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zOMG!! How wasted did you get?
and what from?

Originally posted by BakaXero
zOMG!! How wasted did you get?
and what from?

I've still got 1 hour to go! *looks around and spots toilet bowel* How you doin'?

not wasted, not going to get wasted

The toilet don't love you!

Originally posted by Strangelove
not wasted, not going to get wasted
meh... can't expect everyone too
Originally posted by Scythe
The toilet don't love you!
why would it? your aways throwing waste from your body into it

Originally posted by BakaXero
why would it? your aways throwing waste from your body into it

Some like it like that.

I just got back from a party where I intended to get a little tipsy and maybe have sex but my stupid ass friend got hammered and needed a ride home so I had to take him home.

I'm working on it.................

Thata Boy!

I'm not into Porcelain. 31

Originally posted by Scythe
You may have dodged the bullet. Raging herpes are probably sitting on a table goin': "Where the hell is he?"

Nah I knew all the girls there and anyways I always wear a raincoat before I jump in the puddle. 13

Originally posted by Barker
I'm not into Porcelain. 31

13
Imer drunken.

Oh you31


I had a few more drinks while still hungover today, not feeling the best right now13

I'm on beer #18 right now.................some else typed this for me.

I feel like asss, tooo muchh peopl and weed. 31

Originally posted by silver_tears
I feel like asss, tooo muchh peopl and weed. 31
crylaugh

It's funny when you're loaded. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I feel like asss, tooo muchh peopl and weed. 31

Show us your boobs13

Originally posted by BakaXero
zOMG!! How wasted did you get?
and what from?

I had only one can of bourban and cola, and I was fine! I don't drink to get drunk, though.

Originally posted by Barker
crylaugh

It's funny when you're loaded. haermm

Don't take advamtage od me yo jerk! 13

yeah i feeeel real good tonight and i got music on the radio!!!!

Originally posted by silver_tears
Don't take advamtage od me yo jerk! 13
I can't wait to see your response to these when you're regular again.

Originally posted by silver_tears
*does*
I'm still nakes I cant find my top. ermm

Show me a photo in pm to prove it13
Oh I took your top, its at my house, you have to come over to get it backermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
*does*
I'm still nakes I cant find my top. ermm

I wish I was naked with someone, my new years sucked! weep

*goes into bathroom and masturbates* ermmcry

I just threw up beer so I could make room for more beer.

I haven't had anything to drink so far.

Brb, I'm going to see if I can get high off of some Orange Juice. herbnone

Beer, bourbon and vodka dont mix 13

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm not actually drunk darling, I was having a little fun with you.
I prefer the bedtime fun, hun. mhm

Originally posted by Barker
I prefer the bedtime fun, hun. mhm

I lost the key to the cuffs. mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'd have felt you up dear

Have you ever seen my picture or are you saying that to cheer me up? herbtouched

My New Years sucked because I had to baby-sit my idiotic friend who wouldn't stop drinking. Then when I was taking him home I'm going 55 down a STATE ROUTE and without warning he opened my car door and started puking.

I was tempted to punch him in the back of the head. 13

Originally posted by silver_tears
I lost the key to the cuffs. mhm
Pssh, a just get them a little slick.

Haven't you learned anything? hmh

Originally posted by silver_tears
Whoops, no camera. ermm
Will you be naked, I'm not coming otherwise. 13



Thats ok, just come around and Ill take one 13
Im always naked31





FFS I cant type for shit today...

Originally posted by silver_tears
Never seen, but I grope everyone when I'm drinking.

Originally posted by Impediment


I'll be honest, I just get really horny. doped

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'll be honest, I just get really horny. doped

Come around here and drinkdoped

Originally posted by silver_tears
Never seen, but I grope everyone when I'm drinking.

I hate people who don't know their own limits. Not only is it dangerous and stupid but it's also inconsiderate to those around you when you're puking. Although better out than in the car right?

You'd think I was ugly if you saw me anyway.

