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I know what youre thinking, but this is for real.

Once is a fluke.
Twice is bad writing.
But at some point you just have to realize that Squirrel Girl is at least a Skyfather-level entity.

Let's look at the evidence....

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The Squirrel-a-Gig!

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SQ and Tippy-Toe in action against Modok

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Best. Thread. EVER!

Only Squirrel Girl's "nutty pluck" can defeat Terrax the Tamer.



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...a few pages later.... http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/21/terrax3th1.th.jpg

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Tippy-Toe

tohslaugh

On-panel evidence of victories against Mandarin, Dr. Doom, and Giganto


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...also cool because she turns down an invitation to join S.H.I.E.L.D.

And of course, the fight against The Man himself:

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/491/thanos1tf0.th.jpg http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2486/thanos2ko0.th.jpg

So let's do the math:

Modok, Mandarin, Thanos, Doom, Terrax.

That's right everyone.....believe the hype!

...

All I'm missing are the actual fight with Dr. Doom and her recent fight with Deadpool.

Squirrel Girl beating Doom is on her Wikipedia page:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/DrDoomSquirrels.gif

Personally I can't stand her, first of all it was funny but the way marvel have wrote the character, its like shes a walking plot device, which she is supposed to be I guess, but it doesn't really suit my taste. Not that I'm hating or anything

I was wondering when I was going to see this! Awesome thread.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Squirrel Girl beating Doom is on her Wikipedia page:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/DrDoomSquirrels.gif

Is it just me or does Doom's face mask look.....squirrelish?

How the heck did she defeat Thanos??

Originally posted by Evil_Ash
How the heck did she defeat Thanos??

With her nutty pluck, of course.

And you spelled 'devolve' wrong.

Squirrel Girl is GOD


I bow down

Originally posted by DigiMark007
And you spelled 'devolve' wrong.



...fixed

This thread should about closed by now...Digi I wasn't expecting you to make something like this...I'm kinda disappointed.

I could understand a plot device character. But why in god's name does she have such bad lines like "You evil evil man!" or "Shut your evil pie hole!" sweatdrop

Originally posted by Rewmac
This thread should about closed by now...Digi I wasn't expecting you to make something like this...I'm kinda disappointed.

This thread is perfectly fine, it breaks no rules at all. I don't think Digi would intentionally make a thread he knew would be closed, after all, he's kinda the one who does that stuff.

Squirrel Girl indeed does rock, good character, nice thread btw Digi.

Why didn't anybody pic her for the tourny?

The Thanos fight is truly a great moment in comics!

Beats up Deadpool.

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Squirrel Girl meets and takes down IronMan and Dr. Doom.

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The Death of Monkey Joe
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All hail Squirrel Girl!

Star Date 2566 - Captain's Log:

In the year 2009 Squirrel Girl and Wolverine hooked up, got married and started having children (or pups, as we now call them).

Due to Wolverine's amazing powers, like being able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, being faster than a speeding bullet, able to regenerate from a quarter-milligram of scorched, blasted, dehydrated radioactive particle and being more powerful than Hulk, Thor and Superman together (not to mention the agilty of a scalded cat)

combined with

Squirrel Girl's invulnerability, her powerful telepathy, her ability to keep a score of men's balls in her mouth and her paralyzing beauty

these children became the New Gods of planet Earth, and were worshipped as holy entities.

Unfortunately, these were not kind rulers - no! They demanded sacrifice! Each day the challenge had to be met - entire armies slaughtered for their entertainment and amusement!

That is why we are broadcasting from this hollowed-out asteroid - we are the last surviving humans in the galaxy, the only ones that have escaped -
The Wrath of the Squirrelly Wolves!

Originally posted by Dreampanther
All hail Squirrel Girl!

Star Date 2566 - Captain's Log:

In the year 2009 Squirrel Girl and Wolverine hooked up, got married and started having children (or pups, as we now call them).

Due to Wolverine's amazing powers, like being able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, being faster than a speeding bullet, able to regenerate from a quarter-milligram of scorched, blasted, dehydrated radioactive particle and being more powerful than Hulk, Thor and Superman together (not to mention the agilty of a scalded cat)

combined with

Squirrel Girl's invulnerability, her powerful telepathy, her ability to keep a score of men's balls in her mouth and her paralyzing beauty

these children became the New Gods of planet Earth, and were worshipped as holy entities.

