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Okay, type in your best pick-up line and the next poster will tell you if they would go for it or not and then they post one of their own.

"Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?"

"I lost my number...can I have yours?" ermm

Nice shoes. Wanna ****?

"If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together." flirt

I must be seeing stars, because you're right in front of me.

"Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend."

"Did it hurt?" "When you feel from heaven cuz you must be an angel!"

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I must be seeing stars, because you're right in front of me.

That so ****ing worked.

"It must hurt to fall from heaven."

"Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself."

I can totally see myself in your clothes

*puts on chapstick* Would you **** me?

"I don't have kids,"

"Do you like music? Well Let's make some together."

Scythe: Hi, would you like to dance?

Girl: What? I can't hear you over the music!

Scythe: I said you look fat in those pants!

Originally posted by Scythe
Scythe: Hi, would you like to dance?

Girl: What? I can't hear you over the music!

Scythe: I said you look fat in those pants!

"Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" *Winks*

"Hey babe, how 'bout we go halves on a bastard?"

Originally posted by Scythe
Scythe: Hi, would you like to dance?

Girl: What? I can't hear you over the music!

Scythe: I said you look fat in those pants! What the hell kind of pick up line is that?
"That outfit look good on you. It would look better off you."

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
What the hell kind of pick up line is that?

Oh it says "best" pick-up line, my bad.

Sorry, I don't have any "good" ones.

"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh it says "best" pick-up line, my bad.

Sorry, I don't have any "good" ones. Was that sarcasm?

""Hello there, why don't you get out of my dreams and into my bedroom?"

"Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow night."

Originally posted by Eclipso
"Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow night."

"If one could measure you beauty, the scale would be off the charts!!"

The alphabet begins with A-B-C.
Numbers begin with 1-2-3.
music begins with Do-Re-Mi.
and sex begins with you an me.

Good news, the doctor says I dont have AIDS13

"How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!"

"Do you like to eat sausage? Well I have one you can eat..."

"I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?"

Originally posted by Eclipso
"I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?" lol

"If you were a genie in a bottle, I would DEFINITELY rub you the right way..."

My bed is broken, I need a screw to fix it 13

"I'm British. Do you have any British in you? Would you like some?

Originally posted by Eclipso
"I'm British. Do you have any British in you? Would you like some? thumbup1

"If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?"

I don't need the candy shop, because I've got all of the sweets I need right here.

When the queen said "Who's the fairest of them all" and was told Snow White, you obviously weren't around.

"Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

"It is good for a man to meet a girl in the park, but better for a man to park meat in the girl."

I R BLACK I R HAVE BIG PENIS I R BUTSECKS YOU NOW!

*Picks up Itzak and carries him away*

Originally posted by Blaxican
I R BLACK I R HAVE BIG PENIS I R BUTSECKS YOU NOW!

*Picks up Itzak and carries him away*

droolio OMG! u have such a way with your wordz!

LOL about time we started hearing from some people in the Sex Party thread.

"So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the best sex in history? No? Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it."

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see.

"Are you a virgin? No? Prove it! "

Have you ever heard 'beauty of a goddess'? They must have thought of it after seeing you.

"I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated."

"Do you believe guys think with their dick? Yeah? Well, in that case, will you blow my mind? "

See no touch, touch no see, touch must pay money

"Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, if so you think that there would be some depth to it?"

I know math...U+I=69.

"Excuse me, I'm putting together a list of people with whom I want to have sex, and I'll need the correct spelling of your name."

Does Angelina Jolie know she has competition?

Do you want to **** or do I owe you an apology?

'Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm'?

'Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist'.

'Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza'?

'I wanna put my thingy into your thingy'.

What winks and ***** like a tiger?


*wink*

"Are you here for cocaine rehab, too?"

"Excuse me, do you mind if I fart?"

"Hey there, I just got out of prison. I've been the "Taker" for a while, and I'd like to be the "Giver" now."

"Your cute. Let's make crotch slop."

man that^ guy sure flirts with himself a lot

I sense sexy! *leans toward you*

"I just shaved my balls. But I made some mistakes. Got any band-aids?"

"So you thinking about getting a piercing? Well, if you want you can come back to my place, I happen to know a bit about penetration."

"I want to f**k you"

Oh, I see you dropped your books, wanna ****?

"Let's talk about football. (Stick one hand out) There's an endzone here (put your other arm around the person) And there's an endzone here. Now let's talk about scoring."

"I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?"

Are you an angel because I'm seeing stars


no wait... Are you in front of me because you're lookin' yummy
no




dammit

"Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?"

"Excuse me, but I've been over by the bar running some numbers, and I believe that through combining our genes, we could create a faster, stronger, smarter super-soldier for our country. Now, there remains only one way to actually create this super-soldier, but in this time of national emergency, we have all been called upon to exert ourselves to new heights. Therefore, not for me, but for America, the cause of freedom calls upon you to go home with me tonight. "

I'm pretty sure I don't have any STD's. naughty

OMG your shirt matches my panties wanna see 'em?eyes

^Thorinn would have taken up that one.

Oh my god, that shirt is so nice, can I see if your bra matches?

"my neighbors dog has a four inch c*it."

"Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"

Jumpy

"so, how many times do you have to wipe your ass after you poop?"

Do me or else. *at that point I take out a knife*

"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street."

"My dick needs a vagina. Your's will do."

"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into my penis and needs rubbed out, OH THE HUMANITY!

Ever had Femme Pie?flirt

"Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!"

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Ever had Femme Pie?flirt no

Hi, I seem to have lost my penis, can you find it for me?

"Do you believe in sex at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Hi so you're my doctor? I need my oral examination.eyes

"I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex."

"Hey there i've got some skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?naughty"

"Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!" LOl!

"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons."

"How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

Originally posted by Souichiro Nagi
"How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

Already done.



"If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created."

Um.
"Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?"

"Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them. "

"That outfit looks good on you ... but it would look a lot better in a crumpled heap next to my bed."

Did you ever here 'falling in love'? Yeah? Well, I came from a thousand feet.

"Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position."

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?"

Originally posted by Souichiro Nagi
"If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?"

Already done,

"Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue."

I need no bee hive, because I see all the honey I will ever need in front of me.

"Can I borrow 70 cents? No? Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69."

"My urinary track is blocked and I can't pee! Help me!"

"Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent."

"show me your titties, im rick james b!tch!"

"You got a boyfriend? No? Well, you do now."

"Hi, do you want to have my children? No? Ok then, can we just practice?"

"Hi. I'm an astronaut. And my next mission is to explore Uranus."

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
"My urinary track is blocked and I can't pee! Help me!"
that would get you a slap across the face

this is for if a guy post under me and since I have a pirate sig, I shall make a pirate theme

"Arrrrrrr, let me make your Roger Jolly"

Sorry. His names Steven. =|

"Hey! Want to see something swell?"

"I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there."

"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. "

Already done.

"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."

;Pulled his up pants.;

"Alright. Spread your cheeks and lift your sack."

Um....hi....Nice boobs.

"The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"Wow, you should be a Victoria secrets model blush2"

"Oh, you're a bird watcher. Well, would you take this for a swallow?"

"My dad said there are no such things as angels, I guess he's not always right."

"I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy."