no sense

be cool

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Makes no sense

Be like me, I guess.

you have should have ten fingers and ten toes it you have more or less then that and you don't know why it's time to see a doctor

Originally posted by BakaXero
you have should have ten fingers and ten toes it you have more or less then that and you don't know why it's time to see a doctor uh-oh
Originally posted by ToMacco
Be like me, I guess. not very good advice
don't pick your nose in public

Don't poop in a basket of chocolate

never make love to anything that is not your species.

Originally posted by ToMacco
Don't poop in a basket of chocolate lol

Change your name.

Be nice

change your sig

make out with me

nooo

wear a uniform

get drunk

Originally posted by drewbiefan


get drunk

hell yeah!drunk

Hey, where get the emotion?

get stoned

Don't have sex with a prostitute who only wants $5.

Me? Absolutely not my thing Neither of those

Originally posted by drewbiefan



Me? Absolutely not my thing Neither of those
the person above you

Buy me a car.

party with me

one of those was not

make out with me

swim with me

f*ck me

Stop posting.

Keep on rocking.

Have a great new year.

Send me some money.

make more cool smileys

quit smoking

get a good job

Originally posted by drewbiefan
quit smoking
lmfao... , this isnt the joke thread

Wear a uniform

wear nothing

Update your profile

Originally posted by Mywi
Update your profile
with what?

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
with what? with some pics

Eat red meat.

Buy a cat

Keep on trucking babeh.ermm

Make me January's women of the month. flirt

Always bring a towel. ermmhappy

Stop looking at little girls haermm

Don't smilie like that your face will get stuck.

Make me not untouchable

make you not untouchable ermm

make me a cup of coffee.

Take more pics

Eat cake.

Buy me shoes

Lick my shoes.

Make me shoes.

wear black underwear

Wear no underwear

Lip my stockings!

Lick my balls, and other various christmas ornaments.

Brush your teeth properly

Always check the closet for monsters.

Always put a jacket over your jimmy tongue_ss

Stay away from old men. haermm

Always push the red button.

Stop spending soo much time on the internet and take a walk outside for once.

If you step outside a giant bird will eat you.

Then be part of circle of life!

The outside world is where the bad stuff happens.

If a towel talks to you take 3 advil and shoot the hell out of the towel. laughing

Don't fart in church.