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Yeah, so that girl that I'm love with . . .

Things completely elevated yesterday while we were watching American Beauty.

I started touching her lower back really softly and she grabbed me really hard and threw her body against me.


Well, last night . . .

I gave into temptation, so to say. We didn't have sex, but I don't think we even had to.

thats made my day

Did you bust a nut? That's all that matters.

Um, good for you?

Originally posted by Marxman
Did you bust a nut? That's all that matters.

No, I actually made her cum three times.

Originally posted by Blizzard
No, I actually made her cum three times.

Hat Trick!!!!!! hockey hockey hockey

Originally posted by Blizzard
Yeah, so that girl that I'm love with . . .

Things completely elevated yesterday while we were watching American Beauty.

I started touching her lower back really softly and she grabbed me really hard and threw her body against me.


Well, last night . . .

I gave into temptation, so to say. We didn't have sex, but I don't think we even had to.

Dude... You're gay... get over it...

Originally posted by Blizzard
No, I actually made her cum three times.
But you didn't bust a nut? That's unfortunate.

Originally posted by Marxman
But you didn't bust a nut? That's unfortunate.

It not always about the guy "busting a nut", you moron.

You're obviously clueless when it comes to gaining maximum pleasure with a girl.

I enjoy being the pleasurer, not the pleasuree.

It's alot more entertaining and she obviously reaps the benefits.

Originally posted by Marxman
But you didn't bust a nut? That's unfortunate.

I thought the terminology was "busting balls"?

Originally posted by AOR
I thought the terminology was "busting balls"?


Two very very different things and I doubt you would find the second one enjoyable.

Originally posted by AOR
I thought the terminology was "busting balls"?

Silly AOR.

Originally posted by Eclipso
Two very very different things and I doubt you would find the second one enjoyable.

lol

Originally posted by Eclipso
Two very very different things and I doubt you would find the second one enjoyable.

So then what is "bust a nut"?

Originally posted by AOR
So then what is "bust a nut"?
Bust a nut is when a man cums... Busting balls... is well, painful.

Originally posted by AOR
So then what is "bust a nut"?

A foolish urban terminology for a guy ejaculating.

ugh, don't take those litterally! Busting a nut.....busting balls......

Originally posted by Blizzard
It not always about the guy "busting a nut", you moron.

You're obviously clueless when it comes to gaining maximum pleasure with a girl.

I enjoy being the pleasurer, not the pleasuree.

It's alot more entertaining and she obviously reaps the benefits.
I'm not into the "I hope I'm doing good" thing. If I get mine then I'm happy. I get a little pissed when she's satisfied and I'm sitting there with a hard-on that can break diamonds.

You don't think that's painful?... You sick ****..

Originally posted by Marxman
I'm not into the "I hope I'm doing good" thing. If I get mine then I'm happy. I get a little pissed when she's satisfied and I'm sitting there with a hard-on that can break diamonds.

I don't mind. I get mine through making her feel good. If I get "that", it's a bonus.

Alrighty then...

Originally posted by Bloigen
Busting balls has nothing to do with testicles, YOU SICK MOTHER****ING ****ER ****ING **** **** ****ING ****ER **** **** **** **** ****ER ****ING **** ****!

I know... It's about what you posted... Which I think is painful... And if you don't you're a sick ****.

Originally posted by Blizzard
I don't mind. I get mine through making her feel good. If I get "that", it's a bonus. To each his own.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Watch Goodfellas...
Seen it... You're a total retard...

I'm joking around you ***.

Originally posted by Blizzard

I gave into temptation, so to say. We didn't have sex, but I don't think we even had to.

This is by far the most hilarious and fallacious statement in the history of hilarious and fallacious statements.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
This is by far the most hilarious and fallacious statement in the history of hilarious and fallacious statements.

No, you're just probably inexperienced because you just made one of the most ignorant statements I've heard in history.

