Jarvis vs Alfred

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Jarvis vs Alfred

Jarvis vs Alfred

After reading this quote I had to do it!

Originally posted by Redatom65
then Jarvis would be rather upset and kill Alfred. The Star Trek fight music would play in the backround

Jarvis finds out Alfred has stolen May away from him before he was able to make his move. He then goes to Cap and get two weeks worth of training and proceeds to challenge Alfred on neutral ground.

Can Stark's butler take Batman's mentor?

Jarvis destroyed the avengers once.

Alfred primarily keeps-up day-to-day operations of Batman’s home of Wayne Manor and maintains much of the equipment of the Batcave beneath it. A former actor, he can use his acting skills to help Batman in the field when necessary, and is even capable of impersonating Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly. He also provides first aid and occasional tactical support.

While not as skilled at hand-to-hand combat as Bruce Wayne, Alfred is still nearly as resourceful. During a time at which he was kidnapped, he readily escapes and overcomes his captors without disturbing the cut of his suit.[8] It was later mentioned that he had been kidnapped unsuccessfully 27 times. Alfred is also the only member of the "Batman Family" that is allowed by Bruce Wayne to own a firearm, in his case a shotgun.

If Jarvis gets the hoover, 10/10.

Seriously, I'd say Alfred wins

Jarvis is a great hand to hand fighter though. two years running RAF boxing champion.

would alfred have his shotgun?

Originally posted by tjcoady
would alfred have his shotgun?

DAMN!!

This old lady might start one hell of a fight after all. I just meant a small conflict ending with not much more than a black eye or sprained ankle. I didn't think someone might get killed!

Ben might soon have company above. 😆

Alfred owned Prometheus. I think that speaks for itself.

Originally posted by The Fake Macoy
Alfred owned Prometheus. I think that speaks for itself.

...and Gorrila grodd , though he seemed disappointed that he wasn't allowed to utilise live ammunition.

Re: Jarvis vs Alfred

Originally posted by Entity
After reading this quote I had to do it!

Jarvis finds out Alfred has stolen May away from him before he was able to make his move. He then goes to Cap and get two weeks worth of training and proceeds to challenge Alfred on neutral ground.

Can Stark's butler take Batman's mentor?

Edwin kills Alfred

Jarvis loses due to Alfred craving the Avenger butlers BRAINS !!!

Originally posted by grey fox
Jarvis loses due to Alfred craving the Avenger butlers BRAINS !!!

Where is that crap from?

Elseworlds

Alfred pwns all! 😠