Political Humor :)

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Robtard
Couple Role-Plays politics.. (It's clean and kid friendly)

http://www.glumbert.com/media/roleplay

Sanctuary
laughing

PVS
i loled out loud laughing out loud

BackFire
good times.

Robtard
Originally posted by PVS
i loled out loud laughing out loud

I did too, it's why I had to share...

Bardock42
That was ****ing funny

debbiejo
OH MY GOD........

PVS
that part where he says "due process" and does the hand gesture....classic. he even mastered the post-sentence wimper/laugh

Marxman
ROFLOLMAO!!!!

KidRock
lol oh the irony of two morons with shitty acting hating on Bush.

Hydrono
Hahahahaha, that was really good laughing

Robtard
Originally posted by KidRock
lol oh the irony of two morons with shitty acting hating on Bush.

Think it is funny or don't, that is purely subjective; but there is nothing ironic about it.

lord xyz
"southern border" Teehee.

That was really good, I also liked the text at the end.

Fire
Pretty funny!

debbiejo
People play "Shepard and favorite sheep?" blink

Strangelove
Originally posted by debbiejo
People play "Shepard and favorite sheep?" blink let's hope not


Very funny though.

debbiejo
How about Eve and the snake??? laughing out loud

PVS
bump

hehehe

Oncewhite
http://www.jokesgallery.com/joke.php?joke=1401&id=1

"So That Is Politics

A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow." The father thinks a little and says, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Let's say that I'm a capitalist because I'm the breadwinner. Your mother will be the government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?" The little boy said, "Well, Dad, I don't know, but I'll think about what you said."

Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, the little boy was awaken by his baby brother's crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent's bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid. The son then turned and went back to bed.

The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now." "Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?" The little boy thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future's full of crap."

Very cute!

Strangelove
Something wrong there: the government and capitalism answer to the people, not the other way around.

at least, that's the way it should be

lord xyz
http://colorado.indymedia.org/usermedia/image/4/CHUCKMAN_-_BUSH_-_MARS_-_READY_TO_****_UP_MARS_TOO.jpg

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