Originally posted by Bloigen
It's good isn't it?

Yeah, it's a prety decent film.

Originally posted by Blizzard
I don't mind. I get mine through making her feel good. If I get "that", it's a bonus. You sound like a woman.

Originally posted by Blizzard
No, you're just probably inexperienced because you just made one of the most ignorant statements I've heard in history. You don't read the KMC Today, do you?

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
You sound like a woman.

Or a male who isn't a moron, perhaps?

Originally posted by Blizzard
Or a male who isn't a moron, perhaps? No. Just a woman.


Einstein never made a chick cum.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
No. Just a woman.


Einstein never made a chick cum.

Great.

Learn that I am not einstein and learn that it does not take someone stupid to pleasure a girl.

It actually could logically work the other way around?


I think so.

omg...

Originally posted by Blizzard
Yeah, so that girl that I'm love with . . .

Things completely elevated yesterday while we were watching American Beauty.

I started touching her lower back really softly and she grabbed me really hard and threw her body against me.


Well, last night . . .

I gave into temptation, so to say. We didn't have sex, but I don't think we even had to.
dude, just bone her already, and get it over with, its not all about her pleasure

Originally posted by Bloigen
I love you man. Feeling's mutual, dude.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
dude, just bone her already, and get it over with, its not all about her pleasure
You sound like that director geek in The Girl Next Door.

Wow.

Originally posted by Blizzard
Great.

Learn that I am not einstein and learn that it does not take someone stupid to pleasure a girl.

It actually could logically work the other way around?


I think so.

omg... You said, that since you're concerned about her pleasure, that makes you "not a moron" and it insinuates that everyone who puts their pleasure over the womans is a moron.


Einstein never made a girl cum. He didn't care. He's not a moron. Just an *******.

Originally posted by Scythe
Wow.

Dude, I love you.

Originally posted by Bloigen
No, I love you man.



I love you man.
Ahhh.... "You man".... Class guy...

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
I dont remember what happenned during that movie, i watched it stoned
Really doesn't matter...

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
You said, that since you're concerned about her pleasure, that makes you "not a moron" and it insinuates that everyone who puts their pleasure over the womans is a moron.


Einstein never made a girl cum. He didn't care. He's not a moron. Just an *******.

No, it doesn't. You're just making assumptions. Sorry, but I like to please a girl rather than obtain pleasure. That is what gives me pleasure. Are you understanding this yet?

I can always tattoo it backwards on your forehead so you can see it everytime you look in the damn mirror.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Dude, I love you.

Dude, no, I love you.

Originally posted by Scythe
Dude, no, I love you.

No you don't, dude. I love you.

Originally posted by Bloigen
No you don't, dude. I love you.

Dude, nah, I mean, I really love you man.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
well, your comment was:
and I have no rebuttal to that, because I do not know who it is that you are referring to.

Then it doesn't matter.... Does it?

Originally posted by Bloigen
No no no, I mean it man. I LOVE you.
And why wouldn't you? I'm fantastic.

I love me.

Originally posted by Marxman
I love me.
that's why you're a communist euro

Originally posted by Blizzard
No, it doesn't. You're just making assumptions. Sorry, but I like to please a girl rather than obtain pleasure. That is what gives me pleasure. Are you understanding this yet?

I can always tattoo it backwards on your forehead so you can see it everytime you look in the damn mirror. It does insinuate it...strongly, I might add. I suggest you be less of an asshat.


You remind me of Ultraman.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Thank you. herbtouched

Cha? What are ya? Mental?

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
You remind me of Ultraman.

Meet number one of the two I was typing to you about.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
It does insinuate it...strongly, I might add. I suggest you be less of an asshat.


You remind me of Ultraman.
i was just going to say that he was like Ultraman

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
that's why you're a communist euro

I'm gonna kick you in the face the next time you say that.

Originally posted by Marxman
I'm gonna kick you in the face the next time you say that. Shut up communist.


