Respect Squirrel Girl
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DigiMark007
I know what youre thinking, but this is for real.
Once is a fluke.
Twice is bad writing.
But at some point you just have to realize that Squirrel Girl is at least a Skyfather-level entity.
Let's look at the evidence....
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DigiMark007
The Squirrel-a-Gig!
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DigiMark007
SQ and Tippy-Toe in action against Modok
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Beta Ray Howard
Best. Thread. EVER!
DigiMark007
Only Squirrel Girl's "nutty pluck" can defeat Terrax the Tamer.
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/812/terrax1xn7.th.jpg http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/5554/terrax2lp1.th.jpg
...a few pages later.... http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/21/terrax3th1.th.jpg
juggernaut66666
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Tippy-Toe
tohslaugh
DigiMark007
On-panel evidence of victories against Mandarin, Dr. Doom, and Giganto
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/9655/threats1pn5.th.jpg http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/7362/threats2vo2.th.jpg
...also cool because she turns down an invitation to join S.H.I.E.L.D.
DigiMark007
And of course, the fight against The Man himself:
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/491/thanos1tf0.th.jpg http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2486/thanos2ko0.th.jpg
DigiMark007
So let's do the math:
Modok, Mandarin, Thanos, Doom, Terrax.
That's right everyone.....believe the hype!
...
All I'm missing are the actual fight with Dr. Doom and her recent fight with Deadpool.
xmarksthespot
Squirrel Girl beating Doom is on her Wikipedia page:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/DrDoomSquirrels.gif
Maestro
Personally I can't stand her, first of all it was funny but the way marvel have wrote the character, its like shes a walking plot device, which she is supposed to be I guess, but it doesn't really suit my taste. Not that I'm hating or anything

Artemis1860
I was wondering when I was going to see this! Awesome thread.

Blair Wind
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Squirrel Girl beating Doom is on her Wikipedia page:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/DrDoomSquirrels.gif
Is it just me or does Doom's face mask look.....squirrelish?
Evil_Ash
How the heck did she defeat Thanos??
DigiMark007
Originally posted by Evil_Ash
How the heck did she defeat Thanos??
With her nutty pluck, of course.
And you spelled 'devolve' wrong.

boriquaking55
Squirrel Girl is GOD
I bow down
Evil_Ash
Originally posted by DigiMark007
And you spelled 'devolve' wrong.
...fixed

Rewmac
This thread should about closed by now...Digi I wasn't expecting you to make something like this...I'm kinda disappointed.
TricksterPriest
I could understand a plot device character. But why in god's name does she have such bad lines like "You evil evil man!" or "Shut your evil pie hole!" sweatdrop
"V"
Originally posted by Rewmac
This thread should about closed by now...Digi I wasn't expecting you to make something like this...I'm kinda disappointed.
This thread is perfectly fine, it breaks no rules at all. I don't think Digi would intentionally make a thread he knew would be closed, after all, he's kinda the one who does that stuff.
Squirrel Girl indeed does rock, good character, nice thread btw Digi.
Badabing
Why didn't anybody pic her for the tourny?

Galan007
The Thanos fight is truly a great moment in comics!

ExodusCloak
Beats up Deadpool.
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ExodusCloak
Squirrel Girl meets and takes down IronMan and Dr. Doom.
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Dreampanther
All hail Squirrel Girl!
Star Date 2566 - Captain's Log:
In the year 2009 Squirrel Girl and Wolverine hooked up, got married and started having children (or pups, as we now call them).
Due to Wolverine's amazing powers, like being able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, being faster than a speeding bullet, able to regenerate from a quarter-milligram of scorched, blasted, dehydrated radioactive particle and being more powerful than Hulk, Thor and Superman together (not to mention the agilty of a scalded cat)
combined with
Squirrel Girl's invulnerability, her powerful telepathy, her ability to keep a score of men's balls in her mouth and her paralyzing beauty
these children became the New Gods of planet Earth, and were worshipped as holy entities.
Unfortunately, these were not kind rulers - no! They demanded sacrifice! Each day the challenge had to be met - entire armies slaughtered for their entertainment and amusement!
That is why we are broadcasting from this hollowed-out asteroid - we are the last surviving humans in the galaxy, the only ones that have escaped -
The Wrath of the Squirrelly Wolves!
Maestro
Originally posted by Dreampanther
All hail Squirrel Girl!
Star Date 2566 - Captain's Log:
In the year 2009 Squirrel Girl and Wolverine hooked up, got married and started having children (or pups, as we now call them).
Due to Wolverine's amazing powers, like being able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, being faster than a speeding bullet, able to regenerate from a quarter-milligram of scorched, blasted, dehydrated radioactive particle and being more powerful than Hulk, Thor and Superman together (not to mention the agilty of a scalded cat)
combined with
Squirrel Girl's invulnerability, her powerful telepathy, her ability to keep a score of men's balls in her mouth and her paralyzing beauty
these children became the New Gods of planet Earth, and were worshipped as holy entities.
Unfortunately, these were not kind rulers - no! They demanded sacrifice! Each day the challenge had to be met - entire armies slaughtered for their entertainment and amusement!
That is why we are broadcasting from this hollowed-out asteroid - we are the last surviving humans in the galaxy, the only ones that have escaped -
The Wrath of the Squirrelly Wolves!