Unfortunately, these were not kind rulers - no! They demanded sacrifice! Each day the challenge had to be met - entire armies slaughtered for their entertainment and amusement!

That is why we are broadcasting from this hollowed-out asteroid - we are the last surviving humans in the galaxy, the only ones that have escaped -
The Wrath of the Squirrelly Wolves!

Originally posted by Rewmac
This thread should about closed by now...Digi I wasn't expecting you to make something like this...I'm kinda disappointed.

Wait, huh?

This is for real.

I realize that she's just a walking plot device, but this is a legit thread to showcase her showings. It's not an "epic" respect thread, but I figured it would be fun.

...I also just acquired her beatdown of Deadpool, though I see it's been posted already.

Deadpool considers Squirrel Girl in the same league as Iron Man and Thor.

http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=deadpoolqj2.jpg



....

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Deadpool considers Squirrel Girl in the same league as Iron Man and Thor.

http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=deadpoolqj2.jpg



....

She is far beyond those insects

She's a cosmic menace eclipsed only by the likes of Tyrant level beings.

Ya know, I have nothing in particular against her, just everything she stands for. I cant help but to feel like all these wins she has been adding up is all a setup for a unexpected death. Like being shot by a mugger or maybe joining the exiles only to be eaten by a alternate reality's Wolverine. Something that you'd pick the comic up with a smile expecting to see squirrelly shenanigans but end up depressed and downtrodden at the end.

Originally posted by Badabing
Why didn't anybody pic her for the tourny?









Beacause he's over Thanos level.

Originally posted by King Kandy
Beacause he's over Thanos level.

Yeah, we were going to have SP become her. No such luck.

is she really that powerful.

Originally posted by xmeat
is she really that powerful.

Rationally speaking, no.

But all she has are insanely impressive victories. Part of me thinks that at some point we're going to have to start legitimately seeing her as more than a hilarious excuse for PIS.

Thing is getting beat down by Bi-Beast. Squirrel Girl and friends turn the tide of the battle.

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Just found this out:

SG's real name is "Doreen Green"

Maybe Squirrel Girl is meant to be Stan Lee or Quesada's daughter? Or the daughter of TOAA?

Originally posted by DigiMark007
The Squirrel-a-Gig!

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6066/sg2pf7.th.jpg http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/1948/sg3ef2.th.jpg
Why is it I'd feel safer with the building sized SHIELD carrier hovering over my head but I cringe at the thought of Squirrel Girl zipping around in that flying go-kart in the same city as me.

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Why is it I'd feel safer with the building sized SHIELD carrier hovering over my head but I cringe at the thought of Squirrel Girl zipping around in that flying go-kart in the same city as me.

That's the sort of terror she inspires in ALL of her foes, Swanky. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
And of course, the fight against The Man himself:

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/491/thanos1tf0.th.jpg http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2486/thanos2ko0.th.jpg I'd like to explain this.
You see, this wasn't an ordinary Thanos, this was one who had the power to destroy the entire universe... and she still took him out!

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
I'd like to explain this.
You see, this wasn't an ordinary Thanos, this was one who had the power to destroy the entire universe... and she still took him out! So does that mean that she can beat Orion?

Originally posted by Faceman
So does that mean that she can beat Orion? Thanos had the power to enslave the universe... and Watcher said she saved the multiverse (each Watcher has a viewpoint to all universes), so...

She would bitchslap Orion, and maybe Darkseid. Fear the squirrely wrath!

AIM agents are terrified of Squirrel Girl and refer to her as "The Anti - Life" and "The Slayer of all that Breathes":

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Off - panel, she saved Zeus and the Olympian gods:

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Breaks into Thunderbolts mountain easily and tries to reason with Speedball (Penance):

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Owns Dr. Doom again:

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Uses Doom's time machine to travel to the year 2099:

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Kicks Deadpool out of the GLI headquarters:

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wtf issue is that?!

It's from the Deadpool/Great Lakes Initiative Summer Fun Spectacular that came out today.

