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I'm too shaken to comment
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/2231291.stm

It was probably visiting burglar Yerssot!

you mean that was Bjork's home?
BLEURGH!
*throws out stolen material*
I'm going to keep the rest of the stolen goods, the ones that aren't from her

*Scotland Yard police search the stars home for clues*

All I can find is these waffles and sticky chocolate finger prints sarge!

wait a minute! if I left the waffles there instead of the dynamite...where did I left the dynamite then?
*Tex collection of bjork cd's gets blown up*
oh... now I remember

darn I can't access the site!

actually mah... now you have to be happy because of that

well I want to know what the news was!

Yeah, they must of removed the article.

Anyways, Björk, 7 months pregnant, was sleeping whilst some thugs broke into her apartment and robbed her dry!!!

They always know which people have the best stuff
That's why Yerssot will never get robbed!

not very nice. had forgot that she was pregnant btw.

speaking of which; becksy and posh's new son is Romeo?? now what is that?

They're a pair of freaks.

Posh Spice?

yep

Oh, she's still alive then?

Here's another article, case you still interesetd Mah.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=638&ncid=762&e=1&u=/nm/20020902/en_nm/crime_bjork_dc_2

I find your Bjork links nearly as bad as BadBoys botty boy link.

Yeah, but I'm sure your mouse is right near broken clicking on BadBoys gay model link a hundred times!

At least I haven't added it to my favourites folder.

Oh yeah?!?!?!
Well atleast I haven't made booty boy my desktop!!!
Wait till Mrs. Mech get's a glympse of those buns!!

You do realise its dangerous to lick your computer screen like that don't you Tex?

Just dont break your finger

I don't get it, but I do think I may not want to know what you are insinuating either.

say when we have to leave you two alone

I get it Mech. It means we have to slap Tex and rob Bjork's house again.

*gets burglar bags ready*

Bjork slept through the robbery because she was passed out on ugly juice.

oh well, she has enough money to buy whatever touchy feely wannabe artistic things she lost.

more ugly juice

probablyso she shouldn't complain too hard, yerss could have stolen something better imo tho

She's only pissed because they only did half the job, they pillaged only, see even the vikings who rape and pillage find a sleeping Bjork not worth the trouble.

well the Vikings would put something in her though, only it would have been a sword through her neck

ok..ok...we don't like her songs, her voice...her whole media appearance...but maybe she's a good person ...as long as she doesn't sing

hurray for the vikings

so, when will they kill her?

oi, you're going too far. she isn't a bad person and her music isn't bad

they got you too??

they?

the Bjork lovers!

Mah has been turned to the Darkside.

*gets out tatoo-machine*

I must confess.......I own several Bjork albums too. :shy:

well she's nuts and I don't like her music,
still no reason to kill her tho,
imo it won't be a terrible thing should it happen

*loads shotgun*
let's roll

MONSTERS!!!!!

That poor darling is burgled by thugs with good taste, and all you can do is make fun! Oh, the humanity!!!! *faints*

Well at least she's been getting some publicity, she was on all the morning shows, MTV, CNN and even my crappy local news channels.
Cause everyone loves Björk!
Burglars beware, Tex is on the case!

no, they all love the burglars for daring to go that close to her

guess the burglars ran shitless when they came across Bjørks picture on the wall

what does she sound like? don't know if I've heard her stuff or not, since my fav radio station rarely gives the info

well if you ever heard a run for shelter air raid warning alarm, it is very similare to Bjørks music

hihi

when the air attack warning sounds, please run for cover, the air attack warning sounds like......Bjork.

If there was an elevator to heaven, Björk would be the elevator music.
With her heavenly voice and angelic features! :shy:

singing:" Going down..or bust"

Just playing the last vestiges of your own personal hell, from thereonin once you pass through the pearly gates you will know you will never again have to suffer the anquish of having to endure Bjork.

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How much time did you use on that one?

he started last september

Seem to have hit a raw nerve there. Think I may use that in Emails, can't see a copyright anywhere so should be OK.