DigiMark007
Originally posted by Rewmac
This thread should about closed by now...Digi I wasn't expecting you to make something like this...I'm kinda disappointed.
Wait, huh?
This is for real.
I realize that she's just a walking plot device, but this is a legit thread to showcase her showings. It's not an "epic" respect thread, but I figured it would be fun.
...I also just acquired her beatdown of Deadpool, though I see it's been posted already.

DigiMark007
Deadpool considers Squirrel Girl in the same league as Iron Man and Thor.
http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=deadpoolqj2.jpg
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boriquaking55
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Deadpool considers Squirrel Girl in the same league as Iron Man and Thor.
http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=deadpoolqj2.jpg
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She is far beyond those insects
TricksterPriest
She's a cosmic menace eclipsed only by the likes of Tyrant level beings.
redhotrash
Ya know, I have nothing in particular against her, just everything she stands for. I cant help but to feel like all these wins she has been adding up is all a setup for a unexpected death. Like being shot by a mugger or maybe joining the exiles only to be eaten by a alternate reality's Wolverine. Something that you'd pick the comic up with a smile expecting to see squirrelly shenanigans but end up depressed and downtrodden at the end.
King Kandy
Originally posted by Badabing
Why didn't anybody pic her for the tourny?
Beacause he's over Thanos level.
DigiMark007
Originally posted by King Kandy
Beacause he's over Thanos level.
Yeah, we were going to have SP become her. No such luck.

xmeat
is she really that powerful.
DigiMark007
Originally posted by xmeat
is she really that powerful.
Rationally speaking, no.
But all she has are insanely impressive victories. Part of me thinks that at some point we're going to have to start legitimately seeing her as more than a hilarious excuse for PIS.
DigiMark007
Thing is getting beat down by Bi-Beast. Squirrel Girl and friends turn the tide of the battle.
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DigiMark007
Just found this out:
SG's real name is "Doreen Green"
TricksterPriest
Maybe Squirrel Girl is meant to be Stan Lee or Quesada's daughter? Or the daughter of TOAA?

Swanky-Tuna
Originally posted by DigiMark007
The Squirrel-a-Gig!
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6066/sg2pf7.th.jpg http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/1948/sg3ef2.th.jpg
Why is it I'd feel safer with the building sized SHIELD carrier hovering over my head but I cringe at the thought of Squirrel Girl zipping around in that flying go-kart in the same city as me.
DigiMark007
Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Why is it I'd feel safer with the building sized SHIELD carrier hovering over my head but I cringe at the thought of Squirrel Girl zipping around in that flying go-kart in the same city as me.
That's the sort of terror she inspires in ALL of her foes, Swanky. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

WorldWarHulk
Originally posted by DigiMark007
And of course, the fight against The Man himself:
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/491/thanos1tf0.th.jpg http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2486/thanos2ko0.th.jpg I'd like to explain this.
You see, this wasn't an ordinary Thanos, this was one who had the power to destroy the entire universe... and she still took him out!
Faceman
Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
I'd like to explain this.
You see, this wasn't an ordinary Thanos, this was one who had the power to destroy the entire universe... and she still took him out! So does that mean that she can beat Orion?

WorldWarHulk
Originally posted by Faceman
So does that mean that she can beat Orion?

Thanos had the power to enslave the universe... and Watcher said she saved the multiverse (each Watcher has a viewpoint to all universes), so...
TricksterPriest
She would bitchslap Orion, and maybe Darkseid.

Fear the squirrely wrath!

Endless Mike
AIM agents are terrified of Squirrel Girl and refer to her as "The Anti - Life" and "The Slayer of all that Breathes":
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t173/EndlessMike9/aimfearssquirrelgirl.jpg
Off - panel, she saved Zeus and the Olympian gods:
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t173/EndlessMike9/squirrelgirlsaveszeus.jpg
Breaks into Thunderbolts mountain easily and tries to reason with Speedball (Penance):
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Owns Dr. Doom again:
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Uses Doom's time machine to travel to the year 2099:
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Kicks Deadpool out of the GLI headquarters:
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t173/EndlessMike9/squirrelgirlvsdeadpool.jpg
DigiMark007
wtf issue is that?!
King_Mungi
It's from the Deadpool/Great Lakes Initiative Summer Fun Spectacular that came out today.
Tyrant
Originally posted by Endless Mike
Owns Dr. Doom again:
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t173/EndlessMike9/squirrelgirlvsdoom.jpg
hysterical
Greatest thing ever in comics!
When did quanchi become a writer?
SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by Tyrant
hysterical
Greatest thing ever in comics!
When did quanchi become a writer? It seems eerily like KMC.
Or any online forum, I suppose, but I like to think writers pay attention to us.
grey fox
Awww Robbie/Squirrel Girl shipping ftw !
Disappear
so squirrel girl's gimmick is being ridiculously undefeatable, mr. immortal's is finding new ways to die, and grasshopper's is dying immediately after appearing with the team.
i like it.
teh_perfection
She and Deadpool are classic.
Dooms afraid. 100 percent gold.
DigiMark007
The Penitent Puss was my favorite.

Switch 07
Greatest thread ever.
Recommended? I think so.

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