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i figured we should merge all the repeat topics into one thread.

so, you're in a committed relationship to an undead saddam hussein. how do you go about maintaining this affair? i mean, vampire saddam would appreciate affection, but he probably would also need his own space. and what about spicing up the sex life? ideas? thoughts?

And then you call me a troll ?

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
And then you call me a troll ?

yes. among other things, but thats off topic

BEST SPOOF EVER!!!!!

Vampire thread+Relationship thread+Saddam execution thread all in 1

Love, tenderness, a good supply of extra blood, sympathy for him being undead . . .

then when he has become complacent I get Buffy, D, Blade, Alucard and Van Helsing

Sex, lots and lots of steaming hot gay sex

But Sadam Cheats on you with Simon Belmont, so you cant maintain a relationship

Originally posted by Fishy
Sex, lots and lots of steaming hot gay sex

my solution was more violent (and more fun)

If I were a woman in love with Vampire-Saddam, I'd let 'VS' have anal whenever he wanted. It's really that simple.

I wonder if a merge will work with all those Anti-Bush threads from 2004 to the present. hmm

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
my solution was more violent (and more fun)

Sex is fun too, wouldn't know about hot steaming gay sex but there's a first time for everything.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I wonder if a merge will work with all those Anti-Bush threads from 2004 to the present. hmm

Dude, you just went off topic and ruined the most important thread we've had in weeks.

Originally posted by Fishy
Sex is fun too, wouldn't know about hot steaming gay sex but there's a first time for everything.

Wonder if we could combine the ideas (combination was the progenitor of this thread)

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Wonder if we could combine the ideas (combination was the progenitor of this thread)

A Hot steaming gay orgy while covered in blood with Saddam, Blade, Van Helsing and Buffy videotaping it all?

That does sound pretty fun and if you don't like the gay sex thing you can always go to Buffy

new thread: how to maintain a 3 way relationship while soul hopping with vampire hussein and werewolf bush

Originally posted by PVS
i figured we should merge all the repeat topics into one thread.

so, you're in a committed relationship to an undead saddam hussein. how do you go about maintaining this affair? i mean, vampire saddam would appreciate affection, but he probably would also need his own space. and what about spicing up the sex life? ideas? thoughts?

Simple answers really.

1) Let him suck on you wherever he pleases.eyes

2)As for space let him sleep in.

Maybe you can go flirt with him PVS.


Oh wait..Saddam isnt a 19 year old girl on an internet forum..ooooops.

you lost your creative spark kidrock

i miss the way we were

makes me want to sing "the way we were"

Dude, you totally botched your joke... What's wrong with chatting with a 19 year old? You meant "15" or some other young underage age right?

-Damn you PVS... ^ that was supposed to go under KidRocks, you a-hole.

Originally posted by Robtard

-Damn you PVS... ^ that was supposed to go under KidRocks, you a-hole.

i didnt know you were so desperate to be under kidrock

Originally posted by PVS
i didnt know you were so desperate to be under kidrock

Lets get one thing straight, IF KidRock and I were in a homo-relationship, he'd be the one with the pads fused to his knees. Robtard bottoms for no one.

Originally posted by Robtard
Let get one thing straight, IF KidRock and I were in a homo-relationship, he'd be the one with the pads fused to his knees. Robtard bottoms for no one.

hehehe great recovery

Originally posted by PVS
hehehe great recovery

I don't know. None of the guy's i've been with have used knee pads. Some of them actually liked carpet burns.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I don't know. None of the guy's i've been with have used knee pads. Some of them actually liked carpet burns.

yeah, but robtards a rough rider.

droolio

lets just sing the hymn of orgasmism.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
droolio

Unless you have a nice vagina under that bunghole, Robtard will not ride. Sorry, it's in my contract.

Originally posted by Robtard
Unless you have a nice vagina under that bunghole, Robtard will not ride. Sorry, it's in my contract.



My vagina is tight and circular droolio

Your stygian trickery will not work on me.

Originally posted by Robtard
Lets get one thing straight, IF KidRock and I were in a homo-relationship, he'd be the one with the pads fused to his knees. Robtard bottoms for no one.

Well it depends..where would we be going out to eat before hand? hmmmmm..

Originally posted by Robtard
Your stygian trickery will not work on me.


