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i keep telling a girl that shes hot and then she just says she not how can i tell her

Originally posted by bonnie-is-hot
i keep telling a girl that shes hot and then she just says she not how can i tell her sometimes you will find a girl who has low self-esteem. doesnt really matter how many times you tell her she is pretty or hot or any other word you will use for attractive, she will tell you the opposite. its something that is normally grown out of. worse cases go to the Maury Povich show.

Compliments must be sincere and honest. When they are not, your comments turn into flattery which is untrue or insincere praise. Flattery is usually received with negativity and is often perceived as being manipulative.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
Compliments must be sincere and honest. When they are not, your comments turn into flattery which is untrue or insincere praise. Flattery is usually received with negativity and is often perceived as being manipulative.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. hey Storm you're hot..

Flattery won' t turn me into your slave winkiss


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
Flattery won' t turn me into your slave winkiss


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. will it turn me into yours?

i say the best way to a girls heart is with a nailgun.
but that doesnt always work.
so listen to storm

Originally posted by dave_kodak
i say the best way to a girls heart is with a nailgun.
but that doesnt always work.
so listen to storm you are a true poet dave

Originally posted by justjakk
you are a true poet dave

lol

Just watch some porn, at least they dont talk ermm

The other option is to just say 'yeah ok, I agree, you are a fat ugly whore' and just watch her cry for a while ermm

i once saw a porn where all the girl said was "All Better" the whole freaking time

Originally posted by dave_kodak
i once saw a porn where all the girl said was "All Better" the whole freaking time dude.....that was Mists hidden porno tape...where did you find it?

shockingly, i saw it thanks to joel saying "hey dave, watch this porn"
and he stole it from tim, and tim stole it from his dad.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
shockingly, i saw it thanks to joel saying "hey dave, watch this porn"
and he stole it from tim, and tim stole it from his dad. so are you trying to tell me Tims dad stole porn from Mist....thats brave man...really brave...my hats off to him

oh yes clearly thats it.

why are we talking about porn?

I was wondering where that tape went, that was a good one too.....Kiera Knightley, Natalie Portman, Jennifer Garner....whew, that was an enjoyable night...

Originally posted by dave_kodak
oh yes clearly thats it.

why are we talking about porn? Mist brought up that porn doesnt say anything you said thats not true i said porn says ooohh oooohhhh mooorrree, then you started fondeling Mists porn tape that Tims dad stole

oh...Righty-O

how hot is keira Knightley

Originally posted by bonnie-is-hot
how hot is keira Knightley

she has to be the best looking ***** ever

Originally posted by bonnie-is-hot
she has to be the best looking ***** ever man

Originally posted by bonnie-is-hot
i keep telling a girl that shes hot and then she just says she not how can i tell her
rotfl

Originally posted by bonnie-is-hot
i keep telling a girl that shes hot and then she just says she not how can i tell her

Kiss her...




seriously,


like randomly go up to her kiss her then walk off

Spray paint "bonnie-is-hot" all over her car then masturbate into the exhaust pipe... If that dosen't work kill yourself.

Originally posted by bonnie-is-hot
i keep telling a girl that shes hot and then she just says she not how can i tell her Sexually harrassing her helps. *** grabbing, ass tapping, that kind of thing.

I thought this said "how to tell if a girl is good looking"

i thought "this oughtta be interesting"

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
why dont you just
tie her to a chair, blinfold her and ejaculate into her mouth?
hmm

Dude, that's sick.

You should use handcuffs.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Dude, that's sick.

You should use handcuffs.
hmm you are correct

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
hmm you are correct

Experience pays off. leftright

Originally posted by bonnie-is-hot
i keep telling a girl that shes hot and then she just says she not how can i tell her I just tell my bitches that they're ma world and how they dont look like my grandma herb

You know what else pays off? Becoming a male prostitute....

Originally posted by Bloigen
Experience pays off. leftright
coffee1 that it does...that it does

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
You know what else pays off? Becoming a male prostitute....

It doesn't, they never tip. Bastards.

Originally posted by bonnie-is-hot
i keep telling a girl that shes hot and then she just says she not how can i tell her

Tell her you want to stick it in her. It might not work but, I wanna see what happens.

If the girl in question is LF, then theres no reason to lie to her in the first place ermm