Though I must add that his statement was oxy-moronic.....(not Marx's, 420's statement)

Again...

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
You remind me of Ultraman.

Originally posted by Scythe
Meet number one of the two I was typing to you about.

Originally posted by Marxman
I'm gonna kick you in the face the next time you say that.
get stoned b*tch!

Please neglect this post.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Shut up communist.


Though I must add that his statement was oxy-moronic.....
Yea, I didn't feel the urge to address that tho.

and, lamo

Originally posted by Marxman
Yea, I didn't feel the urge to address that tho.

and, lamo Nice smilie.....now where's my kick to the face?

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
get stoned b*tch! Good idea. spliff

Originally posted by Marxman
Good idea. spliff
it always is

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Nice smilie.....now where's my kick to the face?

That kinda looks like a foot. ermm

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Einstein never made a girl cum. He didn't care. He's not a moron. Just an *******. And you got your information from....where?

Originally posted by Bardock42
And you got your information from....where?
a porn site

Originally posted by Bardock42
And you got your information from....where? http://www.einsteinnevermadeagirlcum.net

Originally posted by Bardock42
And you got your information from....where? Originally posted by ~Pielover~
http://www.einsteinnevermadeagirlcum.net Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
a porn site

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
http://www.einsteinnevermadeagirlcum.net
*clicks*



.....


Hey! That's not a real site!

Originally posted by Marxman
*clicks*



.....


Hey! That's not a real site!

coffee1 i concur, my dear Watson

Originally posted by Scythe
Cha? What are ya? Mental?

Yeah.......NOT.

Come on man, get the net!

Originally posted by Bloigen
Yeah.......NOT.

Come on man, get the net!

In that case, I'll have the creme of sumyoung guy.

Originally posted by Scythe
Cha? What are ya? Mental?



Meet number one of the two I was typing to you about. Wow...he's a douche....

Guys stop being so mean.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Wow...he's a douche....

Let's just hope the "other" one comes out of hiding soon.

Sex is best when both people are pleasured.

Blizzard if all you doing is pleasuring her and never getting any yourself then basically your a walking talking dildo to her.

Originally posted by Scythe
Let's just hope the "other" one comes out of hiding soon.

Who is the other one?

Originally posted by Eclipso
Who is the other one?

Originally posted by Eclipso
Sex is best when both people are pleasured.

Blizzard if all you doing is pleasuring her and never getting any yourself then basically your a walking talking dildo to her. And that's AMOST hot. But she'll just cheat on you.


Probably deserve it.....

Originally posted by Bloigen
Silly AOR.

Busting nuts are for me? ermm

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
And that's AMOST hot. But she'll just cheat on you.


Probably deserve it.....

Originally posted by Blizzard
Yeah, so that girl that I'm love with . . .

Things completely elevated yesterday while we were watching American Beauty.

I started touching her lower back really softly and she grabbed me really hard and threw her body against me.


Well, last night . . .

I gave into temptation, so to say. We didn't have sex, but I don't think we even had to.

erm...okay?

Originally posted by Blizzard
Yeah, so that girl that I'm love with . . .

Things completely elevated yesterday while we were watching American Beauty.

I started touching her lower back really softly and she grabbed me really hard and threw her body against me.


Well, last night . . .

I gave into temptation, so to say. We didn't have sex, but I don't think we even had to.

Holy shit, nice work.

Originally posted by Dusty
Holy shit, nice work.

Thank you. At least someone isn't being a complete fool towards me.


Getting hated on for pleasuring a girl? Whoops, I'll be sure to cut that one down next time . . .

Lmao, or not?


I will lack on my debating with foolish people; People might not know the difference.

Originally posted by Eclipso
Sex is best when both people are pleasured.

Blizzard if all you doing is pleasuring her and never getting any yourself then basically your a walking talking dildo to her.

Of course I'm going to get pleasure and she tries alot and I sometimes let her.