NAKED JARED LETO ! HURRY ! THINK ABOUT IT !

Originally posted by KidRock
Well it depends..where would we be going out to eat before hand? hmmmmm..

PVS's mom's house... She makes the best pesto linguine.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your stygian trickery will not work on me.

Does that mean you're one of those people who like carpet burns?

Originally posted by Robtard
PVS's mom's house... She makes the best pesto linguine.

her pesto linguine sucks and so do you.

What does PVS stand for?

Perverted
V? I dont know
Shit (head)

Originally posted by PVS
i figured we should merge all the repeat topics into one thread.

so, you're in a committed relationship to an undead saddam hussein. how do you go about maintaining this affair? i mean, vampire saddam would appreciate affection, but he probably would also need his own space. and what about spicing up the sex life? ideas? thoughts?



http://sjl-static7.sjl.youtube.com/vi/KVsrrb1LjYk/3.jpg

Originally posted by Robtard
Dude, you totally botched your joke... What's wrong with chatting with a 19 year old? You meant "15" or some other young underage age right?

-Damn you PVS... ^ that was supposed to go under KidRocks, you a-hole.

It's cause PVS is like 100. That's just sick.

dunno
mebbe buy him a nice moustache trimmer
never say "hey saddam hows it hanging?"
make sure you both get out the prayer mat every Friday before you have a reach around

u got me stumped

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's cause PVS is like 100. That's just sick.

...and i want to put my penis in a 19 year old

Originally posted by PVS
...and i want to put my penis in a 19 year old

I don't blame you. As long as you two are consenting. And damn, LF is a hot piece of ass.

yeah, how the **** did "Escape from LA" make it to #1 of your favorite movies.
are you retarded or just being funny...and retarded?

Originally posted by PVS
yeah, how the **** did "Escape from LA" make it to #1 of your favorite movies.
are you retarded or just being funny...and retarded?

I like the movie.

I will update that thing though. Sometimes. Escape from L.A. is still great.

Whore.

Retarded and funny

This thread is great. Well, all of the posts are worthless, but the thread subject title itself is stupendous!

Originally posted by Bardock42
I like the movie.

yeah, whats not to like...beside the whole thing

the eyepatch was great

escape from new york was ok. duke of new york, a#1

Originally posted by PVS
yeah, whats not to like...beside the whole thing

It's fun. Hater.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
My vagina is tight and circular droolio

That be good enough size for a chupacabra saddam to fit in.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Does that mean you're one of those people who like carpet burns?

No, no and no.. Robtard bottoms for no one remember.

Originally posted by PVS
her pesto linguine sucks and so do you.

You just hurt your mothers feelings, you're a terrible son.

Originally posted by Smiter
What does PVS stand for?

Perverted
V? I dont know
Shit (head)


Of all the humorous possibilities in the world, that was the best you could come up with...

http://diablo.ict.pwr.wroc.pl/~pszydlo/portfolio/nakoszulke/stewie1.gif

It was funny, because it was so awkward.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It was funny, because it was so awkward.

I didn't think it was funny or awkward.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It was funny, because it was so awkward.

No, objectively speaking, it thoroughly sucked.

-Edit... off the top of my head, here is one that is many times funnier than what he said and I wasn't even trying.

Premanent
Vaginal
Seepage

Partnership
Vampire
Saddam

Are you trying to brush up on your Haiku skills? Make it a funny acronym.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, objectively speaking, it thoroughly sucked.

-Edit... off the top of my head, here is one that is many times funnier than what he said and I wasn't even trying.

Premanent
Vaginal
Seepage

No, look, that might be slightly funny objectively speaking, but it gets owned by his approach because he made a full on idiot of himself.

It is like someone shooting at a goal missing and somehow getting the ball in their private parts. Originally posted by BobbyD
I didn't think it was funny or awkward.

Yeah

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, look, that might be slightly funny objectively speaking, but it gets owned by his approach because he made a full on idiot of himself.

It is like someone shooting at a goal missing and somehow getting the ball in their private parts.



