Boondocks:
Reily Freeman: Yall was in Iraq together?
Gin Rummy: Yea, we was in Iraq.
RF: What did you do?
GR: We was looking for weapons of mass destruction.
RF: Did you ever find them?
GR: YOU KNOW GODDAM WILL WE DIDN'T FIND 'EM! WHAT ARE YOU? SOME KIND OF POLITICAL HUMOROUS?
Edward III: I was looking for bitches but they had that carpet shit all over them and I couldn't see what they looked like. All that was really exposed was they eyes and that wasn't enough for me, cuz you know, shit, I could be looking at they eyes and they eyes can be all pretty, and then you take that carpet off, and you have a tragedy.
GR: But naw, we ain't find 'em. But I always say, 'The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.'
RF: What?
GR: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist.
RF: What?
GR: What country you from?
RF: What?
GR: 'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
RF:
What?
GR: ENGLISH MOTHA FUKA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
RF: Yea.
GR: So you understand the words I'm saying to you.
RF: Yea.
GR: Well what I'm saying is that there are known knowns and there are known unknowns but there are also unknown unknowns, things that we don't know that we don't know.
RF: What?
GR: SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MUTHA FUKA! SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME!"
Ahh Boondocks. Cracks me up.