Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

I just finished watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle. Immediately, I felt compelled to make a list of things that I think are funnier than one of the unfunniest people alive.

1) Rob Schneider

2) Hundreds of ants crawling over a grasshopper that looks to be in agony and is clinging to life.

3) Molded Cheese

4) Carrot Top

5) A dead baby

6) An inbred sheep rapist named Clem

7) Cirrhosis

8) Pat Robertson (700 Club)

9) K.Diddy

10) Hemorrhoids


Anyone else care to add to the list?

Who is dane cook?

Originally posted by TRH
Who is dane cook?

Consider yourself lucky.

So who is he!? Tell me before I google him

Nah.

Dane Cook

You guys should watch Simon Sez because Dane Cook is there.

Does he suck on purpose I mean wiki said he was bad

Wikipedia was my first choice for a link, but you realize that it's edited by the viewers.

Cook is just plain generic and tries too hard, if you ask me.

Oh like when wiki said Kim Jong Il was a gay child....shocking

Yea, he's a caricature of himself. His latest special on HBO was horrible. I was stoned and I didn't find it the least bit funny. I'd even say it was painful to watch.

I laughed, maybe, all of 5 times during the hour. Mildly laughed, that is.

Thank god. I am surrounded with people that constantly quote Dane Cook and that horrid Larry the Cable Guy. None of them are funny to me. Give me a good Bill Hicks or Sam Kineson(sp?)

There will never be another comic like Sam Kinison.

Originally posted by Impediment
There will never be another comic like Sam Kinison. Thank you. He was the man, indeed. My dad got to see him live a couple of times before Sam died. He said it was the hardest he has ever laughed in his life.

Originally posted by Impediment
Anyone else care to add to the list?

11) The War on Terror

12) Schindler's List

how dare u say that about dance cook dance cook revolutionized comedy

Originally posted by mith fox
how dare u say that about dance cook dance cook revolutionized comedy No, darling. Its "DANE" cook....."DANE"

Never heard of him.

Originally posted by Thorinn
Never heard of him. He's an overpopular comedian thats hardly funny.

Oh.

Things that are funnier than Dane Cook?

Just about everything.

okay, Rob Schneider isn't funnier than Dane Cook. Rob Schneider isn't funnier than anyone

I like Dane, but I'm easily amused.

Originally posted by Impediment
I just finished watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle. Immediately, I felt compelled to make a list of things that I think are funnier than one of the unfunniest people alive.

1) Rob Schneider

2) Hundreds of ants crawling over a grasshopper that looks to be in agony and is clinging to life.

3) Molded Cheese

4) Carrot Top

5) A dead baby

6) An inbred sheep rapist named Clem

7) Cirrhosis

8) Pat Robertson (700 Club)

9) K.Diddy

10) Hemorrhoids


Anyone else care to add to the list?
K. Diddy?

dane cook isnt even funny when im high


13) The Holocaust

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
K. Diddy?

dane cook isnt even funny when im high


13) The Holocaust

No more like stalin s so called killings or the killing feilds of cambodia

14) Auschwitz

Originally posted by Strangelove
okay, Rob Schneider isn't funnier than Dane Cook. Rob Schneider isn't funnier than anyone

I think he's funnier than that douchebag.

Originally posted by Impediment
I just finished watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle. Immediately, I felt compelled to make a list of things that I think are funnier than one of the unfunniest people alive.

1) Rob Schneider

2) Hundreds of ants crawling over a grasshopper that looks to be in agony and is clinging to life.

3) Molded Cheese

4) Carrot Top

5) A dead baby

6) An inbred sheep rapist named Clem

7) Cirrhosis

8) Pat Robertson (700 Club)

9) K.Diddy

10) Hemorrhoids


Anyone else care to add to the list?

Your Lady really pwned me for making a dead baby joke once ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
Your Lady really pwned me for making a dead baby joke once ermm

Q: What is funnier than a dead baby?

A: A dead baby in a clown costume.

Originally posted by Impediment
Q: What is funnier than a dead baby?

A: A dead baby in a clown costume.

I love you

(14) France.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I love you

I don't

Originally posted by Bardock42
I love you whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac?

I dont have a cadillac in my garage.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I don't

He's cool. Also you are obligated to.

Originally posted by staraddict93
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac?

I dont have a cadillac in my garage. Also most sophisticated.

Is this really supposed to be funny?



leX1Af1T6vM

Originally posted by mith fox
how dare u say that about dance cook dance cook revolutionized comedy

Give me ONE example. (This ougtta be good.)



BTW, learn to spell.

dane cook sucks...HIS OWN BALLS!

Originally posted by staraddict93
dane cook sucks...HIS OWN BALLS!


You're supposed to say "other people's".

Originally posted by Impediment
You're supposed to say "other people's". NAAAH.

