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Figured I've been long overdue for one of my own since way back in '03.

So, how is everyone? Still dying alittle? Feel free to bring anything you wish to my thread. I'm open about most things, so enjoy our time we spend together.

I'll bring a case of BJs.

Originally posted by Barker
I'll bring a case of BJs.

And a case of BJ's is Barker for what?

spliff

Now the party has started.

Social thread are the bane of my existence

Originally posted by Strangelove
Social thread are the bane of my existence

They aren't that bad.

Originally posted by Scythe
They aren't that bad. there are too many though

hello scythe

Originally posted by Scythe
And a case of BJ's is Barker for what?
A case of Barker Juice. Barkdonald's exclusive soft drink? Money? A method of payment?

Originally posted by Barker
A case of Barker Juice. Barkdonald's exclusive soft drink? Money? A method of payment?

I'd like a large one please. 13

I have coupons.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
hello scythe

Hello Blackey!

Originally posted by Barker
Expired. 13

Like me!!

Originally posted by Barker
Expired. 13

Cheap bastard.

*gives $4* 13

What's it taste like?

edit: double post

Originally posted by Scythe
Wait! It's more then a dollar?! What the hell do you put in it Barker?

I think he puts extra foam in it. 13

Bleh!

Hey Scythe,hows your new KMC storys coming along?

*finds self a comfortable niche*



I may actually come to frequent this social thread. Usually I avoid them for too long and when I finally do post something it's always irrelevant, and I end up feeling as though I'm some sort of outcast

Originally posted by Sanctuary


Uh oh! I ninja! Did she steal anything?!

Originally posted by Mr Parker
Hey Scythe,hows your new KMC storys coming along?

Pretty good, some funny stuff is gonna happen in issue three.

Originally posted by Syren
*finds self a comfortable niche*



I may actually come to frequent this social thread. Usually I avoid them for too long and when I finally do post something it's always irrelevant, and I end up feeling as though I'm some sort of outcast

Well pull up a chair, and share anything you wanna. For example, I'm curious, what kind of music do you listen to Syren?

Issue #3 is now at 40% completion everybody.

Originally posted by Scythe
Issue #3 is now at 40% completion everybody.

Pff, ***

Originally posted by SelphieT
Pff, ***
lawl roffle roffle roffle la-mao

Gaspity!

hows it goin scythe?

It's goin' good Dr. BA, tell me, how is your drumming coming along?

Just thought I'de copy and paste my interview with Impediment for all to see here on my thread.


Oh! Hello there Impediment, I didn't see you come in.

Scythe

1) So, let me start by asking: How are you today, sir? What was the highpoint of you day?

I am doing quite superb for a 100 year old goat demi-god, thank you for asking. My highpoint of the day you say? Simple, today was when
I was rewarded with a fresh breath of air, you see, I have been kept captive inside Roseanne's steel sewn vagina. I've been there since
last last Tuesday when Tom Arnold told me there was cash and prizes inside his burlap sack. Boy am I never listening to him again.

2) What musical influences do you draw from? Any favorite bands you could list to us now?

Well, much like a fart plagued with chunks of everlasting feces, I draw my power from my myself. I influence myself to do everything one
could ever need to do. It's how I learned to use the potty and not call 911 asking for the price of cereal. Several bands that have made an
impact in our humble career are local bands, such as Diseased Unicorn and Deathguise.

3) Come to think of it, we've never seen a pic of you. Any chance we'll get to see the mystery man?

Of course, here is a screenshot of a Mexican pastry cake commercial I was in.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n153/Hyperphase/bimbo.png
P.S. I'm the on in the goat mask, not the shiny gold wrapper.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n153/Hyperphase/hobogoat.png
Here is another picture of me in my years as a hobo.

4) Why did you pick my woman, BlackSunshine, to be a "Scythette"? She's teh hotness, isnt she?

She is fine addition to the Scythette family, and a worthy ally on the battlefield. Why, just the other day she delivered I saw her in
the lab trying to cross breed ninjas, a few knights and a magical rabbit to create a politician she could fight.

5) What does Scythe do with his free time?

Well, besides playing guitar, I dabble in the ancient arts of goat roasting. I have yet found the perfect curse word/recipe for them. I'm a big
fan of Hentai, so I like to take my portable television to the park, and watch four hours worth of it in public.

6) You have a brain tumor and 24 hours to live. What do you do? What.....do....you...do?

