How do I take my pants off?
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Röland
Lyk omg how doo I tke my pantz off? I ned sum help heer.
Srsly I dunt no how. herbcry
Naz
Let me...assist you.
h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Dude, are you an idiot or something?
Mit
omg u nub u putted tehm on bakwads herbhappy theyr stuk 4eva now herbcry
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Dude, are you an idiot or something?
No, he's not stupid.
Röland
Thx guyz I dunt no how 2 tak dem off. herbtouched
Röland
Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Dude, are you an idiot or something?
no my mum usly takz dem off fer me butt she is aslep n I dunt wnat 2 wak her up herbcry
Barker
! bets thair stuck on sumptin herbcry
Röland
Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
I was just joking
wtf is up with your seech?
wht u men seech? herbeyes
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
! bets thair stuck on sumptin herbcry
mebbe butt i dunt thik so herbcry
BakaXero
dis phred full off weardoz herbnone
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
Oh noes! but i wants ur pats oof herb
tak em off rite now cuz they iz pinchng mez herbcry
ToMacco
"Don't you hate pants?!?" -homer simpson
Mit
*gets sum sisorz* herbhappy
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
*pullz on tem* tey wonts coms oof! tey wonts coms oof! NOESS!!! herbcry
o noes1!!!1 dey iz hurtsng mez peniz, huriz Mizt n cutz dem plz herbcry
BakaXero
wee tar did herbnone
Röland
Originally posted by Itzak
hw joo gona secks teh laydes nuw? herbermm
i cun now cuz Miztz cut oof mi peniz herbcry
ToMacco
detectivewhat's happening here?
ToMacco
*frustrated, and leaves*
Röland
Originally posted by Itzak
u could allwas becum lesbon. herbhappy
datz a gud ideya Itzek herbtouched
Röland
Originally posted by ToMacco
G*d d**mit! Are you drunk, or are your fingers too big for your keyboard?
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soz i drunk 2 mch yoohooz n it wen 2 mi hed herbcry
BakaXero
there is no need to censor yourself as kmc will do it for you.
shit **** ***** damn *** bastard
Barker
Originally posted by BakaXero
there is no need to censor yourself as kmc will do it for you.
shit **** ***** damn *** bastard
Haermm.
Röland
Originally posted by ToMacco
drunk is good, brother.
I noz itz so mch funz 2 b drunc herbhappy
Itzak
Originally posted by ToMacco
G*d d**mit! Are you drunk, or are your fingers too big for your keyboard?
thairs noting woug wif hem, hes jst pmsing dats all. herbhappy
Naz
Originally posted by Itzak
thairs noting woug wif hem, hes jst pmsing dats all. herbhappy
pmsing mak u supa howny herbhappy
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
pmsing mak u supa howny herbhappy
i no imz howny rite nowz herb
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
2 bad u cant gt ur pats oof herbsad
i noz n now mi peniz iz gun, cuz mi patz wuldt cum oof herbcry
Itzak
Originally posted by Naz
pmsing mak u supa howny herbhappy
i woodnut no, tank j00 4 teh in4mayshon. ilufu
ToMacco
Originally posted by Itzak
i woodnut no, tank j00 4 teh in4mayshon. ilufu
This thread is actually making me stupider.
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
dat suckerz herbsad
ye it sucks, butt u kan play wif mi new boobz, cuz i hadz 2 git a sex chainge herbeyes
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
ill by u a purty bra 4 ur birfday herb
k mke shur itz got lase on it herbtouched
Itzak
Originally posted by ToMacco
This thread is actually making me stupider.
do u want a priz or sumting? herbnone
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
itll haf lase n bows n frillys, and itll be rel purty herbhappy
k gud cuz i gotz 2 atrakt a rich lezbion 2 giv mi munyz herbhappy
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
sseel swoon on u in ur purty nu bra herbhappy
she bettr cuz i wunt 2 git lotz o munyz herbdoped
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
u donts gotsta wory ur litle herby head oof herb
i truzt dat u mad a gud chois herbhappy
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
of coars i ded. i was birn wit excllnt bra piking abilletees herbhappy
duz it cum wit a matchng pear of panteez? herbhappy
Röland
Originally posted by BakaXero
herbemo
u haf a lot of hare herbdoped
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
oof curs, we haf to hid ur akseadent herb
no we dunt i hadz dat part surgrcilizd 2 herbhappy
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
oh, den what u wat unnerweres 4? sho oof ur nu stuufs! herb
gud ideya, mebbe she will lik mi nuff 2 giv mi munyz herbhappy
h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Is this thread still going on? Naz and Roland have taken over two threads.....
Röland
i mad dis thred herbhappy
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
se betta, dat biatczh don no wat glowreus sexah tang se be lookin it iff se don. herb
i noz, my knew thang shinz n sprklz herbhappy
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
carful, too muz loseaon will mak u sippery herb
o soz, i putz too mutch on o noes! herbcry
Itzak
Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Is this thread still going on? Naz and Roland have taken over two threads.....
teh 4ce iz strong wif dim. herbjedi
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
huwwy! wip it oofs! herbcry
u haf 2 wip it oof 4 mi cuz i jst puut nale polich on herbcry
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
oky, don touch nuffin to soodge ur nales *wips it oof* herb al betta?
thx i neded 2 let mi nales air dri herbtouched
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
twy a blowdwya next tyme, it gooes festa herbhappy
i kant aferd a bwodwya, dats y i gotz 2 haf sex wit teh rich lesbion lady herbhappy
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
o i c. hopfullee se wil pae u good. herbhappy
she sed if i stey wit her da hole nite she will pey mi a millon buks herbhappy
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
dat a loot herbhappy
ye butt she iz uugli so it kinds of sux. herbeyes
i gotz 2 leaf 2 go 2 teh ladiz hous. kthxnbai. herbhappy
Leo.M
dunt tel mi uz stil got dem pantz on herbdoped
Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
dunt tel mi uz stil got dem pantz on herbdoped
Noez, i gutz dem oof butt Mizt cut oof mi peniz zo i hadz 2 git a sex chaing. herbcry
Leo.M
ohh uz hav a pucy now? herb
Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
ohh uz hav a pucy now? herb
yeh butt i m romantcly invlvd wif dis rych lezbion herbhappy
Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
shock
derz mi nu gurlfrend nowz herbhappy
Leo.M
iz wint picz of dis herb
Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
iz b da shiznitz.lf
u r teh sex n i luf u lufu
Naz
dif u git lootsa cash? herb
Röland
Originally posted by Naz
dif u git lootsa cash? herb
yez i gotz sum munyz herbbag
Strangelove
This is exactly why I hate herb, he inspires too much stupidity
Röland
The thread didn't have to be bumped though.
Leo.M
I know this girl that lives in dumpster that can help you with taking off your pants. haermm
Röland
Originally posted by Leo.M
I know this girl that lives in dumpster that can help you with taking off your pants. haermm
Between you and me, that joke never gets old.
Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
I didn't do it ermm
I know. yes
Strangelove
Originally posted by Storm
Just like this.
*Slowly unbuttons pants, pushes the zipper down, and slides them down over hips and legs. Elegantly steps out of them, leaving them puddled on the floor.*
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. droolio erotic novel
Röland
Originally posted by Storm
Just like this.
*Slowly unbuttons pants, pushes the zipper down, and slides them down over hips and legs. Elegantly steps out of them, leaving them puddled on the floor.*
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
That was elegant.
Kongu Dude
wut hpnd? herbhat2
Aod
Ur zippers broken urs stuck for liffe
johnnyforever
Best. Thread. Ever. shock_w00t
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