You know what would be really funny? If you finished the questions for my interview.

Done and done.

15) An ingrown toenail.

16) fecal matter.

17) Me.

18) State Of The Union Adress

Originally posted by Bardock42
He's cool. Also you are obligated to.

Yeah. It's sad isnt it?

19) Kevin Federline's music haermm

20) A circumcision

Originally posted by Impediment
Is this really supposed to be funny?



leX1Af1T6vM What build-up to a let-down of a joke

21) Ultraman Baltan

I always thought Dane Cook was overrated.

I like Wanda Sykes

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
I always thought Dane Cook was overrated.

I like Wanda Sykes
wanda sykes is funny
i thought chapelle was the funniest
"**** YOUR COUCH NIGGA"
"COCAINE IS ONE HELL OF A DRUG"

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
I always thought Dane Cook was overrated.

I like Wanda Sykes droolio Wanda Sykes is indeed the shit.



My alltime favorite comedian, though. Mitch Hedberg.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
What build-up to a let-down of a joke

I concur.

I just got Wanda's new DvD... OMG hysterical I cant stop laughing

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
I always thought Dane Cook was overrated.

I like Wanda Sykes

I love her and Martin Lawrence.

22)Anal leakage

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
I just got Wanda's new DvD... OMG hysterical I cant stop laughing
Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
wanda sykes is funny
i thought chapelle was the funniest
"**** YOUR COUCH NIGGA"
"COCAINE IS ONE HELL OF A DRUG"

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
I just got Wanda's new DvD... OMG hysterical I cant stop laughing I'm getting some Mitch Hedberg CD's, they're awesome.

"I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one...so i bought a cake"

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'm getting some Mitch Hedberg CD's, they're awesome.

"I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one...so i bought a cake" Mitch Hedberg is hilarious.

Originally posted by Marxman
Mitch Hedberg is hilarious.
hasnt anybody ever seen chapelle

Yes, but he's another one who's been quoted way too many times and loses its affect.

Originally posted by Marxman
Mitch Hedberg is hilarious. Fo shoOriginally posted by Dr. Badass420
hasnt anybody ever seen chapelle Chapelle was funny, then everyone was all "Rick james, *****" and it just loss it cool. He went the way of Napolean Dynamite and soon to be Borat sad, really.

This is comedy.

jm32m2ITBeo

Originally posted by LethalFemme
This is comedy.

jm32m2ITBeo

Ahahah

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Fo sho Chapelle was funny, then everyone was all "Rick james, *****" and it just loss it cool. He went the way of Napolean Dynamite and soon to be Borat sad, really.
i like the "**** your couch nigga" better, then when rick james denies it, he says "cocaine is one hell of a drug"
too bad he's done
how about the "when keepin it real goes wrong"

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
i like the "**** your couch nigga" better, then when rick james denies it, he says "cocaine is one hell of a drug"
too bad he's done
how about the "when keepin it real goes wrong" Was funny, not anymore.

I watched Vicious Circle last weekend. It really wasn't that funny. Yeah, there were a few parts that made me laugh but I really wasn't very impressed.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I watched Vicious Circle last weekend. It really wasn't that funny. Yeah, there were a few parts that made me laugh but I really wasn't very impressed.
yeah, it entirely sucked balls
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Was funny, not anymore.
it was hilarious

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I watched Vicious Circle last weekend. It really wasn't that funny. Yeah, there were a few parts that made me laugh but I really wasn't very impressed. I didn't even waste my time...you time waster.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I didn't even waste my time...you time waster.

2 hours of my life gone. weep

Originally posted by Impediment
I just finished watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle. Immediately, I felt compelled to make a list of things that I think are funnier than one of the unfunniest people alive.

1) Rob Schneider

2) Hundreds of ants crawling over a grasshopper that looks to be in agony and is clinging to life.

3) Molded Cheese

4) Carrot Top

5) A dead baby

6) An inbred sheep rapist named Clem

7) Cirrhosis

8) Pat Robertson (700 Club)

9) K.Diddy

10) Hemorrhoids


Anyone else care to add to the list?
You are 100% Wrong.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
hasnt anybody ever seen chapelle I own both seasons.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
2 hours of my life gone. weep
same here
Originally posted by Marxman
I own both seasons.
and did you see the lost episodes, the one on the airplane was the funniest?

Originally posted by Impediment
I just finished watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle. Immediately, I felt compelled to make a list of things that I think are funnier than one of the unfunniest people alive.

1) Rob Schneider

2) Hundreds of ants crawling over a grasshopper that looks to be in agony and is clinging to life.

3) Molded Cheese

4) Carrot Top

5) A dead baby

6) An inbred sheep rapist named Clem

7) Cirrhosis

8) Pat Robertson (700 Club)

9) K.Diddy

10) Hemorrhoids


Anyone else care to add to the list?