Not in his private parts but it still looks damned painful

http://dump.geenstijl.nl/mediabase/foto/d2038936_Catch.jpg

Originally posted by Robtard
Premanent
Vaginal
Seepage

hehehe congratulations. you are the first of many who have attempted that and came out funny. however i'll have to bump you down to an A- because of the misspelling
Originally posted by botankus
Partnership
Vampire
Saddam

you certainly themed it well yet it ultimately falls flat. i'll be kind: C+ for good effort

Originally posted by PVS
hehehe congratulations. you are the first of many who have attempted that and came out funny. however i'll have to bump you down to an A- because of the misspelling



The spelling was seamless, A+++ (Like Ralphie's letter to Santa)

Originally posted by PVS
you certainly themed it well yet it ultimately falls flat. i'll be kind: C+ for good effort

I'm quite happy with this passing grade. Yes, theme was the issue (haikus have not and never will cross my mind) but you gotta like the timing of the terrible acronym. Of the 1,000,000 threads where someone has put P-V-S together, I managed to land it in your "How to maintain a relationship with vampire saddam" thread.

What a fcukin' dumb a$$ thread, lol.

new thread: how to maintain a 3 way relationship while soul hopping with vampire hussein and white racist bush

You just couldn't fit anything about gay sheep in there, could you?

*stands with hands on hips and feet tapping*

there's only 1 gay sheep thread.

*urinates on botankus*

Originally posted by PVS
i figured we should merge all the repeat topics into one thread.

so, you're in a committed relationship to an undead saddam hussein. how do you go about maintaining this affair? i mean, vampire saddam would appreciate affection, but he probably would also need his own space. and what about spicing up the sex life? ideas? thoughts? Is this a debbiejo thread?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Is this a debbiejo thread?

Right, no.

no its a 'STFU debbiejo' thread.

Can I watch as you two debate on this??

Originally posted by PVS
there's only 1 gay sheep thread.

*urinates on botankus*

Since the sheep in my avi are gay, all the threads I post in will have a gay sheep theme.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Can I watch as you two debate on this??

We won't debate. We agree on the issue.

Nice side tract..................I love you.........hahahaha

Bardock...............Hmmf..............*mad face*

PVS *YOU ONLY LIVE WITHIN YOUR OWN BODIES CAPABILITIES*

wOOPS.....look caps off now.

Hmmm

Possibly
Violent
Sailor


OH MY GAWD ! LOOK OUT PVS IS REALLY.....

http://www.harrynilsson.com/images/paulsmith-small.jpg

BLUTO !!!!

wow...thats really messed up...i dont want to say publically why...but its really weird that you posted that

Originally posted by PVS
wow...thats really messed up...i dont want to say publically why...but its really weird that you posted that

But Bluto pwns Popeye , who can warp reality !

I mean Popeye turned a giant vulture into a frigging roast turkey simply by hitting it ( So not only did that punch kill , gut , cook and serve the bird , but it also changed the things damn species ! ) how can you NOT respect a man who can beat the guy who did the above mentioned feat !

no no check your PM

Originally posted by PVS
no no check your PM

Ahhh lol

Me?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Me?

Whom ?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Me?

you dont matter

Originally posted by PVS
you dont matter Sure I do...........Check you're fleas..

I bet Bluto could get Robtard to bottom. doped

Originally posted by PVS
no no check your PM

Tell me, as well. Tell me.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Sure I do...........Check you're fleas..

You matter.....when the conspiracy forum is taken for absolute fact and this forum becomes the reservoir of super intellectuals.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Tell me, as well. Tell me. If Bardock gets to know I do too.

Being a study of nutrition.......I think not......It's Popeye>>> He's the sailer man.........boat


He looks a bit worried, don't he...

if you want to know pm me. its not that funny, but the coincidence is uncanny

NOOOOOO!!!! they moved it

this thread is important!!!

IT NEEDS TO BE DISCUSSED!!!!!

Damn these/your fleas are biting. Quit sucken up...........Obnoxious....

hey, i have an idea: why dont you try and post some snappy putdowns that make sense? good idea? or perhaps you can stop obsessing over me. i like older women debs, but im not into senior citizens.

ya like 'em just about 45, 50 years old, eh. Understandable. Hey to each his own. Flabby meat's not my type 'o dish, so you can have 'em all. lol

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
ya like 'em just about 45, 50 years old, eh. Understandable. Hey to each his own. Flabby meat's not my type 'o dish, so you can have 'em all. lol

i see, you like em young and trim















and with big dicks.

