Willy in trouble
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finti
Yes he is in trouble that famous Orca Willy or Keiko as he is renamed.
He bewildered himself into a Norwegian fjord and he is still too tame to really manaage on his own. He has been fed by people and that wont help him a bit. A norwegian whale researcher/scientist said either they have to recapture him or kill him or else he might suffer a painfull death at sea. Enviromentalist saw red when they heard what the researcher said. Guess that whale aint to intelligent after all ending up in a fjord of a country that still hunts whales

. They do not hunt Orcas here though so I guess he is safe for now, but they need to leave him alone or he will never be able to manage free life after 20 years in captivity.
Gundark
20 years ? I didn't know he was in captivity that long. Poor Willy. Thats what happens when you keep wild animals then set them free.
Wild animals need to stay in the wild. Not do stupid tricks for a stupider audience. Thats why I'm so against ciruses and rodeos and zoos and stuff.

Dexx
ooh ooh me too
A killer whale.........tame.....hmm.....what money can do of a whale...
yerssot
you know, the purpose of a zoo is to breed endangered species, so they don't get extinct! Lots and lots of animals have been saved that way, going from "mere" fish to bengalese tigers etc.
they do try to release some of those animals back in the wild, most of them have succes, only a few don't make it in the wild
LanceWindu
Instead of Free Willy it should be Un-Free Willy
Fire
yerss most zoo's work like that not all, unfortunatly
yerssot
I'm not talking about ALL zoos, like Olmen for example, but look at the one in Antwerpen and Planckendael! They have breadingprograms for quite a few animals in order to save them!
It's actually quite recent that zoos started with it, though

Fire
Olmen does have breeding programs
u ever went there???
they breed almost all wild cats
yerssot
been there, very very bad zoo, you mean those leopards?
Thomas H
lets hope he has a great stay in Norway!
Gundark
FREE WILLY ! FREE WILLY !
*marches around with sign*
yerssot
technically... he IS free
Dexx
the zoos are PART of animal extinction...course there are soem that try ro rebalance the species number but...not a lot. We caused the trouble in the first place
Thomas H
he is as free as possible!
Dexx
he's not free....he's stuck

Gundark
They just need to get in there with a big spatula and flip him back out into the ocean. Or get a lady whale to lure him back out.
Dexx
or call the vikings for an eating contest

Thomas H
we seen him jump before so hw will do it again!hehe
Gundark
Maybe they need to get that little kid over there to talk him out.
yerssot
or with bad luck, it's the remake... splatch, bye bye kid

Gundark
I didn't see that one. What happened ?
Dexx
all the directors are crawling over there.
'quick boys ...bring on the cameras...we may never get an opportunity like this to film willy....9 or what?"

yerssot
4 I think
*sigh*
if To was here, he would have understood it
if you exqueeze me for a moment, I have a fly in my eye...
*starts to cry*
Gundark
Hello. Earth to Forum.
What happened to the kid in the second movie ???
Dexx
hope willy ate his ass
Gundark
Hellooooooooo.....
Can somebody answer my question please ?
yerssot
grew up, got arrogant, started drinking, thought he was a whale, drawned
yerssot
yeah, never saw Free Willy 3?
Thomas H
probably right what yerss says!
Tex
Eugh! I'm so sick of that whale!!! Free Willy is like soooo 1993!!
yerssot
Bjork is sooo 1980
Dexx
but orcas are very kewl
yerssot

you said bjork is an orca!
mah
tex-

Dexx
no, i haven labled bjork yet yerssot
finti
well if that dumbass Orca dont get his butt out of that fjord before winter its gonna be defrost willy
Dexx
i hear they're good with mustard
Gundark
Dexx, you're terrible.
Never saw Free Willy 2 or 3.
Gundark
Well.....what kind of mustard ?
Dexx
made outa orcas too....veeeeery spicy
finti
phew whale fat

Dexx
better than whale sh*t parfume

finti
we come a little further than that here Dexx
Now where is my harpoon
Keikoburger or willyburger if you prefer

Dexx
better than McDonalds ratburger
Billy The Kid
McWilly

Gundark
McDonalds sucks.

Billy The Kid
willy whopper then!
Dexx
McDonalds sucks bigtime.....damn ratburgers

finti
we can arrange a woodburger for you T
Gundark
Fast food sucks.
We just got a Quizno's here in York. Blows Subway away !!
yerssot
*Homer Simpson voice*
In England they call the subway the Tube
Fire
well I eat almost any kind of fast food, have found a few smaller places I really don't like but most is ok, never really like damn this is great but it's eatabe
Gundark
I had the best pizza ever in Myrtle Beach. They shaved the onions and peppers paper thin when they put them on the pizza. So there weren't these big hunks you had to try to bite in half. Never saw anything like it. Home made sauce. It was a real italian place. I think it was a front for money laundering actually.
finti
ehh Yers that is the underground train system, what Gundy is refering to with Subway has to do with food

Gundark
Thanks finti.
Yes, we are talking about food.
yerssot
I know, I'm not THAT stupid...
*checks intelligence*
ok...cancel that last one
Dexx
yerssot..u pretending to be stupid so we could consider you an evil genius......i revealed ur evil skeamy plan.
yerssot
pretending? I am stupid!
Dexx
proove it...it's not that easy to get that title
Dexx
ok u've prooven it

mah
*whining* prooVE, not proof!
yerssot
read dex his post mah

Dexx
he's doing it right now mah.....look how he spelled "dex"
yerssot
yes, wicket me huh?
Dexx
but u're still not considred an evil genius
Dexx
no..cause there can't be two at the same time...and i've taken that spot
Dexx
officialy..ur just another wacko.....it's the unofficial..hidden part that matters
mah
news update: keiko/willy might've caught a cold...(according to norways biggest newspaper

)
Dexx
they have aspitin and cough sirup for whales too...
yerssot
officially, I'm the only one

finti
yes that cant be two of you
yerssot
dangerous and disturbing this puzzle is
yerssot
hey! Tex isn't THAT fat!
finti
harpoons work on Belgians too you know

yerssot
I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
yerssot
it's not that you can actually miss me

Gundark
You're laid out in grids right ?
yerssot
well, I cover an entire street, if you're interested
Gundark
I meant grids as in waffles squares.
Aren't you supposed to be in school today ?
yerssot
hour difference, gundark, hour difference
yerssot
school mah, school

keokiswahine
weekend ???

yerssot
oh, you edited your mistake!

mah
of course

yerssot
well, the "last edit" part did give it away

Fire
yerss don't u have anything better to do?
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