11.) everything else in the world

OMG

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4NvneExbB84&mode=related&search=

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
OMG

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4NvneExbB84&mode=related&search=

Marry me!

Originally posted by Impediment
Dane Cook

he has defiled the sacredness of the Wiki....he will burn for such blasphemy mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Marry me!

Okay

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Okay NOO! MARRY ME!

Originally posted by staraddict93
NOO! MARRY ME!
i thought you were gay! shock

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Okay

i'll buy you the biggest diamond ring.

Ill buy you the biggest.... um... Wedding cake? lookaround

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Ill buy you the biggest.... um... Wedding cake? lookaround

Isn't it your cake too?

Um... yeah sweatdrop The cakes the cover-up for the REAL big thing Im going to buy you

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Um... yeah sweatdrop The cakes the cover-up for the REAL big thing Im going to buy you

Nuff said.dd

we're bad.

We are

who's worse?

Im not gonna lie, I have no idea

Well this thread took a hard left turn.

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Im not gonna lie, I have no idea

I know.

Originally posted by Impediment
15) An ingrown toenail. Nay. I've had an ingrown toenail, and I'd take Dane Cook any day of the week.

I used to like him, back when I was first getting into stand-up comedy. Now I like Jim Gaffigan and Stephen Lynch better.

He's still alright though

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You are 100% Wrong.

You actually think that this penis stain is funny?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
22)Anal leakage


23) Alcohol withdrawals.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Nay. I've had an ingrown toenail, and I'd take Dane Cook any day of the week.

I used to like him, back when I was first getting into stand-up comedy. Now I like Jim Gaffigan and Stephen Lynch better.

He's still alright though Mitch Hedberg too, of course ermm

Originally posted by Impediment
23) Alcohol withdrawals.

24) small penises.ermm

25) Wideset vaginas

Originally posted by Impediment
25) Wideset vaginas

26) Men with rectangular shaped balls

26.) Dubbing of the Matrix Reloaded.

28) Period blood.

Originally posted by Impediment
28) Period blood.
lol

Originally posted by Impediment
28) Period blood.

29) discharge

30) A crack whore

31) George W. Bush

32)Dane Cookermm

32) Carlos Mencia

Originally posted by Impediment
32) Carlos Mencia oh, now that's just going too far

first of all , mencia was funny when he first started, then he got gay, but i wont get into that.
33) MTV's PIMP MY RIDE
34) going to school with a hangover (that sucks when that happenns)

35) Adam Sandler now, as opposed to Adam Sandler 10 years ago.

36) Flavor Flav naked.

37) A used tampon.

Intestinal cancer.

Originally posted by Impediment
Dane Cook well, if he has an album that went double platinum and there wasn't even any music, then it's obvious that he is at least a better than normal comedian.

Originally posted by A Dose Of Vraya
well, if he has an album that went double platinum and there wasn't even any music, then it's obvious that he is at least a better than normal comedian.

Get the hell out of this thread.

38) LethalFemme's face.

39)Mist's "penis"

Ahh how did I know that was comingermm

But its true, my penis is funnier than Dane Cook, have you seen its impression of Bill Cosby?ermm

Cause even had you not mentioned me I would have done it regardless.ermm

Yes I have actually. I've always said your penis was going places.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Cause even had you not mentioned me I would have done it regardless.ermm

Yes I have actually. I've always said your penis was going places.ermm

Thats quite an obsession, Im touchedermm

Oh I thought you said it was coming, not going...ermm

You wish you were touched.ermm

No, no, no I would never makeup vicious false rumors about your penis like that.ermm

No, Im touched, my hand is down my pants as we speak ermm

Good cause......well I got nothing. ermm

Michael Jackson touched or catholic priest touch?ermm

Moving on then.ermm

Err...looking at your sig with hand down pants and occassionally glancing at your avatar touched ermm

Oh thank you I picked this sig just for that purpose.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh thank you I picked this sig just for that purpose.ermm

For your next one, could you maybe.....remove the arm out of the way? ermm Its just a pain in the ass when I have to draw the nipples on in paint ermm

I can see it now if I squint hard enough droolio

And it doesnt bother you that she has a penis and seems to be sperming all over herself?ermm

http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/3281/customsig817239eyn0.jpg

wife

*reports you for quoting it* tongue_ss

*kicks you*tongue_ss

*draws a moustache on you* tongue_ss

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2762/77a5ac27vx9.jpg

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You saved my pics to your pc?shock

lookaround

ew perv.

40)Robin Williams now, as opposed to Robin Williams 20 years ago.

Originally posted by Impediment
40)Robin Williams now, as opposed to Robin Williams 20 years ago. Well, Robin Williams 20 years ago was even funnier.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Well, Robin Williams 20 years ago was even funnier.

My point, exactly.

Originally posted by Impediment
My point, exactly. oh.

well then