Simple, murder Celine Dion with her own vocal chords, then, move on to Paris Hilton. You see, I wish for nothing more then to give Paris Hilton
the gift of immortality. Her death will corrupt this world for ages to come. So within 24 hours, I plan on kidnapp-...my mistake, slutnap her, stuff
her in the trunk of a car, then drive her out to a $1.00 a month storage facility. Once there, I shall watch her try on different outfits so that I
can record several clips of her saying she's alright with different outfits. Once she passes away, from a lead pipe to the breasts, I shall send a
different clip to the world every now and then, just so everyone can know she's alright. Once I die, someone will continue my legacy, because they
must. For I have discovered that the reason Paris says, "That's Hot", is because is she says it enough times, the sky shall tear open, and a winged
demon atop a fiery horse shall descend upon this earth.

7) Describe yourself in 5 adjectives.

What the hell's an adjective?

8) Tell us why you chose the name Scythe and the symbol of a devil in a handicapped sign, if you please.

Simple, when I arrived to this barren wasteland, I mean, KMC, my original username I had in mind, which is Strife, was already taken by some member
that probably already dead during a Sanford & Son marathon. As for the Satanicapped Symbol, that's marely a self portrait of myself sitting in my own
disease ridden wheelchair. Well...at least if it were drawn by the government. Yes.

9) Do girls fart? If not, where does all of that poo poo vapor go?

Ah, that's a simple question Impediment. Women, do indeed, "fart". The mere thought of them not farting is enough to cause anarchy in the streets.
However, the big picture is how they utilize their farts. I've come to the conclusion that their farts serve as an afrodisiac which later turns
to sex. Now, it's either that, or I am deeply aroused when the scent of female chunks hits my nose.

10) Finally, what would you like to say to KMC right now? Any comments/praises/critiques?

Well, there's not much to say, a small yet growing community is at hand, and our role is to keep it safe, I mean, one thing you can say about KMC is
that, there's a sense of danger, but at the same time, there's Bloigen. Not many boards can say that can they? Not many boards can truly say they have
a resident goat typing away within it? There's a philly cheesesteak on the table Impediment, are you going to eat it? I mean, women right?

my drums are goin good, im hoping that one day some kid will like our music and maybe make us famous somehow...but in the meantime i am a practicing auto mechanic.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
my drums are goin good, im hoping that one day some kid will like our music and maybe make us famous somehow...but in the meantime i am a practicing auto mechanic.

Aw man, the only advice I can give you is simple, make music your top priority. You have to eat, sleep, and shit music. There's no sideline job, or odd jobs involved, it requires your complete attention, and even then, there's a very, very small chance you'll get noticed.

I bothered to read through the first part of the interview.
If it's not one thing it's another, you silly child you.

But why did you have to use the pics of that fruity mask? D:
Me and Lamara totally should've gotten you the not-gay-in-the-ass one we found at the mall. D: <

EDIT:
Originally posted by Scythe
You have to eat, sleep, and shit music.
I roffled.

Originally posted by Xerus
I bothered to read through the first part of the interview.
If it's not one thing it's another, you silly child you.

But why did you have to use the pics of that fruity mask? D:
Me and Lamara totally should've gotten you the not-gay-in-the-ass one we found at the mall. D: <

EDIT:

I roffled.
you know scythe in real life?

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
you know scythe in real life?
Not quite, but for a long time, yes.

Originally posted by Xerus
Not quite, but for a long time, yes.
cool

Originally posted by Xerus
I bothered to read through the first part of the interview.
If it's not one thing it's another, you silly child you.

Heetee.

Originally posted by Xerus
But why did you have to use the pics of that fruity mask? D:
Me and Lamara totally should've gotten you the not-gay-in-the-ass one we found at the mall. D: <

I know! If you guys see it, buy it, I'll pay you back.

Originally posted by Xerus
I roffled.

That'll do pig, that'll do.

Originally posted by Scythe
That'll do pig, that'll do.
Go eat a can, goat. D: <

so whats new with you scythe, after all this is your thread

Originally posted by Xerus
Go eat a can, goat. D: <

Lunchie munchies?

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
you know scythe in real life? Yes, we know this homosexual you speak of. We all talk almost everyday.

Teehee.

Well, I'm off dudes, take care everyone.

And now I'm back, hell-O Scythe.

How's everyone doin' today?

im good how about you scythe?

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
im good how about you scythe?

I'm doing quite well Doc. Just finishing up a bowl of goat stew.

Originally posted by Barker
Family Recipe. 13

Out with it Barker, share your recipe.

