How do I take my pants off?

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Röland
Lyk omg how doo I tke my pantz off? I ned sum help heer.

Srsly I dunt no how. herbcry

Morning_Glory
I help

Naz
Let me...assist you. shifty

h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Dude, are you an idiot or something?

Ultraman Baltan

Mišt
omg u nub u putted tehm on bakwads herbhappy theyr stuk 4eva now herbcry

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Dude, are you an idiot or something?

No, he's not stupid.

Röland
Thx guyz I dunt no how 2 tak dem off. herbtouched

ToMacco

Röland

h0rr0rf@n@+1c

Röland
Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Dude, are you an idiot or something?

no my mum usly takz dem off fer me butt she is aslep n I dunt wnat 2 wak her up herbcry

Mišt

Barker
! bets thair stuck on sumptin herbcry

ToMacco

Röland
Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
I was just joking
wtf is up with your seech?

wht u men seech? herbeyes

Röland

Naz

h0rr0rf@n@+1c

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
! bets thair stuck on sumptin herbcry

mebbe butt i dunt thik so herbcry

ToMacco

BakaXero
dis phred full off weardoz herbnone

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
Oh noes! but i wants ur pats oof herb

tak em off rite now cuz they iz pinchng mez herbcry

ToMacco
"Don't you hate pants?!?" -homer simpson

Naz

Mišt
*gets sum sisorz* herbhappy

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
*pullz on tem* tey wonts coms oof! tey wonts coms oof! NOESS!!! herbcry

o noes1!!!1 dey iz hurtsng mez peniz, huriz Mizt n cutz dem plz herbcry

Naz

Mišt
oopz 2 laytherbcry

Naz

Itzak

BakaXero
wee tar did herbnone

Röland

Röland
Originally posted by Itzak
hw joo gona secks teh laydes nuw? herbermm

i cun now cuz Miztz cut oof mi peniz herbcry

ToMacco
detectivewhat's happening here?

Itzak

ToMacco
*frustrated, and leaves*

Röland
Originally posted by Itzak
u could allwas becum lesbon. herbhappy

datz a gud ideya Itzek herbtouched

Mišt

Röland

ToMacco

Röland
Originally posted by ToMacco
G*d d**mit! Are you drunk, or are your fingers too big for your keyboard? mad |

soz i drunk 2 mch yoohooz n it wen 2 mi hed herbcry

BakaXero
there is no need to censor yourself as kmc will do it for you.

shit **** ***** damn *** bastard

ToMacco

Barker
Originally posted by BakaXero
there is no need to censor yourself as kmc will do it for you.

shit **** ***** damn *** bastard
Haermm.

Röland
Originally posted by ToMacco
drunk is good, brother.

I noz itz so mch funz 2 b drunc herbhappy

Itzak
Originally posted by ToMacco
G*d d**mit! Are you drunk, or are your fingers too big for your keyboard? mad

thairs noting woug wif hem, hes jst pmsing dats all. herbhappy

Naz
Originally posted by Itzak
thairs noting woug wif hem, hes jst pmsing dats all. herbhappy

pmsing mak u supa howny herbhappy

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
pmsing mak u supa howny herbhappy

i no imz howny rite nowz herb

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
2 bad u cant gt ur pats oof herbsad

i noz n now mi peniz iz gun, cuz mi patz wuldt cum oof herbcry

Itzak
Originally posted by Naz
pmsing mak u supa howny herbhappy

i woodnut no, tank j00 4 teh in4mayshon. ilufu

Naz

ToMacco
Originally posted by Itzak
i woodnut no, tank j00 4 teh in4mayshon. ilufu

This thread is actually making me stupider.