Originally posted by PVS
i see, you like em young and trim

Since and if big dicks are on your mind, would that make you a dick head?


Holy moly that explains it!! We now know why you are one !!!

lol














and with big dicks.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I bet Bluto could get Robtard to bottom. doped

Never happen, if the scenario was done outdoors, that portly bastard could never catch me. If it was indoors, I'd play along and pretend to give Bluto a foreplay B.J. only to bite off his penis. Either way, Robtard wouldn't be "topped".

Edit: Damn, they moved it and I just responded to an "OTF" thread, I need a hot shower and lots of soap.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North


even if you learned the quoting function that still would have not been funny...sorry

Originally posted by PVS
even if you learned the quoting function that still would have not been funny...sorry But this was.

Originally posted by PVS
even if you learned the quoting function that still would have not been funny...sorry

i dunno what heppened there but what i wrote was that what you said early indicated that big dicks were in your mind, and if that would make you a dick head and that i finally find out why you are the way you are. A dick head, lol.

What the **** is THIS?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What the **** is THIS?

A joke thread.

a bad joke thread from a coc head, basically. You'd surely have to realize that dumb threads come from dumb people, i guess.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
i dunno what heppened there but what i wrote was that what you said early indicated that big dicks were in your mind, and if that would make you a dick head and that i finally find out why you are the way you are. A dick head, lol.


....and dicks dicks cocks and dicks. right i get it. just a suggestion though:
if you want some of my sweet dick just ask. all this timid hint dropping is such a turnoff


(hint: people who "LOL" their own putdowns and jokes tend to not be funny)

Originally posted by PVS
....and dicks dicks cocks and dicks. right i get it. just a suggestion though:
if you want some of my sweet dick just ask. all this timid hint dropping is such a turnoff


(hint: people who "LOL" their own putdowns and jokes tend to not be funny)

Fcuk you and your gay and corney thread, LOL.

PVS = P.enis V.erification S.ystems. or your mouth.

Make a funnier non-sensical thread the next time, arse. It's why it got booted to "off topic". C. Sucker.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Fcuk you and your gay and corney thread, LOL.

not funny

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
PVS = P.enis V.erification S.ystems. or your mouth.

makes no sense

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Make a funnier non-sensical thread the next time, arse. It's why it got booted to "off topic". C. Sucker.

maybe i should make a thread about how the white man is keeping me down, filled with lots of crying and calling everyone a racist. is that what a good thread is?

You lack comprehension. I'm not trying to be funny, but insulting. You deserve it. I'm upset with your creating such a fcuking corney joke thread, you coc sucker, you.


You should be shot at point black range right up your nose by a .357 Mag and spat on for being so corney, you male coc stalker.

Oh well, gay people produce gay unfunny threads and this is one sad case. PVS is a prissy name too. PMS is more like you.

Don't create anymore of these lame threads, fcuker.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
You lack comprehension. I'm not trying to be funny, but insulting. You deserve it. I'm upset with your creating such a fcuking corney joke thread, you coc sucker, you.


You should be shot at point black range right up your nose by a .357 Mag and spat on for being so corney, you male coc stalker.

Oh well, gay people produce gay unfunny threads and this is one sad case. PVS is a prissy name too. PMS is more like you.

Don't create anymore of these lame threads, fcuker.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/PVS/tuff.jpg

Nice try passing off a 2005 pic of you then typing the text in.

awww i was hoping for some more tough guy talk.

Na, that's your fortay. Your infamous for that.

PVS =

-Petrified of Vaginal Situation's. (since your gay)

-Penis's Value Suckers (like you)

-Pseudo Visionaries are Shit (like you)

hehe

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Na, that's your fortay. Your infamous for that.

PVS =

-Petrified of Vaginal Situation's. (since your gay)

-Penis's Value Suckers (like you)

-Pseudo Visionaries are Shit (like you)

you fail?

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
hehe

you fail




now, why dont you get back to pissing and crying at the gdf and accusing all white people of being racist. sound like a plan, farrakhan ?

Originally posted by PVS

now, why dont you get back to pissing and crying at the gdf and accusing all white people of being racist. sound like a plan, farrakhan ?

and "why don't ju stick ju head up ju ass, see if it fits..." Cabron..

So no more of these threads alrighty, fcuker..?