What you seem to be brutally failing to understand (Mentioning it for my THIRD time) is that I enjoy pleasuring her and that is where most OF MY pleasure comes out of.

Hoorah for pleasurering. w00t

Don't blue roses make you for-

...

What are we talking about? ermm

Pleasure is very good. But you cant beat the one given the pleasure.

Watch out for blue balls, dude. Take that as friendly advice.

Originally posted by Blizzard
Of course I'm going to get pleasure and she tries alot and I sometimes let her.

What you seem to be brutally failing to understand (Mentioning it for my THIRD time) is that I enjoy pleasuring her and that is where most OF MY pleasure comes out of.

So you enjoying being the one in control sexually is what your saying?

Originally posted by Eclipso
So you enjoying being the one in control sexually is what your saying?

EDIT: A bit too offensive there.

And No.

Originally posted by Affinity
Yeah, so that girl that I'm love with . . .

Things completely elevated yesterday while we were watching American Beauty.

I started touching her lower back really softly and she grabbed me really hard and threw her body against me.


Well, last night . . .

I gave into temptation, so to say. We didn't have sex, but I don't think we even had to.

lol, okay.

Originally posted by Blizzard
Of course I'm going to get pleasure and she tries alot and I sometimes let her.

What you seem to be brutally failing to understand (Mentioning it for my THIRD time) is that I enjoy pleasuring her and that is where most OF MY pleasure comes out of.
dude you need to do 3 things before you post here again with your retarded insults
1) get stoned ( my personal advice)
2) come out of the closet ermm (although i think this has already been said)
3) get a job (advice from The W confused)

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
dude you need to do 3 things before you post here again with your retarded insults
1) get stoned ( my personal advice)
2) come out of the closet ermm (although i think this has already been said)
3) get a job (advice from The W confused)

1) Last night.
2) You first.
3) I make more money than your parents.

Glad for you man.. I'm in love right now. And it's slowly progressing, yet for this one.. I'd wait forever. ;_;

Originally posted by Affinity
1) Last night.
2) You first.
3) I make more money than your parents.
1) I can guarentee that you have never smoked ANYTHING, in your whole life shock
2) im not gay ermm
3) Thats the second biggest bullshit i've heard in a long time, (the first biggest one was OJ being innocent )

Originally posted by Blizzard
Yeah, so that girl that I'm love with . . .

Things completely elevated yesterday while we were watching American Beauty.

I started touching her lower back really softly and she grabbed me really hard and threw her body against me.


Well, last night . . .

I gave into temptation, so to say. We didn't have sex, but I don't think we even had to.

Less than a month and you're on your third username? Get the f*ck out of here...

Oh and BTW, you're gay, the blue rose told me.

Ken is not gay. Crazy in the head, yes, but not gay.

Originally posted by Impediment
Ken is not gay. Crazy in the head, yes, but not gay.

Prove it.

Originally posted by Affinity
Sorry, I'll be sure to wait a while like you and dive through four?

The female with the facial disfigurement in your signature claims that you're a hypocrite, my homosexual friend. 5+ years and 4 names...compared to less than 1 month and 3 names, big difference.

Oh, and the girl in my signature is only there because I like her boobies.

Rose + Man IS Gay. See?

You will not always have less names than me, watch you end up bored with this name in another couple weeks.

This is ugly to you?
http://images.zap2it.com/20050505/hollywoodlifeawards05/031_hayden.panettiere_hollywoodlifeawards05.jpg
I'm gonna revoke your penis because you're obviously not using it.

OMFG, why would you do that?

Originally posted by Affinity
Thanks for proving my point, Ken. You obviously lack the awareness to notice the symbolism. Yikes!



Wrong. I guarantee I will ALWAYS have less user names than you.

I don't give two shits about your symbolism, does it look like I even care? I just want to call you gay.