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
dat suckerz herbsad

ye it sucks, butt u kan play wif mi new boobz, cuz i hadz 2 git a sex chainge herbeyes

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
ill by u a purty bra 4 ur birfday herb

k mke shur itz got lase on it herbtouched

Itzak
Originally posted by ToMacco
This thread is actually making me stupider.

do u want a priz or sumting? herbnone

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
itll haf lase n bows n frillys, and itll be rel purty herbhappy

k gud cuz i gotz 2 atrakt a rich lezbion 2 giv mi munyz herbhappy

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
sseel swoon on u in ur purty nu bra herbhappy

she bettr cuz i wunt 2 git lotz o munyz herbdoped

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
u donts gotsta wory ur litle herby head oof herb

i truzt dat u mad a gud chois herbhappy

Naz

BakaXero
herbemo

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
of coars i ded. i was birn wit excllnt bra piking abilletees herbhappy

duz it cum wit a matchng pear of panteez? herbhappy

Röland
Originally posted by BakaXero
herbemo

u haf a lot of hare herbdoped

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
oof curs, we haf to hid ur akseadent herb

no we dunt i hadz dat part surgrcilizd 2 herbhappy

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
oh, den what u wat unnerweres 4? sho oof ur nu stuufs! herb

gud ideya, mebbe she will lik mi nuff 2 giv mi munyz herbhappy

h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Is this thread still going on? Naz and Roland have taken over two threads.....

Röland
i mad dis thred herbhappy

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
se betta, dat biatczh don no wat glowreus sexah tang se be lookin it iff se don. herb

i noz, my knew thang shinz n sprklz herbhappy

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
carful, too muz loseaon will mak u sippery herb

o soz, i putz too mutch on o noes! herbcry

Itzak
Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Is this thread still going on? Naz and Roland have taken over two threads.....

teh 4ce iz strong wif dim. herbjedi

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
huwwy! wip it oofs! herbcry

u haf 2 wip it oof 4 mi cuz i jst puut nale polich on herbcry

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
oky, don touch nuffin to soodge ur nales *wips it oof* herb al betta?

thx i neded 2 let mi nales air dri herbtouched

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
twy a blowdwya next tyme, it gooes festa herbhappy

i kant aferd a bwodwya, dats y i gotz 2 haf sex wit teh rich lesbion lady herbhappy

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
o i c. hopfullee se wil pae u good. herbhappy

she sed if i stey wit her da hole nite she will pey mi a millon buks herbhappy

Naz

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
dat a loot herbhappy

ye butt she iz uugli so it kinds of sux. herbeyes

i gotz 2 leaf 2 go 2 teh ladiz hous. kthxnbai. herbhappy

Leo.M
dunt tel mi uz stil got dem pantz on herbdoped

Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
dunt tel mi uz stil got dem pantz on herbdoped

Noez, i gutz dem oof butt Mizt cut oof mi peniz zo i hadz 2 git a sex chaing. herbcry

Leo.M
ohh uz hav a pucy now? herb

Dr. Badass420

LethalFemme

Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
ohh uz hav a pucy now? herb

yeh butt i m romantcly invlvd wif dis rych lezbion herbhappy

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
shock

derz mi nu gurlfrend nowz herbhappy

Leo.M

LethalFemme

Leo.M
iz wint picz of dis herb

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
iz b da shiznitz.lf

u r teh sex n i luf u lufu

Naz
dif u git lootsa cash? herb

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
dif u git lootsa cash? herb

yez i gotz sum munyz herbbag

Vathu
I feel Wiitarded...

staraddict93

Strangelove
This is exactly why I hate herb, he inspires too much stupidity erm

Röland
The thread didn't have to be bumped though. no expression

Leo.M
I know this girl that lives in dumpster that can help you with taking off your pants. haermm

Strangelove

Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
I know this girl that lives in dumpster that can help you with taking off your pants. haermm

Between you and me, that joke never gets old. laughing out loud

Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
I didn't do it ermm

I know. yes

Storm

Strangelove
Originally posted by Storm
Just like this.
*Slowly unbuttons pants, pushes the zipper down, and slides them down over hips and legs. Elegantly steps out of them, leaving them puddled on the floor.*


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. droolio erotic novel

Röland
Originally posted by Storm
Just like this.
*Slowly unbuttons pants, pushes the zipper down, and slides them down over hips and legs. Elegantly steps out of them, leaving them puddled on the floor.*


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

That was elegant.

staraddict93

Kongu Dude
wut hpnd? herbhat2

Aod
Ur zippers broken urs stuck for liffe eek!

johnnyforever
Best. Thread. Ever. shock_w00t

Eclipso

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