Alright.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
and "why don't ju stick ju head up ju ass, see if it fits..." Cabron..

So no more of these threads alrighty, fcuker..?

Alright.


http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_35/1135082745hNGSvS.jpg

A pic of you left foot with your casuals on....So?

I didn't get. I did creativity but since your a coc hunter and you just made no sense, you gets an F on that one.

PV.S, short for PerVerted Shithead.

Go kill yourself, coc boy. And no more stupid threads, ya fuc.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/PVS/yapper.jpg

And non-warriors like yourself, meaning?

I understand ya ****eroo. lol

Your a sh*thread PVS you know that...i just feel like fcukin with you for no reason. At first it was about the gay joke thread but know i just like bashing you, lol. cause your a fcukin' c*nt hole...

i duno, i just wanna bash you, and there's nothing you can saw that will dissuade me. I'm smiling right now as i write this while waiting for your upcoming half-witty offensive remark that you'll make in a moment. You know, your remarks that I give birth and power to.

I own you, biatch...lol

Is it medicine time?

big time

This was entertaining.

Consider yourself warned for member bashing and profanity FistOfThe North!

Originally posted by Storm
Consider yourself warned for member bashing and profanity FistOfThe North!

How many warnings do I get?

Listen, if you're going to make an acronym out of PVS's name, at least make it funny, put a little thought into it.

"Petrified of Vaginal Situation's" That one was okay, but then you completely ruined it by explaining it with a caption.

Originally posted by Robtard
Listen, if you're going to make an acronym out of PVS's name, at least make it funny, put a little thought into it.

"Petrified of Vaginal Situation's" That one was okay, but then you completely ruined it by explaining it with a caption.

The captions were for those of low caliber. I was being considerate so back off, R.tard.

yeah robtard, dont make him cry.

Don't make him cry. ermm

Originally posted by PVS
yeah robtard, dont make him cry.

Or laugh..by using LOL, P.V.S..

Originally posted by PVS
i figured we should merge all the repeat topics into one thread.

so, you're in a committed relationship to an undead saddam hussein. how do you go about maintaining this affair? i mean, vampire saddam would appreciate affection, but he probably would also need his own space. and what about spicing up the sex life? ideas? thoughts? Go that way arrow

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
How many warnings do I get?
I' ll refresh your memory. You have twice been temporarily banned before. Push it to another ban, and it will be permanent. Satisfying enough?

Originally posted by heru
Go that way arrow

hardly decent advice. vampire saddam would not be pleased

well, ill request a thread closure so that the usual otf feces can more easily float to the top

Don't Close This, We Like This Feces.

Originally posted by PVS
hardly decent advice. vampire saddam would not be pleased

well, ill request a thread closure so that the usual otf feces can more easily float to the top

LOOOOSER

Originally posted by Storm
I' ll refresh your memory. You have twice been temporarily banned before. Push it to another ban, and it will be permanent. Satisfying enough?

Interesting. I only remember being banned once from here. I'd know. I haven't been here that long, like what 2 1/2 years or something.

So is it like a "3-strikes-and-your-out" thing. So does that mean, since i only got banned once, do i get one more ban before the next one is permanent?

I'm not trying to be a smart a$$; i just truly wanna know..

oh ffs. requesting thread closure

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Interesting. I only remember being banned once from here. I'd know. I haven't been here that long, like what 2 1/2 years or something.

So is it like a "3-strikes-and-your-out" thing. So does that mean, since i only got banned once, do i get one more ban before the next one is permanent?

I'm not trying to be a smart a$$; i just truly wanna know.. Storm would know better than you how many times you've been banned: you're walking on thin ice, mammajamma

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Interesting. I only remember being banned once from here. I'd know. I haven't been here that long, like what 2 1/2 years or something.

So is it like a "3-strikes-and-your-out" thing. So does that mean, since i only got banned once, do i get one more ban before the next one is permanent?

I'm not trying to be a smart a$$; i just truly wanna know..

...1 and a half years is more like it anyways.


Originally posted by PVS
oh ffs. requesting thread closure

You do that too often. Stop it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
...1 and a half years is more like it anyways.


You're right, a year and a few months, almost 2 yrs.. I'll make sure i keep track the next time, surely.

Originally posted by PVS
oh ffs. requesting thread closure

Noweep

Closed on request of the thread starter.