I wish I could have hung out with you tonight, my main goal tonight was to at least make out with someone. I am deprived and havn't gotten any in a long time. weepermm

Yes, I was very pissed at him. People told him numerous times to stop and he just kept on going. shakefist

Originally posted by silver_tears
Is Australian beer any good? doped

crylaugh



















Wait, are you serious?doped

Originally posted by silver_tears
Everyone's attractive when you're drunk. dodgy

I was at a house party with like a zillion other people, getting felt up on the stairs at midnight with a beer in my hand
It was a huge house party, tons of people.

I have some friends like that, it's ridiculous.

True, but I might be more attractive to you sober. srugdoped

I was at a party with like 14 - 15 girls but they either

A) Had boyfriends
B) Were already taken and fooling around somewhere
C) I had to take care of my friend. He owes me some action that bastard. disgust

Yeah, it really made me mad. I'm glad he got home safe and stuff but still it's New Years I wanted to have fun.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Notice the use of the sarcastic doped smiley. doped

Seriously though Michael, I'd shag you all over the place if I was drunk with you. You're too amusing not to.

Had to make sure, you are Canadian after alldoped

You left out the bit about the big penis and everything but Ill let it slide this one time doped

Originally posted by silver_tears
I might have to gag you during though. ermm


o tahs fyn as long as tehres a BJ involvd herbtouched

The only Austrailian beer I've ever had is Foster's.




Weasel Piss in a can.

Originally posted by Impediment
The only Austrailian beer I've ever had is Foster's.




Weasel Piss in a can.

That explains it then 13

Originally posted by silver_tears
Mayhaps my dear, mayhaps. hmm

All the girls at this party were kind of trashy really, me and my girl friends were so out of place it was a little funny. doped

Hopefully you mean action from a girl. ermm

I'm too lazy to post a pic right now.

I'm pretty desperate right now. Sad isn't it?

Of course I mean from a girl.

Originally posted by Impediment
What do you recommend, sir?

Anything not Foster's Foster's is pretty much...beer for 13 year olds.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Before........and after. 13

Now?13

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'd be too lazy to focus on it and remember tomorrow morning. doped

You'd have to be with some of these girls, they looked a bit rough. One could probably have snapped me in two. ermm

Good stuff.

I'm at that stage after drinking where everything is slowed down for me, and I just feel lazy, like the whole lazy kind of sex, where your movements are so slow.

K I will post one tomorrow somewhere.

I don't want a rough girl. ermm I want a soft, curvy girl.

Yes, I don't swing that way, atleast not that I know of.

That's a good stage. yes

Originally posted by silver_tears
Well it is technically before isn't it? 31

Indded13



Yeah thats all I gotermm My brain is melted, Im going to lie down for a bitwavey

What's a good Austrailian Beer, Sir? I'mz thirstyz................

Originally posted by silver_tears
If I stumble upon it, I'll let you know. doped

I want a nice strong guy to tear his clothes off and have my way with him. Possibly lick him all over. ermm

It's fun to pretend. lookaround

I agree, it makes everything so much more enjoyable, and entertaining.

K doped

I could do that, but you're a good ways away from Ohio. cry

It is?

Yeah, and then right before you fall asleep, you feel all peaceful like.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea I am, and it's not quite right when you know the ripping clothes off is coming. touched

I'm kidding about the homosexual bit.

Oh and then there's that whole best sleep of your life bit after. droolio

I agree it has to be the whole "omg I didn't know that was going to happen." deal.

So was I.

OMG's Yes and when you wake up you barely have a hangover.

Which is what I'm off to do now, sweet eventual dreams sweetie. mwah1

Imp, good luck

Originally posted by silver_tears
Which is what I'm off to do now, sweet eventual dreams sweetie. mwah1

Imp, good luck

Night Irene. hug

Originally posted by Impediment
What's a good Austrailian Beer, Sir? I'mz thirstyz................
I don't think you can get Australian beer Aussies prefer outside the country
pretty much no one in Australia drinks Fosters

Originally posted by silver_tears
Imp, good luck

Love you, too, babe.

Originally posted by Itzak
I haven't had anything to drink so far.

Brb, I'm going to see if I can get high off of some Orange Juice. herbnone

I lol'd.