How's everyone doin'?

Originally posted by Scythe
I'm doing alright. I'm workin' with some associates at Jackson Guitars to build my own custom guitar. faint Let me see the guitar some day.

Originally posted by Mywi
faint Let me see the guitar some day.

Yeah, I'll be putting up pictures in the guitar thread when I get it. It should be ready for me by April.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n153/Hyperphase/Scooter.jpg

Scooter: Daddy? Where's mommy? I miss her...

Ya know? I just barely found out that the world's fattest dog, actually might be adorable...

Sicken moon? Are you there? It's me, Scythe. I bless you for you sickly green moonlight. I praise you for your earthly aura that fills me with fear. I despise you for the cancer you have stricken the human race with. Beneath it all, remember me. Amen.

Devil driven, soul spore.

Spoiled sow of the goat whore.

Remembrance of thou slithered past.

Devours all it has.

>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<

Sleep well my precious diamond, take care! devil_wave

Fills your head all the time? Or just at the moment?

Originally posted by Mywi
Fills your head all the time? Or just at the moment?

Such thoughts of earth-wide misery fill my head all the time. Unrest comes to those who take action. And I'm mighty tired...

Originally posted by Scythe
Such thoughts of earth-wide misery fill my head all the time. Unrest comes to those who take action. And I'm mighty tired...

If you could rest your goat head safe under my swan wings. Forget about misery of this world - those who are strong, they build new worlds.

hey scythe, whats up?

Originally posted by Mywi
If you could rest your goat head safe under my swan wings. Forget about misery of this world - those who are strong, they build new worlds.

A safe haven is for those who are deserving. I am nowhere near that point. Songs of war and tragedy disorient me. How am I to find my way?

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
hey scythe, whats up?

Sigh, I'm doing alright I suppose. How 'bout you?

We breathe the same corrupted air. Grieve. For all we hold dear shall perish.

Originally posted by Scythe
A safe haven is for those who are deserving. I am nowhere near that point. Songs of war and tragedy disorient me. How am I to find my way?



Sigh, I'm doing alright I suppose. How 'bout you? You build your own way and your own haven. Do not rely on anyone but yourself.

Originally posted by Mywi
You build your own way and your own haven. Do not rely on anyone but yourself.

But one draws strength from another. The myth of acting alone is a false to me.

Sheryl? Appease yourself. I have.

Originally posted by Scythe
But one draws strength from another. The myth of acting alone is a false to me. Those who have faith in you will give you strength.

i gota wiz

Originally posted by Mywi
Those who have faith in you will give you strength.

Mhmm. So true.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
i gota wiz

Like Seabiscuit?

Originally posted by Scythe
Mhmm. So true.



Like Seabiscuit? .mywi still hates me

Originally posted by MR.Grum
.mywi still hates me

But I don't, and this is my domain.

Originally posted by Scythe
But I don't, and this is my domain. yaycoke

Pretty much.

Originally posted by Scythe
Pretty much. Hate makes enemy's fear makes friends but weapons make comrades.

Does it matter? Love, hate? We all end up in coffins later on. So why waste time? Forever chained to eachother we must remain.

Originally posted by Scythe
Does it matter? Love, hate? We all end up in coffins later on. So why waste time? Forever chained to eachother we must remain. Love knows not a rose what tenderness knows a rose as my Lady's bosom. If my lady dies dose her rose draw a tear no for only my hart weeps for her my love lost my hart torn.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
Love knows not a rose what tenderness knows a rose as my Lady's bosom. If my lady dies dose her rose draw a tear no for only my hart weeps for her my love lost my hart torn.

Our hearts are easily swept up from the gutters. You should know this by now. Right?

Originally posted by MR.Grum
well your not Grum friendly Correct assumption.

Originally posted by Scythe
Our hearts are easily swept up from the gutters. You should know this by now. Right? an artist knows many woes none more stronger then a lost love.

Mywi o Mywi i woe for Thia give me forgiveness for your cold stare cools that my hart give .let me here your warm voice plant tender words in my hart allow me to gain a friendship if not your husbandry.

The heart knows what it wants. If in time Mywi feels comfortable with you Grum, she will let you know. She's quite brilliant.

Originally posted by Scythe
The heart knows what it wants. If in time Mywi feels comfortable with you Grum, she will let you know. She's quite brilliant. Thank you for the nice words you say about me, my friend.

Originally posted by Mywi
Thank you for the nice words you say about me, my friend.

