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I just picked up my slice of pizza to eat and a fire roasted green pepper landed on my pants, so I called it a c*nt.

like a profane name as you mentioned, or a real name?

My car's name is Margaret. And I routinely insult the soup at work

Whenever I stub my toe on something I yell "son of a b*tch!" Does that count?

Originally posted by Marxman
Whenever I stub my toe on something I yell "son of a b*tch!" Does that count? at the toe or the thing that hit your toe?

I named my Winchester Rifle 'Linda'.

Originally posted by Strangelove
at the toe or the thing that hit your toe?

I pretty much just yell it. Not at anything in particular.

I refer to my guitar as my wife, no other man can touch her, and she lets me finger her every night.

Originally posted by Scythe
I refer to my guitar as my wife, no other man can touch her, and she lets me finger her every night.

Clever...but my Linda would your wife.

My trumpet's name is Sir Frederick II, and I refer to it not as "My tumpet", but as Frederick. My iPod's name is Sir Robin, but I don't call it that.

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Clever...but my Linda would your wife.

Linda's a rifle...

Originally posted by Scythe
Linda's a rifle...

Typo..forgot to add 'beat'.

Rifle > Guitar

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just picked up my slice of pizza to eat and a fire roasted green pepper landed on my pants, so I called it a c*nt.

I once called your penis, Jeff.

Yes, I just implied that it's inanimate...

Originally posted by Naz
My trumpet's name is Sir Frederick II, and I refer to it not as "My tumpet", but as Frederick. My iPod's name is Sir Robin, but I don't call it that.

And sometimes I talk to my pencils.

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Rifle > Guitar

Well...DUH!

I'll give you that, but you have to admit, bashing someone over the head with a guitar sure is alot flashier then shooting them.

I hit my head against the ceiling and I called it a son of a *****.

Originally posted by Scythe
Well...DUH!

I'll give you that, but you have to admit, bashing someone over the head with a guitar sure is alot flashier then shooting them.

Bullets spill more blood than a guitar. So it's alot 'flashier'

Originally posted by Naz
And sometimes I talk to my pencils. Originally posted by Naz
My trumpet's name is Sir Frederick II, and I refer to it not as "My tumpet", but as Frederick. My iPod's name is Sir Robin, but I don't call it that. You're crazy.

Originally posted by Thorinn
You're crazy.

Only mildly.

Originally posted by Naz
Only mildly.















crazy <------Naz

Originally posted by Naz
Only mildly.

*Cough* *Cough*

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Bullets spill more blood than a guitar. So it's alot 'flashier'

Apperently we have different definitions of the word "Flashier", wouldn't ya say?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just picked up my slice of pizza to eat and a fire roasted green pepper landed on my pants, so I called it a c*nt. I often call my computer/gaming console a variety of different names when it won't work.

Originally posted by Scythe
Apperently we have different definitions of the word "Flashier", wouldn't ya say?

Agreed.

I personify inanimate objects all the time.

My car is named Twinkie the Wonder Car, and my old car was Darth Sidious.

Personifying inaminate objects is awesome.

Deak Starkiller, my third iPod. ermm

Originally posted by Lana
I personify inanimate objects all the time.

My car is named Twinkie the Wonder Car, and my old car was Darth Sidious.

Not really personifying them, as both a Twinkie and Sidious aren't really human.

Originally posted by Lana
I personify inanimate objects all the time.

My car is named Twinkie the Wonder Car, and my old car was Darth Sidious.

Let me guess.

You called your car Twinkie the Wonder Car, because it was yellow and you thought it was wonderful.

You called your old car Darth Sidious because he had black paint with white stripes and you liked SW?

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Let me guess.

You called your car Twinkie the Wonder Car, because it was yellow and you thought it was wonderful.

You called your old car Darth Sidious because he had black paint with white stripes and you liked SW? Darth Sideous had black paint and white stripe?

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Darth Sideous had black paint and white stripe?

He wore black cloak and he had white skin.

I named my guitar

i just remembered that my school's grand curtain's name is Demetri, and we refer to him as such.

And I have a decorative chicken thing whose name is Belthezar.

Originally posted by Naz
i just remembered that my school's grand curtain's name is Demetri, and we refer to him as such.


Do you talk to it too?

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Do you talk to it too?

No, we don't talk to Demetri, and Demetri doesn't talk to us, we just talk about Demetri, like he was a couple of holes in him, poor dear.

I do talk to Belthezar, though.

Originally posted by Lana
Darth Sidious was a beat up Ford Escort that used to be my aunt's car and was my first one, and was named as such because it was old and evil and I was convinced trying to kill me. That and I love Star Wars

That has to be the coolest thing I've ever read in a long time.

Originally posted by Naz
I do talk to Belthezar, though.

Who?

Originally posted by Legendary Thor
I named my guitar

Again, who the hell are you?

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Who?

Originally posted by Naz

And I have a decorative chicken thing whose name is Belthezar.

Originally posted by Black Dalek
He wore black cloak and he had white skin. That was the most generic generalization in the history of ever.

Naz, did you take your medi?

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Naz, did you take your medi?

She doesn't need too, Naz always makes sense, you just have to look at the big picture.

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Naz, did you take your medi? Yeah, I reminded her to take her allergy pills this morning.

This med doesn't concern allergies though...

Originally posted by Black Dalek
This med doesn't concern allergies though... I would just like to say, on the record, that you're far from funny.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
I would just like to say, on the record, that you're far from funny.

Thanks for commenting, I still try though.

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Thanks for commenting, I still try though. Don't. You're better off my way.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Don't. You're better off my way.

Not trying to be funny but do you mean' PISS OFF' or 'AVOID ME' when you say 'better off my way'?

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Not trying to be funny but do you mean' PISS OFF' or 'AVOID ME' when you say 'better off my way'? No, I mean, "For the good of human kind, and all forms of intelligence, please stop saying/typing words, because every time you do, the average IQ of the world goes down by three points.


They're in the negatives by now."

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
No, I mean, "For the good of human kind, and all forms of intelligence, please stop saying/typing words, because every time you do, the average IQ of the world goes down by three points.


They're in the negatives by now."

Since I don't really like human kind or being intelligent(<-Open for insults), I refuse.

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Since I don't really like human kind or being intelligent(<-Open for insults), I refuse. I wasn't joking.

Originally posted by Marxman
Whenever I stub my toe on something I yell "son of a b*tch!" Does that count?


No

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
I wasn't joking.

I ain't either.

i once called my sweater Musty because i thought it was my cat
i hadn't slept in days and couldn't see straight... does that count?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
And yes, my middle name happens to be Jeffrey! fear

Duh, I didn't steal your birth certificate for shits and giggles.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My dad's name is Jeffrey too.
I think I know my own name son. ermm