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Only one a day:

''I'm going to take Clarence Seedorf out of the selection.''

Funnie.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Funnie.
I know.

Originally posted by Slay
I know.
I'm almost laughing.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
I'm almost laughing.
You can't insult me. You play with Bionicles. ermm

Originally posted by Slay
You can't insult me. You play with Bionicles. ermm
Ha.

You could've used that, when it was accurate. mwahaha

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Ha.

You could've used that, when it was accurate. mwahaha
You used to play with Bionicles. It's still pathetic.

Originally posted by Slay
You used to play with Bionicles. It's still pathetic.
And you used to have a pacifire in your mouth.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
And you used to have a pacifire in your mouth.
What's a pacifire?

You used to have your father's nipple in your mouth.

No I didn't.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
No I didn't.
Have, used to have, what's the difference?

bathroom

The only good way to say : "I'm going t o the toilet"

Is to say:

"I'm going to the can to push out a steamy Cleavland Mist"

Ich gehe zur Toilette!

"I am going to see the queen"

"I'm going to go read the bible"

Ima go jack off in the bathroom. plain and simple. thats the real reason youre going there anyway.

Originally posted by staraddict93
Ima go jack off in the bathroom. plain and simple. thats the real reason youre going there anyway. I dont think i have ever masturbated in the bathroom ermm

dont base anything on just yourself. i bet everyone's just hiding it. every guy has masturbated in the bathroom before.

Originally posted by staraddict93
dont base anything on just yourself. i bet everyone's just hiding it. every guy has masturbated in the bathroom before. Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I dont think i have ever masturbated in the bathroom ermm

Wow.

"I'm going to see a brown friend off to the coast".

"Ready...aim...FIRE!!!"

Originally posted by Slay
You can't insult me. You play with Bionicles. ermm

Done and done!

"I'm going to make rebel troopers."

Im proceeding to exert feces from my rectum. 13

Gee, that smiley code failed.

"I'm going to go cut logs"

"I'm going to go feed the shit sharks"

"I'm going to go birth a brown tiger"

The last one sucked. 31

"i am gonna make a deposit."

"I'm going to see my cousins".

i have to drop the kids off at the pool.

Going for a slash.