You shouldn't have to thank me. It is my pleasure.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
well thats sorta nice of ya i forget words i don't tend to use so pleas allow me to correct

It'll do.

Ahhh...sweet youth
The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked
on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit
Let's go hit the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Fat and lame
The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
By a bong, and a schlong
Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong
My brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
My manager's gonna be pissed
Let's go hit the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Oh, can you take it
Yeah, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
Now I'm old
Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
In the twilight of my years
I am still a drug addict
I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
Moistened with lotion,
wrapped in a sarong I live like a king
but you know that I act like a ******
Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge
My glorious destiny it turned to shit
Can I get another hit?
From the Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Oh, can you take it
Yeah, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys

Originally posted by Scythe
Ahhh...sweet youth
The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked
on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit
Let's go hit the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Fat and lame
The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
By a bong, and a schlong
Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong
My brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
My manager's gonna be pissed
Let's go hit the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Oh, can you take it
Yeah, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
Now I'm old
Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
In the twilight of my years
I am still a drug addict
I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
Moistened with lotion,
wrapped in a sarong I live like a king
but you know that I act like a ******
Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge
My glorious destiny it turned to shit
Can I get another hit?
From the Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Oh, can you take it
Yeah, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys dang addiction

The egg was spawned in our mutation pit
In the bowels of your
Earth it was grown
Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn
And all the filthy load that was blown
Now the time is right for birth
And whatever it is shall stalk the Earth
What it looks like, I care not I just hope it kills a lot
Crack in the egg
Crack in the egg
The time is right
Crack in my pipe
Parasitical scum, you die so easily
But you always have sickened me
Your will enslaved, you grovel for more
Soon your bowels will litter the floor
Cannibalistic depravity
Bereft of all humanity
A fitting feast of abject insanity
A dark curtain before last calamity
There is but one way to give the egg life
Murder the innocent souls
Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed
Their skulls are fashioned into bowels
You masses of humans are gagging in glee
Now you gape but soon you'll be here with me
If you're really lucky
I'll vomit on thee
I'll shit in your stump and then bathe you in pee
Sunder your forms with my withering hacks
Mash up your face with my gauntleted smacks
Now bring me dead babies let their be no lack
I got a bunch of them here in my sack
I slaughtered your daughters,
I mangled your sons
If we kill enough of them the Gor-Gor will come
The end of your race,
we approach the hour Gor-Gor will get a blood-red baby shower
We bathe him in death to celebrate life I'll be the doctor and
Beef the midwife
But it takes so long, how can I cut slack
Shoot that ****er up with some crack Gor-Gor see him now inside the egg
Please come out, Gor-Gor of you I beg Will he be a happy child?
Maybe Most likely he'll be a crack-baby
We infected his being with evil drugs
So he would grow up and be a thug
Destroy the planet, the world he will mug
The human race will die and we will just shrug

Gor-Gor will erase a nation.

Magnetic, frenetic, energon of hope!

Man, Syren's boards are being ransacked by spammers. It's gettin' crazy!

Let's hope things look better tomorrow. Night everyone.

Hehe

And for Lana's sake, I hope things look way better tomorrow.

This world is sick of me and I am sick of it.

Scythe, I believe a few words of sympathy from you could make me feel calm again.

Originally posted by Mywi
This world is sick of me and I am sick of it.

Scythe, I believe a few words of sympathy from you could make me feel calm again.

Sorry for the long delay Mywi. Now, what is it that's bothering you? You don't exactly have to tell me, just keep in mind who you are. We've all come to expect great things from others and ourselves that we forget exactly where we stand as an individual. Our role in life is to venture through life either as adventurous as possible. Or as pathetic as possible.

Throughout life, things will come up to surprise us, and try to veer us off our planned course.

We must remind ourselves who we are, and which path we've chosen. Without fail, we shall see the light of day once more. And if we fall down, then the strength of others shall be there to lift us up again.

I hope Mywi has come to terms. If not, then we are here for her.

Hmm. Blasphemous words of sicken disease are being spread. Maybe it's just my ears ringing.

Originally posted by Scythe
Sorry for the long delay Mywi. Now, what is it that's bothering you? You don't exactly have to tell me, just keep in mind who you are. We've all come to expect great things from others and ourselves that we forget exactly where we stand as an individual. Our role in life is to venture through life either as adventurous as possible. Or as pathetic as possible.

Throughout life, things will come up to surprise us, and try to veer us off our planned course.