Even if you somehow manage to stay under the amount of usernames I've had it doesn't chance the fact that your name to length ratio is terrible. I was here for over 3 years before I even thought about changing my name.

Originally posted by Affinity
Thanks for proving my point, Ken. You obviously lack the awareness to notice the symbolism. Yikes!



Wrong. I guarantee I will ALWAYS have less user names than you.
I like your signature... Nicer than most of the toss on here. Not sure there's much symbolism there but I like roses and I like blue... It's not gay though.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
1) I can guarentee that you have never smoked ANYTHING, in your whole life shock
2) im not gay ermm
3) Thats the second biggest bullshit i've heard in a long time, (the first biggest one was OJ being innocent )

1) Wrong.
2) Wrong.
3) Wrong.

Originally posted by Affinity
Whether you give a shit or not is irrelevant. You just don't understand the symbolism because you can't. Your brain is uncapable of filtering and accepting something that is out of the range of your ridiculous and childish . . . Yes, childish, stereotypical outlook.

More irrelevancy. Want to see a relevant ratio?

4:3


^ I can get more specific if you have trouble understanding that.

3:1/12 Get it?

Originally posted by Affinity
Whether you give a shit or not is irrelevant. You just don't understand the symbolism because you can't. Your brain is uncapable of filtering and accepting something that is out of the range of your ridiculous and childish . . . Yes, childish, stereotypical outlook.

More irrelevancy. Want to see a relevant ratio?

4:3


^ I can get more specific if you have trouble understanding that.

No shit Sherlock, I read it the first time.

I'm saying your ratio is worse you dumb****.

I love Sorgo...

Hahaha, this thread is always on!

Originally posted by Affinity
^ Forgot a comma there.

You shouldn't call others dumb when you just outrageously displayed such horrid stupidity.

Heh.

So missing a comma's stupidity?

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
So missing a comma's stupidity?
That's not what I said, but okay . . .

What the **** is going on back here?

Can't we all just get on with our lives? Who gives a damn if we can't spell, or if we have more user names than necessary? Sit back. Relax. Drink a booze. Watch some porn. Do something other than wasting your minutes arguing on who is the more intelligent of the two. The only intelligent people in this thread are the ones who decided to leave.

For the love of everything that is good in this world. Chill.

Originally posted by Dusty
What the **** is going on back here?

Can't we all just get on with our lives? Who gives a damn if we can't spell, or if we have more user names than necessary? Sit back. Relax. Drink a booze. Watch some porn. Do something other than wasting your minutes arguing on who is the more intelligent of the two. The only intelligent people in this thread are the ones who decided to leave.

For the love of everything that is good in this world. Chill. I'd have posted these exact words, but I gave up on these folks.

Originally posted by Affinity
That's not what I said, but okay . . .

Actually that's exactly what you said.

Originally posted by Blizzard
It not always about the guy "busting a nut", you moron.

You're obviously clueless when it comes to gaining maximum pleasure with a girl.

I enjoy being the pleasurer, not the pleasuree.

It's alot more entertaining and she obviously reaps the benefits. I actually understand/agree with/have experienced what you're saying.

Yeah, there's a lot to be said about getting the gal juicing all over the place before you start to have a good time yourself. I get a lot more if the girl is exploding before you even begin to dive in. Leads to a hell of a good time.

Besides, unless your dick is shaped like a f*ckin "J," then she's not going to consistently want to screw you as much as you want to jump her bones. It's a lot about making her happy.

hi

Originally posted by Affinity
Yeah, so that girl that I'm love with . . .

Things completely elevated yesterday while we were watching American Beauty.

I started touching her lower back really softly and she grabbed me really hard and threw her body against me.


Well, last night . . .

I gave into temptation, so to say. We didn't have sex, but I don't think we even had to.

You didnt have sex and she threw her self to you? Youre either lying or you cant get it up or you bust before even going in or too shy, or you dont know that you actually play for the other other team.

wow... that was.... interesting... lol