Originally posted by Endless Mike
Owns Dr. Doom again:

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t173/EndlessMike9/squirrelgirlvsdoom.jpg
hysterical
Greatest thing ever in comics!

When did quanchi become a writer?

Originally posted by Tyrant
hysterical
Greatest thing ever in comics!

When did quanchi become a writer? It seems eerily like KMC.

Or any online forum, I suppose, but I like to think writers pay attention to us.

Awww Robbie/Squirrel Girl shipping ftw !

so squirrel girl's gimmick is being ridiculously undefeatable, mr. immortal's is finding new ways to die, and grasshopper's is dying immediately after appearing with the team.

i like it.

She and Deadpool are classic.

Dooms afraid. 100 percent gold.

The Penitent Puss was my favorite.

Greatest thread ever.

Recommended? I think so.

Originally posted by Faceman
So does that mean that she can beat Orion?

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
Thanos had the power to enslave the universe... and Watcher said she saved the multiverse (each Watcher has a viewpoint to all universes), so...

Bad " Punch Line "

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
She would bitchslap Orion, and maybe Darkseid. Fear the squirrely wrath!

Little better.....

Funny how her fight with Mandarin and Thanos is so unreal they can't even show it, they just say she won lol. I"m surprsied they even showed Doom, and Ironman fights to tell you the truth. Marvel was clearly playing around with her though, anybody that ugly when they first came out has to be a joke. Same thing with "Ice cream man" or "Walrus man" Walrus man was so much of a joke you usually couldn't defeat him because you ended up laughing so much at him.

Originally posted by kakuzu
Funny how her fight with Mandarin and Thanos is so unreal they can't even show it, they just say she won lol. I"m surprsied they even showed Doom, and Ironman fights to tell you the truth. Marvel was clearly playing around with her though, anybody that ugly when they first came out has to be a joke. Same thing with "Ice cream man" or "Walrus man" Walrus man was so much of a joke you usually couldn't defeat him because you ended up laughing so much at him.

They can't show it because Mandarin got his ass beat so fast that it didn't even take a panel.

Squirrel Girl is just Marvel writers & editors poking a stick in the eye of fanboyism. hysterical
Probably how they unwind on a Friday afternoon - come up with another ridiculous Squirrel Girl feat to smack us with.

Marvel's wiki gives her perfect stats across the board.

http://marvel.com/universe/Squirrel_Girl

I find the superpower of Hazel Nut-flavored lips to actually be kind of hot and tasty

Originally posted by Endless Mike
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5738/squirrelgirlgalactus.th.jpg

LOL that background pic is from Annihilation and that other pic of SG is from somewhere else. Thats photoshopped.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
LOL that background pic is from Annihilation and that other pic of SG is from somewhere else. Thats photoshopped.

I thought that was obvious

It was supposed to be funny

Lmao.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
LOL that background pic is from Annihilation and that other pic of SG is from somewhere else. Thats photoshopped.

Yeah, but it got mentioned in some issue that Squirrel Girl was unavailable because she was battling Galactus. Battling; not getting utterly owned and eaten. So she has squared off against him.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
I find the superpower of Hazel Nut-flavored lips to actually be kind of hot and tasty

Has that 'power' been stated in canon comics somewhere? I can't find it listed whenever her powers are given on the official marvel and wiki pages on her.

it's on the wiki page. It's something she mentioned in her I Heart Marvel appearance

Loeb says Squirrel Girl would beat Rulk.
http://comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=23185

Considering that she has the same stats on Marvel.com as the living tribunal, I wouldn't put anything past her.

Comparing her to LT is an insult to her

So can she finally beat the crap out of wolverine already?

When will people stop acting like she's a joke and finally admit that she's the most powerful being in Marvel?


From Age of Heroes 3
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Add Fin Fang Foom, Baron Mordo, Korvac and Ego The Living Planet to the list...

Great scan SamZED, you made my day a whole lot better

SG is the best there is!

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The New Avengers #15. On-screen fight vs Wolverine

So, now suddenly, she's a Class 7 martial artist?

Speed and agility of a squirrel, remember?

Originally posted by Q99
Speed and agility of a squirrel, remember?

No, that wasn't just speed and agility. She handed Wolverine his ass in pure hand to hand skill.