We must remind ourselves who we are, and which path we've chosen. Without fail, we shall see the light of day once more. And if we fall down, then the strength of others shall be there to lift us up again. I used to be a strong individual until I met someone of the opposite sex, a very special person who is mysterious to me. His very existence awakened curiosity in me, which grew into unexpected and intense feelings. I wish I was a strong individual again, for I know it was better to wake up and live with a cold lonely heart than wake up crying for something unreal. Tell me Scythe, what do you think, will a cup of coffee, or a bottle of wine help ease my inner storms?

Originally posted by Mywi
I used to be a strong individual until I met someone of the opposite sex, a very special person who is mysterious to me. His very existence awakened curiosity in me, which grew into unexpected and intense feelings. I wish I was a strong individual again, for I know it was better to wake up and live with a cold lonely heart than wake up crying for something unreal. Tell me Scythe, what do you think, will a cup of coffee, or a bottle of wine help ease my inner storms?

Nothing materialistic can soothe inner storms. It all depends on the heart. It may take time to convince yourself, but having found someone else could very well be best thing to ever happen to you. Telling yourself that you'de rather be alone is a horrible thing. Like saying, "I have less things to worry about when I'm alone". Life is what you make of it. Make sure you make something beautiful of it. No use in giving up. You'll only be letting your inner demons win the fight.

Take a deep breathe. Locate a picture of this "Opposite sex". Take al ong hard look at it, then tell yourself: "It's all worth it." Repeat this as many times as possible, then call me in the morning.

Originally posted by Scythe
Tell me how everything works out. I PMed you

Mhmm.

So how is everyone else doing?

I just slammed my finger in a door.
D:

not so good.

Originally posted by Ambience
I just slammed my finger in a door.
D:

not so good. petpet

Originally posted by Mywi
petpet

I wasn't paying attention. xD
It's a blonde thing

Originally posted by Ambience
I just slammed my finger in a door.
D:

not so good.

I'm sorry to hear that. I'f I could kiss it better I would. But apply some ice on it to lessen the swelling.

Originally posted by Mywi
petpet

Nice thread Scythe.

Originally posted by Ambience
I just slammed my finger in a door.
D:

not so good.

Rub it in butter, it won't help but atleast you won't have too much butter. srug

Originally posted by oman32

Originally posted by Scythe
I'm sorry to hear that. I'f I could kiss it better I would. But apply some ice on it to lessen the swelling.

:3
Thanks.
but yea, my whole hands in a bucket of ice.
o_x

So graceful

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Nice thread Scythe.

Why thank you. Nice of you to stop by.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Rub it in butter, it won't help but atleast you won't have too much butter. srug

That one too.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Rub it in butter, it won't help but atleast you won't have too much butter. srug

Should of told me that when I pressed the iron on my hand a week back.

Originally posted by Ambience
:3
Thanks.
but yea, my whole hands in a bucket of ice.
o_x

So graceful

You're very welcome.

If your condition gets any worse consider medical attention.

Maybe I'll just something...to take my mind of it.

Got anything you could possibly recommend?

Originally posted by Ambience
Maybe I'll just something...to take my mind of it.

Got anything you could possibly recommend?


Well, you could post on KMC until the pain goes away.

Man, I made some chicken with orange juice, and it tastes Grrrrrreat!

Oh no a tiger!!

Shoot Tony Tiger!

Love is a verb, love is a doing word.

Originally posted by Scythe
Shoot Tony Tiger! How old is Tony Tiger?

Tony The Tiger? I have no idea.

G'Night everyone.

Originally posted by Scythe
G'Night everyone. nite nite..

Originally posted by Mywi
nite nite..

It's weird how you're asleep when I'm awake, and I'm a sleepin' when you're not. I can't wrap my head around such a simple logic!

Mass matters not. For when you are with the right person, one can tower over anything.

Much like a fly buzzing around a donut...

Yawn, I am one sleepy goat...

Flies buzzing around a donut? The hell was I thinking?

Originally posted by Scythe
Flies buzzing around a donut? The hell was I thinking? Maybe you were hungry? srug

I don't even know.

worst math teachers ever. In Valveeta!

http://www.cattopia.net/ZeldaKenya3.gif

I swear I'm being hypnotized by this...

You know you love it. ;D

Suprisingly, yes.

I like how those dancers think they're the shit.

Originally posted by Xerus
You know you love it. ;D

Josephina!

He's comepletely docile and notcurnal that Josephina...

Get on MSN! ***

I am.

Teehee, thanks, love you