Wolverine has held himself pretty well against people with just enhanced speed and agility but no real training skill. He's handled himself well against people with enhanced speed and agility and actual training.

Squirrel on panel owned him worse than anyone short of Gorgon or someone similar.

Originally posted by Q99
The New Avengers #15. On-screen fight vs Wolverine

* what happened next? the woman (i don't recognize her) told Doreen to turn around...

Originally posted by Mr.Mxyzptlk
So, now suddenly, she's a Class 7 martial artist?

She's a class infinity Martial Artist

Speed and agility certainly didn't *hurt* there, aside from clearly having some skill

Originally posted by peejayd
* what happened next? the woman (i don't recognize her) told Doreen to turn around...

This is from a preview, I don't think the full issue's out yet.

And that's Jessica Jones.

Originally posted by Endless Mike
She's a class infinity Martial Artist

You gentlemen carry on....

Squirrel Girl vs Wolverine

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Squirrel Girl vs Giant Nazi Robot

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What, you had her babysit without knowing the full extent of her powers? Poor show, Jessica Jones!

Ok, sorry, but are we really expected to believe that Wolverine finds squirrels any kind of threat?

Maybe if they carried the love child of the Legacy Virus and Sublime coated on some nano-sentinels....

Squirrel Girl is by far one of the most idiotic characters ever made.. However, she, as a walking PIS/CIS machine is quite effective. And I mean that in the nicest way...

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
Squirrel Girl is by far one of the most idiotic characters ever made.. However, she, as a walking PIS/CIS machine is quite effective. And I mean that in the nicest way...

She's more like a DMPC charged full of DM Fiat-incarnate, wielding the golden Plot Railroad of Isayso.

Well, enough disrespect, even if I feel the Amalgam of Shocker, Rhino and Stilt-man would deserve more respect than Doreen Green.

Originally posted by Mr.Mxyzptlk
Ok, sorry, but are we really expected to believe that Wolverine finds squirrels any kind of threat?

Maybe if they carried the love child of the Legacy Virus and Sublime coated on some nano-sentinels.... Wolverine does have a fetish for Squirrel Girl in one of memory storage.

Originally posted by Mr.Mxyzptlk
She's more like a DMPC charged full of DM Fiat-incarnate, wielding the golden Plot Railroad of Isayso.

Well, enough disrespect, even if I feel the Amalgam of Shocker, Rhino and Stilt-man would deserve more respect than Doreen Green. Chuck Norris beard got nothing on SG's tail.

616 Shocker is ok, it's Ultimate Shocker that sucks.

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
Squirrel Girl is by far one of the most idiotic characters ever made..

Personally, I think she's a great character. And I mean that in a non-ironic way. She is simultaneously fan service to all kinds of people who like to laugh at such absurdity as she provides - and those who laugh at the fanboys who she infuriates by beating everyone in irrational manners (seriously, you think there wasn't some upset Wolverine fans that last feat? The writers are trolling them in epic fashion)...while also providing a very lighthearted reminder that these are comics and not meant to be taken super-seriously. And she's adorable. Just a win-win all around.

Someone needs to make a "Haters gonna hate" SG pic

I just finished reading the Great Lakes Avengers series and all related SG comics. Dan Slott is a genius. Absolutely hilarious stuff.

I reckon SG is an Omega Level mutant obsessed with squirrels or some sought of Insane Abstract being grounded on Earth.

Either way I love the character. Thanx Digi.

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
Squirrel Girl is by far one of the most idiotic characters ever made.. However, she, as a walking PIS/CIS machine is quite effective. And I mean that in the nicest way...

So why do you read comicbooks anyways?

Originally posted by Q99
Speed and agility certainly didn't *hurt* there, aside from clearly having some skill

And her tail.

Originally posted by Bluddflagg
Ok, sorry, but are we really expected to believe that Wolverine finds squirrels any kind of threat?

Maybe if they carried the love child of the Legacy Virus and Sublime coated on some nano-sentinels....
Since he's in a crapload of teams he should know about her. And also heard that her squirrels haven taken down guys like Doom, Mandarin, Modok, Bi-Beast to even Terrax and Ego the Living Planet. Now do you understand why he was afraid of the army of squirrels?

Methinks Doreen Green hot in jeans
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